Sekundes has been tagged by meow AGAIN to do another ****ed up piece of ****ing bunch of questions or watever u wanna call 'em(Censorship........)

So, let's get it started.

Name 20 ppl tt u can tink of in ur head now.Dun read the qns underneath until u write the names of the 20ppl. Ready? Start!

1. Yong Wen
2. Wei Sen
3. Xiu Hao
4. Wee Kok
5. Clarence
6. Jie Ying
7. Julia
8. Yong Quan
9. Royston
10. Andy
11. Jing Ji
12. Yvonne Ow
13. Chin Yee
14. Pearl
15. Yvonne Tio
16. Saiki
17. Qing Yun
18. Esmine
19. Wen Xing
20. Vanessa

Now, for the Q & A Session.

#01 How did u meet 14?

In IJC. First time i saw her was the time when i got sorted into another class again. I have to admit, i thought she was quite chio the first time i see her, and i was tinking 'HENG AH, got chiobu in my class' XD

#02 What would u do if u nvr met 1?

I would have nvr thought a guy crappier than me existed in this world. Also, i would have nvr thought small ppl with a loud voice and lots of guts existed.

#03 What would u do if 20 and 9 dated?

LOL, I will whack Royston till he die if he dares to ditch Vanessa for any stupid reasons. But then again, Royston is the playboy type, so Vanessa, gd luck..........

#04 Did u ever like 19?

...........Yes, i guess, she's quite cute afterall, but i doubt i'll go chase her until i trained up a gd o'6 pack XD

#05 Would 6 and 17 made a good couple?

Definitely not, becuz 6 is after guys and 17 isn't a lesbian or a bisexual.

#06 Describe 3.

Easiest qn i've ever heard. A perverted pig with thoughts of nth but porn, only interested in gals, and might be the type to visit geylang or batam in the future.

#07 Do u tink 8 is attractive?

Hard to say, cuz he acts like his bro, but if he grows taller, he might be chased by quite a lot of gals.

#08 Tell me sth u noe abt 7.

She's a bisexual, small, cute, and the type u'll kick around. Oh ya, her body is very flexible.

#09 Do u noe of any 12's family?

Well, only her brother, cuz when i went to her hse to do PW, her bro is the only one around. Seems like quite a fierce dude.

#10 Wat's 8's favourite?

dotA? He nvr seems to get sick of it before, like the teddy bear.

#11 What would u do if 18 juz confessed she likes u?

Esmine? Holy shit, instant rejection, i look at her one eye and i noe we can be very very gd frens but nth closer.

#12 Wat language does 15 speak?

She's a malaysian, so she can speak chinese, malay and english. Man, u should listen to her speak english XD

#13 Who is 9 going out with currently?

No one, this poor guy couldn't find a chiobu in his course XD

#14 How old is 16 now?

Easy, 18 this yr when her bday passes(And when is her bday, i got no idea)

#15 When was the last time u tok to 13?

Whoa, the day when everyone got their PW results, i called and we had a chat for a while.........Reminds me, sure is a long time since i last saw her.

#16 Wat's 2's favourite band/singer?

The jackass? Probably some band or singer with the word 'jack' or 'ass' in their name?

#17 Would u have ever dated 4?

The cock? I rather kill him and cook him than date him.

#18 Would u have ever dated 7?

I might have ended up using her as a soccerball to kick around........ She's damn easy to bully

#19 Is 15 single?

Oh yea, she's too busy to get a stead, now tt life is chaotic for yr 2 students in ijc.........

#20 Wat's 10's last name?

AH HA, this one i noe, see it all the time when i touched the Outstanding lists in Panasonic. Andy Sim.

#21 Would u have ever being in a serious relationship with 11?

Definitely NO, he's like pig, the type who watches porn all day long, only interested in gals and might visit geylang or batam in the future. And i'm not a gay either.

#22 What sch does 3 go to?

SP....... Tt sucker can go there easily.......He lives near the MRT station afterall.

#23 Where does 6 live?

EASY, Jurong East, opposite the polyclinic.

#24 What is ur favourite thing abt 5?

The part when he got 'First Blood' by me and immediately quitted and started acting like a sore loser. XD

#25 Have u ever seen 1 naked?

If i have, i'll probably die of laughter at his tiny ****.

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For the tagging part, i'll juz skip tt. I dun rly noe a lot of blogs around afterall. But my dear readers, if u juz read this post and wanna join in the fun, go right on. Juz say u got tagged by me, Great o'Sekundes.

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Mum's been watching a show with da jie abt some concubine thingy. Reminds me of the one Chin Yee told me abt some time last yr. Muz find some time to go back and visit her, along with the IJC dudes and dudettes. Well, maybe after i survive dragon boat training and managed to train up a gd o'6 pack XD

i've got attitude; 11:24 pm

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Had a BBQ at my poly fren's hse who lives at some condo in Bukit Batok. As a result, i was forced to pang suey two other groups of frens, the animal gang and my colleagues, for both groups wanted to go play dotA today. Sry guys, i will try not to pang suey u all, but u all should feel glad i'm not going, no one to thrash u all like some shit XD

So i went to the Jurong East Station at roughly 11am to help carry the freaking bbq food tt was supposed to be carried by 3 other guys.

• Arrived at the JE MRT station 20min late.
• This, is a classic example of me missing the bus 154.
• Found out tt only 2 gals have came, the rest managed to come out with excuses like 'CCA training' and 'Work'.
• WTF, I NOE I'M BIG SIZE, BUT DO U RLY EXPECT ME TO CARRY ALL THE FOOD FOR 20 OVER PPL????????????????
• Thankfully, my dear MIC(Made In China) fren has not abandoned me.
• Or rather, one of the gals, esmine, managed to force him to come down.
• His name is MIC becuz he looks a lot like a china man.
• So we went down to IMM.
• However, things were not as smooth as i hoped.
• Passed by the This Fashion shop with 'SPECIAL OFFER, $3' signs pasted on the window.
• The gals saw it and immediately, 'WAH, $3, $3' and went in.
• Half an hr passed by.
• Thank goodness me and MIC had Today newspapers to pass time.
• So they came out, each with a big plastic bag filled with clothes they bought.
• Then, we passed by another This Fashion shop with 'SPECIAL OFFER, $5' signs pasted on it.
• The gals saw it, and immediately, 'WAH, $5, $5' and went in.
• Another half an hr passed by.
• And so, they came out, each with another big plastic bag filled with clothes they bought.
• GALS..............................
• Finally, we went off to IMM.
• Walked there as we missed the shuttle bus.
• Reached Giant, went in.
• Thankfully, MIC was there to keep a lookout on the trolley.
• Esmine saw watever she liked and threw it in the trolley.
• MIC, when esmine wasn't looking, threw them back to their locations.
• Shopping for bbq food wasn't as easy as i thought, but we managed in the end.
• Final bill: $150.
• Decided to take a cab to MIC's hse, for it'll be kinda kuku to go into the MRT carrying many big plastic bags filled with food.
• Reached his hse(Quite a beautiful condo)
• Helped to keep the food, before we went around waiting for time to pass.
• The gals couldn't tahan and went back to West Mall to shop.
• MIC and me played basketball.
• BBQ pit was beside the swimming pool, so we had a nice scenery there.
• I went to slp for a while.
• First group finally arrived.
• And so, we started the BBQ.
• Later, everyone came.
• Fire finally started by MIC.
• But fire went out.
• So, i came in and used the old tactic.
• Build up a huge fire, smoulder it with water, and let it burn slowly.
• Man, i am getting GOOD at this.
• Thankfully, cooking wasn't my job, so i went around, slack around and had fun.
• I hoped everyone had fun as well.
• But later, GLs arrived.
• Apparently, they didn't came alone, they came with other GLs from other groups.
• Not tt i wanna say, but they come and be extras izzit?
• I supposed one of the GL's quality is to be thick-skinned.
• I wouldn't mind them there, there was too much food, but becuz they came, 2 gals got upset and one, kicked a big fuss outta it.
• Becuz of her big fuss, everyone was affected.
• The other gal left home early.
• Didn't care much, borrowed shorts from MIC and went jumping into the pool.
• Played water polo with 3 other guys.
• Went up when we got tired and hungry.
• Too lazy to elaborate wat happened.
• Later, GLs got bored so they got together and began asking freshies to go and answer their qns one by one.
• It was abt a gay in the GL midst.
• When it was my turn, i answered i dun rly care, cuz i'm not interested in gays.
• I'm interested in gals, and maybe lesbians, but not gays.
• And so, ppl began leaving, having eaten and was full.
• Helped to clean up the bbq area before leaving.
• Left at 11.30pm.
• Reached home at 12pm.
• This, is wat i call a result of smooth traffic and nice timing.

