Went to sch at 12pm today. The EDCA 'had sth on' and had to cancel our class which normally starts at 8am and last for 3 hrs. Yea man, now tt is wat i call schooling.

So i was heading towards this LT when me and my fren got into a lift with 3 lecturers. So one of 'em started by saying, 'The Singapore Idol creators are mean, very mean'. It would be ok if he said it normally, but his accent was sooooooooooooooooo freaking angmoh, tt i almost use my laptop to whoop his face. Can't imagine him speaking chinese. Besides, i nvr did like ppl with very, very powderful angmoh accent.

Juz heard my mum said she caught a big cockroach in my room, one tt can fly. Shit, now i noe tt all insects tt we attempted, but fail to kill will come back for revenge. Cuz i came home at sat nite, and i saw this big cockroach hanging around outside my hse on the wall. Disgusted, and my principle is tt 'All insects tt cross my path will have to die', i went in, took the insecticide, sprayed at it. Tt spastic retarded creature still sticked around to smell the insecticide, before escaping quickly and taking off to the sky. Thank goodness it came at a time when i was not at home. If not ah, i wouldn't and catch it and throw it into the toilet bowl like wat my mum did. I would have make sure it split into a million pieces for even DARING TO COME INTO MY ROOM, the little twerp.

Another funny incident i rmbred tt happened in sec sch.

Incident #6: Right To Censor(Juz kidding, it's Responsible Thinking Class)

• Happened when i was sec 2.
• For no good reason, i can't bring myself to like Ms Juliana Ng, the Home Econ teacher.
• So there was one hmwk tt i purposely dun do.
• And tt bitch chased me for it for a gd o'6 months.
• Either she got nth to do or she rly got nth to do.
• In the end, on a fine morning.
• One of the dudes, or 'common customers of the RTC classroom' came to my class, looking for Yeo Han Ming.
• He told me to pack my bags and bring 'em down, saying sth abt me earning a place in RTC.
• Shit sia, wat i do?
• In the end, i found out tt Ms Juliana Ng, the bitch, got the nerve to send me to RTC for tt 6 months old hmwk.
• Faggot sia.
• I created history by entering RTC becuz of Home Econs.
• Others normally enter becuz they owe a lot of teachers hmwk, mine is i owe one and, ta dah.
• So i went there, complete the hmwk, freaking hell hand it to her and spend the rest of the day slping in there.
• I also created history by entering and leaving RTC on the same day.
• Normally, a person who enter RTC muz go there for a consecutive of 7 days, and they are not allowed to go back to their classes.
• I dun rly blame her, it was gd experience to go into RTC and see the ppl there.
• Some reasons for entering were fighting, giving teacher attitude, man, this is wat i call gaining experience from life.

If i have children in the future, i'm gonna send them to walk the same route i did, if they wan to. The route tt i walked rly opened my eyes and make my life more interesting.

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My laptop jumped off the LT table for the 2nd time today, ever since i started bringing it to NP. Freaking hell, juz becuz i twisted my body a bit and it jumped.

When it jumped, everyone was shocked. Then everyone started chanting, IBM, nth to wry, sure won't get hurted. True enough, it did not spoil even if it jumped off the table and slided off 3 steps, nor did it get scratched at all. I supposed u call this, the power of IBM? Well, as powerful as IBM can be, my heart was like, OMG................................

It ain't easy being my belonging.

i've got attitude; 9:44 pm

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Went to see X Men 3 today. Wouldn't harp on the movie, becuz although the movie is exciting, it's still sad to see Cyclops and Mystic become extras.

And as usual, pig was late, VERY LATE, thus, we missed the beginning of the movies. Fuck.

Wat was rly interesting was after the movie, when we bought KFC and sat down to tok abt old times. Apparently, it all started with pig saying tt Wong Kiow died, thus from there, we moved on to tok abt all the memorable and funny incidents tt happened in jss. Man, kinda makes it hard to believe tt we're all alrdy in different schs, moving on towards wherever we wanna go.

Memorable Incidents We Talked About.

