Now this is one theory tt rly got me. Apparently, i tink this beats all my warped theories added together.XD

Due to the fact tt somehow, someway, somewat, my back sprained while i was carrying some stupid parts tt were so many times smaller than me. Yet size does not seems to be the main reason contributing to its mass, so i'm considering leave tml to rest my poor back.

Was gonna go out with the dudes to play Dragoon of the Avengers, or Dagon of the Assassins. To put it simply for simpletons who do not understand our highly intellectual language, we decided to cut short it and call it DotA.XD

Reasons y we did not go to play in the end.

• A total of 2 idiots, consisiting of one prawn and one cock, did not bother to reply me at all.
• A retarded bear replied me 8 hrs later.
• An asshole lives next to me and replied 5 hrs later.
• A crab wanted to go watch movie.
• A pig wanted to go watch movie with only 2 bucks in his wallet.

In the end, only the jackass replied straight away. Though he was still in lessons, he still did so, which was gd and bad for me. Gd, is becuz i noe he's going. Bad, is becuz he freaking hell answered me while i was busy doing issuing for some stupid heavy parts tt require the fastest speed to be transported to the parts-making section.

So end up, the pig and the jackass came over to my hse, with the intention of playing mahjong. Sad part was, 3 ppl, play wat shit? But gd part abt them coming over was, due to the fact tt i sprained my back, they helped me mop the floor. Or rather, i guess u can say i forced them to help me mop the floorXD Well, i rly couldn't bend down yesterday, so it was nice to have some help for my hse chores.

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My er jie sure got the skill to surprise ppl. Becuz Lawerence went over to Brunei for some diver's training thingy, she's left all alone in his hse. Thus, she was almost bored to death, and freaking hell called home 5 times yesterday. And since i happened to be the only one at home, i was the one to answer them allT_T

End up, her last phone call was at 10+, with her saying she was gonna be bored to death. And before i knew it, at 11.30, she rang the doorbell and was on the doorstep. Moment she came home, she started shouting and toking and doing any kinda activities to do with her mouth, except eating. It muz be rly boring at L's hse without L there. If not, my er jie's 'going crazy' disease wouldn't be at a particularly high lvl.

Looks like PW results will be out next wk for JC students. I wonder if i should go back to sch to collect it?

i've got attitude; 8:25 pm

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Hmm, interesting, ain't it?:D

i've got attitude; 11:10 pm

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Was chatting with some gals a while ago, and apparently, they told me sth interesting. In fact, so interesting tt i couldn't help but tok abt it here.

Looks like the size of a guy's d*** DOES matter when it comes to having sex with the gal.

Well, i always thought they feel the same, regardless of big or small. Afterall, sth is inside them, so they feel the same lvl no matter how big or deep u got ur thing in them.

Looks like i was wrong big time, man. But lucky thing is, mine is..............Erm, if i have to describe, looks like i have to use slightly above average=P So for guys with mini d***s, well, there is always hope tt u'll find a gal who doesn't mind.XD

Saw the news regarding the nanyang polytechnic and got a big shock. The shock doesn't come from the fact tt the couple was having underaged sex, but the fact tt they actually bothered to video-taped the entire scene down. And it's using the gal's hp somemore.

To tink i always thought guys were the horny ones. Looks like gals might have more horns than us sia, are we guys rly losing out?

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Anyways, it looks like i won't be needing a new HP for now. Me mum put the HP under the sun for a day, and miraclously, the keypad came back to life, allowing me to use the keys as freely as before. This is rly gd news for someone like me. Imagine using some unknown model of Motorola and the best thing abt it is tt u can change the screen colour. No wonder motorola used to lose out to Nokia. With hps like this, it'll be a wonder if it can win nokia in the past sia.

So in other words, the HP is now BIA and all who wanna find me can SMS me or call me.

i've got attitude; 7:52 pm

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OK, so how should we get things started?

Let's see, a whole wk full of nth, but work work work, and towkay almost got me to stay on friday nite and saturday for OT. Hiong sia, in my opinion. But i nvr work OT on sat, so my answer was a no la, piangz.

Mum went to cruise again with my god-like 3rd Aunt. Apparently, not satisfied with the little amt(?) she won last wk, she wanted to go there again, Same goes for my mum, so here u have me, home alone at home. To make things worse, at first, i thought my er jie gonna bring her frens over for some bitches nite with drinking, gambling, playing, etc. So first thought in my mind; get the hell outta there, damn it.

And so, reinforcement no.1 was crab. And yea man, reinforcement no.1 succeeded at first go. It seems like he was able to allow my entry into his hse for the nite, so my house would officially be my er jie's for one nite.

End up? When i took the company bus towards Yishun, my er jie smsed me, asking me if i going home. Also, she informed me got no more bitches nite liao.

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Damn pro sia, some ppl. But heck care la, i got my clothes, i'm on the bus, wat more ya expect?