And so, ends the outing of Ares outing. Man, tink we have to reconsider abt asking the GLs along, they caused a lot of trouble whenever they were asked to join us.

i've got attitude; 12:54 am

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Went to sch at roughly 10 in the morning. Afterall, my timetable is set in a weird, yet flexible manner, such tt u get to slp as much as u wan and u dun have to go regularly to sch everyday at 7am. This, in my opinion, is very good. Afterall, who would wanna stick to a lousy timetable which requires u to be at the same place at the same time every morning from monday to friday?(*note: i am refering to sec and jc studentsXD)

And thus, ends the era of regular timetables for me. May there be peace and happiness in this new era.

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Was appointed the 'class rept' of the class. Was damn shocked, becuz i thought wat the teacher meant was subject rept, or module rept, or watever shit rept. Little did i thought tt it was a stupid, freaking lousy class rept and i actually agreed to be one.

Thus, ends the era of me ponning classes in poly. May there be chaos and trouble in the new era.

To make things worse, my laptop started cocking up in crucial times. Due to the fact tt tutorials are now posted on the website MeL, we are to open our freaking laptops and go to tt website and do our tutorial FROM tt website. Then my laptop chose a nice timing to go and have tt struck key problem. Nice timing, almost made me feel like taking it and smashing it against the wall. The lenovo ppl better send someone down to take a look at my laptop, or they're gonna be so puzzled who the hell would wanna burn their office and every branch in singapore.

WE MISS U, IBM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragon boating training starts next tues, and goes on a regular schedule of tues, thurs and sat. So during this time, i'll be off training for my 6 pack(NO MORE 6 PACKS OF TISSUE OR WATEVER THE SHIT). I juz hoped i dun overdo it and have those big and scary muscles like those in the Dragon Boating team. Theirs rly scared the hell outta me when i saw 'em today. Juz how do they find clothes to fit them? LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEIR ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 hrs break tml, looks like it's gonna be spent by playing dotA. How to play? Easy, i got dotA in my laptop liaoXD

i've got attitude; 8:03 pm

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Finally, i'm back in sch and attending lessons like normal kids of my age. For me, tt's big news. Tink abt it, how would u feel if u got kicked outta the sch u studied in and u have to wait half a yr juz to enter the next one?

Besides, during this period, a lot of harsh truths were thrown at my face. For a money lover like me, i realised tt i definitely need qualifications if i wanna have a high paying job. I can put in as much labour as i wan to earn money, but it definitely won't be as gd as someonewho has a diploma and used it to get the job.

So i went to sch today, looking like this: XD

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Midday, roughly after lunch, i went around looking like this: *o*

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And finally, i went outta NP looking like this: -_-

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So u get wat i meant?

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Went to MeL to get my freaking laptop serviced. To my utter shock, those assholes said they were 'no longer taking charge of lenovo laptops and i have to call them and wait for their repairman to come down and repair for me'. Problem is, i'm spending most of my time in sch, how the hell u expect me to stay put at home and wait for some repairman to come down to my hse? It's their fault when they make the freaking laptop so lousy in the first place, damn it.

Come to tink of it, the laptop's problem definitely is weird. It starts off with no problem at all, but eventually starts to cock up when u type too much, and finally, if u press Ctrl, the whole laptop's keyboard remains unavailable and has tt 'tooot' sound when u type on one of the keys. Weird, ain't it?

Supposedly, i'm sick now. Sick, as in body caught a cold, kept coughing and wanting to vomit whenever i cough. Wasn't intending to go to sch, throat rly hurts like shit, but mum juz have to kick me outta the bed and force me to sch. Well, 1st day, can't rly blame her. But sad part is, she wants me outta the hse and in sch as long as she stays in the hse, or there's gonna be hell for me.

I can understand my mum's intentions, but i can't help but say...................

OH, CAN'T YA GIMME MY WELL-DESERVED BREAK?

As u can see, logical fallacies are everywhere in the statement, so i shall not quote abt it and keep my big fat mouth shut.

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Going to slp, medicine making me drowsy. Plus, lesson starts at 11am tml, so great chance for me to catch some zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Btw, it ain't my fault if i get to use student fare after so long. Maybe the moe guy did take pity on me and allowed me to stay as a 'student' until the day i enter ns. At least, tt's wat i'm hoping will happen.

i've got attitude; 8:37 pm

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Woke up at roughly 10.15 am to meet the rest at 399. Was tinking abt it, and i predicted pig and bear will be late, cock and jackass will be early, and the seafood brothers won't be coming at all.

When i arrived, prediction was a bit off, cuz cock went to be his mother boy again. But still, the rest were straight on the dot.

To make things worse, the whole LAN shop was full of jss students la. Those jackarses got some freaking speech day and it ended early. And instead of studying for their exams, they come and snatch the computers from us. Freak them, i say. Somebody should ban students wearing uniforms from playing in LAN shops.

Besides, i'm no longer gonna wear any uniforms, so i dun rly care if such a rule comez out. XD

While waiting for pig to come, bear, jackass and me went to have breakfast. On our way, we saw the most unexpected person to be there; OUR MOE, Mr Tharman Shanmugaratnam.

If u were toking happily with ur frens and the least expected person u see here suddenly pops outta nowhere, wat would u do? In my case, i blurted out in front of him: 'Wat is he doing here????'

So he turned around, smile, and offered me his handshake. I took it, the rest did the same, and we ran off immediately. Hope he doesn't rmbr me, i doubt he'll like the record of 'First JC student to get a withdrawal form personally from the principal'.

