2007/04/28
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2007/04/27
Three Factors Resulting in Absence in School
- Continous Mucus at nose
- Lung Cancer-like Coughing
- Slight Fever
The above 3 factors may seem like nth at individual, but when combined, it can be more deadly than anything u've seen or hear of.
It all began on Wed.
- Woke up with a rly jiat lat and severe sore throat.
- Went to sch.
- Saw this guy sneezing like siao.
- After a while, i started sneezing like siao.
- Was predicting tt i'll fell sick on thurs.
- Turns out to be true.
- In fact, it became even worse at thurs
- Good Game.
- Go see doc.
- Journey to doc was terrible.
- Kept coughing like siao and couldn't catch my breath.
- My er jie best.
- She was supposed to be down with flu and sore throat as well.
- Moment she went home, i see her eating fried chicken, pringles and biscuits.
- There's gotta be some mistake, the doc shouldnt' give mc to her.
And thus, flu dragged all the way till today. Pretty cool, eh.
But then again, it beats having the 39.8 degrees celsius fever tt i had last yr. Seems like my body muz at least fell sick once a yr before it tinks it's done its part.
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Dreamt abt me hunting ghosts juz now. Not rly hunting ghosts, more like some idiot accidentally summoned 7 ghosts and those things were hiding in various parts of my house.
Most amusing one were the ones hiding in the piano and guitar. Dun ask me why, but i woke up in a state of panic later, tinking there were rly ghosts tt needed to be exorcised.
The fever gave my brain a perfect chance to scare the shit outta me.
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1:47 pm
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2007/04/26
Currently down with flu, sth tt my er jie the idiot passed to me. Na bei.
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9:56 pm
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2007/04/16
Went back to school today. Was thought to be in a deep coma, until my fren called me to say he reached sch alrdy. I was like, wow, how come u go to sch 1 hr and 20 min early?
My fren was stunned for exactly 1s before shouting a loud "HUH" into the phone.
Well, pls take a proper look at ur time table da next time.
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So, went to the first lecture, Biomolecular Science(DAMN, flunked it last sem and have to take it as an extra module this sem), being taught by a new teacher, Srivastava Aradhana.
And best part is, she can pronounce her name in 5 syllabus.
But anyways, the 1st 45 min was spent on her self introduction. Her history, her personal achievements, etc. And the next 45 min was spent on the history of pencillin, bascially with me tinking wtf, y do we have to rmbr the exact dates.
First lesson of the day: Ruined
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Popular culture was ok. Next lesson is a debate, which will be something to look forward with, if not for the fact tt i juz discovered in my first lesson tt there're ultra formidable opponents in my class. They include:
- A gal who can summarize all our discussions into one sentence
- A guy who has the same wide knowledge as me
- An Afro-hair guy who reacts quickly to qns and give reasonable answers
But of course, it must be the afro tt causes the quick reactionXD. According to legends, it is not known if it's the afro that makes the champion or the champion tt makes the afro
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Went to yw's hse to settle dinner. Wasn't supposed to stay for the nite, but they say can go eat supper at some nice 24 hr prata shop, so i was like, anything.
After walking roughly 40min there, we saw tt the "24hrs Prata Stall" was closed. Afterwhich yw was making rly racial remarks tt might be too offensive to be posted here, so for those who wanna noe more, come find me urself and i'll tell u one by one.
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Happy belated birthday to da cock and early birthday to jyXD
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10:18 pm
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2007/04/14
I tink i got rly weird blood in me.
I've always wondered, where did my story telling blood come from, dad or mum? And i finally had the answer: From my mum
When i was a kid, my mum will tell us rly unbelievable stories like "If we ate watermelon seeds, our stomaches will grow watermelons inside" and etc. And the best part is, such stories influenced my 2 sisters, but not me. Becuz i'm a scientific person, so i tried eating lots of watermelon seeds down and waited for 1 month.
No watermelon grew inside my stomach watsoever.
But my sisters now spit our watermelon seeds and die die also dun wanna eat 'em, so nice one, mum.
And to makes things even better, when i was criticising mum abt the stories she told us when we were kids, my 6th aunt heard us and told me: "Later u eat the watermelon seeds, u go shit on some empty land and tt place is ur official watermelon farm".
Wah, when i hear tt arh, i rly die of laughter.
Morale of the Day: Story telling is gd, but dun feed these ultra unbelievable tales to ur kids, becuz they rly will believe it, unless they got lots of sense like meXP
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Currently still considering abt some things, basically my way of life and how it's gonna go on. Not sure if i should change it or sth, but i guess i should tink a bit more before acting this time.
But then again, not much use tinking abt things is my specialty, so i might take action sooner than expected.
Way of life is one thing, but principles tt one set for himself should be followed. Afterall, those are the Code of How To Be A Man.
