}the_attituded^kid{

Yeo Han Ming a.k.a Bayee Seng
Future Ambition: Currently undergoing Renovations
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Trapped in P.T.


}likes{
Food
Play
Sleep
Slack



No particular dislikes


Current^Status&>>

status :: Recruit in Training

&wishlist~

1. Invisiblity Cloak
2. Dynamites (unlimited)
3. Excalibur
4. Ultimate protection from dust for my house (save me the trouble to clean it)
5. Anti-Mozzie Defense Towers
6. Anti-Snoring Device
7. One Gundam to protect sg and convince LKY that i dun need to go to the army
8. Create the Sekundes Law of Science
9. 5 inch water hose with unlimited pressurized water of at least 14 bar
10. HDTV for my XBOX360
11. Unlimited AA batteries for my controller
12. Teleportation device that allows me to teleport anywhere
13. Motorbike
14. W980
15. One Rocket Launcher, unlimited ammo
16. One Iron Man Suit made of Titanium(ASAP)



[Friends>>

Ming Cheng| Zension
Yvvone| Pearl
Jolene| Fen Yi
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2008/08/30


Got the worst dream ever last nite. Dreamt of bees. Not just ordinary bees, these bees measure to 30cm in length and abt 15 cm in width, with frigging long feelers, legs and seems like its shell is so shiny, it looks like armour to me.


Was walking around in the dream. Then i came upon this door and opened it. The next thing i noe, 3 bees zoom past my head. So when i turned around slowly to see, the frigging bees made a u-turn for a 2nd attack. Seems like they were aiming for my head, so my head ducked the 2nd attack and they zoom back into the room.


Heard the wings beating furiously as they made the u-turn for a 3rd attack, so i instantly slam the door shut. Woke up in shock and thx to that, lack of sleep.


To make things worse, a bee was seem flying around in my room juz now. Holy shit.


The bee was later found and it turns out to be not a bee, but a superfast beetle. Cheebye la, dun scare me like that.


It's not that i'm scared of insects, i juz dun like anything that's fast, small and dark coloured.


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My sister was looking at my conversation box juz now and suddenly asked me: "eh, wad is kkz?"


First thought that came into my mind: GENERATION GAP


Totally laughed my head off la. Ok la, i admit this is online language and only ppl who chat online use it, but i thought this is commonly used in smsing also?


Told xh and yw abt the matter. Instantly, xh replied: KKZ = Kia Kum Zee.


Almost died of laughter. The fact that he noes the answer but gives another answer that deviates so greatly from the correct answer totally bowled me over.


Ah, the irony......


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Wed was BBQ nite with A03. Quite gd la, it was one of the more fun class outings that i've been to. Splitted into a few sessions:
  1. Food Preparation Session
  2. Slacking Session before BBQ (Things done during this period: Mahjong, NDS, Basketball with me thrashing Zension, the dude let his guard down becuz of my left leg, hahahahahaha)
  3. BBQ Session
  4. Guys' Talk Session (only done when all the gals left for mahjong. Dunno why mf and zen have to go up with them as well)
  5. Mahjong Session (overnite)

LOL, for all those who rmbred the guy's talk session, eh, i'm a gentleman ok, i will nvr do anything that betrays my principles.

Well, hopefully we'll get to meet out again after attachment.

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i've got attitude; 1:49 am

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2008/08/26


Currently on holidays. Exams were terrible. Wanted to study during the study break, but failed terribly. Somehow, it becomes especially impossible to study during the one week of holidays before the exams.


Exams? Mostly last minute study loh. Unitop and ICP was good, Ptech was ok, Pcon was a total flunk. I noe i won't fail pcon, but i dun tink i'll score v.high either. Ah, who cares, the lecturer's a fked up guy anyway.


Currently using the hols for rest mainly. Need it before the 6 months of attachment starts.


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Went to see the chinese doc today. Left leg was still hurting. After 2 months of resting, there was still no signs of the pain going away, so i finally bua ta han and went there to seek a cure.


