Went through a busy week of either outings, slacking or trying to adapt my slping habits to sch time. So hardly got any time to blog. Relax la, pig, i noe we got a lot to tok abt during sat.

Was slacking on thurs, so not much to speak off, except for the fact tt mum is in a wild mood again.

So, fri went on like this.

Fri: Surprise Visit

Jackass called early in the morning to say he was visiting. Well, it was early, for me, although it was 11am at tt time. Hey, i slept late on tt nite, can't help it, rite?

Apparently, tt asshole went for a medical check-up at the Central Manpower Base, CPB. So with nth to do on tt day, he decides to come over and visit me. Tt was wat those animals like to do during the hols, come over to my hse to play and spend the day or sth like tt.

So when he came over, he got lots of things to say abt the medical check-up.

1. The rumours abt asking u to take off ur underwear, and cough are true. For no gd reason, they juz wanna see if ur d*** will move when u cough. Tok abt bo liao.(Cock tricked me when he say u dun have to take off ur underwear)
2. There was some test to measure ur heart rate or sth like tt. Looks like jackass got some things struck on his nipples and other parts of his body, and those things were like, squeezing his nipples. Looks like they like to SM ppl as well.
3. There was an IQ test as well. Reason the IQ test exist is becuz of 1 reason: To group u into 4 different groups.
4. If u're clever and hardworking, u'll rise to the highest lvl of commando.
5. If u're clever and lazy, u'll rise to the highest lvl of officers.
6. Nth will happen to u if u're stupid and lazy, juz follow the damn orders.
7. But if u're stupid and hardworking, u must be GET RID OF IMMEDIATELY.

U may start to qn why, but man, this is the truth. Imagine la. U need to go to the toilet, and ask this stupid and hardworking guy to help u take care of the tanker. And he suddenly tinks, 'wah, tanker in the middle of the road, block ppl's way. Nvr mind! i help to shift!' And he gets inside, moves it, and destroy the whole army training ground. To make things better, he tinks some button is the brake, and he presses it and the cannon on the tank shoots and destroy the other tankers tt came to stop it.

So, are stupid and hardworking ppl dangerous?

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Sat: The Last Gathering

Met pig, cock and jackass at je mrt on sat morning. Supposedly, we were to meet at 11am, but becuz sleepless nites(no thx to the games), i woke up late, went late and met them late.

Hell, i ought to change the lousy habit of overslping.

So apparently, dear crab got a gd new movie tt goes by the name of Eurotrip. It was quite a comedy(M18) which means tt for gals shouldn't watch it with guys and when guys watch, all gals should siam and get lost. Well, i admit, explicit stuff are been shown, so i won't go into details abt it.

But man, now there are certain places i wanna go visit in Europe.

#1 Paris

Man, wat a great place to go to. The Eiffel Tower, the breath-taking landmarks, man, wat can u ask for? Oh ya, some food of course.

#2 Amsterdam

Now this is a place we'll definitely go at the age of 21, maybe lesser. For it is said, tt place might be the mother of s**. Well, hope i dun get SMed there, though. Wat a scary thought.

#3 Crans Sur Mer

Great place, full of great scenery, known especially for its one special beach; nude beach. But of course, i won't be going to tt place. I meant, who wanna go to a place where only nude guys are there? I dun particularly like sausage parties.

#4 Some place in Eastern Europe

Poor countries are found there, some so poor tt their currency is as low as indonesia. Though i believe they're kidding when they say a nickel can open a hotel. If a nickel can open a hotel, i'm most likely to be a millionare over there!

#5 Rome

Where the great Pope stays. Man, sure is nice to go sight-seeing, take a look at how history works, y the pope even existed, not a bad place, eh?

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And thus, spent the day at crab's hse, before going off to watch Scary Movie 4. As usual, it was a movie with no plot or anything, but if u wan a gd laugh, u should go watch it.

It's like, a mixed btw brokeback mountain, ju-on, War of the world, Saw 2, The Village, etc. Hell la, and now i noe i should nvr keep viagra pills at home. There's no telling wat would happen if one day i decide to commit sucide, and i mixed the bottle of viagra pills and the bottle of slping pills up.