And so, the hse was left with no one to guard. I guess it's time for it to get used to it. And so, journey for staying outside for 2 days began.

1. Went into a traffic jam at the expressway.
2. Fell asleep, damn tired after work.
3. Woke up and saw 'Toa Payoh MRT Station'
4. Started wondering if Toa Payoh is further than Yishun.
5. SMS crab to ask him which is further from jurong, toa payoh or yishun.
6. After Toa Payoh, saw Bishan.
7. Got the feeling bus uncle gonna take the big round to Yishun.
8. Asked him how he was gonna go Yishun, since i the only one left in bus.
9. He said he was gonna go Ang Mo Kio le, then go Yishun.
10. WTF??????????
11. Bus uncle started crapping around abt not being able to go straight to yishun, even if i'm the last one.
12. End up, he drop me off at Yio Chu Kang MRT.
13. Took MRT to Khatib(It's some area part of Yishun)
14. Reached Crab's hse.
15. Took 1 hr 30 min approximately.
16. Left my bag there, went out with his family for dinner.
17. His bro brought their CPU to repair, somehow, i feel tt they got cheated or sth.
18. Reasons: Normally, as repairman, u should at least open the CPU and check which part is spoilt, not wait for another 4,5 days before telling u the problems. Even if u're busy, u should juz open up the CPU and check, man.
19. Went back, hanged around there, watched One Piece the Movie.
20. Me and him tok until, 3am before slping ba.
21. Woke up at 8am(TT IS DAMN EARLY SIA)
22. Ate breakfast, went off to meet the assholes for Dragoon of the Avengers=P
23. Apparently, we were........kinda late, so poor jackass and my neighbour were left waiting there.
24. Arrival of the pig.
25. I feel sry for thrashing u all, i try not do so again in the future=P
26. Got a phonecall from someone long time no see, ju.
27. Sayz she need a drink of water and she happened to be near my hse.
28. Sad man, i'm not home, and it doesn't looked like i'm going home any time soon.
29. Finished off at 2+pm.

Now this is the part of the day tt started to go awfully wrong. How? See for urself.

1. Had lunch.
2. Debated abt whether to go ACJC(Bear and crab got coupons)
3. In my head, i was like, ?????????
4. I let my coin do the deciding, the vintage 50cent singapore coin.
5. Shit sia, it wanted us to go.
6. So i said a joke, saying the coin became destiny(Literally, not the idiot on the tagboard) liao
7. Went to Lakeside MRT.
8. Pig needed to go see doc, asked us to wait for him there.
9. We flipped the coin again when he went off.
10. Coin sayz, go to ACJC and heck care abt him.
11. True enough, he called to ask us to heck care abt him and go off first.
12. Realised tt none of us noes how to go ACJC.
13. Luckily, we got info abt it near Dover MRT.
14. Took 74 to ACJC.
15. Passed by a sch with some words on the building.
16. It sayz 'The fear of lord is the beginning of knowledge'
17. Won't comment much on this due to my respect(or fear?) for the law.
18. Reached there.
19. Whoa, they got more stalls than JJC's fun fair last yr.
20. Crab busy searching for his fren to return $$$$$.
21. Fren found, we took a walk around.
22. Nth much la............and food sure was expensive enough.
23. Wat's worse, was the entry ticket for haunted hse.
24. $10 per ticket???????? Wtf????????
25. Wanted to go in and challenge myself, but end up, the price was too high, as high as the moon.
26. When we wanted to leave, it started raining.
27. Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!
28. In the end, we got soaked to the skin.
29. All cock's fault him and i got more soaked than the rest, tt asshole went back into the rain to go back to ACJC and find the rest.
30. End up, the rest weren't there, assumed to have ran off alrdy.
31. Found them later below HDB flats.
32. Apparently, jackass and i met with the same fate, slipped and fell and slided at the same place.
33. Heng heng, i only fell on my butt, he fell on butt and head.
34. Still butt hurts.
35. Our troubles ain't over yet.
36. Supposed to get to the bus stop opposite to take bus home, or watever place we wanna go.
37. Flipped coin again.
38. Coin sayz, run in the rain.
39. Cock, me, crab and jackass ran out.
40. Bear scared of the rain, sayz he too weak and will fall ill if he was to go out in the rain again.
41. Cock and i made it passed traffic light.
42. Crab made it at last min.
43. Jackass didn't.
44. He stood there, pressing the button while cars kept passing by while the rain continued to pour heavily on his head.
45. Crab and i almost died of laughter.
46. Sad thing was, my HP seem to got damaged by the rain.
47. Keypad wouldn't respond.
48. Looks like i'm gonna need a new one very soon.
49. Bear went MIA.
50. We missed 5 buses while waiting for him.
51. He finally showed up
52. Timing was superb, becuz the rain became smaller.
53. Bus came, we went off.
54. The rest went off at Dover MRT.
55. Wondered how the hell they're gonna survived in the MRT, especially crab.
56. Crab lives in Khatib, so he's gonna take the MRT all the way to Khatib in his drenched clothes.
57. Got off at clementi, got onto 154(direct bus home)
58. Didn't dare to sit on the chairs, so i stood while my clothes dripped water.
59. Got home, first thing to do was to dry my wallet and handphone.
60. Next is cook herbal tea.
61. Finally, a gd warm bath.
62. Stupid pig showed up on my hse, he was lucky he escaped the rain trial we juz went thru.
63. Apparently, the others didn't wanted to come, indeed, the rain trial was too much, even for me.
64. Played a bit of PS2. before going off for dinner(Curry Fish Head).
65. Afterwhich me and pig hanged around the Taman Jurong Chingay.
66. Only interesting thing was the sexy gals on one of the cars.
67. Too bad they weren't wearing mini skirts.
68. We both agreed on the chioest gal of them all.
69. DAMN, Y I NVR BRING CAMERA??????????????????????????????
70. Searched a while for crab's bro.
71. Gave up.
72. We both went home.

