Sch reopens tml. Well, not much diff for me, becuz whether i go to sch or not, i still feel like i'm on holiday.

Went to eat with the animal gang yesterday. Not exactly animal gang, becuz the panda and cock were missing. For now, i can understand tt they can't come out, but i tell u, after November 23rd, if cock still dares to tell me 'My mother dun lemme come out', i'll head straight to his house and drag him out.

Currently, there's have being a title for all animals.

• Zen Panda
• Harvest Moon Cock
• No-Signboard Seafood Brothers
• Airpork
• Winnie the Pooh Teddy Bear
• Hindu Sacred Cow

Btw, jackass has being coverted to panda becuz we found out a panda suits him better afterall.

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So we went to this buffet, whereby it's a mix of jap, western and chinese food. The chinese food was ok, the western was gd and the jap was fantastic. In the future, if i were to go again, i juz help myself to the jap food.

So wat was rly horrifying, was this soup.

• Saw this Drunken Prawns.
• Was tinking, hey, interesting, i wan.
• And i ordered.
• So it came.
• And i tasted it.
• And my first reaction was, i dun wan it.
• The thing abt Drunken Prawns is, it muz have some sorta jolt tt makes u go high everytime u drink a bit of the soup.
• If Drunken Prawns were made of XO, this one is probably made of Jolly Shandi.
• In other words, it sux.
• So we began playing with it.
• And ingredients were added in.
• Comprises of: Soba, Soba Sauce, Lemon Juice, Lemon Piece, Chocolate Cake, Cheese Cake, Satay Sauce, Bean Sprouts, Chicken Sauce, Oyster Shell, Prawn Head, Ice, Napkin and etc.
• So we took a photo of it.
• Ya noe, it looks rly delicious inside the photo.
• But when u see the actual thing, u'll wanna vomit watever u ate juz now.
• So we got out, went to the toilet, and in this sink, there was the vomit of somebody's.
• Wah, now even i feel like vomiting.
• Difference btw the vomit and the soup we made: The vomit went through a mixer before coming out.

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Quite a risk for me to go eat tt buffet with a freaking sore throat. So the moment i got home, i was drinking water like siao.

Thank goodness my throat didn't go back to the lung cancer stage.

i've got attitude; 12:16 am

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Got a damn sore throat now. In fact, it develop in quite an interesting way.

• Started as a swallowing problem.
• Watever i swallowed, it causes pain to my throat.
• Shifted to a struck problem.
• Feels like sth is struck there.
• Developed to the lung cancer problem.
• I cough like i smoked too much.

The cause of this sore throat is still under study, but suspects are currently:

1. The cakes i ate on cruise.
2. The lack of water i drank.
3. The cold air on cruise.
4. The roasted beef i ate.

And the best part was, i was on my way downstairs to get some cough syrup down my throat. It doesn't fully cure my throat, but it temporary helps.

So i went downstairs, poured some water, and wanted to get the cough syrup which was on the table. Tt's when i saw sth and jumped.

A cockroach.

TT FREAKING DAMN ASS WAS ON MY COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE. IT DOESN'T HAVE A FREAKING SORE THROAT, AND IT'S STILL DRINKING THE COUGH SYRUP LIKE NO ONE'S BUSINESS.

Emergency Status Alert 1.

So i turned around, wanting to go get the insecticide, when i looked into the sink, and jumped.

ANOTHER COCKROACH.

COCK SIA. JUZ WHEN I THOUGHT THEY DISAPPEARED FOR GD, THEY COME BACK IN PAIRS. IZZIT FUNNY????????

Then i suddenly rmbred seeing sth black disappeared when i was washing the dishes. I was still tinking it was my imagination, but apparently, it ain't much of an imagination when those actual objects are staring u in the face.

So i grabbed the insecticide, and got rid of the one in the sink. Tt one was as easy as pie.

Problem cocked up with the one on my cough syrup bottle. It seem to have realised its pal juz went to the West, and decided to make a break for it. So it hid behind the bottles of goodness-noez-wat-my-mum-kept-inside, and i shift 'em like siao until it pop out. And it got the cheek to play hide and seek with me. From the bottles, it sprinted to the rice cooker, and to the letters. All i recalled is chasing it and shifting things away like siao, until it finally did the ultimate stunt.

It jumped onto the floor, and ran around, with me spraying the insecticide and chasing it like siao. Until eventually, the jackass sprint to the fridge, tried to climb onto the wall beside the fridge, failed, and went under the fridge.

So i sprayed insecticide like siao under the fridge, making sure all 4 sides are covered, before i went off to clear the mess. Whether it's alive or not, is still a mystery to me. But if it ever dare show it face to me again, it muz be prepared to go West.

Now tt i tink of it, tt cockroach has gotta be some 100m sprinter or sth. It runs super fast la, as if it's running in the Olympics for the gold medal. No wonder their species survived the dinosaur age. Even meteors or volcanos ain't gonna wipe 'em out.

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Went to cruise on friday. Mum succeeded in dragging me to go with her, so i thought i might as well go there to relax for a while.

