}the_attituded^kid{
Yeo Han Ming a.k.a Bayee Seng
Future Ambition: Currently undergoing Renovations
20
Trapped in P.T.
}likes{
Food
Play
Sleep
Slack
No particular dislikes
Current^Status&>>
status :: Recruit in Training
&wishlist~
1. Invisiblity Cloak
2. Dynamites (unlimited)
3. Excalibur
4. Ultimate protection from dust for my house (save me the trouble to clean it)
5. Anti-Mozzie Defense Towers
6. Anti-Snoring Device
7. One Gundam to protect sg and convince LKY that i dun need to go to the army
8. Create the Sekundes Law of Science
9. 5 inch water hose with unlimited pressurized water of at least 14 bar
10. HDTV for my XBOX360
11. Unlimited AA batteries for my controller
12. Teleportation device that allows me to teleport anywhere
13. Motorbike
14. W980
15. One Rocket Launcher, unlimited ammo
16. One Iron Man Suit made of Titanium(ASAP)
[Friends>>
Ming Cheng| Zension
Yvvone| Pearl
Jolene| Fen Yi
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2008/09/25
Juz heard the most ridiculous thing when i was abt to knock off. Apparently, my slipper has gone missing.
I have a pair of slippers which i left lying outside. Of course la, they're slippers, and someone had to go and take away one of them. Wah lan, that's rly fking ridiculous la.
Why take ONE slipper when u can take TWO SLIPPERS? It's not as if u only got a leg or something.
Suspect it's a fking prank, but got no idea who the heck would do that. First thought that came into my mind was my neighbour's frens. they always luv to kick soccer and will pass by my hse whenever they visit his hse. Since it's the holidays, there's a possibility they'll pass by more often.
In any case, hopefully the person will feel guilty and return back the slipper. I have only one pair of slippers and TWO FKING LEGS. U expect me to walk with only one slipper on?
I have a pair of slippers which i left lying outside. Of course la, they're slippers, and someone had to go and take away one of them. Wah lan, that's rly fking ridiculous la.
Why take ONE slipper when u can take TWO SLIPPERS? It's not as if u only got a leg or something.
Suspect it's a fking prank, but got no idea who the heck would do that. First thought that came into my mind was my neighbour's frens. they always luv to kick soccer and will pass by my hse whenever they visit his hse. Since it's the holidays, there's a possibility they'll pass by more often.
In any case, hopefully the person will feel guilty and return back the slipper. I have only one pair of slippers and TWO FKING LEGS. U expect me to walk with only one slipper on?
; 9:38 pm
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2008/09/24
Juz heard the most ridiculous thing ever. Apparently, my 2nd sis succeeded in spoiling the desktop in her room. Not surprising, looking at how she spams Super Mario on that ancient desktop that's four yrs old. And the way she positions it, naturally the thing will overheat la.
So she said: "me and ur big sis noe that u're working now, so we decided that the repair fees will be splitted among us three...... Afterall, it's a family computer"
That sure is big news for me. A family computer that's being used by her ALL the time, in her room and spoiled by her. I've nvr even touched the damn com once.
She's another fking god hand. Juz this year, she succeeded in spoiling the compaq laptop as well. It was rly brand new, juz bought last year, and my big sis used it happily until one fine day, my 2nd sis used it when she's not around. And woohoo, the laptop's toast.
Btw, u dun call attachment "WORKING".
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In Nestle, u got three types of people.
So she said: "me and ur big sis noe that u're working now, so we decided that the repair fees will be splitted among us three...... Afterall, it's a family computer"
That sure is big news for me. A family computer that's being used by her ALL the time, in her room and spoiled by her. I've nvr even touched the damn com once.
She's another fking god hand. Juz this year, she succeeded in spoiling the compaq laptop as well. It was rly brand new, juz bought last year, and my big sis used it happily until one fine day, my 2nd sis used it when she's not around. And woohoo, the laptop's toast.
Btw, u dun call attachment "WORKING".
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In Nestle, u got three types of people.
- THE SLACKAHOLIC: ppl like jasmine. Such people are juz there becuz the company forgot why they employ them or the company juz forgot to sack them
- THE WORKAHOLIC: ppl like stephanie, work all day long, chiong OT, and does all the shit for the company
- THE NORMAL SALARYMAN: ppl like me, work at normal rate, rest at normal rate, receive salary at normal rate
She's still slacking after 4 weeks. She's already working OT after 4 weeks. Why can't they learn to be like me?