Tt's abt it for saturday. Man, i'm nvr gonna flip tt stupid coin for decisions again. Juz 3 flips and my HP is OOA(Out Of Action).

Apparently, my mum is gonna go for ANOTHER cruise trip again. Man, she getting more and more hiong sia. So whoever wanna come my hse to slp on fri and sat nite, pls start applying now for entry. Tickets are limited, so ya better hurry before they get sold out.

Oh ya, for those who're trying to contact me now, due to the fact tt i still haven't replaced my HP, do not contact me thru my HP. Also, i will be working OT on mon, tues, thurs and fri, so try not to contact me on these days.

Tt's all, folks!!!!!!!!!

i've got attitude; 10:26 pm

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Things tt I learnt in work today

1. How to use the scanner
2. How to hack into the computer system and create havoc for Panasonic
3. How some gals lose their virginity before the age of 21
4. How cruel the world can be if one has no qualifications
5. How the tinking of an 18yr old differ from a 27yr old
6. How ppl with L1R4 of 34 wry abt not able to enter ITE
7. How scared every fulltime worker was of the 5S system at Panasonic

Apparently, the dentist is cancelling out the nite clinic and telling us, come in the day or else. Hey man, we can't help it if ur nite clinic falls on Valentine's, rite? Besides, there's always christmas, or next yr. How can u do this to us? There are times when we're only free at nite, dude.

Other than tt, i almost took his head and smashed it into the wall. Tt f***ing asshole tighten my teeth big time, i can't chew using the front teeth. Wat does tt means? It simply means i'm no longer eating food, but SWALLOWING food. The fall of a dragon, to a snake. No wonder they say the dragons are gonna have all the bad luck this yr.

I'm hereby swear on my surname tt i, Yeo Han Ming, Sekundes, Kelv, Cow, am gonna go get myself a date next yr on Valentine's and no longer stay as the humji i am. Failure, my future might be, but by hook or by crook, i WILL get a date, no matter wat. If i failed to do so, i announced myself to be cooked by lightning to be a well-done steak, juicy to the bones.

Now, i'm gonna start explaining the sentences above. Within this 2 days, i learnt this much. Not bad, eh?

The scanner.

Now this, ain't any ordinary scanner. It's a portable one, links to the network of Panasonic goods and runs by infra-red. It is used on barcodes of goods and locations, and only exists in warehouse 1, the one i'm working in. Wat's most shocking is the price. It costs at least $5000 over and we got 8 of 'em. After i got to use it, i immediately started exploring the functions. Man, it's gotta be the funnest, yet the most expensive toy i've ever played:D

The hacking.

Since i'm in charge of issuing and rearranging, i'm the only temp worker who has being granted a username and password to access the entire network of panasonic in singapore. YES, IT MEANS TT I CAN SIMPLY GO IN, WIPE OUT THE ENTIRE DATA, AND RUN OFF. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. But of course, i ain't evil enough to do tt. Besides, i dun wanna go to jail yet, dun wanna a criminal record when i run for president elections:D

The virginity

Now this one is interesting. While chatting with my colleagues, 1 was exceptionally proud of how many gals he f***ed in his life, including his current one. He's 27 this yr, and is planning to get marrited before 30, so lucky his current one, unlucky the rest. Apparently, gals still fall for the 'If u love me, u'll allow me.' Kinda stupid, in my opinion, but since they wanna fall for it, nth i can do abt it, but wish them common sense, not luck.

The qualifications

Now this is a rly sad case. In singapore, qualifications matter more than anything else, especially in the working world. My 2 colleagues, are without o'lvl qualifications and alrdy 20+. Yet when they came in, they work harder than any other temp staff, doing OT till 12am and working on weekends as well. Juz becuz they have lousier academic results, doesn't mean they're juz a lazy bunch of ppl who dun even to study, rite? Some ppl are juz not academically strong, like them, but they're smart in other areas. So how are we supposed to judge them? Are they juz as good as those with a university degree, or wat? Does having no qualifications mean u sux and u're a gd-for-nth?