Incident #1: The Legend of Wong Kiow

• Wong Kiow, as we noe, was the legendary teacher in JSS, nicknamed 'The Barking Dog'.
• As one of the four Heavenly Kings of JSS, he's the leader of the four.
• Known for his extremely interesting, yet scary teaching methods, he was one teacher no student in jss won't noe, regardless of those who're still in jss or those who alrdy left jss.
• He was one funny guy, though.
• When i was at 2/1, everytime during maths, we'll hear his voice first, loud and clear.
• Then we'll see a line of ppl getting outta 2/2.
• Sometimes, they'll even have the opportunity to lie down.
• Quite an interesting sight to watch.
• And his voice was quite interesting to hear.
• But he is a nice guy.
• Everytime i go near him, he'll always smile at me, whether i greeted him or not.
• Tt's y i make it a pt to smile at him whenever i see him, at least he doesn't smile at me for nth.
• Another funny incident was in 3/2.
• Allen and Emily, class monitors of our class were supposed to give him a form.
• They lost the form.
• So immediately after they said it, he shouted 'LOST? WAT DO U MEAN LOST?'
• And his voice went through the wall.
• Even after they went downstairs to continue, we could still hear his voice loud and clear.
• Even heng da said: 'Wah, if i was primary sch kid, i cry alrdy'.
• Man, he was quite a legendary teacher.
• Somehow or rather, he affected our lives, more or less.
• Muz be nice, being a teacher and every student in the sch can rmbr u clearly, regardless of whether u taught them or not.

Incident #2 The Fire Alarm

• Freaking hell, this one was one of the funniest.
• All started becuz of crab.
• It happened outside the Science lab, whereby we were outside, bored, and waiting for Mrs Chong to come.
• Dear crab, for no good reason, started pointing and laughing at the fire alarm.
• So, my hands went and poke the fire alarm, tinking tt it won't break or activate.
• The glass broke.
• RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
• I guess u can say olei.
• So, i was stunned with my mouth open.
• Cock was at the side watching with great amusement.
• Crab was laughing like siao.
• So, i went to find the OM to stop it.
• Apparently, no class was fooled by the fire alarm, except for one.
• And tt class, HAPPENED TO BE MS JENNY NG, THE DISCIPLINE MISTRESS.
• Yea, i noe, WTF.
• While OM was rigging the switches to make it stop, here comes Jenny Ng, along with her class.
• And they were frantically looking around, cuz they were the only class to come to the basketball court to assemble.
• If i wasn't in a state of panic at tt time, i might have died of laughter.
• So, lucky me, got called down to the RTC(Responsibility Thinking Class) room.
• Dear crab followed me there, insisting tt he's also at fault for this incident.
• To tell the truth, i'm quite grateful at crab for following me till the end.
• So, we went in, and there was MS JENNY NG.
• Olei.
• So she went on to say, 'I thought the one who activated the fire alarm was sec 1 or 2, but i have no idea they were actually upper sec ppl'
• Yea rite, u're juz bua song u malu, rite?
• So, punishment was caning, according to her.
• But on account of her 'generosity', she's gonna make us reflect on our actions.
• And one way to do tt, is to make posters and paste 'em beside the fire alarm to make sure no asshole did the same thing as us.
• Thus, only way for me and crab to get outta detention everyday was to design a poster.
• In the end, we made one similar to the No Smoking one, except the cigratte was replaced with a hand.
• And on it, was DO NOT TOUCH THE FIRE ALARM UNLESS NECESSARY.
• And tt bitch got the nerve to say it's too ugly, redo.
• End up, we got too lazy to redo.
• Thus, we juz stay in detention everyday until the holidays.
• Wasn't so bad, it lasted for only a month and we saw interesting cases while we were in detention.
• And for goodness-noez-wat reason, the detention ended after we came back from holidays.
• Man, at least i learnt sth from this incident.
• THE GLASS AT THE FIRE ALARM IS MADE IN A WAY, TT IT'LL BREAK EVEN IF U TAP IT LIGHTLY, SO ITCHY HANDS, BEWARE..........................

Incident#3: The Stuffed Toy

• Heard this one from jackass.
• In his class, there was one boy called Chou Sing.
• Dun ask me y, but he hangs stuffed toys on his bag, probably to act cute.
• So one day, his stuffed toy got spotted by Mei Wa.
• So Mei Wa asked if she can borrow.(*note: Mei Wa is one of those fat and ugly gals, for ppl who dunno)
• Chou Sing, with hesitation, agreed.
• Next day, Mei Wa returned it to Chou Sing.
• After she went off, Chou Sing said with disgust 'Eeee, y izzit wet?' and drop it on the floor.
• Everyone almost died of laughter.
• Theories like, she urined on it, or she masturbated on it came out.
• Man, now i thought i could have died of laughter when i heard abt tt one.
• So, guys, hanging stuffed toys on ur bag to act cute is ok, but do not be stupid enough to lend it to others.