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But come to tink of it, elections are coming afterall......... So it's not much of a biggie tt he's here. I thought they would do it the old style, go around in a lorry and someone will be shouting through the loudspeaker: SUPPORT PAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seems like they(MOE) are coming to the HDB blks to offer handshakes and listen to our opinions.

Man, it muz be hard to be a politician nowadays, u gotta make urself look like u're hardworking and u need the people to tink tt u're producing positive results everywhere.

Afterwhich we went off to some LAN shop in Boon Lay. It's a gd place, if not for the fact tt the aunties in charge of tt place kinda pisses me off, and all those underaged Ah Bengs and Ah Lians are all around the entire place. Looks like a new gang might have alrdy started in Boon Lay. Perhaps our dear Mr Tharman Shanmugaratnam might wanna look into this matter??

i've got attitude; 9:17 pm

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Went to sch today. Met with the camp group,went over to the LT.

Man, obviously a boring day at the beginning, cuz we freaking hell juz sat there and listen to 'em cock and cock. To make things worse, i'm abt to fall ill, so i couldn't concentrate as well as i thought.

So i met my class, wasn't as bad as i thought, but seems full of quiet ppl. Cuz most of 'em didn't go to orientation camp, so from tt point of view, i dunno if i can assume they're the insocial type. But, i guess it's too early to assume. Afterall, it's our first time meeting each other and hopefully next wk, can get along with 'em.

So for the rest of the day, i hanged out with my camp mates, from having lunch to taking photos and playing pool. But dotz, 2 gals cried in a day either becuz they got problem with BGRs or they met their Ex halfway through the process.

Tt's y i say gals are troublesome.

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Since u guys are bored today, i'm gonna teach u abt a new disgusting piece of shit cheer i juz heard. Since i'm promoting it, i assume it's safe to assume tt i'm a disgusting piece of shit as well. But juz joking abt it, so dun read too much into tt cheer and juz, u noe, read it, have a laugh, forget abt it.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALL LUV TAMMY, FAMOUS IN NYP
THX TO THE MEDIA TT'S ALL AROUND........
SHE LIKES TO SUCK COCK
HE LIKES TO EAT CHEEBYE
SEE THE SHAPE OF HIS COCK SO FUNNY.........
TAMMY! TAMMY! ALL THE WAY!!!
SHE LIKES IT IN, SHE LIKES IT OUT, SHE LIKES IT ALL THE WAY!!!

Like i said, dun read too much into it and go on tinking i'm a disgusting piece of shit. Afterall, one reason i chose np was for the miniskirts, man. Call me a normal growing guyXD

i've got attitude; 9:36 pm

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Juz came back from LSCT a.k.a Life Science and Chemical Technology camp. Man, it was more fun than the last one, at least they concentrate more on bond making than the games. Sports camp, i dun tink i rmbr most of the ppl's names, whereas LSCT camp, i rmbr all. Expected la, since they make us rmbr names the funny way.

So this time, School of Life Science is like, FULL OF CHIO BUS LA. My eyes open so wide to scan them all tt it hurts now. Still sad part is, very few in my course>_<. In fact, in my course, 75% are guys la. The rest, gals. Now i regret laughing at my colleagues(one in triple E, one in mechatronics) for only having 3 gals in their class. Though i haven't seen my class, i got the big feeling it'll be the same.

So, rdy for a long entry?

LSCT camp

• Woke up at 8.15am, was supposed to reach there at 9am.
• Ended up being late(Or so i thought).
• Turns out, many arrived at this timing too.
• In fact, there was nth to tok abt, except to check which class we were in and see who our teachers are.
• Pity those ppl who went there but did not intend to go LSCT camp, they were purely wasting their time.
• So i met this guy beside me, he claims he was 22, juz outta ns, i was shocked.
• Also, he claimed he entered ns straight after o'lvls.
• Weird.
• After which we went to Sports Hall(Staying there again........) to be sorted in our groups.
• My group: Ares, God of War(Wasn't tt supposed to be Guan Yu?)
• Saw group mates one by one, thought some was china, some was phillipines, some was malay.
• Turns out, all are chinese and from singapore, except one from Indonesia.
• Also saw Chin Yee's lookalike(JC classmate, man, i almost burst out, 'Chin Yee!! Wat u doing here? Aren't u supposed to be in jc???)
• Some looked at me, tinking i'm familiar.
• Turns out, those who finds me familiar went to PJC first 3 months.
• And they met JACKSON, my lookalike.
• Seems like Jackson got himself famous as the OGL there.
• Rly a funny group, even funnier when i told them my surname is Lao, my name is Bu.
• Oh ya, saw Darren(Crab's scout junior) as well, he's in my course.
• Finally, saw Rui Feng(Alex, Petoskey) who's one of the CGLs.(Jackass and Cock should still rmbr him)
• Turns out, the 22 yr old guy is an AGL(Ancient Group Leader)
• Man, got along with him and i was tricked la.
• But too bad, i rly got along with him well, quite a nice and crappy guyXD.
• Played 'the ball' game.

Rules of the game: We are supposed to say each others names, and say wat we are supposed to do with the ball. E.G: I am Han Ming, and i like to squeeze the balls.XD

Most Distinct ones i can rmbr:

• Kill the balls.
• Sell the balls.
• Crush the balls.
• Bounce the balls.
• Suck the balls.
• Lick the balls.
• Sleep with the balls.
• Whack the balls.
• Leave the balls alone!!!

Level 2 of the game: We are supposed to say 'em out and do the actions to the person beside us. And beside me was Chin Yee's lookalike!! Holy shit.

• Gal to my left who looks like malay said sleep with the balls, so, next part is censored.
• I was supposed to squeeze the balls, so next part is also censored.
• Got appoined as leader for the cheers becuz i came up with some ridiculous cheers.
• Piangz, could have died of laughter when u hear us la.
• Afterwhich we moved on, to our telematch!
• Wah piangz, a game consisting of mud, watermelon, celery, butter, oil, flour, water.
• Wat we were supposed to do: Stand in a line, Tie everyone's left foot to the person beside them's right food.
• Move all the way to the watermelon.
• Smash it, eat it, and eat the celery.
• Moment i saw celery, i was like, omg.
• So, i took one big piece of watermelon and ate it rly slowly........(Sly sia)
• Took raffia string off, next is to climb thru the mat of mud, oil, butter, flour........
• Can't say i enjoyed it, cuz i tasted some of tt mixture and omg, Y SO SALTY???????????????????
• Finally, fill up a pail with water.
• This one was easy, we all took off our clothes(Guys only) and threw it in, so tt it looks full.
• The end of telematch.
• No bath, next is dinner.
• After dinner, is game station.
• Throughout the stations, there will be angels(We can't use waterbombs to whack 'em) and Devils(MUZ WHACK WITH WATER BOMBS, NO MATTER WAT).
• Taught them 2 codes
• If kena hit by a waterbomb, shout Pearl Harbour!! The rest who heard Pearl Harbour, run for it, so tt the one person won't sacrifice in vain.
• If spot any devils, shout Bombs Away!! And use all the water bombs on them.
• There was one station where we met Triton!!!
• But they were slow, so before they came, i thought my fellow groupmates how to sing a song to laugh at Triton.
• Go likes this: Under the Sea........ Triton mati........ Ares is happy, Ares go party, bring it to me.......
• Sang it when they come.
• In the end, there was a blackout, so game cancelled.
• Instead, there was a cheering competition.
• Once again, song was sang.
• We wonXD
• Kept scaring the gals abt 'The Lady in White'.
• Pls la, no matter where u go, u hear some story abt some 'Lady in White'
• Finally, last game of the day: Final Battle.
• Waterbomb Battle of GLs vs Freshies.
• Beginning, we used up all our waterbombs.
• So i went in front, and stand there, arms opened.
• In the end, none hit meXD
• I muz be given a medal for my bravery.
• How did tt happen? Most of the waterbombs went over my head to the crowd behind. Even if some was abt to make contact, i juz shift my head or body a bit and they missed XD.
• Finally, time to bathe and sleep.
• Everything ended and we were finally able to go to slp at roughly 3.30am.
• Fell asleep at 4am.