So i went in, see the doc, and the 1st thing he asked me is: U got drink cold water izzit? Cold water is bad for ur health! *note: This was asked before i even told him wad i was inside for.

To top it off, for the past few occasions, when i went in becuz of my back, he also asked the same question. Seems like cold water is an enemy to chinese docs.


So he took something, stick to my leg and zap my leg for a while, then do some massaging and shine some ultra UV light on my leg before sticking sth on it. Great treatment, should have came earlier. I was so sure it was gonna hurt a lot more than this.


Ah well, all goes well and my leg will get healed completely in 2 wks(hopefully).


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i've got attitude; 8:07 pm

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2008/08/17


Went out with jy to eat dinner last nite. Apparently, it was the 15th, so she said she wanted to eat vegetarian, so we wounded up eating at pastamania. Mind u, i of course heck care her la, who da hell would wanna eat vegetarian, when it doesn't even help to decrease the amt of animals being killed.
So she ordered the soup and drank it happily, and she said it was delicious. When we were eating our pasta (Hers was cream and mushroom or sth), she suddenly exclaimed:
"EH, I JUZ DRANK CLAM CHOWDER SOUP RITE?"
*NOTE: Clam Chowder contains meat
Well, jy, heck the veges and go for the meat.
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NATIONAL DAY CHRONICLES
  • Days before national day, sis said she got tickets to go see parade
  • Mum was going with her, since there were only two
  • All was going well, until days before NDP, we realise the seats were not for the marina bay, they were for the padang field, where u sit there and watch tt big TV.
  • Quite stupid, might as well watch at home
  • On the day, still looks like it's gonna rain
  • So my original plan was to watch at home and laugh at the ppl who're sitting on the padang field, braving the rain to watch a big TV screen and make the national flag
  • Then, sis decided it's stupid to do so, so she wanna get down there, collect a fking fun-pack and get outta there
  • Was dragged there along as well
  • So, we went down to padang field
  • To my surprise, they totally isolate the roads beside the padang field and border the field, so tt no one can get out.
  • There were also many ppl guarding the borders
  • I tinking, shit, once go in, cannot go out
  • So, we went in
  • Kept looking at the sides, tinking i could jump out
  • The guards realised i was looking at the sides and guided me to the centre of the field
  • Wah, no need to come out liao
  • GG, and it was starting to rain too
  • Sis act act, say she wanna go toilet
  • The volunteers were also v.clever.
  • "Mdm, u wanna go toilet, u have to leave ur funpack behind and come back for it later"
  • My guesses were correct; the funpacks are NOT free of charge
  • U have to help them make the national flag, then they happily give u
  • Na bei, ruin my plans to stay at home and laugh at them
  • End up, we go eat dinner, and wound up with NO funpacks

Clever organisers. If not, who the hell would brave the rain for u to make a national flag.

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i've got attitude; 2:06 am

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2008/08/15


Yo folks, i'm back. How's it going?


In the long period of my absence, there were various reasons that caused it. Will be elaborated later. Know that there will be tales of joy, sorrow, anger, sex, laughter, tears, etc etc. But anyways, let's touch on the more recent events first.


Juz killed a fking mozzie in my room. I tink tt bitch came into my room for an ala carte buffet. Normally, mozzies suck ur blood, get satisfied and get out. Hoho, this one apparently doesn't. While i was playing dota, the freaking ch**by* happily sucked and sucked and sucked, macham like a real buffet. When the floor and my hand made contact with its body, holy shit. FRESH BLOOD. Not brown, but rly fking red. It was so red, it even stained my floor and my hand red as well.


Tink it might be released by my mum on purpose. She's dying to get me to clean my room.


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After my last post, i apparently went to undertake a module that requires quite a lot of time and effort, named Process Engineering Design. To be simple, it is the final yr project that poly students take in the 3rd yr. In our case, since we're engineers, we're supposed to design a distillation plant.