And so, day ended. It's too bad cock and jackass are JC students, and have to go pia their a'lvls. No more outings until the end of their a'lvls, and jackass ONLY got a little bit of time before he goes off to NS. So sian, wonder if we'll still feel the same after being split apart for so long.

Gotta bathe, later then continue.

i've got attitude; 10:25 pm

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Man, i'm going through a shitty phase at home now. Thx to a certain potianak who freaking hell called my hse(Juz becuz she couldn't get me through my hp), my mum is now in a state of panic, tinking her son is gonna be snatched away by some unknown gal.

Er, mum, i'm still single, relax, ok?

Well, things went on like this. Potianak called while i was asleep, so naturally, i didn't answer my hp. I mean, she called at a time whereby humans are supposed to be asleep! So, instead of stopping there, she moved on to call my hse phone. And mum, happened to be the one who picked it up.

Normally, mum will answer it normally, but the caller spoke to her like some long lost fren or watever, causing mum to be shocked, and trying to force me to say out all my frens' names to her one by one.

Man, i swear, the next gal who calls my hse and toks to my mum like some gd fren of hers is gonna get the hurt real bad.

Hey, i'm a very open minded person, it's juz tt i live in a traditional family and not only my actions determine my freedom as well. My mum is open minded too, but sad part is, she's open minded towards the wrong things.

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So, went out to celebrate bing yu's bday. Man, tt dude is one funny one, he always seems to be a bit frightened of me. Main reasons are my size, my open mindedness and the fact tt i luv to sneak up on him and tap him on the shoulder, causing him to jump. And he's a geninue taekwandoe black belt.

Guys, i like u to meet Mr Modest.

So, i got the 'fortune' of going there with the potianak. And man, tt gal has no eyes for the law. The 'Do not eat, fine $500' sign is juz in front of her and she can still have snacks like nobody's business, IN FRONT OF SO MANY PPL. It was only until i stopped her forcefully, before she stopped. I swear, it's no wonder if the police knocks on her door one day to send her to jail.

Guys, this is Ms Petty Criminal.

So we went out to have dinner, celebrate bing yu's bday before spending the nite at the bugis arcade. Man, tt place was one of the most memorable places ever. Y? Easy.

Me and my fren went there sometime ago. And since it's at the basement, there'll be this escalator leading to B1. And beside the escalator, is some ice cream shop with those high stools for u to sit down and eat their ice cream. At tt time, there was this gal who wore her jeans RLY RLY LOW, so when she sat down, we could see her butt ALL THE WAY. To make things better, as the escalator descends, u can see more and more, until the floor blocks ur view.

But hell, only sad part was tt we got no torchlight at tt time, or we could have seen more.

Reminds me, at the JP escalator, the one leading to B1, there was once whereby a gal was wearing a mini skirt and standing beside it. So, as i stood on it, i looked up, and saw, her upskirt? I wish, man, but it was pitch black inside and i couldn't see a thing. Tt was a long long time ago, but somehow or rather, u juz can't forget abt memorable things easily. XD

Man, i should start having the habit of a torchlight around. In fact, the person who invented the torchlight has gotta be the most resourceful person ever born in this world. He should have gotten the Nobel Prize!!!

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So i totally went crazy on some arcade game. Becuz of how fun, cute and funny it was, i kept playing it again and again with joel and bing yu. Wat was it? It is, MARIO KART.

Hey, it was totally different from the zsnes version tt i used to play. It's got more items, ranging from some homing basin to some spare tire, and even a hurricane tt strikes all in its path. Interesting, ain't it? Maybe i should have bought the card as well, lolz.

So while the gals, consisting of nikki and potianak, busied themselves on some weirdo machine(u drop coins in it and keep pressing buttons to scoop things. If u're lucky, u get a stuffed toy or watever) The only person i feel sad for was kelvin, becuz tt asshole contributed $10 for the gals to throw into the bin and get 'emselves some sweets. Well, they did get 2 stuffed toys, but if i'm not wrong, it took a lot more than $10 to get them.

Guys, feel free to find Mr Generous for financial help.