End up day 1. Man, alrdy so freaking tiring, i tink we can forget abt slping on day 2 nite.

• Woke up at 8am.
• Was supposed to wake up at 8.30am, but the rest woke me up so i couldn't continue slping, even though we have breakfast at 9am.
• Played 'Dai Di' or 'Da Lao 2'
• Went to have breakfast(Roti and kaya, jam or peanut butter. Y they always give the same breakfast in camp? No laksa or prawn mee?)
• Began teaching those dudes and dudettes another new cheer we came up with(Someone juz as crappy as meXD)
• Afterwhich, we watch a show performed by the GLs.
• Then, moved on to games station.
• How should i put it, first station was amusing, cuz we need containers to fill water, so we went into the extend of going in gals toilet juz to fill them up.
• One guy almost used a dust bin for sanitary pads.
• In the end, we didn't accomplished our task.(Neither did the other group succeed.)
• One game got us rly dulan; The Chay Kuey Teow game.
• Rules are simple: we are supposed to put watever they wan on the mat, eg; 3 hands, 6 backs, 4 tongues..........
• Problem runs with the mat.
• It's got eggs, flour, bean sprouts, oil, soya sauce, etc......
• So while the others put their body parts on it, i looked at them.
• In the end, i kena the worst: Put 2 legs and 1 butt in the middle, where MOST OF THE STUFF ARE.
• To make things even worse, i got an egg smashed on my head.
• Got du lan when the most of the groupmates laugh at me, so i smeared the mixture on their faces and hair when they can't move.
• Whole group was du lan and it was raining heavily with lightning and thunder, so we gave them some cheer related to lightning and thunder to scare those GLs.
• Had to go out to the rain to wash ourselves.
• Left the station smelling of kaya and egg.T_T
• Next few stations were mud, water bombs(again)......
• Games didn't take up much time, it's finding the sheltered way of reaching them tt took up most of the time.
• Best part was, our group reached the hall first, so we immediately went to bathe.
• Thank goodness the kaya and egg smell went away........
• After which we prepared our item for the nite.
• Ours was 'Over there Gals look over here' by Ah Niu.
• Rly damn lame la, with 1 lead actor and actress acting out, and the guys sing the song and try to get the gals to look over, whereas the gals all tao us.
• I dare say, ours was the most amusing one.
• Items were performed, and finally, GLs' turn.
• Great dance!
• And we dance.
• Dunno y they all gathered at the front, so our whole group of guys went behind to dance.
• Rly had fun la, so freaking amusing.
• Rested for a while, then they played Hokkien Songs.
• Me and my group jokers go out and dance tt.
• XD
• Next was GROUP MASCOT............
• I was selected to be dressed up(Die liao)
• Since our was group was Ares, God of War, i was dressed up like one.
• Got one part they use masking tape to tape my legs.
• MY POOR LEG HAIR...................
• Worse still, they stick a piece of paper writing '6 pack' on my stomach and sticked 6 packs of tissue with it.
• I dunno how much humiliation i can take.
• Supposedly, Ares is a god tt was sick of war and turned gay when he discovered his feminine side.
• So i went out there and act manly first, then gayish.
• No wonder when i say i'm straight and make my finger straight, my finger will somehow be crooked from some angle.
• Juz shows tt i'm half crooked, half straight.
• Ended.
• And it's time for.........NIGHT WALK..........
• We went to the building where the GLs have all their 'ghosts'.
• Rly damn *toooooot, cuz it was kinda ridiculous.
• So on the way there, i began scaring this guy with ghost stories.
• He was so scared, he nearly freaked out when the guy behind us tapped his shoulder to ask him sth.
• They say NP was built on a cemetery, which nearly make me die of laughter.
• There is no history of NP being built on a cemetry watsoever..........
• So, i was paired up with a gal who kept saying she dun wanna go in, she very scared(In fact, i was chosen to be with her becuz my size was the security factor)
• Glad they dunno me well enough, the guy who would be 10km away in 10s if encountered with a real ghost.
• Then i realised: If they're juz out to scare us, then most or all the ghosts are the GLs.
• So me, her, 2 pairs of guys and gals sat there toking while waiting.....
• Waited until they said we have to go in alone.
• I'm anything, cuz i wanna go in and scare GLs, but the gal got so freaked out she begged the GL to let us 2 in together.
• First part was juz GLs coming out and shouting suddenly.
• She was starting to break down.
• Next part was fake dummy flying down stairs.
• She totally broke down.
• Have to console her and hug her(Earned a bit laXD)
• Saw the GL pretending to be a dummy on the floor(he opened his eyes) so i called out to him and tell him got problem sia.
• He and the other GL came out.
• Finally, we got past this.
• There was a GL who sat in the middle of the floor with this green light.
• He asked the gal 'Xiao mei mei, wanna come play with me?'
• I thought i'll die of laughter if i go and say 'Da ge ge, i come play with u!'
• But she got freaked out, so i dare not do tt.
• Went past classroom corridor, she walked behind me and pull my T-shirt.
• Dare not look around to make her insecure.
• Turns out, in one of the classroom door panels, there'll be some Indian face smiling widely.
• And indians look frightening when given some eerie green lights.
• My groupmates, the guys got totally freaked out when they saw this.
• After whole thing, my fren told me it'll be the worse if we saw some little gal with a hat bouncing a ball at the end of the corridor.
• So anyways, we continued upstairs.
• A few more shocks, but luckily she got used to it.
• Went up the stairs to the roof, saw my GL hiding there, so i said, Ben, stop hiding la. So big size, hide also cannot hide properly.
• Spoilt his scaring partXP
• Went thru another corridor with black dummys flying around and on the floor.
• So when we walked to the end, this GL came out and grabbed my foot.
• I was scared by it, i was scared by the following scream tt made my jump high up.
• I swear, half my life was gone becuz of the screaming.
• It is no ordinary screaming, it was high pitched, loud, frightening............
• Finally, outta tt building.........
• I can see my 40yr old, 50 yr old, 60 yr old, 70 yr old and 80yr old me waving at me in the sky and flying off.....................................................
• If there's any of this activities, i'm going in alone next time.
• My life cannot be halved again.
• While waiting for the rest to finish, we discuss abt the insides.
• I was saying tt if they dressed up some gal with long hair to make her hair cover her face, wear white and put on fake long fingernails to come out and scare us, i would have stand there, fainted with white foam flowing out of my mouth............
• By the time we went back, it was 5.30am.
• So 2 guys and i went to have a shower.
• Shower peaked us up, we could not slp.
• Played 007 with the rest who cannot slp in the end.
• We earned attention for 'The Sleepless Group' in the end.
• Once again, the GLs came out to draw slping ppl with markers.
• Slping ppl = Freshies + GLs
• The ones not slping(us and only us, other groups were slping) laughed like crazy.
• Even took photos with groupmate's camera.
• But at 6.30am, i still cannot tahan and went to slp.
• During this period, the GLs drew cat whiskers on my face.
• To make things worse, soap couldn't get 'em to totally fade away.
• So the next day, i went around looking like an idiot.

