2009/01/02
The long awaited medical checkup. Somehow, it makes u feel that army days are rly getting closer and closer when u go for it.
Conclusion: The army somehow feels like a joke.
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Comprising of 6 stations + 1 IQ test (probably testing ur IQ), it is designed to check every male's body to see if it is fit and healthy enough to serve the army without giving the army any problems. In other words, it is for their benefit, but they use the excuse that it is for OUR benefit.
1st Station: Hearing checkup. Comments: I am not deaf.
2nd Station: Eyesight checkup. Comments: Not colorblind, but eyesight definitely cannot qualify for Pes A jobs (thank goodness)
3rd Station: X-ray checkup. Comments: Where they're checking, i'm not v.sure also.
4th Station: Dental checkup. Comments: No comment.
5th(a) Station: Urine test. Comments: No problems for me, but many problems for one guy who had no urine at all (at that time) + water dispenser was spoilt, while the other guy can pee instantaneously after his 1st discharge. I definitely can't do that (the instantaneously stuff).
5th (b) Station: Blood test. Comments: Shit the bastards, they took 3 bottles of my blood, whereas they only took 1 for my frens. Should have said i wasn't obese when they asked me.
6th Station: Everything Station. Comments: A station where ur height and weight, heartbeat and blood pressure, blah blah blah was taken. The ECG sux, feels like those thingy are pinching u. To make things worse, i have to do it twice becuz the results from the 1st time cocked up. Also, they dun have the stupid examination whereby u have to pull down ur pants and cough. The guy also damn cocked, tell me to pull down my pants and after 1 SECOND, he told me to wear them. Wad a waste of time.
Outta all these stations, it is concluded that i am too healthy for my own good. Well, at least it beats kena-ing pes A. My pes: B. The other two bastards who went with me are pes D currently, one has Hep B and an eye which is 2000 over degrees, the other has high heartbeat rate and blood pressure.
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7th Station: IQ test. Comments: Stupid + bloody waste of time. Got totally pissed off halfway through, so since it's a MCQ, i juz clicked without thinking much. Maybe they'll classify me as stupid and won't put me in those frontline duties.
I noe they're concerned about whether another idiot will come and take the rifle outta the camp, but this isn't the way to do it.
Feel like 5 hrs of my life got wasted.
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Finally bought my phone. Yesh.
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5:10 pm
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