And sad part was i couldn't play my time crisis 3 properly. Apparently, nikki and augustine(couple) were out to get their revenge, so they freaking hell came and di siao me when i was shooting. Actions ranging from blocking my view to banging into me were included, so u can imagine how fast i died.

And people, steer clear of Mr and Mrs Di Siao kias. Wait, how come they always only di siao me?

So, a very happy bday to bing yu, hope ur wishes come true(Regardless of perverted, wishful or watever).

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Went home with my mum in normal mode, neither questioning nor trying to force info outta me, like who i was with, or where i was. I supposed it's lucky to have sisters afterall. For they have the power to convince my mum tt i am innocent. (Hopefully, tt's wat they say, for i didn't rly asked 'em wat they told mum).

NP send over a letter addressed to my da jie. Apparently, my mum(Dunno when) put down my da jie's name as my guardian. And NP is holding some Parents forum, to invite parents to have a chat with our dear lecturers.

Freaking hell waste of time, it's like hearing the same stuff from a different person abt how i behaved in lectures. Ever since i went to poly, i kinda lost the ability to lie, so all the truth goes to my mum and sis's ears. Main part is, i played games on my laptop during every lecture. If it was the lecturer saying, he'll probably say sth like, Ur son hides behind the laptop everytime during lectures, dunno wat he doing..........

In poly, i supposed almost everyone there got time to waste. Maybe it's a gd thing i jumped outta JC, the ship might throw me overboard sooner or later if i remained there.

i've got attitude; 1:53 am

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Yea, my mum is currently soooooooooooooo into korean dramas, tt she can sit there, watch watch watch and dun even notice u're beside her.

I tried a total of 3 times. For all 3 times, i sneaked up beside her and stood there, looking at her. And man, she didn't even realised tt someone was sitting beside her. Until i shook her a bit, then she turned around, and actually look shocked to see me pop outta thin air.

Er, mum, maybe u shouldn't watch so much korean dramas.

My er jie, on the other hand, performed a stunt tt even David Copperfield wouldn't dreamt of doing at all.

She left her wallet at her workplace.

To further make things worse, she took a cab home and realised she freaking hell got no money to pay for it. Power sia, in my opinion. So instead of calling home, to avoid humiliation, she freaking hell called me to bring money downstairs for her.

And she still got the cheek to try and kidnap my ez-link card after tt. Hey, i noe i'm paying students' fare, but dun cha tink it's a bit cheap for a fully grown adult who can vote in elections to use my ez-link? Besides, moment she gets into the bus, she'll get caught alrdy. My ez-link does go 'Ti ti' afterall.

Hell ya, 45cents per bus ride and 50cents per mrt ride definitely sounds reasonable.

Tt's y i say, i grew up in an environment whereby i was surrounded by all kinds of evil things. And those evil things, happen to include my 2 sisters in 'em. It's a wonder y i still grew up as a fine man. XD

Ya, i'm juz kidding, no need to start criticising or watever.

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Found a stupid website, tt translates ur freaking blog into beng language.

From:

And while my dad went, he got his face(along with mine) washed. By wat? The saliva of the teachers la. We were supposed to meet Mrs Soh ONLY, but Mr Lee, Mrs Tong and Chen Suey Lai passed by, saw tt we were free, and began toking toking toking. Man, my dad's face was so black, tt u couldn't tell the difference btw him and Justice Bao. So as usual, once we reached home, lecturing starts and man, tt was one nite mum always recalled with tears of laughter(Becuz she succeeded in escaping).
So kids out there reading this blog, pls do ur hmwk, so as not to create trouble for ur teachers, parents and urselves. But more importantly, NEVER EVER TAKE UR TEACHERS' WORDS SERIOUSLY. If not, u'll suffer worse than death itself.

To:

And while my lan jiao lao peh went, the cheebye kia gort that chao ah beng's face(along with mine) washed. By wat? The saliva of the teachers la. Nabeh! We liao liao were supposed to meet Mrs Soh ONLY, budden hor, Mr Lee, Mrs Tong and Chen Suey Lai passed by, saw tt wa lang were free, and began toking toking toking. Man, my lan jiao dad's face was so liddat black, tt u couldn't tell the difference btw the lan jiao face and Justice Bao. So as usual, once wa lang reached home, lecturing starts and man, tt was one nite mum always recalled with tears of chio kao pengter(Becuz the chao ah lian succeeded in escaping).
So chewren out there reading this brog, pls do ur hmwk, so liddat as not to create trouble for ur teachers, lao peh lao bu and urselves. But more tiong yaoly, NEVER EVER TAKE UR TEACHERS' WORDS SERIOUSLY. If not, u'll suffer lagi lauya than death itself.