Day 2 was rly long.............................................................................................................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

• Woke up at 8.30am.
• Could sense sth was wrong by looking at their faces.
• So i rubbed my face a bit and wat do u noe, black marker ink.........
• ...............................................................
• So brushed my teeth, washed my face and gathered to eat breakfast.
• Sat there playing card games again.
• We got bored, so jokers started doing cheer actions with legs.
• In the end, whole group did actions with legs.
• So we went to the hall centre and while doing the cheers, we lie down and did the action with our legs.
• We muz be rly bo liao.
• Packed our things, shifted to LT22.
• Had our last item, farewell.......
• But before tt, we had some competitions, like battle of the cheer leaders(i got kicked out), smallest eyes(Our groupmate scored this oneXD), Biggest butt(I got kicked out again), Hairy eyebrows(Ours was thick, but not hairy enough) and Dance competition with the most scandalous couple(We sent our the lead actor and actress, but only scored a 2nd for this one).
• Finally, a video of our whole history of the past 2 days 2 nites.
• And giving out of prizes, our group scored most spontaneous group.
• Final farewell, signed out autographs on group flag and went off.
• Thus, ends LSCT camp 06/07.
• Sure had fun, in fact, more fun than the Sports camp 06/07.

Man, i sure was so tired tt i kept falling asleep on the bus. Plus, moment i washed finished my clothes and shoes, bathed, i lay on the bed and stayed dead from 5pm till 12pm the next day. Tt's 19hrs. Anyone wanna beat tt? XD

Thus, i did not see my da jie and mum when they got home from KL and Genting. During my absence, my mum went to genting for fun, my da jie to KL for business. Seems like my laptop screwed up when she took it and used it, so i have to take the entire set and exchange it ASAP. Man, wat a total screw up. I wonder if it's juz me, or she's juz plain unlucky.

So, once again, i'm heading to sch tml, so going to slp now. Anyone who wanna beat my 19hrs of slping record is free to sms me for a new challenge anytime, any place, anywhereXD

i've got attitude; 12:44 am

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Will be heading for another orientation camp tml. Apparently, this one is organised by the ppl from School of Life Science. So supposedly, i won't have to wry abt getting another sunburn.

Man, if i get another one, i tink i'm so gonna murder someone. The last one was rly jia lat. From turning red to dark to shedding skin and making me look like snake man or sth. To make things worse, i have to vaccum and mop the floor everyday becuz i was going around the hse and shedding skin like mad. **** the ultraviolet rays for giving me a sunburn, in my opinion.

So there, dudes and dudettes reading this post. If u're trying to find me for ultra urgent matters tt involve lifes of others, kindly come to the School of Life Science to look for me. If not, use SMS.

Tt's all.

i've got attitude; 5:49 pm

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Went to defer at the Central Manpower Base on thursday. Apparently, they got a damn tight security there, still need to scan bag and body for any metalic items watsoever. So, wat's the big deal abt tt security?

I almost defer successfully(*note: almost) if not for the fact tt those assholes are not convinced by my reciepts of my school fees. End up? I am supposed to get the deferment letter from sch and go all the way back there and pass it to 'em.

To make things worse, they send another letter to me asking me to make my medical appointment by 19th of April, so i tink they're so convinced tt i'm a jc student, tt i gotta go thru all tt trouble juz to get 3 yrs of freedom before hell training starts.

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Today, i'm gonna teach u a new song. (Meant for army guys and gals with boyfrens in army.)

ET! ET! ET! ET!
I'VE NEVER FEARED ANYONE BEFORE!
GIVE ME THE FIGURES OF A NURSE AND A MAID!
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO M78!
TELL MY FATHER I AM A MAN!
PIN MY MEDALS UPON MY CHEST!
TELL MY MUM I DID MY BEST!

Not bad, eh? I learnt it from somewhere elseXD

Anyways, m78 refers to Ultraman's home.

i've got attitude; 9:28 pm

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Seems like everyone in jaysee managed to get a peek of their pw results. And apparently, the only one tt didn't fare well was ****** jaysee.

Well, let's put it this way. National Standard of pw results: 73% got band 1 or 2, the rest is and 3 or 4. Whereas ****** jaysee somehow managed to get 80% band 3 and 4, the rest band 1 and 2. Need more evidence? Peejaysee scored 80% band 1 and 2. The standard btw us and them is ridiculously far la.

So wat's the reason for all these? Firstly, according to reliable sources, for those who wanna appeal for a better grade, they have to give 168 bucks, which means there is a possibility tt ****** jaysee is out to get the dough. In other words, they're $_$ and decided to dig the pockets of students to satisfy watever shit they wan.

Secondly, it could be tt the examiners are all inexperienced ******* ****** and marked the way they see it, thus succeeding in giving the sch an ultra bad grade and making the students curse and swear them.

By right, i have nth watsoever to do with it, but it kinda pisses me off. Afterall, i did put in some form of hard work for this, so it definitely pisses me off if my hard work only deserve a band 3, whereas some assholes juz slack the hell off and managed to score a band 1 or 2 juz becuz they got a good mouth(Definitely not as good as mine).

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Pig sent me sth interesting.

This is what I think of maple maps.......
Ok, imagine you went to watch a movie. Then after the movie, usually a lot of people go to the toilets.
Imagine when you get to the toilet, you see a guy/girl standing there saying "Next Floor Pls" But the toilet inside only have 1 or 2 person when there is a lot of cubicles.
U go to all floors of the shopping complex and its the same.
Ok Now imagine you are inside the toilet and its crowded and all the cubicles are full. U go into the only empty cubicle after the last person finished and unzip your pants, suddenly another person just come in and started unzipping his/her pants. Then you say "Ai, I was here first" Then he/she say "Like real, I was here yesterday..." Then you still stop him/her from using the cubicle and he/she ask all his/her friends and crowd into the cubicle all doing their "business" together.
Then you shout for the toilet attendent. They dun care, let you all fight. After all they have to clean up the mess all of you made.
I can only say, if you cannot stand the smell, get out of the toilet.

I supposed in this case, the toilet attendent is the GM in maple, rite? Looking at this, we can only learn one lesson.

Size doesn't matter, but numbers do.

Imagine all those butts squeezing at the toilet bowl trying to shit. Man, y do u have to lemme see this, pig? XD

i've got attitude; 3:38 am

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OK, sekundes has been tagged by meow to do this ******* piece of ****.(Censorship, guys, censorship.......)