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Went to Gamers convention at sat. Nth much there, smaller than i thought, not rly a WCG, so kinda disappointing.
Wad rly happened next had a big effect on me. We went to eat Carl's Junior almost one hour after we left the gamers convention (mainly becuz we went to marina square, and we were walking throughout the whole mall trying to find that lanjiao ATM machine). This was rly a big effect for me. Maybe it's becuz my burger was big too, but after eating it, i felt bad news coming.
End up, go home, it came true. The legendary sore throat, so sore that i was coughing like i got lung cancer for 3 days. Still coughing, by the way.
Then the stupid zension still gave some so-called "good advice". He tinks that one can get better by eating two piece chicken meal from KFC when one has a sore throat. Ok la, i admit, he has an abnormal mind to begin with, so maybe his body is abnormal as well, but my body ain't abnormal, so wad makes him tink it'll work on me.
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MF's bdae celebration yesterday. Not bad la, went to eat at Ajisen. Their ramen was quite good and delicious, but the price kinda makes u cry.
Tink cailin always picks a correct timing to tok to me. She always come tok to me when i'm feeling sleepy and in a state of confusion.
I am the type when i have a lack of sleep, i will suddenly go into a berserk mode and keep toking crap without knowing why i'm toking them or how to stop myself from toking. HAPPENED during CPTC night shift somemore, and she was at the receiving end. Tink she muz be praying for bus 98 to come quickly and fetch me away.
Folks......beware of me when i'm having lack of sleep.
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; 7:55 pm
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2008/09/17
*NOTE: WHATEVER THAT IS MENTIONED BELOW IS UNBIASED AND CONTAINS NTH BUT THE TRUTH.
APPARENTLY.............BAK KUT TEH KILLS.
A LONG TIME AGO...............
AND THEN, ITS WRATH BEGAN.......... USING ITS CLEVER BRAIN, IT SEEKS A METHOD TO DELIVER ITS REVENGE.......
HOWEVER, NO ONE ATE ITS BONES..................
UNTIL ONE FINE DAY, A PIG FARMER LOOKED AT THE PIG HUNGRILY AND SAID...........
HE CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF MAKING SOUP WITH IT........ AND THUS, BAK KUT TEH WAS BORN........
WILL U LIKE TO DRINK THE SOUP OF REVENGE??????????
; 8:04 pm
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2008/09/15
Woke up at 7.40am this morning. Normally, my alarm clock rings at 7.45am, but somehow or rather, i was having this nightmare that caused me to wake up in cold sweat at 7.40am. Being me, i woke up from that nightmare, instantly forgot that nightmare and continues life.
Besides, all i can rmbr from that dream was that i was running away from sth, but can't rmbr wad it is. Wad is scary enuff to send me running throughout the whole dream?
Moment i woke up, got a feeling of GGness (Good Game). Yea man, today was the results day. Everytime results come out, i always got a feeling of GGness.
Not too bad, though i thought i could have scored more As. Score 2 As, one for FYP, then the rest all Bs. When i see this set of results, i suddenly recall WS's o'lvl results. The dude got 2As and the rest Bs also, so u can tell i had a feeling of Deja Vu when i was examining my results.
But quite sad la. I thought i got As for 3 modules other than the two that i've alrdy got. Guess things dun always go the way u wan it to.
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Yesterday morning was fked up. My sis woke me up to go and buy breakfast for her and mum, and i was tinking, she muz be stopping mum from cooking porridge juz to get me to go out and buy breakfast.
To make things worse, she was using that lousy fake sweet and weak voice to get me into buying breakfast, so that gave me the motivation to escape from the house quickly, juz to get away from the voice. Fking er xin la, tt voice.
So i bought back breakfast, ate it with them, and moment i went upstairs to on the laptop, i suddenly hear her screaming. Apparently abt something tt mum put away and she couldn't find it, so she was screaming at mum like some mad woman.
Moment u feed a person until the person's full, the way the person behaves is a total 180 degrees change from the way the person behave when he/she is hungry....
Therefore, one conclusion can be drawn. ONE MEAL IS MORE THAN ENUFF TO DISRUPT PEACE.
Look at terrorists, man. How can they disrupt peace on an empty stomach? It ain't possible, man.
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Besides, all i can rmbr from that dream was that i was running away from sth, but can't rmbr wad it is. Wad is scary enuff to send me running throughout the whole dream?