Incident #4 Writing Chinese on an English Paper

• This one is a short one.
• We had a Geography test once.
• Plus, it was quite difficult.
• So crab, after the paper, told us he wrote chinese idioms in the paper.
• Shocked we were, predicting tt he's gonna fail.
• In the end, he passed.
• And to make things more amazing, i tink he scored better than i did in tt test.
• Man, is this wat u call, Creativity wins the battle?
• Didn't try wat he did, so too bad.
• Maybe i should try it in poly, when i have the chance XP

Still got a lot more, but either i forgot abt 'em or we didn't tok abt it. Maybe we'll get the chance to say more the next time.

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Was toking to Vanessa last nite. Looks like the poor gal kena fever, not as worse as mine, but still quite jia lat. And there was a bbq tt she paid for today, so she said if she gets better, she'll go.

Well, do u honestly tink she can recover within one day?

Worse part was, i heard from her tt the bbq was held at pasir ris. Immediately, one word came into my mind. 'Rejected'. Wat changed my mind, was tt stupid Esmine. Freaking hell, she go and call my like, 10times in one day to keep psychoing me to go to the bbq. I thought i could juz go to crab's hse to slack, before going to watch the movie. Looks like tt ain't too possible.

Should have learnt from Yi Meng, tt sucker avoided the psychoing by giving her the same reply everytime she called him, 'I got sth to settle'.

Thus, went there, came back. Nth much, rly. Now i'm busy trying to train my mind such tt i can withstand and reject Esmine's psychoing. She sure is extraodinary. Her screams can scare ppl outta their wits, and her voice got the psychic effect added to it. Wtf.

Need to study tml, common tests are coming, sian diao.

i've got attitude; 12:48 am

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Went off to see the Da Vinci Code today. Now i noe y the catholics are so upset and making a big fuss abt it. But thankfully, Jesus or any of the characters didn't pop out and give us a V sign.

But man, i thought we weren't gonna watch it at all.

• Sch released at 11.30am, half an hr early.
• Went straight home, while i still continue waiting for replies from pig and crab bros on which we should watch, MI3 or Da Vinci Code.
• Crab later phoned me to tell me sth.
• Apparently, pig doesn't wanna watch MI 3.
• Y? Easy.
• He says tt he dun wanna watch an uglier person than him acting in some daredevil show.
• Man, i thought i was gonna die of laughter.
• Fancy pig saying tt.
• So after confirming meeting place and time, i went to slp.
• Woke up at 4.20pm, with 10min to reach Yishun GV.
• Reached there at 5m.
• As usual, i was the earliest, despite being late for half an hr.
• To make things worse, stupid pig was late for the movie and we almost go in without him.
• Wtf.

By ze way, now i came up with another warped theory of mine. U see, i used to tink tt religion is juz sth created by man, to give them the false hope tt a more superior being exists, and tt superior being helps to take care of whoever believes in 'it'. So in a way, call it the mindset of weak ppl who can't believe in themselves.

Now, i realised tt my tinking is not wrong, but neither is it correct. U see, if one theory is the answer to all the qns, then we won't have wars nowadays. So in my opinion, currently, there could be a superior being living in this world, it could be a figment of ppl's imagination, we dunno for sure. Becuz ppl might have rly experienced the miracle of the superior being, or tt person might be juz plain mad. Thus, i decided.

Nothing is for certain in this world.

Makes sense, eh? In my opinion, it can even be applied to simple situations like BGRs. XD

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CATS(Creativity Applied Theory Studies) is officially announced by me as a TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. Apparently, my class teacher tinks so too.

• Last last last wk, we were given a half an hr to 1 hr break.
• Last last wk, we were released at 11.30am, half an hr early.
• Last wk, we were released at 11am, 1 hr early.
• This wk, i was late for half an hr, the teacher still took my attendance and we were released half an hr early.
• We dun have any projects to do, unlike other classes.