Best part is tt now my bdae has passed, it takes little effort for me to enter the casino. XD

The thing abt a casino is, when u go in, u're tinking u're juz gonna watch, u aren't gonna gamble. So when u watch 'em gamble and u watch 'em win money, the gambling blood starts to boil in ur veins, making u wanna gamble with 'em as well.

And tt, was wat happened to me. Sad part was, when i went to slp, sth bad happened.

I dreamt of myself sitting at the Black Jack table gambling. And best part of the dream was, i was losing money like siao. So when mum woke me up, i was covered in cold sweat la.

And thus, i vowed nvr to gamble in the casino.

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There was this old man in the VIP room. Wheelchair bound, he didn't seem like he was gambling to win. He seems like he was gambling to throw money away.

The way he gambled, was shocking, becuz tt guy put a $1000 token at stake each time. And each time, he lost and lost and lost like no one's business, but he didn't give a shit and kept putting the $1000 token on the table to gamble.

Which makes me tink, if they got so much money, y dun they juz donate some of it to charity? Will it actually do them harm if they donated the money to charity? U go to casino, throw ur money away to those ppl who're alrdy rich for wat?

But now at least i noe where the money for all the shark fins in the chinese restaurant came from.

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Haze in Southeast Asia currently, is more jia lat than i thought. When the cruise ship was still at harbour front and i was at the deck, i couldn't even see the merlion. If there were no haze, i could.

And best part was, in the morning and afternoon, when the ship was out at the seas, u look out of ur cabin window and u can't even see 100metres ahead of u.

So if some ice berg were to pop outta nowhere, Super Star Virgo becomes Titanic Part II.

But the gd thing is at nite, the haze seemed to clear away, allowing u to see the moon. It is mooncake festival afterall, so u should at least have some moon to watch while u eat the mooncakes, rite?

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Juz realised i no longer felt the need to light candles or burn stuff to make a campfire anymore during mooncake festival.

IS THIS A SIGN TT I'M FINALLY GROWING OUTTA IT?

i've got attitude; 3:54 pm

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One yr has passed since it happened. Lol, still find it hard to believe tt it happened. Perhaps i'm the only one who hasn't move on yet.

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Went to Mac on tues to buy some ice cream. And apparently, the ppl there were playing with the ice cream machine, to see who can make the tallest ice cream cone or sth. So when i said i wan 2, 1 was higher than normal ice cream cones. The other, was rly tall.

It got two and a half times the height of a normal ice cream cone la. I look at it, i was like, wtf. My mum looked at it, she started laughing like siao.

Ya need very gd timing to have gd things happen to u.

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Went to GL training yesterday for the first time in the holidays. Throughout the whole hols, i either no time to go or dun wanna go, so it's considered quite a miracle tt i went for it yesterday.

And man, i hate tt canvas sheet big time. I dun understand y the seniors dun allow us to throw it away, nor let us use large amts of dynamo to wash it. It's big, smelly, oily and it pisses me off big time. And it got a v.nice rip in the middle, making it almost impossible for further usage. So y the hell they wanna keep it for?

And to all those who ate onions at my station, pai seh ah, it was my group's idea. I tried to make it as clean as possible and as less punishments as possible, but they juz wanna sabo the rest of the GLs. But come on, raw onions taste gd, rite?

i've got attitude; 1:40 pm

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The above are the only failed products tt i cooked, either due to carelessness or watever. As u can see, most of 'em are mashmallows, so ya do not need to wry abt me cooking other kinda food for ur consumption.

Chalet wasn't tt bad, but the only bad part is my lack of slp. On the first nite, i wasn't planning to slp in the first place. But on the 2nd nite, when i was planning to slp, i looked around, and saw a bed with only one person on it.

So wenxin was occupying half the bed, and i was tinking, ah, so shagged, to heck with principles, and went to the toilet. As i came back, rdy to go to bed, i sian diao.

She go and occupy the whole bed by herself.

For the next 2 hrs, i was sitting at the end of the bed like Rodin The Thinker. Dunno how he looks like? Take a look for urself.




And yep, tt's how i spend the 2nd nite. Not rly nite, becuz by the time we were going to slp, it was 5am. So she got up at 7am becuz she needed to go off early to the church, i managed to hog the bed to myself for the next 2 hrs before we have to go check out.

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1st nite was quite gd, with cycling. We cycled around, went to those lonely roads whereby they got these bunglows there, side by side. And we saw the Red House, which wasnt much of a big deal, becuz it was juz a freaking hse made of red bricks and it was very very isolated. The End.

Heard sth funny from the SGLs. Apparently, every yr during FOC camp, the AGLs will come back, not to help out, but to scare ppl. And instead of scaring the freshies, they proceed to scaring the GLs, who were supposed to be scaring the freshies.

Hell sia, best part is, they would actually wear ghostly clothes, with masks, wigs, and go around the whole block freaking the GLs out when the whole nitewalk is almost over.

But to me, nth beats looking at an indian's face at nite, an indian with very, very white teeth.

*Shivers.

30 over days to A'lvls, eh? Well, wish ya ppl luck, all those taking A'lvls. If u dun need the luck, then dun take it.

i've got attitude; 1:02 am

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