Shocking, eh?

i've got attitude; 1:36 am

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The house of the Yeo family is going through a korean frenzy stage currently. Even as i blog now, my mum is in her room watching some korean drama acted out by the same guy who acted in da chang jin, whereas my er jie is fascinating herself with watching da chang jin at a fast foward pace.

When i say fast forward pace, it means she's watching the show two times the normal speed. The person moves twice as fast, speaks twice as fast and even cooks twice as fast in the show.

Ah, the wonders of technology.........

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The holidays are dragging on for a bit too long. At this rate, i might even grow mushrooms on my body. It's like, i went through a 6month holiday, after which i went to sch for 2 months, and they give us another 2 wks holiday. I noe poly is slackers' society, but dun cha tink it's a bit too much?

It's high time i start looking for volunteer work to do. It'll be work if not for its short period of holidays. Besides, i nvr did enjoy doing non-profitable work anyway.

I'm the type who'll do volunteer work by donating money, but nvr do any of the work myself. Muz have got in the genes, my parents also donates money regularly but i have yet to see him go down to a house for the aged or sth like tt.

Muz be the fault of society.

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Apparently, a group of christians have set up some sorta 'shop' or goodness-noez-wat-to-call-it at Jurong Point. They're in charge of organising events to interest ppl to participate, and use tt chance to spread christinity through its events.

Man, either it's my imagination or the christians are getting more hiong in their journey of christinity.

And so, this suey kia auntie came over to our hse, trying to convince my mum to join or watever. And u have to tink, my mum is the type who definitely will say NO to the salesman, religion promotors or watever. A great housewife, i admit, and the main reason to y we remain as free tinkers after so long.

I rmbr when i was small, a couple of christians came over to my hse and started preaching to me and the usual, trying to convince me to buy a bible and join church activities. Given my age and maturity, i could hardly stopped myself from telling 'em i'm not interested. To be more specific, u can say i was shocked, becuz it's the first time i faced such things.

And my mum scare them off when they came back for round 2. Up till today, it still remains as a mystery on how my mum can actually pull off such things.

Muz be the aura.

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Next time before the hols, i will organise a full schedule of activites for me to take part. Rather than rotting at home, watching korean dramas with my mum, i'm sure there's sth out there for me to do.

i've got attitude; 12:53 am

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Went out early in the afternoon. At tt time, my mum and 2 sis mysteriously disappeared from the hse, so i thought they might not be coming back until late afternoon. Afterall, once they have the shopping spree mood, they'll at least spend 3 hrs at the same shop. Y?

• Er jie - When she sees sth she wans, she'll buy it, regardless of price.
• Mum - If the item is too expensive, she'll do watever she can to stop my er jie from buying.
• Da jie - 'If u wanna buy, buy la.'

Turns out, they juz went for breakfast, and er jie went working. Pretty sad, if u asked me, cuz u still have to work on a weekend for half a day every wk.

So when the lift door opened, my mum, da jie and bro-in-law were in it. My mum immediately said, 'Eh, i bought ur food leh!'. So i took it from her, thank her for it and went off to embark on my journey to Yishun.

And my mum, happened to buy clementi's chicken rice, the one tt has rly fragrant rice.

So, the chicken rice travelled from clementi to taman jurong, and from taman jurong to yishun, and finally from yishun to my stomach. Wat was most amusing was its journey to yishun. As u can see, MRTs are air con trains with no open air at all. And tt rice is rly fragrant, so its mysterious power allowed the smell to escape from my bag to the train and spread throughout tt part of the train.

U can imagine how shocked i was when i can smell it, despite the fact tt i zipped my bag up. Afterwards, ppl in the train started looking around, tinking where the freaking packet of rice is. I wonder if they wanna throw it outta the train, or eat it themselves.