7 Qualities of a Dream Gal.

1. Muz be a female, who looks cute wearing specs( I dun mind lesbians, but any further than tt is out of the qn). *note:I said look cute in specs, not look nerdy in specs.
2. Muz be at least a C Cup(Man, i sure noe how to look out for such details XD)
3. Height, muz be shorter than me. Weight, muz be lighter than me(Man, easy requirements) Need not be too sexy, but figure muz be enough to bowl me over(Ah, my standards are low, i'm not pig with ultra high standards)
4. Doesn't matter if is chinese speaking or english speaking, as long as we can communicate, understand each other with or without opening our mouths, gd enough.
5. Able to differentiate when i'm joking or not and when i'm serious or not.
6. Have some love for nature(*note: i got my definition of this) and the rest of the love for me XD.
7. Lastly, a rich daughter from some rich family with loads of money, and she doesn't mind poor o'me, nor is she the snobbish spoilt brat type. Also, she muz have the BASIC form of logic in her. How to u noe wat is basic? Look at me and u'll noeXD

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Went to Ngee Ann today to get my laptop software sorted out. Time taken: 4 hrs.

I'm sure u'll be wondering wat took so freaking long juz to install some microsoft office and anti virus shit and stuff. The time, however, was not used on installing these stuff, but on how i struggled to find my way to the School of Life Science.

• Reached Ngee Ann Poly at roughly 2pm.
• Went to MEL(dunno-wat educational blah blah)
• Was told to go there to install the software.
• Reached there, guy told me i have to go to the School of Life Science department to get it sorted, for they dun do such things here anymore.
• ANYMORE?
• Could have taken the laptop and smack it on the guy's head, see which is more durable.
• Started off by walking along the road.
• Y AM I IN THE SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING?
• Walked in circles, tinking i'll eventually reach School of Life Science.
• Y AM I STILL IN THE SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING?
• Walked one straight line, desperate to get outta School of Engineering.
• Y AM I STILL IN THE SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING AFTER SO LONG?
• Got sick and sat down for a while.
• Found a guy who gave me directions.
• Went back to where i started.
• HOLY SHIT, I TOOK A WRONG TURNING.
• Reached School of Life Science.
• The End.

Sense of direction is rly getting from bad to worse. I'm starting to understand tt i cannot be an explorer or go on a world trip. I will die out there, juz becuz i got lost in some unknown place on earth. Mum is to blame for passing on the lousy sense of direction to me. It's bad enough tt she got it, but it's worse tt i had to carry it on as well. So, my poor descendents who might inherit the same sense of direction, point fingers at my mum, not me.

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Apparently, memories sure are one of the strangest things ever to exist in this world. Sometimes it's there, sometimes it's not. It's like an a teenager with a big time attitude problem. I happy, i stay. I not happy, i go. But it could be vice versa, depends on the cases.

One thing's for sure, sad and painful memories definitely will not leave. Even though u do not feel the same impact as when u were creating those memories, the scar will still hurt. Man, at this point of time, i can only say WAT THE ****(Censorship, guys, the kids are watching).

Thus, i can only come up with the next warped saying.

U can't control half of the things tt's happening, nor can ur life be affected by the things u can control.

True? False? I dunno? Both? Who noezXD

i've got attitude; 1:45 am

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Gone for a total of 4 days, which i spent at the sports camp 06/07 of ngee ann poly. Man, it was a cross between fun and torture, i supposed tt's how the camp organisers prevent ppl from running home halfway through the camp.

Indeed, tt thought crossed my mind like, a thousand times each time i passed the gate. Sad part was, my legs weren't obedient at all, so i stayed till the end.

Monday

• Woke up at roughly 7.30am.
• Got rdy to head for camp, blah blah blah.
• Went downstairs, took 154, headed towards np.
• Reached there, finished the signing up and everything.
• Apparently, things started with the normal 'Self Intro' part.
• Apparently, everyone still dunno each other's name due to the fact tt while we were getting to noe each other, the other groups were doing cheers and screaming at the top of their voice.
• Apparently, the 'self intro' part was a big waste of time.
• When everyone officially arrived, the camp organisers introduced themselves.
• They were made up of: Commitee Members(Main organisers of the camp a.k.a idiots who we should be hitting for the torture we went through), helpers(Helping out for everything from games to food, a.k.a assholes who are out to get their revenge for the torture they went through during last yr's sports camp) and finally, CGLs and GLs(Camp Group Leaders and Group Leaders a.k.a Committee member lackeys)
• Shouldn't have made the CGLs and GLs sound so bad, since they were the ones who took care of us afterall, so pardon my words.
• First instruction for campmates: UR GROUP FLAG IS VERY IMPT, SO KEEP IT CLOSE TO U NO MATTER WAT, IF NOT, HELPERS AND COMMITTEE MEMBERS WILL ATTEMPT TO TAKE 'EM AWAY.
• Oh ya, before tt, saw two guys who looked like some ppl i noe, and one who looks like junxiong(JC classmate) if he went to NP.
• Plus. saw chee keong(from JSS) who's one of the GLs. Man, he nvr changes.
• Day 1 activities starts.
• Realised y it was called a sports camp.
• To put it simply, it's a camp for showcasing the sports cca in ngee ann.
• First cca to showcase: Volleyball.
• First casulty to come out: GL Lester, barely with us for a few hrs and have to be taken away to the hospital becuz he broke his ankle.
• First thought we had in our mind: Wat a suey kia.........
• Before we could move on to other ccas, it started raining(thunderstorm).
• Ended up doing cheers and blah blah.
• Finally, nite came and every group lost their flag.
• Nice going, committee members.
• As a result, we were supposed to take part in some treasure hunt.
• It has one more rule: GLs are supposed to stick some paper on them, if it gets wet, and every GLs' papter gets wet, the game is lost.
• To ensure to wetting part, water bombs were given out.
• For some stupid unknown reason, we kept finding other groups' clues, but not ours.
• In the end, whole thing turns to be a disaster, due to certain factors(Inclusive of conflict btw our group and other groups, and some smart-guy-who-tinks-he-noes-it-all-and-started-critising-about-committee-members)
• Couldn't wait to get to bed(or sleeping bag)
• Heard the worse news ever: We can only slp at 1am and MUZ wake up by 7.30am to assemble the next morning, plus, it's gonna go on for the next few days)
• Dotz, sports camp got off with a bad start.

And thus, day 1 ends. Pretty boring, i supposed they concentrate more on showcasing the ccas than bonding and fun.

Tuesday

• Woke up at 7am.
• Washed up in roughly 15min.
• Had some morning PT as their way of 'waking us up fully'
• Had bread and 'apple jelly' for breakfast.
• Whole day was spent with ice breaker games, including catching and showcase of floorball.
• One game was all gals be catchers.
• Guys were all down in 10min.
• Another game was all guys be catchers.
• Gals were all down in 1 min.
• Was asked to bring out our blindfolds next.
• Had to blindfold ourselves, went around the whole sch while being guided, and get back.
• Now i understand how Chen Wei Lian feels.
• I knocked my head on the pillar twice(result of being too tall) and got shot in the butt by a water gun and being washed by one bucket of water.
• Wat was interesting was wat happened after dinner.
• Committee members came out.

