2007/12/31
As the year approaches the end, it starts to make me tink back abt how much has happened this yr. Always ah, when it comes to the yr end, ppl will always say the same sentence: "So fast a yr has passed". I'm no different, man. Everyone i've met or saw told me the same sentence, including the chicken rice stall's uncle.
As the yr starts to end, i start to tink back abt the memorable events tt happened to me, and i thought, wah lan, my life is actually quite colourful and exciting. Looks like i'm not gonna wan to die anytime soon. I'm a greedy person afterall.
Memorable Events That Happened in Year 2007
Flunking Biomolecular Science and having to retake it
Seeing YW go into the hospital for the first time
Seeing YW enter the operation theatre for the first time
Seeing YW come out in a ridiculous state for the umpteen time
Hearing abt WS and Kok's A'LVL results
Seeing XH's life force being sucked out
Going to Sabah and almost getting myself killed there
Having frens who were very enthuastic abt celebrating my bdae when i didnt feel it was necessary to celebrate it at all
Going clubbing for the first time in my life
Going clubbing consecutively after the first time
Losing $20 over in a mahjong session when we were playing for very low amt of money like one tai for 10 cents
Finding out tt ppl have a trend to have a same word twice in their names(Eg: K*nju K*nju Sh*ne, M*n Sw* Sw*, My* My* S*n)
Seeing how ppl can gamble their coffin money away
Well, as u can see it, i'm a simple man, so these simple events are gd enuff to make me rmbr them. Wanted to add in world news, but fk, forgot most of them, so forget it.
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Goodbye, 2007, We shall nvr see each other again, so dun bother to come and look for me. XD
Fk, 2008 is coming soon, looks like it's time to draw up a new yr resolutions programme sheet.
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12:32 am
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2007/12/27
Went down to collect letters from the letterbox. For the first time, i met my neighbour's dad, the ones tt juz moved over.
One look at his face and i noe he probably suffers a fate of being dominated by his wife without any resistance from him at all.
So we left the lift and i was walking in front of him. My neighbour's mum was abt to close the door when she suddenly open to see who was there, and moment she saw the dad, she slammed the door shut before he could enter. To make it better, after the dad went in, u can hear her slamming her room door becuz my walls aren't soundproof.
Wah lan, family harmony is one of the most impt things tt should be there la. If u asked me ah, it seems like they didn't got married becuz they like one another, more of becuz they scared they'll be lonely in the future.
I rather die alone than end up like tt.
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Next possible job: Orphanage Caretaker
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7:54 pm
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2007/12/16
Went off to cruise straightaway after exams. Reached home at 2+, went out at 4pm. Quite rushed, if u asked me.
OHS paper before tt was terrible. Nvr studied for it, juz based on my tutorial knowledge and end up, all the cock qns came out. Dun even noe wtf is tt lanjiao "lock out, tag out" system.
Since the fking paper is over, let's not dwell on it.
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Had to get a taxi to go fetch my er jie at bukit batok. Apparently, it was raining and most taxi uncles change shift by passing their taxis to some other guys at 4pm, so it was quite hard to find a taxi.
So when the uncle requested tt my er jie cross the road over to the taxi, she made a big fuss outta it. Fking short temper sia, all u need is a matchstick and u can make her explode within one sec.
The life there, not much to elaborate. Tink i slpt a lot, cuz everywhere i go, i always end up on the deck where the armchairs are and i fell asleep on them.
Guess the exams took the toll outta me. Tink i should buy a similar armchair for my hse. They make u fall asleep rly easily.
So while i was there, there was this lady giving a talk abt tarrot cards. And she is a tarrot card reader, so outta fun, i asked her what future industry would i choose for my career, i nvr state which course i'm taking.
She asked me to draw a card, and seems like i got quite a rare and very strong card: Eight of Clubs. Seems like it represents fire and creativity, which means tt i'm probably gonna work in some area tt uses my creativity and has stuff burning.
Stuff burning = Probably Petroleum? Jurong Island?
Ah, looks like i'm destined to die young.
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10:35 pm
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2007/12/12
How to gain guts in 1 day
Jump off the cliff
Slap ur PM's face
Kidnap the President
Take a toy gun and go into the shopping centre while holding it
Run with only ur underwear on around ur HDB
Kiss Clara
Tie a rope to a vehicle, wear rollar skates, hold the rope and ask the vehicle to move
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The anchem paper today was a killer. Barely 3 qns and i'm suffering a major headache, so long-lasting tt i was still suffering it half an hr after i got outta the exam hall.
To make things worse, i didn't finished the lanjiao last qn. They wan us to find the temperature thru trial and error, but i didn't have time to find it. So i wrote:
"Due to time constraint, i am unable to do the qn but i estimate the temp. to be 125.4 degrees celsius"
Hopefully, maybe Dr Viven will entertain me a bit.
Like my fren's nick wrote: What u reap is what u sow...... I can feel whatever i wrote on the exam paper coming back to me now.
Indeed, wat u reap is wat u sow.
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2:23 am
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2007/12/09
Had the env retest on fri. Basically, almost the same paper, juz tt she swap a few qns here and there.
While studying for it beforehand, i saw a super ultra mega fatal error in the teacher's notes. Yes, if any science teacher or any other lecturer were to see tt error, i tink the ENV teacher can go back to RP or go back to restudying.
She wrote: In this chemical reaction, the protons H+ are moving.
Wtf.