So basically, CATS is an easy module to score. One thing i learnt from my colleague is tt no matter wat u do, juz do not write 'CATS is a waste of time' in the feedback form or sth like tt. Well, tt asshole went to write such stuff, so in the end, instead of getting the B tt he deserve for his project, he got downgraded to a C. Some ppl are rly smart sia.

Common tests coming in roughly 2 wks time. This is when i say shit, and have to start to try and mug a bit. Well, they say it's best to score distinction in ur 1st semester for almost any subject, so let's see it i can make it.

i've got attitude; 1:09 am

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Currently blogging in class. Dun ask me y, man. Call it a way to get away from class, dotA and pokemon.

Indeed, i've been doing these activities for so long in sch, tt it starts to get kinda boring.

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Went to Crab's hse yesterday. As usual, pig and teddy bear were late, so no surprise there. Wat was rly surprising was when we enter crab's hse.

His face.

U noe abt the paper tt's used to paste on ur nose, and get rid of black heads? Well, normal ppl paste it on their nose. However, crab ain't normal at all. He got it all over his face.

This is when i salute his mum, for letting us see a rly ridiculous version of him. At least i'm not as jia lat as him, my sisters got more sense and less creativity than his mum. After which it was his bro's turn. Holy shit, the crab bros nvr fail to amaze me everyday.

Slack our way through for the rest of the day. Man, almost incurred the wrath of my mum when i reached home, no thx to crab and bro.

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Crab and i were chatting juz now. Apparently, he was criticising abt the Da Vinci Code movie, saying it might be a hell of a boring movie.

• Didn't noe how it started, but crab began saying the movie might be boring and everything.
• Suddenly, he went on to saying abt wat if, the movie was juz plainly abt searching jesus.
• And outta no reason, he moved on to saying, later the movie was abt jesus showing V sign.
• The priests and nuns showing V sign.
• God showing V sign.
• The police showing V sign.
• The villians showing V sign.
• Everyone showing V sign.
• And finally, after the credicts, Mdm Rani and Lisa also come out showing V sign.
• I was on the urge of bursting out in laughter la.
• Even reminded him tt he forgot abt Derrick, cuz watever involves Lisa muz have Derrick as well.
• So i was able to control my urge to burst out laughing, but unable to keep the smile off my face.
• Apparently, my lecturer noticed too.
• He asked me if i was watching a show, cuz i looked very amused.
• Well, dear Mr Chong, i would have asked u to gimme 10 min to myself so tt i can laugh until i shuang liao, but looking at ur face, ah, forget it.

Later on, my frens asked me wat was amusing me. Told 'em wat happened, and i added tt if god came down and gimme a V sign, i would have converted to Christinity straightaway.

So, who wanna go watch Da Vinci Code this wed?

i've got attitude; 1:26 pm

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Worked hard at thursday nite chionging the stupid freaking piece of *tooooot* MOL(Maths OnLine) becuz i completely nvr do it during the days when i was sick. In fact, i chionged so much tt i did it till 1am.

In the end, i overslept. When i arrived in class at a state of panic, an unbelievable scene reached my eyes.

I was one of the earliest to arrive.

Later, i found out tt the suckers didn't show up for class becuz:

1. They didn't do their MOLs, so they decided to pon.
2. By ponning, they only need to show up at 2pm, becuz of the 4hr break in btw our lessons.
3. They wanna slp.

So 4hrs of break was enough for me to play pokemon again. Man, i muz be rly getting affected by cock's aura.

During practical, we were making aspirin and 2 of my classmates happened to be sick. Heh heh, best victims for testing, eh.

One part involved waiting for the reactants to react in a certain temp. so while me and partner waited it out, we made some interesting observations abt the pair next to us. One was violently scratching the side of the flask, whereas the other did it slow and steady. So according to our observations,

• The first guy gets into the mood of having s** easily and is one hell of a violent guy.
• The 2nd guy does it slowly and starts off with scratching the p****.

Man, moment i go to np, i became a big fat pervert like pig, Freak him, man.

Speaking of pervert, i was given the honour of seeing a gal's upskirt in class. Shit sia, even goddess cannot atone for my sins.

• Happened when she came into class.
• She sat down.
• I was sitting at the opposite side of her, facing her.
• At first she placed her bag on her lap.
• Couldn't see a thing.
• After tt, she removed her bag to take sth outta it.
• And i was stunned, cuz i saw it all.
• Colour: White.
• After which she put her bag back.
• I was very tempted to bend down and continue watching.