The difference

The reason to this could be the goals tt we have, at tt point of life. For him, it's to get qualifications, a fulltime stable job and a wife before the age of 30. For me, it's juz to get money to play, and maybe a gf. His was more to do with the future, mine juz to deal with the present. Perhaps i'm not as mature and realistic as i tink i am?

The L1R4

Again, this is the problem abt academics, qualifications and etc. My colleague, a 19th yr old is out there trying his best to enter a course tt he wans, even if it's in ITE. Yet i juz simply quit outta JC and fight with him(maybe a wrong phrase......) for a placing in poly. Kinda makes me feel guilty, man.

The 5S

Now this is a shocking one. 5S, basically means cleaniness and tidiness, generally. Apparently, those who dun abide by it have gotten their pays docked before. Which is y everyone is on their tenterhooks when it comes to 5S. I would liked to see how the examiners of 5S examine the place we worked in, will be interesting in the future(Probably).

Now we all noe tt learning not only takes place in sch. So, sch ain't the ultimate learning place, get it, little kids reading this?:D

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When u lose, u gain. When u gain, u lose. There's nvr a only gain life, or a only lose life. Which is worse, forgiving or forgetting?

i've got attitude; 12:20 am

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Didn't went to work today becuz........Well, partially becuz i dun felt like it. Another part was becuz i felt i had lack of slp. Can't blame me if i have lazy bones, rite?

So, went out with mum today(Being hanging out with her a lot lately) to Tiong Bahru Plaza. Apparently, she wanted to go to the Cold Storage there to get some vouchers tt DBS bank gave to her, but she needs to go to one of the Cold Storage Stores to collect 'em herself.

Ma fan, rite?

So we went there, and to my biggest shock............

The Cold Storage was replaced by a NTUC. Omfg, we went all the way there for nth. Ended up, we went to Harbour Front to find the Cold Storage there. Heng heng our luck not as suey as i thought, and neither was the Cold Storage there replaced by a NTUC, so, guo guan......

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Valentine's round the corner, juz tml in fact. So at this time, if u asked me i have a date, i will reply yes. Shocking, rite?

So who's the date tt's willing to date me? Well, tt mystery date called to remind me this afternoon. Mustn't be late, 8pm at Outram Park. Yep, this date is non other than............my dentist, Dr Chew. Dotz, looks like he's outta his mind, or also a bachelor, to work on Valentine's.

Well, maybe i ought to ask Pearl whether she wanna go out on dates with me, but man, i once sweared before alrdy, so i can't do tt. I noe u guys out there can't wait to eat roasted beef........ Special cooking method some more, eh.

We're proud to present our latest special roasted beef, with no seasonings or other ingredients. Freshest to the bone, and cooked by a special method, lightning. Guaranteed to taste different from other roasted beef u've eaten, and more special than u thought.......

Dotz, being a bachelor is harder than i thought.

i've got attitude; 9:01 pm

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Went off to cruise on friday. Went there, came back, tink i put on more weight liao. Apparently, i muz rly go on a diet and exercise spree.

But juz before i went there, a series of events happened, some pissed me off, others, i got no comment.

Friday

Woke up at roughly 12pm, since i was on leave on tt day, it makes no difference whether i woke up early or late in the morning. Being the guy i am, i choose late.

So, i was stationed at the com by 2pm. Surfed around the net for half an hr, before i got rdy to enter the MOE website. For O'lvl ppl, they braced themselves for the results they're gonna get, whereas i braced myself for the suckiest website ever created in history.

Y is it the suckiest website? Any living human being in singapore who has been thru the torture of having to register for the JAE will understand, especially the poor o'dragons like me. After giving us the shock of crashing last yr, almost turning my hair white in one nite, i thought i nvr have to go thru the same kinda torture again. And now? man, somebody muz be out to get me.

However, the website seems to tink the same as me and noes abt how much i dislikes it. It seems to dislike me as well, becuz the moment i wanna go into it at 2.30pm, the msg suddenly changed to 'U can register at the website at 3pm'.

WTF???????????

OK, i let u have it UR way, by 3pm, u better lemme in. OR SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET THE HURT REAL BAD............................

3pm.

YESH, I LOG IN, MAN. Now i was getting rdy to settle this within 15min before getting the hell outta tt website. However............... The moment i log in, they say register or sth, so i clicked on it and u noe wat it says?

'We need another 6 hrs to find ur data. Pls log in 6 hrs later to do ur registration.'

6 HRS?????????? I'M ALRDY OUTTA SINGAPORE 6 HRS LATER, HOW THE HELL U WAN ME TO REGISTER? MY DATA????? I GIVE IT TO U WITHIN HALF AN HR ALSO CAN AH, U BUNCH OF FREAKING ASSHOLES

In the end, da jie called the MOE, which turns out to be useless. Apparently, they can do nth abt tt sucky website of theirs, and advised us to register 6hrs later. Thank goodness da jie wasn't going to cruise with us, so she could help me register.