For those who haven't studied chemistry, firstly, protons DO NOT MOVE during a reaction becuz they're struck together with the nucleus. Secondly, ONLY ELECTRONS MOVE during the reaction. Thirdly, H+ AIN'T PROTONS, they are IONS.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, imagine wat m*rk* were to say if he saw tt.
"Oh wow, so protons are involved in the chemical reaction? Hmmm, well congratulations, u have juz become the person who succeeded in overturning every chemistry rule that is to ever exist! My my, u've juz became a scientist who exceeded Albert Einstein!"
Sarcasm, Sarcasm.
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Did well for the TPHM test, as expected. But honestly ah, i rly didn't study much for it. I juz took a fren's advice: Take note of what values u're gonna use for which equation.
But then again, CK said sth tt made me laugh like siao. Eh, i only say tt in dotA hor. "
"Yes, i finally pwned those bitches!!"
But then again, this is only for TPHM. Next wk common tests might jolly well wipe me out>_<
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Met out with cy, pearl and yvvone tio last nite for dinner. Seems like they're doing well, i guess.
Yvvone juz went for an operation on her appenditcs (or watever way u spell it), so i thought i'll go meet her up. Seeing tt she can shop for 6 hrs with pearl, i'll say she's pretty much recovered.
Well, everyone's moving forward, which is a gd thing. Guess it's my turn.
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1:36 am
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2007/12/05
Seems like er jie's bf, lawrence got into the newspapers of Today today. Well, i'm surprised it took them so long, becuz i heard abt his idea tt his company was having a long time ago and i thought it should have done rly well.
If singapore were to create the world's biggest solar energy plant, then he'll probably score a big chance of landing a job there.
Guess i'll have to put all my hopes in the biofuel industry.
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Some gal called me last fri nite, asking me if xiang ling is in. Xiang ling is my poly fren, so when i heard the name, i was tinking, xiang ling??? hello, this is han ming here.
Then finally, today got the chance to ask him. He gave me a shocked look, and told me the no. i showed him was his gf's house no.
Ni nia eh, turns out our phone no. were almost the same except by 2 numbers. Can't believe his gf so imbal, zhun zhun the 2 numbers key in so tt his hp no. become my hp no, and called my phone instead of his.
And here i was, tinking i'm the only one with a 911 at the start of my hp no. >_<
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PBL Presentation today was horrible. We were the 2nd grp to present, and the 1st grp had a fatal mistake on one of their slides which no one noticed except for my grpmate, cai lin. So she told me abt it, and i told her, go ahead and ask them later at the Q & A section la.
Turns out, it rly is a fatal error tt caused the whole grp to fall silent for the next 5min.
We accidentally stabbed our classmates by mistake when we were supposed to be at peace >_<
So when it was our grp's turn to present, their grp kept shooting qns at a very particular slide, when i was expecting them to shoot qns somewhere else. Got thru it by quick tinking, or we might have died there.
But then again, i can't help but rmbr wat mc told me abt cl. She's gan imbal la, i tink she's the work-hard genius. Cuz according to mc, she can skip sch in sec sch and still get 4th in the whole cohort.
Ah, seems like i found a gd grpmate this time.
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9:03 pm
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2007/12/04
Spent last nite chionging for the fking OHS group project, that we were supposed to present today. In fact, we only finished at 3+am. (OHS = Occupational Health and Safety Hazards)
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So we went to sch early today to prepare for our presentation (of course, mc and jh were the ones who kept reading and going thru the slides, i was juz slacking around and trying to get my laptop back from jh to watch my show)
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And we went into the classroom, rdy to present. During the presentation,
The teacher kept telling us to skip slides
Wtf, u're supposed to listen to us present
Then best part is, he only hear two grps present
After tt, he sayz: "Erm, i got some meeting on at 3.15pm, y dun the rest of the grps juz send me ur slides?"
O.o
Hello, if u didn't wanted to hear us present, u should have asked us to do a report
Wat's the fking use of wasting our time like this
Tink MC quite disappointed. He was the one who drew the blueprint of the food court using autocad and drew it until gan chio. Gd thing this module only worth 2 credit units.
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Mum was telling me abt a dream tt caused her to wake up 50min late this morning.
Her and dad were riding on a motorbike
Halfway, dad say he was tired
They swap, mum was driving
Then they reached a weird looking place
Dad got off, walked to some cloudy looking place
Mum went down the hill
And realised she couldn't go out
She shouted for help, and a woman came to help her
Then when she finally got back, she realised dad was gone
Seems like the older u get, the more meaning ur dream seems to hold.
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7:56 pm
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2007/12/01
As i study and study and study TPHM last nite, i realised tt at 3am, i was still struck at chpt 3 (All the threes come haunting me) and best part is i couldn't advance past tutorial 3.
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Holy mother of allah. I still got 3 more chapters to go.
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There is a point, whereby things u study can't get into ur head and this was happening to me. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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So i went to slp.
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Woke up 5 hrs later feeling a sense of dread. But seriously, man. I tink my lecturers are more thoughtful than i tink. Knowing that we have a TPHM test in the afternoon, they release us early so tt we can get some extra revision.
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Thx to tt, i managed to cover all 6 chapters in time.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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While waiting outside, the lecturer came by, opened the electronic door and realised the machine was faulty. So he was struck outside for 15min before he went off to try and figure out wat happened.
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So i went to di siao by pulling the door rly hard.
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It opened
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Though, with a loud bang sound. Suspected tt i accidentally broke down the door, but ah, since we can get in, who cares. Details, who needs them.
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Guess i juz shattered the hopes of ppl who wanted the test to be postponed since the LT was inaccessible.
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2:24 am
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