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Indeed, the world that i see and the world that u see are two different things.
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4:29 am
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2007/04/09
- U went out to the beach and a thunderstorm came out on a supposedly-sunny day
- U noe tt u wanna pang sai, but yet ur butt is juz not receiving signals from ur brain
- U went to see the dentist for a checkup, but due to unforseen circumstances, u were 1 hr late and ended up waiting for 2 hrs to see him
- Ur mum applies medical oil on ur nose to wake u up
- U wanna take an afternoon nap, and ur sis is hogging ur bed
- Ur router disconnects u every 10min
- U called an unknown no. to ask who called u, and some voice was introducing u to local porn websites
- U realised tt u forgot to bring ur shaver with u on ur holiday trip
- Ur fren played the Pokemon's Theme song to u nonstop at ur class chalet
- U're going to the army soon and ur frens kept warning u abt The Lady in White.
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Ever since he's gone, i've been changing my policies of life. I thought tt, since i'm alive, i might as well try to keep myself alive until i see the end of the journey. Juz travel the routes without having any goals of how i'm gonna reach the end, or in wat way am i gonna reach the end. Now i'm starting to consider if it's alright to think like that.
Indeed, is 19 yrs rly a long time to live?
Perhaps my mindset is not wrong, but it is totally unsuitable for living in this society. Becuz it does not fit the surrounding environments, so does tt mean i have to change it and adapt accordingly?
Even with proper tactics, one man is definitely unable to beat a thousand men. Juz like a genius cannot win effort.
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Went to yw's hse on sat. Wat was rly interesting was this ritual they were holding, according to him and his bro, was a "k-box session". This ritual, supposedly, calls the gods down to possess tt guy's body.
And so, he told me the person will go around behaving like he took 10 estasy pills at one go.
But the funny part was, he might have to do the same thing in the future. And, he also told me tt, "The one with the least faith is chosen to do such things". Man, if u rly are gonna perform such stunts, i dun mind sitting by the side and watch u, while i eat popcornXD
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3:57 am
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2007/04/08
Back from Bangkok. Man, tt place is freaking hot and polluted. 41 degrees celsius is something, but the amt of vechicles inside the city rly is something. If u're standing on the rooftop of some high building, u can actually see the smoke rising from the traffic jam.
Things tt amazed me there
- The Sleeping Buddha
- The Structure of the City
- The King
- The Taxi and "Tut Tut" drivers
- The Gays
- Two Angmohs
The Sleeping Buddha is rly freaking big, and it's kept inside a temple. Muz have took 'em some effort to build it. But wat amazes me was tt temple, it looks like it was built to keep something inside, almost as if there might be underground tunnels leading to it. Maybe treasure is inside?
Structure of the City is rly shocking. Compared to Singapore, tt place is made in such a way tt there was no plans on how the city should be built. It's as if, as long as u got the land, u can do watever u wan with it. Take our hotel for example, beside it were a lot of old and lok cock looking houses, but when u go inside the hotel, it looks very spacious and high class. Shocking.
First thing i got off the plane, i see a man's photo, beside him was Long Live The King. Everywhere i go, Everywhere i see his photo. Even at the hotel i stayed, on top of the hotel's name was his photo. Even saw 'em selling the tickets for "The King's Piano Recital". Seriously, i went there and understood y no one protested abt the military coup.
Wah, these ppl are rly imba. The Taxi uncle tt drove us to the airport muz have played too much Need For Speed, or juz a born racer. Tt guy drove at 90km/h on normal roads, when the speed limit was 40km/h. And when he reached the highway, he suddenly put on his seatbelt and went at 180km/h, max speed. If there are cars, he slow down to 140km/h, but once in clear sight, he zoomed again. My mum and aunt was rly shocked, whereas i tink it totally rox. More cool than a roller coaster ride. The tut tut drivers muz have signed a pact to let 'em join the DareDevil Squad before they're officially drivers. I noe the tut tut is small, but they juz cut thru lanes like siao, and even drive at lanes tt go the opposite direction. Best part was when this uncle got through the traffic by taking a short cut thru the alleys. Their roads are terrible, but their drivers rocked, opposite of singapore.
...........................This one is......well, nth to say. Saw a lot with long silky hair, sleek legs and a guy's face. Passed by the red light district, saw 'em pole dancing. They got boobs, and also something in btw their legs.
Was at the duty free shop, and saw two angmohs staring in awe at the fa cai mao. Now tt, is wat i call, rly amazing.
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The cock is going to the army soon. Pretty fast, considering the fact tt weisen alrdy went to tekong and came out, now slacking his ass off at the Eunos Air base as a mechanic. Freaking cheebye sia, he kena posted to a job more slack than a driver, and his hrs are like, 8 - 5 everyday. So even if he is recalled back, the chances of him staying overnite there is less than 0.1%.
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I need shortcuts.
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