Moment i woke up, got a feeling of GGness (Good Game). Yea man, today was the results day. Everytime results come out, i always got a feeling of GGness.
Not too bad, though i thought i could have scored more As. Score 2 As, one for FYP, then the rest all Bs. When i see this set of results, i suddenly recall WS's o'lvl results. The dude got 2As and the rest Bs also, so u can tell i had a feeling of Deja Vu when i was examining my results.
But quite sad la. I thought i got As for 3 modules other than the two that i've alrdy got. Guess things dun always go the way u wan it to.
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Yesterday morning was fked up. My sis woke me up to go and buy breakfast for her and mum, and i was tinking, she muz be stopping mum from cooking porridge juz to get me to go out and buy breakfast.
To make things worse, she was using that lousy fake sweet and weak voice to get me into buying breakfast, so that gave me the motivation to escape from the house quickly, juz to get away from the voice. Fking er xin la, tt voice.
So i bought back breakfast, ate it with them, and moment i went upstairs to on the laptop, i suddenly hear her screaming. Apparently abt something tt mum put away and she couldn't find it, so she was screaming at mum like some mad woman.
Moment u feed a person until the person's full, the way the person behaves is a total 180 degrees change from the way the person behave when he/she is hungry....
Therefore, one conclusion can be drawn. ONE MEAL IS MORE THAN ENUFF TO DISRUPT PEACE.
Look at terrorists, man. How can they disrupt peace on an empty stomach? It ain't possible, man.
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; 6:12 pm
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2008/09/13
2nd week of attachment over. Woohoo.
As usual, jasmine was slacking. Wanted to get her to come help me in my lab, got loads of samples to run and only one person to do it, but becuz the lab was in the pilot plant, she needs boots to come in. So crap, she can't come into my lab.
Who the heck said i'll have loads of free time during attachment?
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Finally lost to curiousity and asked whether stephanie tinks she has a big stomach or not. Well, she did come up with a reasonable answer, but personally, i feel that her belly area looks normal.
When a gal looks too skinny, it ain't gd. Muz be juz nice.
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I would now like to declare a msg to all of u. I'm working in the packaging department, so pls note that wadever is reported below is the TRUTH.
When u burn plastic, poisonous gases will be formed. True or False?
ANS: BOTH.
Plastics, as u noe, are split into different categories. Certain plastics such as POLYETHYLENE, contains only carbon and hydrogen atoms inside them. Regardless of complete or incomplete combustion, u won't get some gases that will poison u and cause u to die on the spot.
As for other plastics, some contains Na, Zn or even Cl ions. AND, in Singapore, polystyrene, which contains the benzene ring is NOT used at all. Hence, none of the plastics in sg contains polystyrene, so u dun have to worry about benzene coming out and poisoning u with its cancer-giving properties.
Therefore, plastics in singapore are safe for burning. End of story.
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As usual, jasmine was slacking. Wanted to get her to come help me in my lab, got loads of samples to run and only one person to do it, but becuz the lab was in the pilot plant, she needs boots to come in. So crap, she can't come into my lab.
Who the heck said i'll have loads of free time during attachment?
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Finally lost to curiousity and asked whether stephanie tinks she has a big stomach or not. Well, she did come up with a reasonable answer, but personally, i feel that her belly area looks normal.
When a gal looks too skinny, it ain't gd. Muz be juz nice.
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I would now like to declare a msg to all of u. I'm working in the packaging department, so pls note that wadever is reported below is the TRUTH.
When u burn plastic, poisonous gases will be formed. True or False?
ANS: BOTH.
Plastics, as u noe, are split into different categories. Certain plastics such as POLYETHYLENE, contains only carbon and hydrogen atoms inside them. Regardless of complete or incomplete combustion, u won't get some gases that will poison u and cause u to die on the spot.
As for other plastics, some contains Na, Zn or even Cl ions. AND, in Singapore, polystyrene, which contains the benzene ring is NOT used at all. Hence, none of the plastics in sg contains polystyrene, so u dun have to worry about benzene coming out and poisoning u with its cancer-giving properties.
Therefore, plastics in singapore are safe for burning. End of story.
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; 10:51 pm
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2008/09/10
Went to gym yesterday. Jogged my way from nestle to chinese garden, and from this, i can tell that my stamina juz took a deep dive. If i were to take 2.4km with my current body ah, it's definitely a FAIL without doubt.
Never take ur fitness for granted.........
