2008/11/25
Came home today, ate dinner, went into my room and got a big shock.
My blanket was gone.
In its place was a new blanket. Maybe the new blanket was better than my current one, but instantly, i went to mum's room to complain and whine and shout and talk cock. Finally succeeded in rescuing my old blanket.
U may tink it's crazy, but c'mon la, i had 18 yrs of relationship with this blanket. Who the heck will give it away so easily?
I'm not one who will betray 18 yrs of relationship so easily. Muz hide it when i go NS in the future.
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D&D on friday was fantastic. I juz feel it's a pity that i didn't eat enuff of the food there.
Can't help it, though. Got dragged by my colleague to dance with her while i was still eating, wtf. Will be updating with photos soon, hopefully. I tink i dance v.well. Especially when i was dancing with the aunties.
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Sat's lunch total bill: $106.
What was ate: 2 bowls of meepok
How the bill was calculated:
- $3 per bowl of meepok.
- $100 for the car summon ticket
Time that we left the car: 1.15pm.
Time the ticket was issued: 1.20pm.
Damn campers. Shit u for camping at the double yellow line.
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9:58 pm
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2008/11/20
Went to gym today. Didn't wanted to go, due to the fact that my bag was totally overweight and it will cause my body and legs to be severely tired if i actually carried it and ran to the gym, but still ended up going becuz it didn't rain. Shitty weather, it nvr stands on my side.
V.few ppl went to gym today. Guess the muscle building trend's going low. I tink mf's seriously wanting some muscles, he macham every tues and thurs also go gym loyally. Come on la, pal, having more muscles won't help u in chasing the gal.
So we went to the weighing machine, where the 2 bastards stood there eagerly to see how much weight i gained. (Cuz i missed gym for 2 wks) and i stood up, look down, and got the shock of my life.
I lost 2 kg
I swear ah, the last 2 wks, i was on some sorta meat eating spree. Some of the meat i ate include:
- You-Crazy-What Burger, with 3 beef patties
- Pork Italian Sausage
- One big piece of caijun chicken
- Hot Pot Culture's unlimited beef and pork works
- Etc Etc
Guess this means that if u wanna go on a diet, pls go on a meat eating spree. Maybe u can lose weight like me XD
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Tink jasmine's out to get me for all the posts that i posted about her slacking.
The si zhar bo go and show all my photos to her "mum" (actually her colleague, but they got so close tt she eventually called her mum). To make things worse, there's this online drive that all coms in nestle can access. She actually went and post my photos there as well.
Tink i owe her a lot in the past and i'm paying for it now.
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10:57 pm
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2008/11/15
I seriously dun get it. Apparently, whoever made this world rly got no symmetrical sense at all. No matter how much you tink abt it, it doesn't make sense la. How come it's always so fking hard to create something, yet it's so fking easy to destroy sth?
Easiest example: friendship.
Guess the creator of this world muz be kinda stupid also. If u ask me, they should make both be equally hard, such that it's fking hard to create AND destroy.
But then again, it's too late to tink abt all these now.
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When to singapore expo to buy crocs today. I seriously thought very few ppl knew that there will be crocs for sale at singapore expo. End up, when i reached there, ma de, there was a fking long queue la.
Maybe i should have went earlier. Blame it on two idiots who were fking late and dragged me down along with them, end up nvr buy any crocs at all.
Food expo was also quite bad. Nth much, juz frozen or packaged food.
Tink i tml morning go there and camp for crocs. Hopefully there will still be leftovers, or i really emo sia.
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8:27 pm
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2008/11/11
Juz succeeded in breaking the toilet door down. Well, wasn't my intention, i mean, who the fk would wanna break down his house toilet door for no good reason?
Was doing situp happily until a bitch came and di siao me. I didn't wanna care de, but imagine u do situp and someone come and step on ur stomach. Got pissed off, so when she evaded into the toilet, i juz went and push the toilet door.
And there u have it, door broken down. Mum certainly wasn't v.happy when she saw it.
From this, we can rule out two possibilities.
1. The toilet door is getting old.
2. My arm strength has reached a new level.
From today onwards, u can call me HM the Door Breaker.
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6:59 pm
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2008/11/10
Fking suey this morning. Woke up in quite a good mood, even though it was quite a hot morning. Then i went thru my daily morning routine and was abt to step outta the house when suddenly, the sunny morning changed to a raining morning.
To make things worse, the rain got fking big. And it got even BIGGER when i reached the bus stop opposite nestle. Even with an umbrella ah, the rain still succeeded in drenching my bag and my jeans(below my knee area). To tink i was only under the rain for one minute somemore.
Good thing was, nvm, my jeans are drenched, i can kapok some clothes from the pilot plant people and wear their long pants. The bad thing was, the guy who gave me the pants gave me one that was big, but short. When i wore it, it was macham like wearing three-quarter pants.
So u can imagine the amt of laughter that followed me everywhere i go. Fk sia, even when i wear it, i feel like a fking Bapok la. I was cursing the previous owner of the pants the whole day for having short legs.
Tink if people dunno wad's going on ah, they rly tink i'm out to set a new fashion trend.
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Went drinking with the animals on sat nite. To be exact, only me pig and seafood bros. Cock says he's too tired, but a more possible reason would be his mum dun let him go out. It's quite possible, given the mamaboy that he is.
Ya, drinking. As in, drinking alcohol, not drinking plain water, in case u dunno. Bought rum to yw's hse and we had a drinking session there. Seriously needed a drink becuz i haven't been in a good mood these days.
Ok la, after drinking, i feel a lot better now. Now ah, i feel that i'm ready to go searching for more oysters.
Morale of the Story: HM really is a steady guy.
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Today's paper: BABY IN CHINA WAS BORN WITH 8 TOES ON EACH LEG (WITH PHOTO)
WTF??????????????????????????????
So........ is this evolution or mutation?
Either way, this shows that we're polluting the environment so much that it's starting to affect us now. As i move on these days ah, i tink it's highly possible that i will consider a job in environment technology. Maybe it's my way of compensating back to Mother Nature.
Perhaps we humans are really parasites.
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6:07 pm
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