And so, we set off for cruise, with my mum up to some kinda plan. I wanted to take taxi, so i told her i'll pay. End up, we followed her plan of taking bus 30.

Taking bus 30 to Harbour Front wouldn't be as bad as i thought, if not for the fact tt:

• We ran into a traffic jam, one tt lasted 1 and a half hrs.
• During the jam, we watched like, 50 times Citigem advertisments.
• Bus was hot, despite the fact tt it's air conditioned.

Seriously regreted to take taxi sia, thx to my mum. Reached Harbour Front in time to get into the cruise ship and find a table at the Pavilion(Chinese Resturant) for dinner.

Our menu for tt nite

• Shark Fins soup
• Fa Cai Yu Sheng
• Steamed Prawns
• Honey Combed Roasted Chicken
• Abalone with vegetables

Not bad eh? Dun get too jealous, maybe u're eating better food than me? Yea, maybe.....=D

Watched the Kungfu performance at the Lido. Man, the shaolin monks were damn good, they rly performed solid stuff. Maybe i should pay Shaolin a visit for them to acknowledge me, the grand master:D(Juz kidding). After the whole show, me mum went to casino(Fa Cai place) whereas i went around to spend some time and finally, ended the day by watching the midnite movie, Perhaps Love. Not a very nice show, but should deserve 3 outta 5 ba.

Yea, my activities in cruise are kinda boring. Tt's becuz the first time u go there, it's fun. Subsequently, it starts to get kinda boring, so i juz go for the sake of accompanying my mum, who happens to be in the casino. Honestly, the gambling blood is definitely from her. Tracking back the generations, i noe, becuz my maternal grandparents are big time gamblers, the type tt u can nvr stop from gambling.

Saturday

• Went off to have dim sum breakfast.
• Went to Lido to watch movie 'A Chinese Tall Story', or Qing Tian Da Shen.
• Decided it's one of the lamest movies acted by Twins.
• Went around arcade playing games, man, the arcade nvr changes.
• Went to eat Japanese Food at The Samurai.
• It costs money, but my 3rd Aunt(Attained god-like status and stayed at the casino from friday nite till sunday morning without coming out for food or rest) managed to get a 100 bucks voucher.
• Went in, looked at the menu.
• Got the biggest shock of my life, each dish were at least 30 bucks.
• Flipped to the set meal page.
• Still got a big shock, one set meal is at least 60 bucks, most expensive one was 400 bucks.
• Finally decided on the 68bucks meal(cuz me and my mum eating together, so cannot order the $100 set meal for myself=(
• The food ain't tt bad, in fact, pretty gd.
• Final bill, $138.
• Thank goodness we got voucher........
• Got out, sweared nvr to go into tt place again, unless i got vouchers.
• Missed out on tt treasure hunt activity.
• Maybe it's a gd thing, most ppl playing it were kids.
• Went to watch Kungfu again.
• Got saboed by mum into the 'Learn Kungfu thingy'.
• Somehow or rather, i kept looking at the Shaolin monk, so i ended up doing the mirror image of wat he's doing, when i'm supposed to do exactly the same thing.
• Dotz.
• Went to watch Kym Ng, Quan Yi Feng and Bryan Wong film for the Love Bites 2( Yuan Lai Jiu Si Ni)
• Man, Quan Yi Feng sure got a loud voice.
• Dinner at the Pavilion, before we headed to BBQ party at 12th floor.
• Tink i ate too much desert, was damn full.
• Muz have put on extra weight, muz go on diet liao.
• Mum went to watch her idol, Luo Shi Feng's performance(Juz noe tt he belongs to the 80s)
• Me went to Galaxy of the Stars to watch the 'Bollywood to Hollywood Party)
• First, almost died of laughter of those ppl doing bollywood dances.
• Then, almost died of shock and laughter of those ppl pretending to do pole dances.
• Wanted to buy a bingo ticket, they having bingo next.
• The staff looked at me, and asked 'Are u sure u're 18?'
• Tt was the biggest hit i've ever took in my entire life.
• I said, yea.
• They checked my particulars, my birthday not passed.
• 'Sir, i'm so sry, but u're still a minor'
• WTF????????????
• Ended up going back to room, swearing to get them back once my birthday has passed.
• Mum almost died of laughter when she heard abt the bingo ticket buying.
• WTF, IT AIN'T MY FAULT FOR STILL HAVING THIS FREAKING HELL OF A ASSHOLE BABY FACE, RITE???????
• Asked mum y she nvr make my face more chao lao when she give birth to me.
• Watched Oliver Twist(Wat a movie, literature studying ppl should watch it) before going back to room to slp.

