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Found the photos lying around while messing around with my house com. Apparently, they're photos of some parts in Germany.

I got the sudden urge to travel to Germany for sightseeing.

Now tt i tink of it, no wonder tt old man luvs to go to Germany so much.

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Juz woke up at 5.30am. Apparently, weather was so gd last nite, tt i dropped dead on my bed by the time of 9pm.

Was sneaking around in my hse to get to the toilet. Once i got out and on my way to bed, my mum pop outta nowhere and touch my face, making me jump.

Fact: She has trained in the art of stealth for a long time.

But now tt i tink of it, my entire family has trained in stealth.

Dad: Succeeded in getting past security in hospital during SARS period.
Mum: Succeeded in disappearing whenever u tink she's right behind u.
Da jie: Succeeded in disappearing when u wan her to do housework.
Er Jie: Succeeded in sudden appearance behind ur back.

Yeo family = Masters/Mistresses of Stealth???

i've got attitude; 6:00 am

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A few headline news recently.

1. Taiwan Earthquake causes slow internet speed in East Asia(Damn, i'm dling sth, ya arseholes)
2. China in deep shit for Environmental problems(Mother Nature will wipe u out with tsunami if u continue.........)
3. Malaysia Floods needs to spend 44million bucks(forgot wat currency) to repair damage(Big Deal)
4. Another(*note: Another) Japanese Minister quits over sex scandals(Good game)
5. Northern China suffering drought season(now we noe where all their rain go to, eh)
6. Pakistan planting a mine field at the borders of Afganistan(We got airplanes, dude.)

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My laptop is cocking up.

Recently, Microsoft released something called Internet Explorer Version 7.0. Since my com automatically downloads and install it, so i was tinking it was no biggie and juz let things run its course.

Unfortunately, things nvr seem to go my way.

• Internet Explorer Version 7.0 was installed.
• Internet Explorer Version 7.0 is cocking up.
• Internet Explorer Version 7.0 moved on to cock up my msn messenger.
• Internet Explorer Version 7.0 cannot be used.
• Internet Explorer Version 7.0 is starting to cock up my mozilla firefox.

And the government still say wat, do not support piracy. U noe y ppl support piracy? Not only becuz they're cheap, but also becuz they work!!!! At least they dun cock up ur products, not like those bloody official gds. Na bei, go and cock up my laptop and now, i cant sign in to msn messenger.

So currently, left with the option of reformating. How worse can things get?

Thankfully all these is happening at the end of yr 2006. Let 'em be gone at yr 2007!!!!!!!!

i've got attitude; 12:25 pm

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Went out with the animals today. Went to JE to watch movie, and on my way to meet 'em, the most surprising guy called my hp.

1. When u see him, reach out ur arm to touch his head.
2. Nudge him in the stomach to check for 6-pack.
3. Ask him news abt the Lady in White.
4. Touch his head again.
5. Ask him how many cum sandwiches has he eaten so far.

The dude still looks the same la. Though his hair is a bit different, he's still the same la. And it seems like the first 2 weeks rly was slacking, so it's no wonder tt he's not tired out by the training.

So we were toking abt his hair and monks, and wei sen suddenly said: "To shave ur head completely bald and go inside the army ah, is considered being rebellious towards the army."

Reasons for that

• Army guys like gals, alcohol and meat. Monks dun. To shave ur head like a monk goes against the teachings of the army.
• Army wan army style, dun wan monk style.
• Long before our time, the army lost a war becuz a stupid monk got inside the tank and tried to be a hero. Ever since then, the army is anti-monks.

And it seems that those who entered the army early are rly fat packed. When i say fat, i meant fat, as in those who looked like they're gonna represent the sumo team of singapore. Seems like life in army is gonna be quite an effective slimming programme for these dudes. Afterall, going to the army is equal to eating Slim-10 pills for 1 yr. Can't wait for xh to enter the army as well. XD

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I wonder if i should pick up my speed and prevent myself from being left behind?

i've got attitude; 3:30 am

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Juz woke up at a nice timing of 9.36 AM. Wanted to slp more, but given current conditions, it doesn't seem possible.

Today, i juz proven two things.

1. Sound travels through solids.

The malay neighbours moved out. Starts to make u wonder y, becuz it hasn't been v.long since they last moved in, and they're suddenly making a break and running off.

