Dreamt abt another cockroach last nite. This time, the cockroach has some kinda thick armour and is immune to insecticides. So no matter how much i used my 2 cans of insecticide to attack it, it moves around as if air is hitting it.

So i screamed for mum, and she pop outta nowhere with her favourite weapon: sth used to smack houseflies.

And one smack on the cockroach, the cockroach's armour split into pieces and it got smashed into pieces as well. Then i woke up.

Will someone stop the cockroaches from popping into my dream? Starting to piss me off.

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E.drive back in order, yesh. Now i can resume my dls.

But shitty thing is, i might have been dling too much, becuz the amt of space left inside it is 30Gb. And it has 250Gb worth of memory. Time i start deleting some of 'em???

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Went to Esmine's ballet performance juz now. So-called-ballet-performance.

Cuz i go there, and i only see her pop out for roughly 3 min, and the whole performance was 3 freaking hrs. Bad part was, it's more towards chinese dance than ballet. Gd part was, there were a couple of hip hop dances and i have to admit, they're rly gd.

Next time, if she wan me to go, she's gonna pay for my tickets and transportation fee.

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Will be going to the sentosa camp on wednesday. Damn ridiculous la. First things first, they dun give us a packing list. Ok, nvr mind. 2nd things 2nd, THEY WAN US TO REPORT AT 8PM TO GO NP TO SLP.

SIAO RITE?????????????? i rather slp at home ah.

Shall train myself to be not so blur in the morning, so as not to fall into such tricks again. This time was a gd enough lesson=.=

i've got attitude; 4:58 am

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Saw the lottery tickets in the dustbin. Apparently, mum checked 'em, they didn't win her any money, so she juz dumped 'em in the dustbin.

Which leads me to tink, lottery tickets sure live a sad life. Only 10 get to live slightly better lifes, and only 1 gets to be king.

When u're a lottery ticket, ur life is either

• worth 1.5 million bucks.
• or worth a few thousand bucks.
• or worth a few hundred bucks.
• or worth peanuts.
• or worth storing and being used as fuel on midautumn festival.

Which leads me to tink further, even if the 1 is worth 1.5 million bucks will eventually be returned back to the recycle centre or the incinerating plant once the money's in the bag.

Hell sia, bunch of pitiful beings.

i've got attitude; 7:50 pm

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Dreamt abt myself killing this ultra big cockroach in the bathroom. Holy shit, man.

It is no ordinary cockroach, its size is 3 quarters of ur palm, and it has evolved to the stage whereby it can spin some kinda web to trap other insects. Ok, now maybe it ain't a cockroach, but more of a hybrid btw a cockroach and a spider.

I muz be cracking up from studying!!

i've got attitude; 3:30 pm

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My 100th post for this one. Cheers.

A yr has passed by since i last started this blog. Damn, only shitty part is the blogskin has changed, though the stories are frequently updated.

Maybe it's time i try to create one myself?

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Currently in exam period. Damn.

In primary sch, we learnt tt photosynthesis was 'the production of oxygen from plants by absorbing carbon dioxide when there's sunlight'. So when i studied Organic And Bio Chem, i'm like, damn du lan.

They say nooooooooooooooooooo, it's not juz producing oxygen. It also consists of wat, ATP, NADPH, and a lot of shitty things. At first i didn't even tink abt studying for it, but since the qns on photosynthesis came out for the last few papers, i was tinking it might come out again.

In the end, didn't come out. Man, i rly sux when it comes to spotting exam qns.

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Was tinking recently abt the letter 'F'. I tink when the person created english alphabets, he purposely made the letter 'F' associated with words like, Fail, Flop, Flunk, F***!!!

He muz have thought it's a big joke to associate one letter with so many words of the same meaning.

If i get to create my own language one day, everyone on the streets will go moooooooooooooo.

i've got attitude; 12:41 am

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Can't get to slp juz now. So i saw this FHM lying around, decided to flip a few pages and read it. And to my utter shock, i saw a familiar face in it.

There's this gal posing for some motorbike advertisement. Her name is the same as the gal from my IS module class, her face looks the same, and her hairstyle looks the same too.

CRAP, IT IS HER.

Ok, i was born tinking tt an ordinary person like me definitely won't noe any would-be-actors or models watsoever. So suddenly, i found this gal from IS module inside a FHM magazine.

Damn, it's time i changed my tinking.