So, was so worn out from the gym activities that my body was aching today. In fact, was so tired that i overslept. Fk sia, they start work at 830, i woke up at 830.
Chiong downstairs, hail a cab, went into it, realised it was one of those CNG cabs. Wad's so great abt it? Runs slow and meter jumps damn fast.
Talk abt unlucky.
Whole day felt like sleeping. Was quite tempted to climb into the cupboard and sleep in there for the rest of the day. Looking at those sample makes u fall asleep faster.
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HAPPY BDAE PEARL
Never take ur fitness for granted.........
So, was so worn out from the gym activities that my body was aching today. In fact, was so tired that i overslept. Fk sia, they start work at 830, i woke up at 830.
Chiong downstairs, hail a cab, went into it, realised it was one of those CNG cabs. Wad's so great abt it? Runs slow and meter jumps damn fast.
Talk abt unlucky.
Whole day felt like sleeping. Was quite tempted to climb into the cupboard and sleep in there for the rest of the day. Looking at those sample makes u fall asleep faster.
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HAPPY BDAE PEARL
; 7:59 pm
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2008/09/03
2nd and 3rd day of attachment. Now got sth to do, messing around with the laminating machine and the laminates. Eh, the laminating machine is not ur usual one sia, it's some high tech shit that u can use to change the temp, pressure and time u wan to laminate ur stuff.
Felt fking stupid la. Took me 2 days to prepare some samples to be used in an experiment tml. Fked up sia.
Then disaster striked today. Got so fed up that i took a walk around the lab and there was this milo powder dispensing machine. Tinking there was no milo powder inside, my itchy hand went and turn the knob and milo powder spilled out. Gan suey la, was tinking, eh, lab in-charge person not here, quickly clean it up.
To make things worse, milo powder is V.HARD to clean up when spilled. Then suddenly, the lab in-charge came back and i walked back to my table, acting like nth happened.
Then she suddenly asked me: "eh wad's that on ur shoe? milo powder?"
CHEEBYE LA, IN MY ATTEMPT TO CLEAN UP MY MESS QUICKLY, I SPILL SOME ON MY SHOE AND DIDN'T NOTICE.
Then i say, "ya, tink the dispenser got problem, accidentally spilled some on my shoe and didn't notice"
Fk sia, muz learn how to kick these itchy hands under control.
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Seems like i'm the only one struck with a fking project outta the 3 who entered nestle. Jasmine's totally SLACKING around and Stephanie's totally struck with washing lab equipment (like conical flasks).
Dun rly noe abt stephanie, can't visit her becuz she's in the other building and they got some special labcoat, with a label NQAC on it. Mine only got a Nestle, so i tink i'll get caught easily due to lack of camouflaging.
That's it for the 2nd and 3rd day entry.
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Felt fking stupid la. Took me 2 days to prepare some samples to be used in an experiment tml. Fked up sia.
Then disaster striked today. Got so fed up that i took a walk around the lab and there was this milo powder dispensing machine. Tinking there was no milo powder inside, my itchy hand went and turn the knob and milo powder spilled out. Gan suey la, was tinking, eh, lab in-charge person not here, quickly clean it up.
To make things worse, milo powder is V.HARD to clean up when spilled. Then suddenly, the lab in-charge came back and i walked back to my table, acting like nth happened.
Then she suddenly asked me: "eh wad's that on ur shoe? milo powder?"
CHEEBYE LA, IN MY ATTEMPT TO CLEAN UP MY MESS QUICKLY, I SPILL SOME ON MY SHOE AND DIDN'T NOTICE.
Then i say, "ya, tink the dispenser got problem, accidentally spilled some on my shoe and didn't notice"
Fk sia, muz learn how to kick these itchy hands under control.
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Seems like i'm the only one struck with a fking project outta the 3 who entered nestle. Jasmine's totally SLACKING around and Stephanie's totally struck with washing lab equipment (like conical flasks).
Dun rly noe abt stephanie, can't visit her becuz she's in the other building and they got some special labcoat, with a label NQAC on it. Mine only got a Nestle, so i tink i'll get caught easily due to lack of camouflaging.
That's it for the 2nd and 3rd day entry.
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; 6:11 pm
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2008/09/01
Almost forgot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EDMAR!!
; 9:45 pm
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First day of attachment, totally a test of endurance.
For the first 1 hr, it was juz briefing and signing of stuff. Nth much, so when we each went off to the departments we were sent to, i was tinking, hey, maybe got sth to do liao.