So went there, spent the day there, went home. Boring, yes i noe, but i lead a normal life to begin with. Wat u tink i am superman? I dun go flying around wearing a pair of bright red underwear on the outside. As u can see, superman lack sth called 'common sense'.

i've got attitude; 9:09 pm

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When i was small, my mum would occasionally not cook dad's dinner. When i asked y, my mum will say he went off to attend a 'curry party' tt nite, so he won't come back until very late. And when i asked wat a curry party is, my mum will ask me wat are the 2 words she juz say?

So, reading it literally, it's curry and party, which means it's a party, with different kinds of curry in it, rite? So tt was wat i thought, all thx to my mum's education. When my dad came home, i still have the cheek to ask him, 'hi dad, how come nvr bring some of the curry home?'

Eventually, i told my da jie, and finally, she told me wat it actually means.

Curry Party = Funeral

Everytime at a funeral, curry chicken is definitely being served to the ppl who came to pay their respects. Even for poor ppl, they'll definitely serve curry chicken and bread. Thus, dunno who the heck started it, but ppl started calling it 'Curry party'.

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Juz found out tt there'll be a 2 months holiday some time in august. Was damn shocked, but eventually, decided it was a nice timing, cuz i needed money and it's a best timing to find a job. Some things i'll get with my salary.

• New handphone
• ..................
• ???????????
• (still tinking, will be filled soon.)

Well, can't help it if i only wan a handphone, i'm a simple man afterall. I guess the rest will have to go to my expenses in poly. So who's interested in joining me??

i've got attitude; 7:46 pm

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First things first, i'm a peace loving dude who hates conflict.

Cousin went back on wednesday morning. Dunno wat time, though, cuz i was still asleep. Man, looks like it's peace in the family at last. Of course, lawerence who juz came back from taiwan was a great distraction for my er jie, so tt means i won't have trouble with her in the next few days watsoever.

My suspicions are confirmed. Looks like the Lao Fo Ye at my hse ordered my 2 sis to 'come home early and have dinner' while my cousin was still here. Dunno wat's the big deal abt my cousin coming over, though, but man, i nvr could figure out wat women are tinking.

This means gd news, the yin aura isn't affecting me as bad as i thought it was.

Went off to Yishun to find crab bros.

• Was supposed to meet pig at JE first.
• Totally overslept like shit.
• He went off first.
• Afterwhich i got a call from crab.
• The idiot, his bro and mum were still at the chinese physician doing goodness-noez-wat.
• To tell the truth, i dunno y they luv going to see the chinese physician.
• For a guy who'll whack anybody if he pokes my body with needles, i noe better not to go.
• So if the 3 of 'em aren't at home, it means pig is gonna get locked out of the hse, till crab reaches home.
• Pig ought to thank the goddess tt crab's grandma is at home.

Lucky asshole, in my opinion.

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Went off to SP to play free dota on thursday. One thing i discovered, is tt i spend lesser, or absolutely no money when i hanged out with the animals. The poly ppl like to go play pool or watever, whereas we animals got our own ways of hanging out and Free-Of-Charge somemore.

But there are reasons contributing to y we hang out like this.

1. Pig - ALWAYS GOT NO MONEY.
2. Cock - MAMA SAYS HE SPEND TOO MUCH MONEY.
3. Crab - ALWAYS SPENDS MONEY ON GOODNESS-NOEZ-WAT, THEN DUN HAVE MONEY FOR OUTINGS LATER.
4. Prawn - STILL A SEC SCH STUDENT, POCKET MONEY LESSER THAN OURS.
5. Jackass - CAN'T BEAR TO PART WITH HIS MONEY.
6. Bear - TOO MUCH MONEY, RESULTING IN HIM ALWAYS LENDING PIG MONEY AND THUS, NOT MUCH MONEY LEFT FOR HIMSELF.
7. Cow - HAVE TO SPEND MONEY WISELY.

Is there a money tree out there?

i've got attitude; 9:43 am

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They say a mouth can bring abt great disasters and catrostrophes. Honestly, i didn't rly believe in tt until recently.