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i've got attitude; 3:14 am

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Can't get to slp currently becuz of two issues. First is becuz i need to study icbe and make sure watever things i dunno, i better ask chong kin hoe by tml. 2nd is my hair is rly short, i am considering not going to sch at all.

As i look at my past yr photos, i realised tt it's been a while since i cut my hair this short, and hell, it looks damn different from the other photos.

To make things better, my da jie was commenting abt my face and the hair together. So she said:

'If ppl saw only ur face and hair, not ur height or sth, they will be tinking y a lower sec sch student is in np wearing home clothes.'

CRAP LA...........

Baby face + this-short-and-qualifies-for-sec-sch-standard-hair = WTF

Maybe i shouldn't go to sch tml. I can't even get to slp becuz of this issue. Damn it, i will definitely not go around telling the hair dresser to cut it short and spike. Long and spike, might be a bit better, i guess.

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My maths teacher got a weird habit. And it pisses me off big time, becuz it involves me in it. Ever since she saw me, she kept calling me 'Han Min, Han Min'. Sounds damn gay and galish la, so got one time i bua ta han, and told her: 'Teacher, my name is Han Ming, not Han Min.'

And she said: 'Nvr mind, Han Min, go back to ur seat.'

WTF?????????????????? If not for the fact tt she's older than me, i would have probably smacked her by now.

And thus, my frens also call me Han Min. Pls, dun call me by tt sissy name, i ain't gay enough for it.

i've got attitude; 2:30 am

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Gone is my hair, and come is my new hairstyle.

Went to clementi yesterday in search of the hairdresser tt moved there. Well, i have to say, i like the way she cut my hair, so i die die also wan her to cut.

In the end, got fed up of searching, was starting to get du lan over my long hair and anyhow went into some hairdresser shop to cut hair. So i told the person: Cut it short and spike, before going to slp.

When i woke up, i was in some kinda shock, becuz firstly, i didn't expect her to cut it this short. 2ndly is becuz it didn't look like a lot of hair was cut off, judging from the hair on my body, but a lot was gone from the head.

Well, i guess the only gd part was tt my head is a lot lighter now.

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Had this %$#&ing dream abt this gal again, and i swear, i've nvr freaking hell seee her before in my entire life. Yet she comes into my dreams, dunno do wat shit, and when i wake up, all i can rmbr is i dreamt abt her, and i can't seem to rmbr abt her face, body features or anything at all.

If this was caused becuz of me slping early, then i muz definitely stop slping early from now on. Cuz normally if i was tired, i will at least wait till 10+ before i slpt. But last nite was damn weird, i was knocked out and slping on the bed at 9+. Even when pig called, i juz woke up, look at the miss call on my HP and instantly went back to slp.

Damn, who is tt gal???????

i've got attitude; 3:33 pm

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Hell sia, adult fare is starting to piss me off big time. All i did was to travel around s'pore once or twice, maybe thrice and $20 in it got reduced to a few bucks.

WHERE IS MY STUDENT EZ-LINK CARD???????????? GIMME BACK...............................

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Crab's dad should seriously consider being a comedian. He would be better than jack neo or mark lee.

Two memorable jokes he made:

At the hospital

Crab needs to carry the drip thingy everywhere, and u can tell it was quite a bother. So his dad said:

'Y bother waiting for the drip to drip finish? Juz take the straw out and suck on it la'

At home

Crab's mum agreed to let him sign up for starhub network, but the problem was which connection to sign up for, slow, medium or fast. His dad said:

'My budge is $20.'

*note: Signing up costs a lot more than $20. And after tt, when we ask him for opinions, he gave his same reply:

'My budget is $20'

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i've got attitude; 7:46 pm

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Tink i had a nightmare last nite. Totally forgot wat it was abt, but one thing's for sure, it was a nightmare. Cuz i suddenly woke up at 9+ in the morning, fully consious tt i was awake, before i went back to slp in 30 s time.

And i did had another dream from 9+ to 1+, though i can't rmbr both dreams now.

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i've got attitude; 11:36 pm

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Becuz of one phone call on fri morning, i juz realised that i totally can't work at all during september.

First wk: Camp
2nd wk: Chalet
3rd wk: Chalet(maybe)
4th wk: Overseas sch trip(Does Johor count?)

And so, esmine called me early in the morning. And when i juz woke up, i'm in a state of mind whereby i can't differentiate wat's going on, so i will either answer anything, or huh??? So, she popped the million dollar qn.

