}the_attituded^kid{

Yeo Han Ming a.k.a Bayee Seng
Future Ambition: Currently undergoing Renovations
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Trapped in P.T.


}likes{
Food
Play
Sleep
Slack



No particular dislikes


Current^Status&>>

status :: Recruit in Training

&wishlist~

1. Invisiblity Cloak
2. Dynamites (unlimited)
3. Excalibur
4. Ultimate protection from dust for my house (save me the trouble to clean it)
5. Anti-Mozzie Defense Towers
6. Anti-Snoring Device
7. One Gundam to protect sg and convince LKY that i dun need to go to the army
8. Create the Sekundes Law of Science
9. 5 inch water hose with unlimited pressurized water of at least 14 bar
10. HDTV for my XBOX360
11. Unlimited AA batteries for my controller
12. Teleportation device that allows me to teleport anywhere
13. Motorbike
14. W980
15. One Rocket Launcher, unlimited ammo
16. One Iron Man Suit made of Titanium(ASAP)



[Friends>>

Ming Cheng| Zension
Yvvone| Pearl
Jolene| Fen Yi
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2005/12/15



therefore and thus, looking for choices 9-12 to put into my JAE choices, yea i noe, i'm 3 months early but in order to avoid more conflict, to spare me the trouble, i bo bian but to do so.

So there

was out the whole day, beginning with accompany my mum. says at first her arm hurts and got tt 'sour sour' feeling. then, after doc gave her med, her arm tends to become numb instead. Weird eh, anyone got any clues on wat this means?

Went to a cock and a jackass's hse after tt to upload warcraft 3............Well, maybe it's the fact tt my com sux and tend to lag a lot, tt makes me so jealous of tt.Speaking of my com, it's been cocking up with weird symptons recently. Suspected to be a virus until data inside the com was intact with no problem at all, so suspection got shifted to hardware instead. Sometimes, the com will start up. But when it doesn't, i get prepared for lots of fun. Firstly, it will start up with ur beginning normal screens, then hang. If u press the restart button, it will go 'beep beep beep' quite a couple of times before becoming in the same state as hang, and ur monitor will act like ur CPU is not started up yet. Best part is if u switch off the power, and on it after a while, there will be 2 results. One is it's able to start up. While the other, leads to the hanging part, and thus repeating the whole cycle again. Pretty cool, eh. I spent half an hr with it, and the cycle goes on and on before i gave up.

Juz when all hope was lost, when at nite, i gave it a try again. And to my utter shock, i went off to answer a phone call, leaving it in 'hang' status. It somehow auto regan itself and gain back its ability to start up for me to use. I guess this com juz luvs to give attitude like shit, and unless we give it the rest it deserves, it will play with us until we give it wat i wans. Not bad, but i can do without this attitude of its.

Thus, once again, i sincerely hope tt all can donate to the YHMA kindly. To donate, pls call 999, or u can also SMS the amt of money u wanna donate to 99999999. Thank you very much.


i've got attitude; 1:46 am

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2005/12/10



Was out with the few buddies for a dotA-playing day yesterday. Needless to say, all got thrashed by me=P. well, almost all, i guess.

After tt, met up with my er jie. Apparently, she got a couple of vouchers from goodness-noes-where. Wat's so gd abt these vouchers were tt they can be used at some classy restaurant in Mandarin Hotel. Goes by the name of Aquamarine, if i'm not mistaken. We went there to eat the buffet, and man, one person costs $58??????????? luckily the voucher is a $150 one, if not, i definitely ain't gonna pay for it sia.....

Food tt I recommend to be eaten in large quantities at the buffet

1) Tempura
Piangz, this one was rly good, the prawn is still giving out steam if u bite it, and observe. Tastes great with the sauce and is something tt my er jie went to get, again, and again and again and again.

2)Goose Liver
Now this one, from wat i heard, seems to be damn expensive. From my experiences of eating pig and chicken liver, they're a bit sticky and got some weird aftertaste. Doesn't seems to be the case for goose liver. In fact, it is smooth, not sticky, goes well with the sauce and no weird aftertaste.

3)Baked Rice
This one is rly good, rice with seafood inside like prawns and squid. To top it off, the top of the rice got one nice layer of cheese. Meant for cheese lovers, of course.

4)Octopus(Appetizer)
Now this is another great one. Baby Octopus with some sweet and spicy sauce on it. Delicious!!!