Fancy me opening my big mouth and telling my cousin tt she can come over and stay anytime she liked. Becuz i'm anything, but my family doesn't seem to be anything. So my cousin, having goodness-noez-wat problems with her family called my mum and asked if she could come over and stay. She asked me via sms, but it totally slipped my mind(No thx to the animals) and she called my mum personally to ask. So my mum, being the type who cannot reject a person, said yes.

And whaddaya noe? She started telling me off for even telling my cousin tt i can stay over. Hey mum, duncha realise tt u were the one who allowed it to happen?

So, my dear cousin came over. Amusing part was, my 2 sis came home early in order to make sure their belongings didn't get messed up or watever reasons they had. Somehow or rather, i tink my mum also forced them to come home early. Watever happens tml will confirm my theory.

So i was sitting there, watching TV when my 2 sisters, especially my er jie, were shooting me with 'when-she-is-gone-u-will-be-so-dead' looks. Hey crab, i might have to evacuate and hide in ur hse for the next few days.

Then i suddenly regret being the cause of the whole thing.Well, my hse is alrdy full of ying aura, 3 women and 1 guy, and u freaking hell add in another woman? Man, no wonder i'm becoming a sis, the ying aura is crushing my yang aura.

Life is abt balance, u muz attain balance or u'll end up having freaks of nature..........

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Was watching some show on channel 8 juz now. Watched tt boy throw the catus some high floors of the building.

Me: Tt's y i look up nowadays when i walk below flats.

Mum: U better not sia, later some bird shit come flying down and u noe, our neighbourhood is full or birds.

Me: U tink wat? I'm gonna stand there and let the bird shit drop on my face meh? I'll dodge la.

Mum: U sure a not?

Me: U tink i'm like u ah? Stand there and let the bird shit drop on ur face. Better still, u still can jump and say, 'Huat ah'!!!!

Mum: ..............................

The older my mum gets, the cuter she becomes. Man, sometimes i wonder y i haven't died of laughter whenever i tok to her.

i've got attitude; 3:17 am

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Sometimes i regret it when i get too friendly with gals. Instead of being bro, i got myself demoted to a lowly lvl of 'sis'. Now this is wat i meant by, a big time insult to my identity as a guy.

I noe i dun believe in PMS, and watever, but seriously, i cannot help it la. Ever since i was young, my parents raise me to be like tt. I can not have morals or anything, but i muz at least bound myself to principles and live by them. Freaking hell, not a very gd life, eh?

So 1 gal(I won't mention names, count urself lucky, asshole) began questioning me things. Wat kinda things? Man, it's too bad my parents taught me too well, or i'll have probably raped quite a few gals by now.

• Wat are a guy's sensitive spots?
• How long can a guy's **** get?
• Wat's its normal size?

See? WTF sia, my dad would have died of laughter if he knew this happens to me.

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The world cup kicks off on friday. Honestly, i didn't have much love for soccer, but on account tt channel 5 was able to show the opening matches, i thought i'll watch the first match. But man, i once again found out y i had no love for soccer. Wat for do ppl wanna watch a game whereby 22ppl run around the field chasing a stupid ball? If they wan balls, then buy one la, no need to torture urself by running everywhere to get it, rite?

Animals came over on sat. Apparently, pig came back from taiwan, with a lot of experience, including wat the TVs there start to show when it reaches 12midnite, wat kinda places attract guys, even how much u had to pay to do somethings. Man, i wouldn't be surprised if tt dude migrated there in the future. The only thing i'm surprised abt is tt he didn't come back and start chanting; 'NO MORE AH BIAN' or 'AH BIAN FOR SHIT PRESIDENT'.

The usual, mahjong, dota(1v1) and a bit of catching up. I have to say, it's best to meet out a few more times during these hols, for it'll be our last outings with cock and jackass. Afterall, those 2 are jc students. A'lvls are coming, the 2 idiots are gonna be mugging like shit for the exams of their lifes. Worse still, they might be going straight to NS after a'lvls. I heard tt jackass flopped his freaking NAPFAs, so he should be preparing himself to find the Lady in White at Pulau Tekong.

One look at cock and i noe, tt ass is only gonna stop being a mama boy when he goes to NS. Maybe he should start praying to crab for protection.