To make things worse, she's one very chio gal from mass com. Now even crab can't atone for my sins.

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Went to the JJC Talentine concert after my lessons. I thought i was gonna be late, but i was wrong big time, man.

Cuz i took 154 from np all the way to jp to meet jy, ahmad and ju, so i thought i was gonna be late. Afterall, the journey did take 45min. In the end, when i arrived, no one was there, so i came to the conclusion tt i was the earliest.

Talentine was quite ok, saw a lot of familiar ppl there, but i thought, jjc muz be making big money outta it. Tickets were sold at $10 each, and to make things better, a lot of ppl showed up for it. Shocking sia, in my opinion.

Wat was rly interesting was during the break.

• Sat there, nth to do.
• Suddenly, one gal behind me burst out; 'Yuko, i'll be supporting u!!!!!!!!!!!'
• Got shocked and i looked ahead.
• Yuko was standing there.
• My mouth opened bigger than i thought.
• She was in thick makeup, and apparently, she was performing for the dance category.
• I was tinking, ok, i'm gonna support her group, not xinrui's group anymore.
• Turns out, she was IN xinrui's group.
• And my mouth opened even bigger.
• After tt, i saw her when the whole show's over.
• Got saboed by ahmad and ju to go nearer to her.
• Turns out, she still recognised me.
• Got furthered saboed by ahmad to take a photo of me and her.
• Wtf.
• But in the end, i did get a photo with her, along with ahmad.
• Now i'm nvr gonna go for any jjc events again.

Hey, she's all in the past, so no sarcastic remarks abt her or me, ok.

But talentine's singing part was kinda boring. If they put the dancing part at the beginning, everyone will go off for dinner after the dancing part, then come back a lot later for the prize presentation.

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U like, u also got trouble. U dun like, u also got trouble. If tt's the case, then flip a coin la.

i've got attitude; 10:32 pm

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Went to sch in a state of panic. Couldn't log into the MOL to do my maths hmwk becuz i forgot the password. And i've nvr even touched ANY of the exercises there. Cuz it's either my com was spoilt, with my laptop having those beep beep sounds or becuz i was sick.

So, during break, when i was alrdy feeling despair, i tried to log in again. First, i tried the original password 123456. Flopped, as i changed the password and forgot abt it. Then i got so freaking du lan, tt i reversed it and type in 654321.

It logged in.

Faggot sia, and at last min, it actually got me in. So for the last 2 hrs before the DEADLINE, i was chionging it and trying to get it done. But due to the fact tt there were too many of 'em...........

So eventually, i ended up playing pokemon. Not bad, eh.

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Dragon boat training later on. So i went there, and i can confirm one fact.I have not fully recovered from the stupid freaking fever last wk.

How i found tt out was quite simple. We had a 6km run for warm up. And straight after the 6km run, i vomited(And man, i could still taste the char kuey teow) on the grass. And suddenly, all my energy seem to have drained away.

After tt, i could barely continue running or do any of the physical training. Now this, is when u say, SHIT U, GERMS. Juz when i thought i've recovered, i end up getting worse. Man, it is juz not my day.

And so, ends my day report. Mum is currently pestering me to go bathe, man, i alrdy bathe at sch, so y bother?

i've got attitude; 10:09 pm

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I hereby thank everyone for voting SAC, if not for u guys here, then.........Wait, even if u guys didn't vote for SAC, i'm still not gonna die.

SAC = Stay Alive, Cow

And thus, i've made a FULL RECOVERY. Man, 3 days of fever sure is enough to make my brain go a bit siao siao, but still, i retained more of my senses and logic. Not bad, for someone like me. And i had to tell ya, having a fever for 3 days ain't easy(3 days as in not counting the nites, becuz at nite, the fever went away for a short vacation before coming back to haunt me). U lie in the bed, feeling everything spinning and burning, and some kinda weird illusions pop out and u gotta differentiate whether tt is reality or not. Tt's y, it's best to be well. Naturally, i'll nvr ever slp in the sun with freaking wet clothes again.

A total of 6 visitors came to visit me on friday, some eager to see if i've entered the coffin, some tinking tt i might have entered the coffin, others juz to kick me into the coffin. Seems like my life got absolutely NTH to do with the coffin at this stage of life, so guys, DREAM ON XD. So the ppl who came included animals from animal gang, ppl from the neighbourhood and ppl from NP.