C.M: Guys, are u bored?

Us: yea..........

C.M: Do u wanna have some fun?

Us: Yea!!!!!!!!!

C.M: Well, we found in our letterbox abt a guy, who's interested in this gal and wanna noe her hp no. Shall we ask him to confess right now?

Us: Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How the c.m found out was easy. Apparently, the guy wrote a letter to request the GLs for help, but the letter somehow ended up in the C.M's letterbox. Another suey kia, as u can see.

Both came out, with the guy embarrassed. Whereas the gal, how should i put it, one look at her and u noe she juz saw the guy and wanna reject him straight away without any qn. So, while the guy confessed to her(with the c.ms making things funny), we were all silent. Moment he finished, we were all chanting 'Reject, reject!!!!' Man, we muz be rly chek up at tt time.

So the guy got rejected, and the gal was asked to stay. This time, 5 CGLs went out to compete for who can get her no. Could have died of laughter at this part.

First guy: Ur father, is a thief!!!!! Becuz he stole 2 beautiful diamonds and put 'em in ur eyes.

2nd guy: If i have to choose 3 letters in the entire alphabet, it'll be U N I.

3rd guy: (can't rmbr)

4rd guy:(can't rmbr)

5th guy: I won't say mushy stuff like those guys, u'll noe the best for urself when u see 'em.

*Method of rejecting: Those who got rejected will get shot by the water gun tt they juz gave her.

So in the end, she chose the first guy. Looks like gals rly wanna hear some sweet stuff before they get touched, eh?

• After tt, got another sports cca showcase.
• It's cheerleading, or Magnum Force!!!
• Saw Zhijun in it.
• Got a big shock first.
• They started off with flinging some small gal into the air and catching her.
• I began tinking, if i was the one flinging the gal into the air, the problem will be whether the gal survives when she drops down.
• Took part in one of their demostrations, which involves a gal to stand on my shoulders.
• Holy $@#^, i tink i shrank by 1cm.
• Lastly, we had some kinda weird conveyor belt.
• Involves everyone to lie down, put out our hands, and carry the ppl.
• I officially became a sex maniac, becuz two gals who were being passed down got their butts grabbed by me.
• Hey, it wasn't my fault, which is worse, the gals getting her butt touched by me or her butt crashing onto my face?
• But i have to admit, i'm getting more and more like pig lately:X
• Finally spent the last hr preparing for items to perform on campfire nite before washing up, having supper and going to bed.

Other than going to bed at 1am, we were only able to bathe at 12pm, so u can imagine the kinda stench each of us had. Worse part was the meal, imagine eating chicken for lunch and dinner everyday. Fried chicken, stir fry chicken, pan fried chicken, satay chicken, curry chicken, man, i swear if i eat tt camp food for another 3 more days, i'll succcessfully get bird flu and officially become a cock.

Wednesday

• Woke up rly late, like at 7.15am.
• Washed up, realised i was the only one left in the toilet.
• No time to wear shoes, so i walked barefooted towards assembly area and wore shoes there.
• It was at tt time when my frens asked me: wah, u also kena the toothpaste ah?
• Only then when i realised there were some toothpaste on my leg.
• Seems like it's the work of the helpers while we were all asleep.
• Worse part was when i slp, i'm like a corpse, so i can hardly realised wat happened to me while i was asleep.
• In other words, i got no means of counter attack on wed nite if they decide to use toothpaste on us again.
• Decided to leave tt out for later.
• Once again, PT, this time with a jog around the whole sch campus.
• Passed by 2 canteens, with me almost running towards them.
• Finally we hit the swimming pool!
• This time, it was the showcase of water polo, canoeing and dragon boat.
• We started off with a game of water polo.
• First time in my life, i wished i was taller, for the stupid ball was thrown at high angle from time to time and the ball went through the tips of my fingers.
• Next was canoeing.
• Apparently, it was a sport which involves the playing of water polo on top of a canoe. Weird, eh?
• Apparently, my legs were too $#^&ing long for the canoe.
• So instead of being common and using the common ones named Vampire like the others, I was forced to use one named Dagger.
• Even the CCA ppl got a big shock when the dagger was requested to come out.
• So, i was rowing happily on the swimming pool.
• For a bit of fun, i decided to change direction.
• When u change direction, u put the paddle into the water, either left or right, depends on wat direction u wanna go.
• End up, instead of changing normally like others, mine capsized.
• Worse part was, i couldn't get out, legs were still too long and tightly struck inside canoe.
• Stayed underwater for roughly a min, tinking of whether to call for help, get out myself or to drown juz like tt.
• Decided 2nd option was better.
• So i swam my way up(dunno how i tink it, try swimming with ur legs in a canoe) and breathe for a while.
• Then i went underwater and got my legs out(After quite some effort).
• Looks like i did quite a stunt, cuz everyone was watching me.
• Despite tt, still thought canoeing was fun and put down my name.
• Lunch time, with chicken again(Here comes the bird flu)
• Went back, this time it was dragon boating.
• Realised y it requires a lot of arm strength. Apparently, it has to do with physics.
• After demo, we all got nth better to do, so we played pool catching.
• Catched ppl had to hold hands and be catchers, and only the two ppl at the end can catch ppl.
• Only 5 ppl left, inclusive of me after half an hr.
• Wanted to do a stunt, diving under water and going thru 2 lines of catchers.
• Looks like they noticed me, cuz the moment i went thru the first, i find myslf surrounded and unable to get out.
• Dotz, no more high risk stunts for me.
• Lastly is juz a game for fun, to do with panda bears, hunters and villagers.
• Got back to the table, where i got my biggest shock.
• My specs, somehow or rather, got one of its sides broken off.
• For the rest of the camp, i was wearing one-sided specs.
• Ok, day's wrapped up, time to prepare for campfire items.

Due to the fact tt we were at the pool the whole day, and the sun was blazing, i got myself a sunburn.

• Our group decided to re-enact the scene of getting the gal's hp no. tt happened on tuesday nite.
• But roles are reversed, this time is the gals to get the guy's hp no.
• And ending part of the story was, the guy chose a bapok instead of the gals.
• Almost died of laughter.
• I was chosen as MC. Apparently, for my mouth.
• One of the lines they recreate was amusing. 'Ur mother is a thief!!! Becuz she stole a spare tire and put it in ur stomach, make u look so cute'
• Oh ya, the guy chosen was a fat one(NOT ME LA), the 4 gals were those ah lian types and the bapok was a macho malay who got 6 pack.
• In the end, it started raining.
• So we all thought there goes the campfire.
• For some reason, they gathered us at the convention centre.
• Looks like instead of having chicken for dinner, we get a buffet instead.
• We all got saved from having bird flu.
• So, shocking part was, after dinner, we had campfire nite inside........the convention centre?
• This is the amusing part. Their 'campfire' was made of paper, some wood, some glow sticks and some light torches.
• Dotz, i would rly die of laughter at np's 'nice ideas'
• So most groups did cheers and blah blah, except for 3, inclusive of ours.
• Seems like the handing down of the presidency of the sports council was also on tt nite.
• After tt, it was disco nite.
• Looks like break dancing is the most 'in' thing, cuz the moment the music was changed to techno, everyone started chanting 'Change song, change song!!!!'
• Man, for the first time in my life, i found out tt i can break dance.
• Slpt at roughly 3 am tt nite, becuz the last 2 hrs were spent playing games and laughing at those who needed to forfeit when they lost the game.
• Forfeits include the guy being a 'iGallop' and the gal has to sit on it.
• Forfeits also included guys doing pumping on top of the gal.
• Wanna try guessing where most of the wise ideas came from? :)
• Finally, went to slp.
• Before slping, i heard some footsteps.
• Opened my eyes to see a guy bending over my groupmate with a marker in his hand.
• Kicked his butt and made him jumped.
• Toked to him a while, made a pact with him, with me revealing wat were the names of those slping and in return, i won't get my leg drawn.
• Man, i'm getting gd at backstabbing nowadays.

