Dear Motorola V220,

i'm sry for discarding u, now that i got this sexy Sony Ericsson W850i. Despite the fact that i'm using it instead of u now, do not forget that i've always treasured u more than her. I'm sry for not using u anymore, but the fact that the W850i has a bluetooth, MP3 Player, more memory space, better games, caused my heart to sway. If only u have even a bluetooth, i might continue using u. But nooooooooooo, instead of having all these, u chose to stick to ur infra red and gimme problems all the time. I figured that i'm the only one u can vent ur frustrations on, everytime u PMS, but sad to say, i've been getting kinda f***ed up over u. It ain't funny whenever u make those funny sounds when there's no reception, nor izzit funny when u allow me to receive a msg at nite, when the person send it to me in the morning.

Do not wry that u're gonna be left in my drawer to slp for eternity. I believe tt there will be times, when my W850i chooses to PMS and break down. When those times come, i hope u can serve me well and not let me down. I will not forget ur loyalty, but i will not forgive ur 'nice-timings-to-pms' either.

Farewell, V220. I'm confident that W850i will take ur place, so fear nth and go to slp

Your master, Han Ming

i've got attitude; 10:06 pm

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Went out early in the morning with the animals. Apparently, da panda and cock juz finished a'lvls on thurs and today is the day we're all free. First outing ever since 2 to 3 months ago, when they chiong for a'lvls.

Cock seems normal. The period of non-stop studying didn't seem to affect his brain too badly, but da panda went berserk. Dunno wat he went through, but he went berserk today and was ultra sarcastic. Ya, so sarcastic tt u'll feel he's a big CB kia, despite the fact tt his jokes made u laugh until ur stomach hurts and ur throat becomes sore.

Now i noe tt sarcasm can further increase ur limit to ridiculous actions. XD

Anyways, we wanna go play badminton early in da morning, becuz yw's bro booked the court at 9. So we reached there, and to our shock, the court was full of indians. Yea, we were shocked, so yw's bro went to check it out with the lady in the office.

He came back saying, 'oops, i booked at 9pm instead of 9am.'

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Well, dunno if is his fault or the lady's fault, becuz he was saying things like, he told the lady 9am and the lady somehow managed to write it as 9pm. Nice stunt by him, man, and the lady as well.

Btw, sarcasm rly increase the limit to ridiculous examples. Classic examples:

1. Tai Chi
Last yr, when we went to Cathy Cineplex, i saw this freaking interesting statue outside some shop. So while the rest of the animal gang went in, ws and i were standing outside observing it. Tt statue kinda looks like it was using tai chi, so i went and do some actions of tai chi, with ultra bang sound effects. Best part was, a group of gals passed by while i was doing it.

Appeal for Han Ming: -100%

2. Aim and Throw
We went to Causeway pt to have dinner. So while da panda and pig went to throw rubbish, yw went berserk and threw this tissue paper at the back of ws's head. Best part was, it hit him, bounced off, and hit another auntie. The auntie turned around and saw pig, tinking it was him who threw tt tissue at her, so she look at her with a bua song glint in her eye, before walking off.

Accuracy for Yong Wen: +200%

3.Wobbling, Wobbling
Went back to yw's hse to collect our stuff, and the door was locked. Wooden door, metal door, every door. And best part was, tt asshole actually forgot to bring his keys. He was saying stuff like, i dun tink my grandma will actually go out, or something like tt. So while he and his bro were tinking of solutions, ws came and told me: 'Wat, u tink ur grandma got old and wobbly legs, so she cannot move?' With tt, he did an action tt almost caused me to die of laughter: He sorta combined 3 actions: open and close his legs, bend his knees, and shake his legs in a fast motion. After tt, he was unable to do the same actions.

Creativity for Wei Sen: +500%

Indeed, i might rly have the most jiao frens ever possible in my whole life.

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Realised tt i've been quite impatient with lab lessons lately. Apparently, i juz chiong through everything without reading the practical notes or anything. Muz be carelessness again, so for all who were my lab partners, pai seh ah.

But indeed, biomolecular science is killing me.

Wat is a cell?

1. A limited amt of space surrounded by 4 walls and is used to keep prisoners.
2. A piece of metal tt contains electrical power.
3. Some shitty name tt biologists give.
4. Some weird green alien from Dragon Ball.

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Word of the day: Ordinary

i've got attitude; 1:32 am

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Ya, back again folks. Didja miss me?

Wanna go to slp early tonite, but somehow or rather, something in my head is bugging me and preventing me from resting. I seriously wanna whoop myself sia. It's surprising how i can fell asleep in some bus 154 and slp all the way until jurong point, whereas i can't fall asleep in my own room.

Perhaps it's time to use the baseball bat.

So i went downstairs to drink water, tinking of wat was bugging me so much, when something was on the kitchen floor crawling.