The animal gang ppl came, for wat reason, i do not noe but to check if i'm alive or not. Apparently, crab was running from the wrath of his mum as well, so u can call my hse a temporary shelter. Afterwhich the big fat teddy bear and pig came over to slack around, before we head over to 399 for a round of DotA. My neighbour came too, and him, me and teddy bear formed a team.

Seems like the theory btw crab and pig is true afterall. In Gunbound, we learnt tt when those 2 are paired up, some things will happen.

1. Their skills will sux like hell, despite the fact tt it ain't their true skills.
2. They got absolutely no sense of teamwork at all.
3. They argue like siao.
4. They got thrashed like filthy imbeciles.

And to further test tt theory, we played 2 rounds, both of 'em with the 2 of 'em in the same team. And man, the experiment has proved tt the theory btw crab and pig is VERY TRUE afterall. So next time u wanna thrash 'em, juz put 'em in the same team.

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The other 2 siao kias, one Ah Meng and one potianak came to visit at roughly 11pm. They called to say they were coming at 9pm, and i assumed they will reach here at 10pm. But too bad i forget to count in the percentage of them getting lost on their way to my hse. Wat's worse, was tt i forgot to count in the fact tt it's esmine we're dealing with.

So the two of 'em came over, the potianak displayed her banshee abilities and man, it's abt to be midnite, so can't cha keep it down? Anyways, both confirmed the fact tt i was alive, which means tt my peaceful nites are finally over. Y? Becuz SOMEBODY is gonna call me to tok again.

This is one time when i feel it's better for me when i'm sick.

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Monday

Started sch, went to sch, as usual, the 154 was stuffed full of NP and SIM students, even at my stop. Wish the SBS service got more sense to provide more 154s everyday, guess they'll be telling me the same thing i've been telling everybody; DREAM ON.

So, my fellow classmates were surprised to see me. Some were convinced tt i've gone on vacation for gd, some tinking i pon sch like siao. Others, knew tt i was sick. Man, i'm sooooooo gonna laugh in their face when they get sick this way round.

Looks like i didn't miss out much, apparently, nth much was covered. Juz for the exception of maths, the LKK goes at a freakingly fast rate. One lesson and she can alrdy cover so many pages. Wtf sia.

And so, off to a new wk, with dragon boat training tml. Man, can they lighten the training for me? I juz barely recovered............

To be well, is not a sin. To be sick, is not a sin either. Wat rly is a sin is to pretend to be one when ur condition is the opposite.

i've got attitude; 10:00 pm

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Temperature is still at the dangerous stage of 37.3 degrees, meaning tt it could bounce back to a 39 degrees anytime. So in the meantime, i'm rdy to face any kind of trial tt i have to go thru tml.

Was asleep for a while juz now, thx to the drowsiness of my medicine. During tt period, mum went out to Jurong East to 'do something', so when she woke me up, i swear, i got the biggest shock of my life.

Her eyebrows.

Obviously, my mum did not learn her lesson from last time. Last time she went and trim her eyebrows, she came back looking like Wong Kiow's sister, except tt her eyebrows aren't nike shaped. At tt time, the whole family almost died of laughter. In fact, my er jie took quite a no. of photos at tt time. After tt time, my er jie will bring my mum to where she trim her eyebrows, so tt my mum won't get her eyebrows trimmed like Wong Kiow's again.

But today, my mum got persuaded by 3 other frens of hers to go trim eyebrows together. I'm not sure if her frens got the same effects, but my mum came back looking like Wong Kiow's sister again. Wat can i say, i got a cute mum.

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True enough, my disappearance from sch ain't gonna be gd. Cuz the moment i go back, i got a nice load of hmwk waiting for me, online and offline. These include:

1. Lots of revision exercises from MOL.
2. Some tutorials tt the lecturers finished going through, and i dunno a shit abt 'em.
3. Make-up practicals(If i get to make up for my missing practical) to attend.