'We're signing up for a treasure hunt camp at sentosa, u wanna go?'

And my next answer was anything.

And before u noe it, she asked my student id. At first, i fell asleep again, until she screamed into the phone, i gave her my student id in a desperate attempt to be allowed some peace and quiet and yep, peace and quiet was ensured after my student id was given to her.

So when i woke up, as in, fully consious of my actions, i went and ask her the 1 dollar qn.

'Y u ask me for my student id in the morning?'

'Huh? For signing u up for the treasure hunt camp la.'

U can imagine the kinda shock i was feeling next.

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Went out with jc frens on tues. Well, nth much has changed abt 'em, i guess. The only thing tt's changed is chin yee's hair. Freaking shocking, in my opinion. I've seen gals with spike hair, but hers had the ability to laugh like siao la.

• Was on my way to Woodlands.
• Halfway, felt a big one coming.
• And yep, it was a big one.
• So bo bian, go toilet tok business with toilet bowl first.
• And when i came out, the whole gang was standing outside of the toilet.
• Now this, is gd timing.
• So they walk around Causeway point, tinking abt wat to eat.
• And best part was, since it was a halfday for students, they all went to causeway pt to eat as well.
• In the end, it's still pastamania.
• So, after lunch, we head over to Orchard.
• Did a bit of window shopping here and there.
• We are poor people afterall.
• But i left early becuz i needed to go Lavender update passport.

It's gd to see 'em before a'lvls. Doubt i'll have the chance until............85 days later?????

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Wed's NDP's fireworks was great. In fact, this yr's NDP was almost flawless except for 2 parts. First, is tt it's too short. 2nd, is tt it freaking hell played Lord of the Rings music.

Eh, u ppl bother to compose songs for NDP, but not music ah??? Y, of all musics, to u have to use Lord of the Rings? Ridiculous sia.

And yep, S R Nathan didn't go around throwing pratas at ppl. Dun tink too much, crab.

i've got attitude; 2:13 am

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Things are not what they appear to be..............

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Freaking hell caught myself a damn flu. Yep, this flu is so deadly, tt my mucus has been flowing through my nose nonstop for the past 2 days.

So when i went to sch today, i looked and realised tt i ain't the only one.

• One guy got flu and was coughing like he got lung cancer.
• A gal got a slight cough and was dripping mucus like siao.
• A guy was sneezing the whole day.
• 2 gals were dripping mucus from their nose like me.

Now this is wat i called class spirit. Even when we fall sick, we do it together.

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i've got attitude; 9:36 pm

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Due to unforseen circumstances tt i failed to predict, i didn't go IMH to do volunteer work today.

(YESH!!!!!!!)

Which makes me tink, y does IMH need volunteers in the first place when they got docs and nurses there. Pretty weird, eh.

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Crab, pig and prawn came over today. Crab is a rly damn stupid guy who juz dunno how to refuse a gal's requests. Man, didn't he hear of sth called Equivalent Trade? It means tt something of the same value muz be presented to exchange for another thing of the same value. And since he wanna help the gal burn discs, the gal muz at the least give him a b******, rite?

Besides, it's ME doing the burning, which means tt i should be the one receiving it, not him.

So, the funny thing was, crab called pig early in the morning to ask where pig was. Even more amazing was, they told pig they were alrdy here, when they were still at home. And pig rush here and saw tt i was still slping and the seafood bros are nowhere to be found.

Man, it's getting easy to trick pig nowadays.

Supposedly, i was to go down to the polyclinic to take a blood test. But i couldn't wake up, so too bad, so sad, didn't go. Somehow or rather, i tink i alrdy noe my blood type. I muz be an AB type, becuz they say all AB types are lazy and luvs to slp. Kinda sounds like me, eh.

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Wat is between a sunflower and me?

i've got attitude; 3:19 am

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Will be going to IMH this sat to do some volunteer work.

Ok, i did say i wanna do volunteer work to kill some time, but there are so many places tt need volunteers. U got the Home for the Elderly, u got the orphans' house, etc. So y, of all places, IMH?

The only thing i'm scared of is tt i go in there, they freaking hell mistake me for one of the patients there and before u noe it, i'm gonna be struck there forever.

And since it's me we're toking abt, i believe the percentage of tt happening is a lot higher than we tink it is.