5)Japanese Pizza
One thing different from Western Pizza, is tt it's not cheesy. In fact, i dun see any cheese on it, or tasted any. But neither does it have the taste of bread. With eel meat on it, this dish should be a great main course for anyone.

6)Poached Scallop
Well, this one is great, man. Fresh, tastes great and goes well with either Tobasco, lemon, or both. Take the smaller ones, their meat taste sweeter.

7)Fresh Oysters
Also another great one, meat is fresh and sweet. Also goes well with tobasco, lemon or both. Only for those who luv oyster meat.

8)Black Forest Cake
Sweet, nice texture and a taste tt u'll nvr get sick of eating. Recommanded for cake luvers like me.

9)Mango Cheese Cake
This one was also one of the best. There wasn't any cheesy taste, but it was creamy and rich in taste. Also recommanded for cake luvers.

10)Strawberry pudding
Now this is one special one. If u taste it carefully, u can taste the red wine tt was added into it. Delicious, great and makes one a little drunk if u ate more than 1.

11)Chocolate-in-a-cup
Now this one is weird, yet creative. It looks like a hot chocolate in a small glass, but when u dig inside, there's chocolate tt's sweet and creamy. Definitely for chocolate luvers.

12)Mango Pudding
Dunno if we came at a 'mango day' or sth, most of the desserts had mango in them! But this one was good, sweet with the taste of mango, and refreshing too.

13) Vanilla ?????
This one is hard to describe. It tastes sweet, has a bit of vanilla taste but it's the texture that makes it extrodinary. It's soft, like ice cream but it's not cold!! It's like a pudding, but it's not slippery! It's like a cake, but it does not have the flour dropping out when u eat it! Wat can it be?

14)Chocolate Fondue
Piangz, this one is damn fun to play with. Strawberries, marshmallows and honeydews there for u to poke into and dip into the flowing chocolate fountatin. Kinda fun to play with, but sure tastes great.

Above are the exceptionally, extrodinary, excellent dishes that rly taste the best in the entire buffet. As for the others, they belong to the definitely-above-average category, meaning tt they're delicious too. But sadly, there's also the not-so-good ones.

Food that i recommend u to try, but not take so much of 'em

1)Smoked Salmon
Now this one was overdone, in a sense that it was too salty. Bad as it covers up the sweetness of the salmon. maybe the chef didn't mind the amt of salt he added tt day?

2)Roasted Duck
Not as good as hawker centres one. The fault lies with the taste. It taste a bit like normal meat being boiled, not roasted. A bit tasteless, in fact.

3)Char Siew
Same as roasted duck, looks like they ought to take lessons from hawker centre chefs

4)Shitake Mushroom
Also a bit tasteless, and the cheese added was definitely NOT ENOUGH

Tink i overate again, can't blame me, food was so great. Afterwhich i spend the nite alone waiting for young virgin gals again:( Sad to say, none came, as usual. Well, i was alone at home afterall, can't blame me, rite? Mum, went to cruise. Da jie, went to KL. Er Jie, went to pa toh. so wat u expect from me, rite?

Thus, spent the day at home lazing around. Man, i better find a job soon or i gonna die of boredom sia. Besides, Christmas is coming. How the hell am i gonna find the money to buy the xmas prezzies? SOMEBODY GIMME A FREAKING JOB LA..........................


i've got attitude; 8:33 pm

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2005/12/03


ok, maybe today, i won't be toking abt fine lines, cuz i realised the topic needs more study, tinking, elaboration, watever-the-shit tt u can tink of.....so there u go.

was playing scrabble with my neighbours juz now. and SADLY, our rule was any word tt can be found in the dictionary will qualify. this, my frens, should nvr be the rule for scrabble. becuz the dictionary tt we were using, was a 15-cm thick longman's dictionary.........

words tt we formed

  1. tits
  2. boobs
  3. porn
  4. breasts
  5. dicks
  6. pussy
  7. noobs
  8. AAA(Australia Automobile Association)
  9. QC(Queen's Counsel)
  10. ER(Emergency Room)
  11. NG(No Good)
  12. fave(short for favourite)

As u can see, the problem with the 'Any word that is found in the Longman Dictionary' rule, is tt inside this stupid dictionary, u can find short forms, abbreviations, etc. Even chemical forumlas of elements can be found inside. So u see the problem now?