So the new neighbour, decided to be a smart aleck and renovate the whole house, knocking off every old cupboard and old wardrobe there is in the house.

Wednesday

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

a.k.a Banging on the walls.

Friday

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

a.k.a Drilling

The banging wasn't so bad. At least i could still continue slping with 'em banging on the damn walls. But the drilling ah, wah, i dun believe tt anyone can tahan listening to it and slping at the same time la.

This has proven my 2nd theory.

2. Renovation Workers got no sense of hearing

I'm their neighbour, and i can hear their "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" drilling sound very loud and clear. Tink abt it la, it got the effect to wake me up leh, so u can alrdy guess how freaking loud the sound is.

So the full blast of tt sound muz be much more worse, yet those bunch of ass clowns can continue drilling happily and continously. It's either they got no sense of hearing, or their sense of hearing has reached the god-like state, whereby they can't hear a thing even if u blasted those car sound system music towards their ears.

Currently, i can tell u tt they're being a little bit more considerate, by drilling a bit, then stop, then drilling a bit, then stop. Best part is, when u tink they've stopped, u're sadly mistaken.

WHO CAN LEND ME UR BED TO SLP IN?????????????????????????????????????????????

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i've got attitude; 9:56 am

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Went out with my jjc frens last wk. Man, i can tell u, u ppl got no idea how shocked i was when they contacted me.

On one fine nite, i was on msn when they suddenly added me to their conversation. Apparently, they were planning to have an outing, since A'lvls are over and it's been a while since we last saw one another.

This proves tt ppl dun forget abt u. They're juz either too busy or too lazy to come find u.

So we went to Sakura restaurant at Orchard on tues. Eh pig, the sakura there got a bigger selection than the one at jurong east.

It's quite fun when u meet those tt u haven't seen for a long time and tok to 'em and hang out with 'em. Man, looks like they all have their paths laid out in front of 'em. Guess it might have been rly stupid of me to go to poly afterall. Kinda sian, to tell the truth. Becuz of a decision i made, i lagged behind 'em by not juz one yr, but two yrs.

But ya can't go back to the past, so no pt brooding abt it.

Best part was the suey kias are going to army at jan next yr. One going at 11th, two at 12th, the other at 13th. Weird, all 4 passed NAPFA, so y are they entering to army earlier than the cock? Dun tell me he rly did a miracle and scored a gold for NAPFA?

Aw, crap. It's time i stopped slacking and start working.

Or maybe i should leave it to next yr's resolutions.

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So after dinner, we walked around, go play pool, before heading to remus's hse to play mahjong. I tell u, there's sth seriously wrong with the sky nowadays. Raining like nobody's business. Juz when u thought the rain is gonna stop, it gets even bigger!!

It's like my er jie, kek sai until the sai abt to come out, then let 'em all out.

So we were like, totally drenched when we reached his hse. Wat's surprising was tt his parents made a huge commotion abt it and offered to give us clothes and their bathroom, until all 4 of us said tt we're rly ok and we dun need a bath or watever.

Now this is wat i call, good hosts.

Played mahjong until next morning, one tai for 10 cents, min. 2 tais. Crap sia. The fengshui there keeps spinning everytime, so by 6am, no one had any major losses or wins.

Remus was chionging World of Warcraft, so we played on his PS2 Bleach Blade Battlers. Ya, i admit, it ain't such a bad game.

World of Warcraft:

• A very expensive game in terms of hardware and software.
• Not a bad game, but flaws include the pros bullying noobs, and too much walking around.
• Is kinda fun when u take part in those weird guild wars and such.
• Has a 3D view when u play, unlike dotA, which takes only a top view.

Might consider playing tt. Well, tt'll only happen if i won lottery or sth. Tt game requires like, the best graphic card, the best connection, the best watever-the-shit for ur com, and u also need to pay money every month to play it.

So ppl, if u're interested in it, i suggest u go back to maple story.

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Is enmity the purest?

i've got attitude; 1:14 am

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Juz finished common tests. Except for biomolecular science, the rest of the modules are all right. Hoping to get distinction in IPC, Thermos and E.maths 3, but IPC is unlikely, becuz i lost 15 marks. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

And biomolecular science, well, all i can say is i got no luck with cells.