By the way, pig, it seems tt u make quite an impact in people's minds with ur size and hair. XD Cuz even my er jie's fren was stunned by this 2 areas.

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Got prank calls from my poly frens, all stupid enough to follow the orders of one gal. Tt gal went to some camp in sch, couldn't slp, and kept calling me. So i woke up, listen, went back to slp, woke up again, listen, went back to slp again, and the cycle went on and on again. So when i got du lan and told her to stop calling, tt ass clown did sth shocking.

She called 5 ppl to call my phone.

To make things worse, those jackarses actually called. Call me suey kia, becuz all of 'em weren't asleep, and were watching world cup matches tirelessly. Now once again, i juz cannot get wat's so interesting abt 22 guys chasing the stupid ball and trying to make it go into the goal post.

If u asked me, the only time i'll be interested in soccer is when i betted on some team to win.

*Note: whoever dares to prank call me in the dead of the night, i'm sooooooooo gonna whoop tt asshole's ass when i see him.

i've got attitude; 1:29 am

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I have finally decided. If i were to have kids in the future, i'm gonna send 'em to walk down the same path i did. If they wanna go jc, ok la, go loh. If they wanna go poly, i will tell 'em, u better go jc first for 1yr, then u go poly.

So wat made me come to such a conclusion? Well, duncha tink it's quite an experience, to go to both and be able to compare which is better and which is worse? Besides, i was able to enjoy poly a lot becuz i suffered a lot in jc.

So wat's the difference between the 2 of 'em? Y am i making them sound like heaven and hell? Call it, my way of tinking, man. Afterall, i have gone through the great pain to see the truth!!!!(Or my truth, u can call it).

JC(Junior Colleage)

• For people who love to study for exams.
• For people who wanna get a stead easily.
• Full of single and available gals.
• For people who love to stay in school to study, study study and even love to go home and study, study study.
• For people who luvs uniforms.
• Etc............

Poly(Polytechnic)

• Slackers' society.
• Pak gamers society.
• Fashion kings and queens society.
• Chiobus society.
• And etc...............

Man, i'm a gone ass.

i've got attitude; 9:30 pm

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Was toking to jy on the phone juz now, and apparently, tt idiot went for some Leadership goodness-noez-wat training camp. Y the hell would anyone wanna go to this camp is a mystery to me.

So, we were toking to kill her boredom when she suddenly reminded me of one of the funny things tt happened in the past.

Apparently, incident took place during one of mrs soh's lessons.

• Mrs Soh was teaching the class.
• 4/2 at tt time was still the noisiest class.
• So she couldn't tahan.
• Started telling us off.
• And finally, class quietened down.
• Problem is, she moved on to saying: Those who tink u understand this forumla, u can leave now.
• And i took her words seriously, becuz:
• I wanted to go home slp.
• I understood the application of tt formula.
• So, without noticing the hint of sarcastism in her voice, i raised my hand and asked: Teacher, if we understand, we can leave, rite?
• And she said yes.
• And tt's my cue to leave.
• I was still wondering y the others dun wanna leave.
• Then crab joined me.
• And cock, seeing me and crab leave, also left with us.
• And lame edward, for no reason, left as well.
• So crab understood.
• Cock understood.
• Edward(by the looks of it) dun understood.

This incident muz be the reason y the 3 of us got our parents called by Mrs Soh to come for the Parents Teachers Meeting. My mum, apparently, sensed the danger coming, so being the smart one, she escaped on the cruise ship, forcing my dad to go.

And while my dad went, he got his face(along with mine) washed. By wat? The saliva of the teachers la. We were supposed to meet Mrs Soh ONLY, but Mr Lee, Mrs Tong and Chen Suey Lai passed by, saw tt we were free, and began toking toking toking. Man, my dad's face was so black, tt u couldn't tell the difference btw him and Justice Bao. So as usual, once we reached home, lecturing starts and man, tt was one nite mum always recalled with tears of laughter(Becuz she succeeded in escaping).

So kids out there reading this blog, pls do ur hmwk, so as not to create trouble for ur teachers, parents and urselves. But more importantly, NEVER EVER TAKE UR TEACHERS' WORDS SERIOUSLY. If not, u'll suffer worse than death itself.