Sunday

• Woke up at around 8am.
• Was still tinking my 3rd aunt will be back to slp, but she has rly attained god-like status.
• Normally, when a person gambles for a v.long time, there are two possibilities: 'Big Win' or 'Big Lose'.
• Heck care, went to eat dim sum with mum.
• Went back to room to get more rest, damn tired sia.
• 3rd Aunt came back.
• Looks like it's 'Big Win' afterall.
• Apparently, her bets were damn big. One Black Jack game requires bet of at least, 300bucks??????
• Man, the gambling blood is definitely from my mum's side.
• Rested in room, before getting rdy to embark.
• Embarked, headed home, thank goodness no traffic jam this time when we took bus 30.

Was dead tired. Moment i reached home, i went to bed and slept till 7pm.

Apparently, er jie(Haven't seen her in 2wks) finally unperm the ends of her hair, making her look better than last time, When she perm the ends of her hair, i felt like telling her how shity she looked, but was always stopped by mum. Thank goodness she realised it too.

Well, moral of the story is, cruise ain't as interesting as u tink it is, so unless u're going there for the food, i will advised u not to waste ur time and money.

i've got attitude; 8:46 pm

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One whole wk of nth but work, work and more work. Rly, it tires me out easily, judging from the fact tt we're always so freaking busy at the factory.

Due to the fact tt the o'lvl dudes are getting their results TML(faster than i expected), i was forced to make the final choice for my 12 choices of JAE. For those who dunno abt o'lvl ppl getting their papers tml, read the papers, dummy. Was also forced to apply for leave on friday. Y? Easy, man. Rmbr wat happened last yr? THE WHOLE FREAKING WEBSITE COLLAPSE, DAMN IT. Which is y i'm taking leave tml. U still dun get y? U stupid or wat?

• Won't have a care if website crashed later on.
• Last yr, server was so full tt i can't even get in at wat, 4+am?
• Maybe they'll look at my case first and put me into the course i wan?(yea yea, i wish, rite?)
  

My 12 choices(In Order)

1. Chemical Engineering(NP)
2. Chemical Engineering(SP)
3. Biomedical Science(NP)
4. Biomedical Science(SP)
5. Engineering(NP)
6. Electrical and Electronics Engineering(SP)
7. Mechanical Engineering(NP)
8. Mechanical Engineering(SP)
9. Aerospace Technology(SP)
10. Aerospace Technology(NP)
11. Accountancy(NP)
12. Accountancy(SP)

As u can see, aerospace engineering was different, as it was SP's course first, than NP. Well, after research done by me, i found out tt NP's aerospace technology doesn't cover more topics than SP's. As for the rest, well, chem engineering is still no.1. Afterall, it's still my area of interest.

For all those who have been checking out my blog, but yet to realised who my animal frens are, well, here's a chance for u to find out. Since the idiots dun wan their identities to be found out(actually, everyone noes who they are alrdy, but since they wanna be childish, let 'em ba:D), the animals who have tagged on the flashbox will have their names replaced with their nicks on the flashbox.

• Crab a.k.a Crap = Skorcher
• Pig a.k.a Pudge = Aion
• Bear a.k.a Teddy Bear(dun ask me abt this one) = Destiny
• Cock a.k.a Kok = Cock la, duh:P
• Jackass a.k.a Johnass(heh heh heh) = Wei Sen(His animal not decided yet)
• Prawn a.k.a Crab's brother = Skorcher's brother

As for me, i am cow, eater of the eater, sleeper of sleepers, player of players, etc. Well, i muz count in sleepers as no.1 now, becuz working in the factory rly tires me out.

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Monday

Got the biggest shock of my life when my colleague, also one who took o'lvls last yr, told me tt he was getting results this friday. I was like, wtf??????? Hell man, i didn't expect it to be this early! i was still tinking u'll be getting ur results at, March of sth!

Issuing and receiving was bad enough, but now with rearranging as well, i tink they might as well employ a few more part timers to help, damn.

Well, looks like they did, the part timers came in at 10+. 3 of 'em, in fact.

• One 20yr old RP student who juz got kicked outta poly, dunno how he did it. Chinese.
• One 23 yr old guy who i haven't asked wat he's doing here or wat's he gonna do in the future. Malay.
• One 28yr old guy who looks like he's 18(Me and my colleague assumed he was 18 from his face), apparently he wanna work full time but dunno y, ended up as part time. Malay.

Luckily training them wasn't my job, i'm still a beginner myself afterall.

Tuesday.

Decided to work OT and try out, since the towkay got no problem with me working OT either. In order to make things more exciting, heh heh, OT till 10pm la!

End up, i was near the edge of collapsing at 9pm. Me and my stupid interest of trying things out.

Made a mental note to only work OT till 10pm once every wk, the rest of the days work till 7.45pm. There goes my 2k salary, but for me, slp is always more impt than money. I dunno how my colleague can work OT until 10pm for 4 days non-stop.