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Er jie went on a backpack trip to thailand. From Bangkok, she's gonna travel all the way down to malaysia, then to singapore.

Ya, exciting, but i heard south thailand is still ruled by some millitants or sth, so let's hope she doesn't get caught as a spy or sth. And rmbr, terrorists are still on the loose, so stay away from cars tt look suspicious.

Speaking of which, is bird flu still on the loose?

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I tell u all, women are lousy drivers. Yea, i noe, argue all u wan, women, but it's the truth and it has been proven by scientists. If u still wanna argue, go watch Arts Central.

Went to grandma's hse on sunday. Bro-in-law left the car with my da jie, and since she got her licsence, it's ok for her to drive it. But man, it sure isn't a gd idea to leave the car with her.

Mistakes tt she committed.

1. Going up a slope with gear 2, causing the car to lose fire and car almost went down the slope with cars behind us.
2. Kept forgetting if she locked the damn car.
3. THE MOST MAJOR: Banging into some plastic coverings tt those ppl repairing the roads use to cover up the construction site.

The third one caused my mum a big shock. I'm beginning to see yw's point, y there are no women in F1 races.

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Grandma is still the same, though i dun tink she recognised me when she saw me. I can't understand dialect, but i can understand her facial expressions, as though tinking who the hell i am and wat i wan with her.

Can't blame her, it's my fault for not visiting her ever since feb.

Looks like my uncle and auntie who lives near her, are the only ones tt visit her every now and then. Now this makes me even more guilty. But it's kinda sad to noe tt, becuz grandma gave birth to so many children, and has so many grandchildren. Yet we rarely go and visit her.

Muz report this to the moral issue section of my brain.

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Where do people lose their way?


i've got attitude; 9:52 pm

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Recently, SIM was having this promotion on sth. Somehow or rather, i felt it was inconsiderate of 'em, becuz of their advertisments, all the dust bins in SIM became Out Of Commission.

So i went to SIM in order to reach the bus stop. While waiting for the lift, i turned around and saw something to my shock.

2 legs were sticking outta the dust bin.

Thought it was my imagination, until i saw tt dust bins everywhere had a pair of legs sticking out. And it was confirmed by my fren tt they were advertising for goodness-noez-wat. Man, if i were to see this at roughly midnite, without so many lights on, u will probably see my eyes go white and white foam coming outta my mouth.

But my fren, ming cheng, didn't seem to be so lucky. He came to sch on fri morning, in a "half-awake half-asleep" state. So he wanted to throw away his tissue, found the dustbin, and jumped.

It seems tt he thought he was still in a dream, so he stood there for a while, waiting for the dream to end. Wat he didn't realise, was tt there were words below the dustbin stating the advertisments. We were dying of laughter when he was telling us abt it afterwards.

Moral of the story: Nvr use legs for ur advertisments

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I tink i need to clean up my room soon.

A couple of days ago, at 11pm+, when my room's windows are shut and my air con is on, there was this weird buzzing sound. I was blaming it on my imagination until i looked up and jumped.

A bee??????????????????

Questions popped into my head.

1. HOW DID IT GET IN WITH THE WINDOWS CLOSED?
2. WHY COME MY ROOM? AIN'T MY ER JIE'S ROOM TEMPTING ENOUGH?
3. WHY COME OUT ONLY AT THIS PERIOD OF THE TIME?
4. WHY IS ITS SIZE SO BIG?

Wanted to scream for help, but mum and er jie was asleep. And da jie, tt asshole who was watching TV, was of no help at all. Decided to do things my way.

• Ran downstairs.
• Get fly swappers(two of 'em)
• Went back into my room.
• Time for two sword style.....
• Aimed at the bee which was strucked to my light.
• First whack: missed
• 2nd whack: missed
• 3rd whack: missed
• 4th whack: HIT
• It went spinning onto the ground.
• Still alive, cannot fly, but can spin circles on the floor.
• Use fly swappers like chopsticks.
• Carry it to the toilet bowl.
• Dump it in, flush.

Therefore, my dear insect friends, kindly do not disturb my privacy if ya dun wanna end up flushing down the toilet bowls. U live in ur world, i live in my world, we're even.

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i've got attitude; 2:30 pm

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