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It's hard to be a teacher, but harder to be a student.

i've got attitude; 9:35 pm

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My last entry is wat i call, a 'juz for entertainment' entry, so dun take it to heart. But honestly, i can't help it when i suddenly go crazy.

Tink abt it, After promos last yr, i went through a VERY, VERY long holidays whereby studying got absolutely nth to do with me. I dunno it, it doesn't noe me. And suddenly, i have to go back and get to know it again, worse, i have to know it like it's my gd fren. And i ain't the hypocrite type, man. One look at me and u'll noe i'm disgusted at tt thought.

Actually, i dun have to noe it very well. It's juz tt i wanna get distinctions, at least got some way to zhuai a bit. XD Tink abt it la, i go poly, but i still wanna go university leh. If i dun get ultra gd results, university will be so, far away....................

Enough of my crap, let's get onto the main business.

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Thursday was a nice day, whereby i only had to go to sch at 10am. But when i walked towards the bus stop, i saw a foreboding of doom.

I stepped out of the house in slippers, tinking tt the weather is gonna be fine and ain't gonna rain. Man, it was sunny, but moment i reached the bus stop, i could see dark clouds approaching. To make things more exciting, i was wearing the 'frictionless when in contact with water' kind of slippers.

And whaddaya noe? It started raining when all lessons ended. And at tt time, i was at the top of the hill, trying to walk down the hill and get to the library. And the floor was ULTRA slippery. So as i walk, with my frens trying to sabo me, there were close encounters, but i didn't fall.

In the end, i fell down the stairs and landed on my butt. Wtf.

It all started with my over confidence, tinking tt the stairs looked like they got lots of friction and i definitely won't fall. Moment i stepped on it, my butt was hurting like shit la.

Now u noe how my downfall is gonna happen. Over confidence.

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Met up with my 'ultra long time no see' cousins on friday nite. Hate to say it, but man, those two nvr change. One is still as short as ever, the other still looks like a rabbit. XD

I guess tt's a gd thing, eh?

But man, i was dying of laughter when i heard tt one went to NYP. Ok, i admit, she went to NYP last yr but i didn't noe, all the way till now. So moment she said tt, first word tt came outta my mouth is "Tammy". Now we noe in most ppl's mind, Tammy has unofficially became the school mascot.

Reminds me, there was one time when our dear Sports and Wellness(A better name for Physical Education) teacher was telling us abt how gd NP was, having over 200 CCAs whereas NYP only got roughly 50, or maybe lesser. So we asked why and according to her, it was because they chose to concentrate on other things like studies. With grins on our faces, we replied, yea, Film and Media Studies. XD

So after dinner, pool, we walked around somerset while we catched up on a lot of things. And bad news was, maple story have become so popular tt it got my aunt addicted. Addicted as in, REALLY addicted. Becuz of tt game, she was soooooooo into it tt she actually forgot housework and juz sat there, playing playing playing. Hey, if it was a kid doing tt, i'll understand, but this is an adult we're toking abt. Even if she plays, muz at least have some form of control, rite?

At least we can form a conclusion from this. Maple Story is very dangerous.......................

Ok, i officially admited tt i'm sorry for being tall and i won't zhuai abt it anymore. 2 events took place in order to lemme admit tt.

1. Macdonald

As i walked back from the toilet, i was looking at the TV for some reason i can't rmbr. And the mac at Bukit Timah Plaza got those cardboards hanging around on the ceiling. So i didn't noticed, walk straight and knock my head, hard against it. To make things worse, those are very, very hard cardboard, freaking hell.

2. Pool

The pool place tt i went to got a weird lamp over the pool table. It was goddess damn low and its area is almost as big as the pool table itself. So i bend in front and low, hit the ball, got up without moving back first and whack my head hard on the lamp. It wasn't tt hard, but my pride as a tall guy got whooped by embarassement.

At this rate, i can start training for the 'Iron Head Technique'.

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Sometimes, we dun wan things to happen but they happen all the same.............

i've got attitude; 12:01 am

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i've got attitude; 12:16 am

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