Took taxi home, reached home at around 10.30pm, by the time i finished bathing, eating and preparing to slp, it was alrdy 12.30am. So now u see?

Wednesday

Work in the factory with my eyes on the edge of closing. Rly cannot tahan sia. Was over the moon when the clock rang 5.30pm.

Thursday

Didn't felt like doing OT today, so i decided to shut the **** up abt OT to my boss. End up? THEY NEED PPL TO DO OT?????????????????? HOLY SHIT, MAN. So bo bian, do until 7.45pm, then got the hell outta there. Thank goodness i'm on leave on friday.

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Ju asked me on wednesday nite on wat i look for when it comes to gals. Bad timing, gal, i need my slp urgently, so i do u a favour now and reply.

Character

She muz be able to tahan my crapping, be able to crap like me, and best of all, understand tt i'm always joking, so she won't get so serious or worked up when i joke abt certain things not meant to be joked abt, if u get wat i mean:D

Other than tt, she muz have a unique character of her own and best of all, not get jealous if i see any other gals or sth like tt ba. Most gals nowadays get jealous easily......

Thinking

Her thinking muz be almost the same as mine ba, since my thinking is often misunderstood by tons of ppl out there. Hey, i ain't joking, man. Scared later the gal dunno wat i tinking, mistake me for some sex pervert and call the police, when the police ought to be catching sex maniacs like the pig.

Looks

I dunno y, but somehow or rather, i like gals better with specs. Maybe it's becuz a bit of nerdiness add on with cuteness is my taste, man. Hair mah, anything la.

Sex Appeal.

This is the most crucial of 'em all. I'm not asking for big boobs or anything, but a C will be gd enough:D I noe i'm fat, so maybe another fat ass will suit me, but still, i always got hopes up for a gd figure one with at least a B la, C at this age sounds kinda too much:D

Well, so far, the only gal whom i met and pass all 3 factors is the one from my former JC, my former class, Pearl. Well, dun ask me y, man, ask her. Y she have to qualify all 3 criterias? :D Besides, her crapping skills might outstrip mine and crab, i still haven't fully measured the strength of her skills nia.

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Sad thing is, she's taking a'lvls this yr, and i once swear on my name to try not to ka jiao the JC ppl who're studying for a'lvls this yr. Therefore, she's untouchable for me(AAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH) and hence, if she still rmbr me next yr, i'll defintely go for it. COME ON, GO GO GO. If not, well, poly is full of gals, y give up the sky for a cloud?

Anywayz, i ain't tt despo for a gal unlike some guy i noe, who goes by the name of D******:P For me, even if i got a crush on a gal, i rather we be frens than lovers. Most lovers i've seen this yr broke and became enemies. Scary, in my opinion, so btw relationship and frenship, i'll pick frenship anytime.

OK, tt's it for the day. Gotta slp and get rdy for the registration. Let's see if i can wake up by 2pm.

COME ON, GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i've got attitude; 1:03 am

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Won't be blogging for the whole of next wk..........Apparently, i'll be wking all the way till thurs, before i head off to cruise on friday. And will only be back on sunday, so for those who wanna jio me out to play or sth, i'll be unavailable next wk.

It looks like my interest in trying out new things had caused me a damn lot of trouble. Well, it all had to do with where i went to today.

1. Woke up in morning.
2. Took MRT with da jie and mum to Bugis.
3. Had lunch there(We arrived at 12+)
4. Went down to the buddhist temple at bugis, can't rmbr the name la.
5. Got a bit shocked at the amt of ppl there.
6. Also got a bit shocked at the amt of beggers there.
7. Still got a bit shocked at the amt of fortune tellers there.
8. Went into temple, a lot of ppl......
9. Tinking wat a disbeliever is doing in here(Who do u tink i'm refering to?:D)
10. Decided to try out the shake-the-cup-until-a-stick-drops-out thingy.
11. Found out the formula to doing it.
12. Instead of shaking it up and down, u should do it in clockwise direction.
13. My stick dropped out in 5min.
14. Da jie shaked for 15min before a stick dropped out.
15. Didn't wanted to go to have the fortune teller read the stick, but bo bian, mum insist.
16. Saying stick is rather wrong. We got the stick, we changed it into a piece of paper and give the fortune teller the paper.
17. Feeling kinda amused, the fates of so many ppl who come here are all limited to all those bits of paper.
18. Da jie got a gd one, since she's a gal.
19. Hers got sth to do with 'female dominance', i can't rly rmbr.
20. Mine, not so good one, cuz it means gd things will come, but will turn out to be bad things.
21. Actually, i wasn't tinking abt anything when i shaked the thing, all i did was tink 'Let a stick drop out, let a stick drop out..............'
22. Looks like the fortune was true after all. Gd thing was, a stick dropped out.
23. Bad thing was, i made mum waste 10 bucks on, changing my fortune or sth?
24. End up, maybe it did helped me change my fortune, i picked up 6 bucks while walking.
25. 4 bucks gone to eating tao hui and drink soya bean milk.