Emergency Methods to Escape Outta IMH

1. Get ready to call a person to come save u anytime.
2. Run till ur heart stops, till u overtake the wind.
3. Pretend to drop dead, and when they're busy panicking, make a run for it.
4. Learn the ninjutsu of passing through walls.
5. Be violent and force ur way out.
6. Stay there, be nice and make frens with the patients. Then, escape with the patients when the docs aren't expecting it.

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Mum is currently back in the korean drama mood. Thx to crab who lent her the 'Last Dance With Me' VCDs, u find her watching TV attentively again.

And i thought only Da Chang Jin got tt kind of power to sway my mum's attention.

And so, i managed to sneak up to her a total of 6 times without her noticing, before i touch her arm and she practically jumped up from the sofa.

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Money isn't important. Love is. Fortunately, i love money.

i've got attitude; 1:27 am

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Cheers, man. Finally 18.

I juz realised tt birthdays are the best times to see if ppl still remembers u. In fact, i discovered that even those who-i-thought-have-forgotten-abt-me still rmbred my name, my bday and my age. Holy shit, man, is it coincidence or sth else?

I prefer to tink it as coincidence, though.

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I'm starting to have phobia for going to the toilet with one whole group of guys. Well, i'm probably responsible for this, but i can't help it.

• So whenever we go into the toilet together, i'm one of the first few ones to finish.
• And those who're still taking their own sweet time, i went to make fun of 'em.
• While they're standing in front of the urinal having the time of their lives.
• I went to pull their bags.
• So u can imagine how hard they panic.
• And u can also imagine how hard i was laughing after tt.
• And thus, they sought to get their revenge.
• Making me having no choice but to go inside cubicals.
• And it would seem tt the walls of the cubicals did little to douse their fiery desire for revenge.
• Several times, either water or hands would come over.
• But despite tt, i still continued to either pull or push 'em when they were standing in front of the urinals.
• Resulting in them, not do their business with me.
• And whenever i enter the toilet.
• They all entered and eagerly waited for the chance.
• And thus, everytime i entered the toilet.
• I had to make sure i was either alone or with a not-so-vengeful person.

And on tuesday, my official birthday, i found myself being whacked like, 162 times by my classmates. Crap sia, if one more person came along, u would probably have to visit me at the hospital.

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Now tt my bday is over, esmine's calls are starting to come in again. Man, tt gal seriously got a big time problem sia.

She called yesterday, she called today, and she's probably gonna be calling for the next few days until she gets herself a stead to distract her. Ok, i'm sorry tt i got more female hormones than male hormones in my body, and i'm sry tt i can communicate as a sister with gals, but hell, surely u ppl dun have to call me every single day to report ur status??? This ain't the army, man.

And today, i pon S & W for the first time ever, since it started. Even if i went, it'll probably be as ridiculous as the last 3 weeks.

3 weeks ago, wednesday.

• Went to sch at 8am.
• For sports and wellness.
• The sport i was taking part in was canoe polo.
• And i went there, saw the swimming pool.
• Was tinking y the boats weren't carried out yet.
• And sadly, the boats were sent for repairs, every single one of 'em.
• So we played a bit of passing before the teacher released us.
• And she released us 1 hr early.
• U can imagine how shocked we were.

2 weeks ago, wednesday.

• Went to sch at 8am.
• For sports and wellness.
• Again, i saw the swimming pool.
• And was tinking y the boats weren't carried out yet.
• And some part of my brain said the boats probably weren't back yet.
• But majority said the boats muz be still inside the storeroom, waiting for ppl to carry 'em out.
• So i went there.
• And hell, the boats were still at repairs.
• So we went swimming, shoot some goals before being released 1 hr early.
• ....................................

1 week ago, wednesday

• Went to sch at 8am.
• For sports and wellness.
• Was tinking, it's been so long, the boats muz be back.
• And saw the swimming pool.
• Boats weren't out yet.
• 49% of my brain told me the boats muz be still at repairs.
• 51% gave me the hope that the boats are back and inside the storeroom.
• So i went there.
• And it looks like the 49% was right.
• And we practically slack there, toking to each other.
• Before we were released 1 hr early.

And thus, i decided to pon today's lesson. Besides, today was only S & W, CATS ended last wk, which was damn sad. Last wk, i went to CATS telling myself, i muz pon the last lesson of CATS. And hell, the moment i go in, the teacher told us:

'Today is the last lesson of CATS'

WTF????????????????

From now on, u people shall noe me as Mr Bad Timing.

i've got attitude; 1:36 am

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