So originally, we tried our best to design it such that it saves money. However, towards the end, we got pissed off and decided to spam expensive materials and equipment on it, resulting in the plant causing 23 million sing dollars. Not bad, eh. To top it off, other groups' plant only costs 9 million or so.


Ah, who cares, our plant is safe and maintainence friendly, so the cost is of course higher.


Groupmates: Special thx to GQ, LZ, ZY and CK. Well, i have to admit, each got their own traits, so the effort goes to them.

  • GQ: China gal, first met her when she saw me singing the china national anthem and she was in a bit of a shock. Has great results (15As and 13Bs) and practically did almost every calculation for us. How i noe her results? i peep into her resume when she applied for exxon mobile
  • LZ: Also china gal, she also got a bit of a shock when she heard me singing china national anthem. Quite lady like, english sux but always wanna challenge the theory part of our project. Thx to her, my editing skills levelled up several times
  • ZY: Chao slacker. obviously he's slack, but his work is not bad. Too bad most of them came from past yr reports.
  • CK: Slacks and can still give u ridiculous reasons. Well, i guess his only purpose here is to ensure my creativity doesn't go outta hand.

During the last nite before the report, it was quite scary also. We did it at the SIM building and was caught by security guards. But apparently before we were caught, LZ claims she saw a ghost on the escalators.

  • She went to toilet with gq.
  • Outta boredom, i went to step on the escalator and see if it will auto startup
  • It did
  • Escalator was left running for quite a while
  • Finally stopped
  • Apparently, after it stopped, there was a loud thump, like someone landed on the escalator or sth
  • Didn't bother to turn around and check
  • LZ looked up, suddenly gasped and went into some kinda mode btw spasm and asthma
  • When she calm down, she told us we must get outta here
  • Gan gan hao, while we were packing, security guards caught us
  • Heng heng we were let off

So, folks, nvr stay overnite at SIM. We juz prove first hand that something is there.

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Then came my bdae. To tell the truth, i was quite touched, becuz the whole class celebrated for me. Haha, now i can tell that i won't be forgotten so easily even after we graduated. Thx, A03. U guys were an interesting lot. Even though i was only in the same class with u folks for 3 semesters, it was interesting and fun-filled.


To top it off, someone even sms me to remind me ppl are lighting candles for me downstairs. YA, HOW NICE SIA, EVEN GOT BUFFET AND CAMPFIRE.


So, bdae nite ended with a packet of hor fun. Eh, it was gd hor. Juz tt i feel sad when i looked at the hor fun. It was obviously budget stuff la, tmd. To tink they would actually replace the fish with fish cakes. Have food prices rly gone so ridiculously high?

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Throughout my 3rd semester, i was always observing the crude oil prices. Honestly, it was quite ridiculous when u see how the prices rise.

  • Start of Sem: Crude oil US$100/barrel
  • One month later: US$110/barrel
  • 2 months later: US$120/barrel
  • 2 months and 2 wks later: US$140/barrel
  • 3months and 2wks later: US$120/barrel

Holy shit, man. These fluctuating prices are rly shocking. Guess it's a bad time to learn driving during this period.

Speaking of driving, i'm rly tempted to learn motorbiking. If only my mum gimme the OK, then i would have went ahead. Fk sia, the only thing tt's keeping me from learning is the fact that she would bury me alive if she knew i actually drove a motorbike.

Apparently, our family got a high near-death accident rate when it comes to motorbikes, including dad and mum's side.

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To wrap it off, poly would be ending soon. Oh ya, did i include? For my attachment, i got into Nestle R & D, one of the highest paying jobs for this time's attachment. APPARENTLY, my results were the suckiest outta the 7 ppl who applied. Only 3 could get in, and i was one of those who got inXD

Wad a stroke of luck. It's near my hse, so i can practically walk there everyday.

Ending it here for tonite. This is a brief summary of wad happened the last few months. Will be updating more regularly, now that i got no projects to bug me.

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i've got attitude; 1:49 am

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