Reason i went there was, my mum forced me to. Apparently, the dragons offended some tai sui or sth, so we gotta go and pray to buddha and hope the tai sui lets us off. But honestly, i dun believe in such stuff, and telling me to go pray to buddha is equal to asking me to go pray to some crab i noe, at least the crab is more reliable:D

Well, my entry above wasn't to offend ppl who has religion, but more to express my feelings of wat i tink, So for those who read this entry, no offence, dudes.

Once again, if u believe, they exist. If u dun believe, they nvr will exist, not in ur mind, at least.

i've got attitude; 1:25 am

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Well, apparently, there seem to be a few problems surfacing regarding the pic i put on my last entry. Therefore, in order to clear up some misunderstandings(hopefully), this post was created, so tt u ppl can have a better understanding of how i feel when i saw tt pic.

When i saw tt pic, these are the thoughts i had:

1. Wow, wat a chiobu!!!!!
2. Wait, is a he or she?
3. Hmm............
4. 10min later...........
5. Should be a she ba.
6. Best feature, chest.
7. Study chest for a further 10min.......
8. OMFG.
9. No doubt, is he.
10. Wait, face is she.......
11. Could be gay, or 'change sex person'(translate it urself)
12. Still dun get it.....
13. Checked saiki's entry for further details.
14. Oh, is he afterall!

Thus, i thought i might as well put this pic at my blog and show u ppl out there. Surprisingly, the gals got no problems with him. Whereas the guys, sadly, faces the same problems as me. So ya can't rly blame us, saiki. Sometimes guys who are too pretty tend to makes us confused. I juz pray i will get a real gal as my stead in the future, not some gay or 'change sex person' or watever.

Actually, i have nth at all against these special ppl. I noe tt they can't help it, it's not tt they wanna be like tt either. But somehow or rather, as a guy, my instincts reject them without any form of proper reasoning at all, so i hope u can understand.

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Apparently, the visit to sch last wk has assured me one thing. Tt is the principal has finally cracked. Maybe it was my fault for giving her attitude(Without me knowing i was giving her attitude somemore), i dunno. But looks like tt crazy old woman is having a some form of revenge on students, especially those who r like me, like to run into the sch at 7.59am(IJC assembly starts at 8am). Well, these ppl can't rly help it. IJC is isolated from any bus stops or MRTs, and the nearest bus stop is 200m away, nearest mrt is 500m away. So they can't help it, can they?

However, the principal finally did it. She has ordered the locking of all gates once it's 7.50am. And for those who're trapped outside, so sad, ur names get written down. And to counter students who will risk climbing over the gate, she even have student counciliers placed around the area to stand guard, and cameras to catch u.

So, things have reached the very-near-to-hell level. And sadly, i can only watch my fellow students sprinting to sch even though they reach woodlands mrt at 7.40am, a time i considered early. Shocking, ain't it?

So as usual, or even worse, the PE teachers seems to tink CNY is a weight-gaining period for everyone. So with their sadistic natures fully activated, my fellow students endured twice the usual training during PE lessons. Well, it's true tt we all ate bua gua and all those snacks, but it depends on our bodies, rite? For some bodies, they eat and eat but nvr gain fat. Yet they have to join in this 'hellish' treatment. So is there any form of justification in wat the PE teachers are doing? This is Physical Education, not Physical Endurance.

Well, so for all who've read my blog, i can tell u, it's not tt i'm trying to degrade IJC in any kinda sense. Watever is up there is the truth, but it's up to u to decide for urself, on how true it can be.

So there.

i've got attitude; 3:56 pm

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Well, kidnapped the pic from saiki's blog:D, since she let it there hanging for so freaking long.........so gals, watcha tink of this guy?

Apparently, i went to slp at 9pm. Somehow or rather, i woke up at around 1+ ba.........barely 4 hrs of slp, shit la. But there's a damn weird feeling la, cuz somehow or rather, i woke up partly becuz i tink i heard someone waking me up sia. Either my brain starting to get a bit off, or i'm paranoid.

Now tt i tink abt it, wat if rly got someone come and wake me up? Sia la, i noe i dun believe in ghost, but neither do i wanna SEE ONE in my room leh! U let me see one outside, i dun mind, but u let one come into my room and make my room haunted ah, piangz, i gonna die a terrible death sia. It's hard without my bed in life, so i praying it's some prank by either my brain or my da jie.

Come to tink of it, i haven't slept so early in the recent past.......muz be y my brain wanna make fun of me and wake me up, rite?

By reading this post, u can tell tt i rly have nth to do and can't get back to slp. If u dun ah, u better stay away from my blog, asshole.

U always ask me wat's going on, so for once i tell u the truth. And u tink it's a lie???????

i've got attitude; 2:00 am

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