2008/03/26
Something amusing happened today. Well, it kinda amused me.
Today is fire run day.
The day when we get to touch the hoses and play with water
Beforehand, the teacher warn us tt the water hoses are filled with 14 bars (14 times of atmospheric pressure) of water
So one gd hit can easily send the internal organs flying out
One should nvr point the hose at others
So he was creating a worst case scenario, whereby only one or two ppl were left to fight the fire
And have to carry tt fking big ass hose
I was voted to try it out, given my size
Was damn scared, lowered my CG as low as possible with the horse stance
The blast was big, but i held on
Heh heh heh
So LJ (Short form, not vulgarities) went and try it out
Darren was the person supporting him and the one to prevent him from being blasting back
LJ didn't hold onto the handle properly + the water was set at Jet Stream, which technically means the water has enuff power to send one flying
LJ open the hose nozzle
LJ flew backwards
LJ hit Darren
LJ and Darren flew backwards
I was 2m behind the both of them and they landed at my feet
To make things better, the stream of water shoot past CK's face
It send CK's goggles and specs flying
CK specs broke into half instantly
One casualty
Heng heng, LJ had Darren as his cushion, or he would have knocked himself harder than expected
So folks...... Never be a big ge kiang.
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8:12 pm
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2008/03/10
C*T* tutorial was seriously fked today. It was almost like this happen:
H*nry T*n uses Confuse Ray!
HM is confused!
HM attempts to answer question!
HM is confused!
HM damages himself while in a state of confusion!
HM is KOed!
Maybe it's time i start reading up.
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5:13 pm
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2008/03/04
Start of C*T* this wk. As planned, i jog my way to Chinese Garden MRT station to take the shuttle bus, it's too wasteful to take buses there. Was totally dying la, i didn't expect the lanjiao boots to be so heavy la. Keep shifting them from my back to left hand, then to right hand, then back to left hand. Was totally panting like a dog when i reached chinese garden.
First day was total bullshit, toking abt safety and etc. We did touch a bit on wat we're supposed to be learning for the next few wks, but it's only a bit.
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Tink i laughed too much at edw*rd. Today, divine retribution striked me by making me into another bai ka.
As usual, woke up in the morning.
A bit sleepy
Jog my way there.
Juz at the beginning, got these leaves blocking the lanjiao drain
Thought it was the road
Stepped on the leaves
Turns out there's a drain there
Went crashing down
Sprained ankle + injuries
Truely a double kill
Limping around like a bai ka all day.
To make things better, i was limping when i went past the checkpoint at jurong island. Immediately kena stopped by a gun-holding man who asked who i am and wat i'm here for. AND IT'S LEFT LEG SOMEMORE LA.
Truely divine retribution. I'm sry for laughing at u, edw*rd.
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Today was a stupid day. Imagine going for one whole day filled with nth but lectures abt safety.
At the end of the day, they gave this lanjiao test which one could have done easily without listening to the lectures. I juz wasted exactly 9 hrs (not counting lunch time) listening to crap.
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In my opinion, they should put a bounty on tt lanjiao terrorist's head, for eg, 3 million US dollars. This way, all 4 million singaporeans, regardless of foreign workers or sg citizens will start paying attention to watever cats or dogs that passes by them. Indeed, the most effective situation to make a singaporean pay attention is to add in the factor that makes their eyes twinkle.
See ah, if u put a bounty on his head with that amt of money, anyone will recognise him even if he juz had plastic surgery.
Money does not make the world go round, but it can stop the world from going round.
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5:10 pm
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