A cockroach.

The best part was, it was crawling in my hse, like it's his home. Jump, run, get shieldtox, kill, cleanup.

Perhaps this was wat was bugging my mind. It kinda amazes me on how these species actually survived the dinosaur period. Is this wat u call, die die also dun wanna die?????

Best part was before the cockroach was found, my er jie's lobster was found roughly 2 hrs ago. Apparently, my mum di siao, go and put some pandan leaves in the fish tank. And this lobster, with the spirit of Indiana Jones, decided it's time to be free!!! But wat it didn't realise, is that even if it got outta the tank, it has to find some ways to crawl from the 10th storey to the 1st storey, then crawl all the way to jurong lake. It's a perilous journey, whereby u never noe wat u might get killed by, from walking pedestrians to moving cars, and even the dogs or cats that move around in the neighbourhood.

So this lobster was missing since yesterday, which means that it's been missing for roughly 1 day and 2 nites. Man, maybe letting the lobster watch TV ain't such a gd idea afterall.

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Pon Guai Lan training again. OK la, i'll stop being so lazy and go. But i was seriously not in the mood to go. Whenever i got lack of slp the nite before, i'll definitely pon Guai Lan training no matter wat.

So far, my excuses include:

1. My house cat die, so i attending its funeral.(*note: i do not have a cat in my house)
2. I lao sai lao until both legs weak, so cannot go.(*note: i was healthy and in perfect condition on tt day)

Argh, the lazy cells are starting to spread again. Anyone can introduce some sort of vaccine?

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A'lvls ending tml for the cock and panda kia. So they're finally free. Well, could be free, if not for the fact tt the government gonna catch 'em and jail them in NS.

NS.........................2 more yrs and i'm in it............ so scary............. the lady in white....................

Which reminds me of an incident when i was still in IJC.

Some dudes from the army came over to tok to us and tell us abt life in the army. So, while they tok, my classmates and i were playing. When the Q & A section came.

I juz got this burning question tt i wanna ask no matter wat, but it's a freaking stupid qn, so i thought it's best not to. Until my classmates encouraged me, and i went out and asked, and felt like banging my head on the wall 5s later.

• Went out to the mike.
• Introduced myself.
• Ask, "Are there any ghosts in Pulau Tekong?"
• 5 seconds of silence passed.
• Very loud laughter filled the entire hall, with me standing there feeling stupid.
• Shit sia, even my GP teacher was laughing her head off.
• And so were the army officers.
• So their answer was, no, they aren't any.
• But still, i believe.............................. the lady in white......................................
• Well, maybe she can have some colour sense and dress herself in rainbow colour when i see her.
• So i can come back and say, i have seen, the lady in rainbow..........

This is wat u meant by, when we were all too young...................

i've got attitude; 12:55 am

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THE TABLES HAVE TURNED, LAD.

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Ya, ppl, back in business. Got no inspiration until recently, so i thought it was time to come back and do some spring cleaning. It ain't gd to let ur blog accumulate too much dust.

So, comrades, got ur dust cleaners out?

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The lady at Blk 153 is rly freaking me out.

She's this weirdo, who stands at her window almost everyday at roughly 6.45pm. And she'll start to sing very loudly. U can't hear her very properly, but u noe she's singing.

It'll be ok if she's some singer with a very sweet voice, but the problem is, her singing will allow u to muster the strength and courage to throw a couple of durians at her.

I take that back, it'll give u strength and courage to throw a dozen durians at her. Sometimes, i'm wondering if she's singing the national athem, becuz if u tink abt it, the national athem is the only song that has this sort of effects.

There goes Han Ming the Patriot.

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Haze has finally stablised. Despite tt, i still feel that the indonesians ought to feel ashamed for watever they've done.

They not only bring RUIN to other ppl, but they bring ruin to themselves as well!!!! And the best part is, they actually tink they can get away with it!!!! Bunch of bloody assholes.

NEXT TIME WHEN U MAKE HAZE, MAKE SURE PSI REACHES 300!!!!!! DUN DO AN INCOMPLETE JOB, AND LEAVE IT THERE, YA UNDERSTAND?????? THERE ARE TIMES WHEREBY WE STUDENTS WANNA PON SCH, BUT GOT NO EXCUSE TO PON!!!!

But then again, the RP ppl will probably be cursing and swearing. Afterall, they can pon sch, with haze or without haze.

OK la, seriously, i tink the earth is ailing. It's like, i'm damn surprised y it hasn't flew into a rage yet. If someone create pollutions all over me, make air hotter around me, causes my skin to errode, tinks he's the boss and starts killing other cells on my body, launch missiles on my body, tinking it's fun to be The Terminator, i tell u, tt person ain't gonna die. Instead, tt person is gonna live a life worse than going to hell.

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The Fallen JC One

i've got attitude; 4:08 am

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