And thus, wednesday ended. Finally, it's time to go back home and get my well-deserved rest.

Thursday

• Woke up at roughly 8.30am.
• Apparently, the C.Ms allowed us to slp in.
• Looked at my fren's leg, almost died of laughter.
• The helpers sure noes how to design one's leg.
• Felt like going back to slp, but C.Ms requested us to meet at assembly area by 9.
• Talk about torture.........
• Briefing on the day. Looks like we were gonna get rly dirty, for they also requested us to wear unwanted clothes. *note: unwanted clothes.
• Had breakfast, activities started.
• First activity: in no time we got wet.
• Thought we were juz gonna get wet, but tt was impossible.
• Next activity, paint.
• Everyone was painted, some got their hair dyed.
• And before we noe it, we were covered in paint, mud, butter, oil, grass, and more paint.
• Worse part was the garbage pool.
• They filled up a hole with water, and threw in garbage and mud inside, making it the most revolting pool i've ever seen.
• All ended at roughly 3pm, with us having to clean the stadium and the toilets.
• Thankfully, our group had a smartass who immediately requested us to clean the toilets.
• Went in and washed ourselves straight away, without qn.
• Washed the toilet next.
• Had a recollection moment, speeches from some of the C.Ms before we finally break camp.
• But we didn't went back until 7pm, partly becuz we were spending some last moments with each other and the GLs.
• OK, headed home, no more sports camp, no more watever.

And thus, sports camp ended for me. Seems long, yet short. I wonder y.

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For all who's wondering how my sunburn is, well, it's going at quite an interesting rate.

1. Skin turned red on the first day.
2. Skin remained red on the 2nd day.
3. Skin turned dark on the third day.
4. Skin started shedding off on roughly the 3rd day's nite.
5. Skin still shedding on the 4th day.

So for now, i will have to change my identity from a cow to a snake. But i sure am amazed at the amt of skin tt is used to cover my body.

i've got attitude; 8:16 pm

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Woke up early in the morning, wanted to have a haircut, went downstairs, hairdresser wasn't open, headed directly to 399 to have breakfast and meet the assholes, ate duck kuay teow, went to LAN shop, realised i was the earliest, called jackass, he said he was in bed, realised everybody is gonna be late as well if he was late, went in with cock, played against AI with him, jackass came, played together, pig came 2 hrs later, could have killed him and slammed his head against the wall, had to go off to meet er jie for some facial appointment thingy.

At this part, u'll be tinking, sia la, one big guy go do facial for wat? Hey, not as if i wanted it, but tt stupid er jie of mine bought the whole package without asking me or lawerence. Thankfully, still got him to suffer along with me.

I believe the word 'suffer', will barely suffice for the treatment i received when we reached there. In fact, 'torture' will be a better word to describe the kinda thing tt i had to go thru.

• Went inside.
• Lie down.
• Person began applying some sorta thing on my face.
• Was cooling, thus, unable to go to slp.
• Suddenly, without warning, tt asshole poked sth into my face.
• After poking(or jabbing), she began exerting force on tt part.
• Felt like she was trying to kill me.
• Process repeated roughly a hundred times.
• Finally, she use sth to pinch the parts she jabbed and exerted force on.
• Was restraining myself as hard as i can from taking a chair and whacking her with it.
• Finally, stopped.
• Some kinda facial mask was put onto my face.
• Exhausted from restraining myself
• Went to slp.
• Woke up, my whole face felt like needles were still being poked into it.
• In fact, i can still feel a bit of the pain currently.
• Waited for lawerence before heading home with him

So, for goodness sake, pls, dun go for this facial treatments or u're soooooooooooooooooo gonna regret it big time, like me.:(

If i have to go thru pain in order to attain beauty(Maybe not for my case, but who carez), i rather join the side of the uglies, safer this way.

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Will be heading to Sports Camp from monday till thursday, so for all who's looking for me, well, i also got no solutions on how to find me. Maybe u can go down to Ngee Ann to search for me?

i've got attitude; 11:26 pm

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HOW GLAD AM I TO BE OUTTA PANASONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE OTHER PART TIME EMPLOYEES MUZ BE AS SICK AS PIGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Went to the factory today with a feeling nvr felt before. Finally, outta this hellish place!!!! Ever since i stepped in, it's nth but OT, OT and still OT. As glad as i am to be outta here, i can still feel a bit of 'I miss Panasonic' feeling. Tink abt it, man. i learnt more things in this job than in other jobs sia, and most of 'em are useful.

Overall Conclusion to wat i learnt in Panasonic

• How to use a jacker.
• How to use a scanner.
• How to use the 'Oracle'
• How to use a crowbar and a hammer.
• How to drive the stacker.

Speaking of the 'Oracle', it's a programme for registering data abt the parts tt are stored in Panasonic, for simple-minded assholes who dunno. My boss was making a joke abt y it was named Oracle.

Boss: U got watch Matrix?

Me: Ya

Boss: The whole warehouse is like the Matrix, so there muz be an all knowing oracle to help the main character, rite? And we, are the main characters.

Me: Uh huh........

Boss: Therefore, the programmae is named Oracle la!!

Me:..............

Lamest boss one can ever have.

So, those sadistic bastards seem to have prepared for us, a special treat. A full 7.75 hr treat of nth but work, work and more work. Was swearing the whole day with my colleagues abt throwing the papers onto the floor and stepping and spitting on 'em. Too bad we ain't attitude givers, or we would have done it alrdy.

Finally, we completed every freaking piece of shit work(sai kan) straight on the dot on 4.30pm, allowing us to return uniforms, return locker key, return watever we took from panasonic(except the money). After tt, we went to explore the whole of PFSSG(Panasonic Factory Solutions).

Nth much, rly. We explored almost everywhere on the 1st and 2nd floors, and the 3rd floor requires a stupid card key and PIN(sth tt we dun have). Thus, ended up slacking in locker room before we got the hell outta there to celebrate.

By the way, in case u readers dunno, on the fateful day of 31st March, a total of 6 part-time employees quitted their jobs, for several reasons. Some are educational, some are military, others, ????????. Thus, tt gives us enough cause for celebrating, duncha agree?

Sure am gonna miss tt place, it's the best workplace i've ever been to.

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For everything u do, everything u wan, or everything u tink up of or watever, regardless of gd, bad or watever, there is always a price to pay, no matter how big, small or watever the thing u wan is...........

i've got attitude; 12:39 am

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