So i went into the lab, self introductions lasted 5 min, and they asked me to sit down. Then, they took out a set of notes & 3 books and say i was supposed to read all these for background knowledge and for info on wad i'm supposed to do.
3 BOOKS AND A SET OF NOTES??????
After that, it was the battle to see how long HM's endurance can last. I tink i did quite gd, normally i would be KOed in 10 min, but this time, i lasted from 9 - 4, not counting the tea and lunch breaks in between. I even finished reading one book la! Impressive, in my opinion.
Then, zhun zhun at 4pm, i fell asleep.
The woman in charge of me spotted me slping and knocked on my table. At 1st i didn't noe, thought it was part of the machine background. It was only until the 3rd knock when i realised, eh, sounds like someone is knocking on the table.
So she got convinced that i was bored to death juz by reading all those stuff and decided that i need a walk around the factory and labs to see the various machinery. Ok la, better than asking me to sit there and read abt metalization and all the various types of polymers, it's enuff to make me fall asleep.
The worst has yet to come. So i asked her when can i start work, she replied, "orh, ur laminating materials and products have not come yet, they'll probably come by next wk, so by then, u can start"
O.O U expect me to sit there and read every book u have? For 5 days somemore???
But gd thing abt my department is, they got a v.nice snack break. Today, there was a mooncake snack break, so i got free mooncake while stephanie and jasmine's department got none(wahahahahaha).
Let's pray tml becomes a better day.
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Went to watch Murder of the Inugami Family with xh and yw yesterday. It's some classic kindaichi film, except it's not abt the teenager kindaichi, but abt his grandpa.
Mood during movie: -----------^--------------------------
It went ^ becuz the corpse was rly tamade disgusting. Imagine u behead someone and put that head on a life-size doll, replacing that doll's head.
Before the movie, yw the bastard gave me a shock la.
For the first 1 hr, it was juz briefing and signing of stuff. Nth much, so when we each went off to the departments we were sent to, i was tinking, hey, maybe got sth to do liao.
So i went into the lab, self introductions lasted 5 min, and they asked me to sit down. Then, they took out a set of notes & 3 books and say i was supposed to read all these for background knowledge and for info on wad i'm supposed to do.
3 BOOKS AND A SET OF NOTES??????
After that, it was the battle to see how long HM's endurance can last. I tink i did quite gd, normally i would be KOed in 10 min, but this time, i lasted from 9 - 4, not counting the tea and lunch breaks in between. I even finished reading one book la! Impressive, in my opinion.
Then, zhun zhun at 4pm, i fell asleep.
The woman in charge of me spotted me slping and knocked on my table. At 1st i didn't noe, thought it was part of the machine background. It was only until the 3rd knock when i realised, eh, sounds like someone is knocking on the table.
So she got convinced that i was bored to death juz by reading all those stuff and decided that i need a walk around the factory and labs to see the various machinery. Ok la, better than asking me to sit there and read abt metalization and all the various types of polymers, it's enuff to make me fall asleep.
The worst has yet to come. So i asked her when can i start work, she replied, "orh, ur laminating materials and products have not come yet, they'll probably come by next wk, so by then, u can start"
O.O U expect me to sit there and read every book u have? For 5 days somemore???
But gd thing abt my department is, they got a v.nice snack break. Today, there was a mooncake snack break, so i got free mooncake while stephanie and jasmine's department got none(wahahahahaha).
Let's pray tml becomes a better day.
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Went to watch Murder of the Inugami Family with xh and yw yesterday. It's some classic kindaichi film, except it's not abt the teenager kindaichi, but abt his grandpa.
Mood during movie: -----------^--------------------------
It went ^ becuz the corpse was rly tamade disgusting. Imagine u behead someone and put that head on a life-size doll, replacing that doll's head.
Before the movie, yw the bastard gave me a shock la.
- Before eating, he suddenly searched for his pocket for movie tickets.
- Couldn't find them.
- Then he search for his bag.
- Couldn't find them either.
- He search his pocket again, while i search his bag.
- We both couldn't find them.
- I searched my pocket this time.
- Also couldn't find them.
- He went and walk around to find them.
- Turns out, they drop out when he pull out his wallet, so the tickets were lying neatly on the floor.
- If some evil guy came along, saw it and took it away, i tink i'm gonna make yw swallow all the green chilli in the big bowl.
The bastard cannot be trusted with important stuff.
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; 9:06 pm
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