As u can see, ranked no.1 is the MOL thingy. During the period when my fellow classmates were doing 'em, my laptop was spoilt and could only go beep beep at tt time, so i got no choice but to watch 'em do. Now, i have to start doing 'em or they're gonna stack until so freaking high, i won't even noe wat hit me when they fell down.

i've got attitude; 8:25 pm

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OK, i admit, it was my fault for wearing wet clothes and slping under the sun. Plus, i shouldn't have even gone to Sentosa. Instead, i should have juz stick around at home and be a watchdog, like wat i promised mum. So, i believed i've apologised a thousand times.

And yet, my FREAKING FEVER refuses to hear any of 'em and gives me one hell of an attitude. Even the docs can't tame it, and all of 'em are convinced tt rest is the only thing tt can get rid of it. For the past 3 days, the trend has been the same.

• Woke up early in the morning with a body temp. of at least 38.9degrees celsius.
• Unable to go to sch as everything is dizzy and feels like everything is burning.
• After eating medicine, will start to sweat like shit.
• After sweating for 4 hrs, temp. drops to 37-38 degrees celsius.
• But temp. does not drop below 37 degrees celsius.
• So i go to slp, and the same o'thing happens the next morning.

Went to see the doc again, a different one this time. I'm starting to get very pissed off at the guy doc at the clinic. Tt asshole is a bit unprofessional. He juz assigns medicine according to wat he sees, and charges u money for it. And so, his medicine did not succeed in making me well, but somehow or rather, caused me to become worse. So i went to the clinic again today and thank goddess, it was the female doc on duty.

As me and mum waited outside, i was starting to get rly worried tt i got bitten by an Ades mosquito. I dunno wat symptoms i'll have, but the fever tt refuses to go down is worrying me big time. First time i get a fever tt is so reluctant to be cured. Becuz of it, i had to miss 3 days of sch. Not tt i'm complaining, but i can predict a huge load of hmwk and things to do the moment i get back to sch.

So doc said it's becuz of the sun, says i need lots of water and rest and medicine muz be taken regularly. Man, all docs say the same thing.

Actually, it's quite a miracle i can still blog now. U see, i took 4 different kinds of medicine and all 4 of 'em has the drowsy effect. By right, i ought to have collapse and drop dead on my bed for some time.

i've got attitude; 3:44 pm

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Freaking hell FELL SICK AGAIN, damn it. From a flu, it has developed into a fever, so i can now seriously say tt it ain't gd for a person to wear wet clothes and slp under the sun.

And tt happened to be the thing tt i did when i went to sentosa. Maybe i shouldn't have gotten into the sea and juz stick to slping under the sun. And apparently, i found out quite a lot of interesting things while i visited the doc today.

• Normal human body temp: 36-37 degrees celsius.
• My body temp: 35-36 degrees celsius.
• One degree lower than normal human beings.
• In other words, fevers tt i get are 1 degree lower than normal human beings.
• But if i get a fever the same as a normal human being, it is enough to weaken me like shit.

I still rmbred the SARS thingy in s'pore, whereby we have to take our temp. everyday in sch. And true enough, my body temp. is always btw 35-36degrees celsius. Even crab o'buddy sayz i'm a bit siao siao one. Well, wat to do?

To make things worse, i woke up today with a nice body temp. of 39.4 degrees. Freaking hell, in my opinion, moment i saw tt, i blurted out, 'lao ma, save me........'Man, even mum thought the battle i fought has gotta be one of the worse ones. My body temp. was 35.9 degrees celsius last nite, and it suddenly jumped to 39.4 degrees. Ain't tt great.

This is a case whereby i 'can't stand the heat, but i can't get outta the kitchen either'

i've got attitude; 8:43 pm

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Man, a series of events happened in sch. To be precise, i experienced a series of events and once again, i learnt tt we, fellow humans, should nvr underestimate anything tt we come across.

Tuesday(A truely memorable day)

Went to sch as normal. But i got freaked up big time by the stupid ****ing piece of ****ed up laptop of mine. On it, and it goes beep beep, then whenever u press a key, it goes beep. And finally, when u shut it down, it ends off with a high pitched beep.

I seriously tink the laptop is testing me, to see if i'll truely take it and slammed it onto the floor.

And thus, lessons ended at 3.30pm, with a total of 2 hrs for me to hang around sch and wait for dragon boat training. To make things worse, i can't play dotA on my laptop, now tt my laptop can only go beep beep. So, i resorted to, THE LAST RESORT.