Was looking at some photos taken at IJC and for some reason, i started to miss tt place. to tell the truth, i had quite some wonderful memories there. they say u can't rly make gd frens in jc, but i disagree. cuz i am certain i made quite a lot of them in IJC. Next yr muz drive car back to bring them to dou fong=D



i've got attitude; 1:47 am

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2005/12/01


ok, today, i'm gonna elaborate abt the differences between reality and fantasy, jokes and truth, and hopefully, by the end of it, u will be able to see the similarities and differences btw them and be able to differentiate them better.

now u will ask me, y do i need to differentiate them? becuz often in life, u go into misunderstandings with ppl u noe, things u see, etc. juz becuz u can't see their difference, only the similarities. so in some way or another, this may prove beneficial to u. i dunno for sure, only u noe.

so, let's start by looking at the similarities first, since we all noe best regarding them. afterall, we always misplace them in the same category. for reality and fantasy, there is a reason y fantasy can be reality, but fantasy can also not be reality. for example, in ur fantasy, u dream of having a stead with very gd looks, loves u a lot, good character(for example). in the end, u rly have a stead which is the same as ur fantasy. tt, is a classic example of a fantasy becoming reality. but if, u wanna be like Neo in the matrix, dodge bullets and fly around the sky, i assure u, go to slp and maybe u can dream abt it. becuz it ain't coming out in reality, man.

So y are fantasy and reality similar? becuz at certain times, fantasy IS reality, it all depends on u, how u tink. thus, we all luv to fantasize, hoping one day, they gonna come true, since they're so close to reality after all. but i muz emphasis, there happened to be one FINE line btw the two. and this FINE line happens to be the firewall tt prevents ur fantasy from becoming reality. it's quite gd and proves to be useful sometimes, for example if this guy dreams abt raping a gal and in reality, rly go and rape the gal, then wouldn't all gals be quarantined away from guys? then wat to guys do, rape each other?=D. yes, in case u haven't guessed it, the fine line is wat i called our logic, or rather, common sense. As idiotic as it can be in some situations, this is wat tt prevented(i hope) the world from becoming upside down.

but then u'll be asking, wat if i lack the logic and common sense and i wanna turn tt fantasy into reality? well, i'll be using the previous 2 examples to elaborate. in the case of Neo of Matrix, u'll probably be dead before u dodge the bullets or fly around in the sky. Either dead or mad, cuz ur imagination might be so good tt u tink u're flying, when u're still standing on the ground. yep, either u go mad or u die. Other example is the guy raping the gal. if the guy rly go and rape the gal, then i can assure u, tt guy's so gonna die in prison. Cuz in prison, the mates there happen to place rapists in the most low-ranking category(how i noe? i watch TV, asshole), so if they noe ah, tt guy's still gonna go mad in prison, no difference.

yep, so the two bad consequences can be they go mad or die. but i'm not saying there aren't good consequences. this is y i hate elaborating abt things in life, cuz there is no such thing as only good things, not bad things and vice versa. freaking irritation, rite?

the good part, u all go and tink for urself, if u wan to, serves as an excuse for ur brain juices to start flowing=D

As for lies, jokes and truth, well, this one is a tweeny bit harder then the previous duo. U see, jokes are really irritating, in the sense tt it's the child of lies and truth. rly, i ain't joking. a joke can be a lie, and also the truth. lemme give an example. for example, tml, Yeo Han Ming's gonna be the new MOE. hahahhahahahahahaha, not funny ah? no one's expecting u to laugh, but anyways, yep, this might be a joke in other's life but bullshit in urs. it all depends on ur tinking, man. Whereas a joke tt is a truth, well, for example.......Yeo Han Ming's gonna be the new MOE in 20 yrs time. hahahahahahahahahahaha, not funny again ah? ok, ok, lousy example. how abt.......gal A accidentally touches guy B's u-noe-where, outta sheer luck and guy B goes 'AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' and runs of crying, instead of feeling high. yep, can happen in reality, but rarely seen by us.

In other words, jokes are meant to be funny, and funny things can happen in reality(to add more spice to life) and in fantasy. this is why they're so hard to differentiate. jokes happen all the time, regardless of funny or not, but in order to sort them and find out whether they belong to the truth section or the lies section, well, requires skills, but more than tt, is ur common sense la. u look at me, since when haven't i joked abt things? then if one day i go saying, my house got burned down, u guys will probably tink i'm joking again. and yep, i was joking=D.

Yep, differentiating them sure is hard, so i wish u all gd luck while doing it. wat, i was supposed to teach u abt how to differentiate them? well, stay tuned for the next episode, kiddos.


i've got attitude; 4:21 pm

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