Slept in the library and there's no one to disturb me. Tt is wat u call a sch XD

Afterwhich it was dragon boat training. After i went through it, i have to admit. IT IS TOUGHER THAN I THOUGHT............ No wonder everyone who heard tt i'm going to dragon boat sayz i'm not gonna stay there for long. Even i am starting to tink wat they say is coming true.

All i could rmbr is the no. of rounds we went around the stadium, the no. of pumpings we did, the no. of mini exercises(mini, yet draining my stamina like water) we did. Man, i still got the illusion tt i'm still running when i was lying on my bed. Indeed, it's rly a training tt's not to be underestimated. To make things worse, the senior ended the day by telling us wat we did tt day was only abt 20% of an actual training. To round off everything, they send each and everyone of us into the baby pool to wash ourselves, and most of us didn't bring a SPARE UNDERWEAR. Spare clothings, yep, BUT SPARE UNDERWEAR?

In the end, i was forced with the option to dry the underwear a bit before wearing it and rushing home quickly. Man, from now on, priority is not spare clothing, but SPARE UNDERWEARS.

Now i can suddenly see a Mount Everest in front of my route to 6 pack. No, it might be even higher than Mount Everest............

And folks, all i have to say is for a guy like me who has some stamina, this training practically left me with stomach, leg, thigh and arm cramps all over. No wonder even Ahmad quitted, only superman and wonderwoman can survive such training. And i can see quite a lot of supermen and wonderwomen inside Dragon Boating.

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Wednesday(A really stupid day)

Got Sports and Wellness for the first 2 hrs. Wat makes it rly stupid was tt we were doing canoe polo, and tt all the equipment were locked up, and the security guard has it, and the security guard didn't come on tt day.

So while we sat there and chat, we were tinking, heng sia, when we saw the poor dudes who chose other sports running around the stadium again and again and again. And i've not rly recovered from all those cramps.

So, we played a bit of monkey(in the swimming pool) with some polo ball we found(The canoe polo cca ppl probably forgot to lock it up) before lessons ended. And since we got into the pool with our clothes on(The canoe polo rules, dun ask me y), 2 poor dudes didn't bring spare underwears becuz they didn't tink we'll be getting inside the pool on the 1st lesson.

I supposed they ended up like the tuesday me.

So, next and final lesson is CATS(Creativity sth sth sth)

I dun even wanna noe y such a module exist, going to it is rly one of the most stupid things i've ever done. Currently, we went there to learn to 'look things from another angle' and to 'look out of the box'. Tt's y i said it's stupid. Creativity is not sth tt can be taught, it's sth tt muz be nurtured when we were wee kiddies. So if i have a kid in the future, i'm gonna teach him 1 + 1 = 13.

U muz noe, creativity and logic cannot mix.

So i went home to call the lenovo ppl to repaired tt strucked up piece of scrap metal, tinking they can come immediately. Well, it wasn't so bad, cuz they said they could only come on thursday. It wasn't so bad, but i got lessons on thursday. Only thought in my mind to allow tt to happened is one word; PON.

Oh ya, i'm released at 12pm on wednesdays XD

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Thursday(Short, tooty, dotz day)

So wad do u noe? I rly ended up ponning sch.

Waited for lenovo ppl to come, and to tink i rly thought they'll come at 2pm on the dot.

The person came at 3.45pm.

I supposed tt's y they labelled the timing as '2pm - 4pm'. So the person came, took a look at the laptop, immediately started changing the whole keyboard and wah lah, laptop is functioning. I'm impressed with the effectiveness and efficiency, but i'm not so impressed with the fact tt y do i have to be so suey, kena the 1 defective product outta the 100 effective ones. I'm starting to wonder if all my luck has rly been used up in the JAE.

And thus, due to the fact tt cramps were still there, i ended up not going for dragon boat training. Man, at the rate i'm going, i might as well take another route and stop climbing Mount Everest.

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Mum was asking me y i withdraw so much money from the bank the moment i entered poly. Well, i did have one explaination for her, tt is to blame NP.

When i was at Panasonic, my colleague tend to help me outta situations whereby it wasn't my fault. So everytime i'll ask him, whose fault izzit? He immediately pointed upwards and say, Panasonic's fault. So when u dunno who to blame, blame the one who has the most authority. Not bad, eh?

Remember, it is always not ur fault, it's the world's fault!





i've got attitude; 12:47 am

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