Last yr, i made a rly shocking vow, tt is to quit gambling for this yr, yr 2006. Y is tt? Apparently, events tt happened in the past, cost me to believe tt. It seems tt every yr, during CNY, i used up all my luck at one go. In other words, it's like u got one bottle of water for the whole day, and u drink it all in one hr, making u go thirsty for the rest of the day.

U may tink it's stupid, but somehow or rather, i feel it makes sense. Ever since i knew how to gamble, every yr during CNY, i always make big bucks from gambling. Then the next months of the yr, my luck is like damn suey. From taking buses, to rushing to sch and being ontime, and even to a wider range of things tt i'm too lazy to quote, all have the lousiest treatment.

Therefore, i come to the conclusion tt i muz have drained all of my luck from gambling every yr. YES, AT THIS PERIOD OF TIME, WHERE I SACRIFICED IT ALL FOR THE SAKE OF MONEY, MAN. And this yr, i happening to be joining the JAE exercise for admission to poly. In other words, I NEED MY LUCK TO BE AT THE HIGHEST LVL THIS YR. CANNOT AFFORD TO USE A SINGLE BIT OF IT OR MIGHT NOT GET INTO THE COURSE I WAN SIA.

Of course, u can call this supersititious, childish or watever the shit. But for me, i got evidence based on the past few yrs tt i've been living. Therefore, i came up to this conclusion. Besides, for me ah, if i believe, then it'll happen. If i dun, then it won't. Tt's the kinda way i lived my life. So, hopefully, this time, i'll believe to the max tt i'll get into chem engineering, and let my luck do the rest of the work.

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My er jie was telling us sth funny juz now. She quoted on how Lawerence, her stead, can get his parents embarrassed during this period of time. It seems tt this happened last yr.

1. Lawerence got $100 over hongbao money from my dad.
2. My er jie for $30 from his dad.
3. Lawerence go ask her how much she got.
4. The moment he found out, he go and shout to his dad 'Eh Dad, u only gave her 30 bucks ah? Wah, his father gave me $100 over leh!'
5. Their relatives heard everything.
6. His dad damn embarrassed.
7. Next day, his dad gave er jie another hongbao, with $200 inside.

This is wat i call, the mouth is the greatest of them all.

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Recently, i tink the lameness couldn't get out while i was working, so when i go home or meet frens ah, the lameness somehow exploded. So far, the only ones who can tahan, or i tink can tahan, are the few assholes, pearl and yvvone. Dunno y la, they juz happen to be in the crappy section as well, so when i go and meet them ah, same kinda lame things come out, juz like when i was with the assholes.

Juz like wat i tagged on qy's blog when she mentioned this gal name kashim reminded her of her past. Here's wat i tagged: 'yea, and Lee Kuan Yew reminds me of my future' and 'no la, actually, buddha reminded me of my past'. Lame, ain't it?

Sayings tt i've come up with in yr 2005

• IT-Ignorance and Tolerance
• F4-Failed, Flopped, Flunked, Fucked!
• Apple Banana-This is using fruits to replace words, which in this case, is stupid idiot. Which one sounds better? AB or SI?
• RP-Retarded Poly, Rotten Poly, Ridiculous Poly, etc(u go retarded, rotten and ridiculous there:D)
• AAA-Attract Attention Asshole
• BBB-Boring Bombastic Banana
• WHY-Wee Han Yong(Created in 2003, with the idea of wat if the 3 of us joined together:D)
• SSS-Super Spastic Suckers

The truths in my life

• Work to find the importance of slacking, slack to find the importance of slacking more, slack more to find the importance of work.
• If u believe, they will be there. If u don't, they won't be there.
• It's ur life, not others. No matter wat happens, ur opinions always outweigh others, if it's ur life we're toking abt.

i've got attitude; 12:39 am

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Well, tml will be CNY. Normally, at this time, i ought to be at grandma's hse having reunion dinner and after tt, playing mahjong. But somehow or rather, tt ain't happening. Looks like the saying of 'When a person dies, he can't change anything' isn't as true as i tink it is.

Woke up at 1pm, finally got a gd nite's slp this wk. Afterall, i've been waking up early to go to work, man. Played mahjong with 2 sis and bro-in-law, when we stopped for a break. Apparently, mum was crying again. Well, can't rly blame her, someone who has been by ur side and always been ur pillar of strength for more than 25 yrs has suddenly disappeared from her life. Wondered if dad went to visit her in her dreams last nite.

Sometimes i wonder if dad rly comes back to visit us, in our dreams. Dreams are normally formed when a person is slping. It mostly comprises of how our right brain tinks, which is y in dreams, our imagination is at the greatest during tt period of time. Also, it can sometimes represents wat our inner hearts rly wanted, wat we normally would have done if there were no restrictions, no laws, no morals, no watever. In other words, total freedom. Which is y sometimes i wonder the fact tt if we dream abt someone, is it becuz we miss tt person a lot, so we chose a place where tt person could come back again? or izzit becuz the person rly did come back, as a soul to visit us?

Honestly, i would accept none of the above. Ever since dad died, i've only dreamt abt him once, one clear dream with him in it and, tt's it. Maybe it's my lack of memory tt caused me to forget abt other dreams. But if it isn't, then does it mean i dun miss dad at all in my inner heart or dad juz dun wanna visit me, a son which he probably brought up for nth?

Normally, i wouldn't tink abt such things, but somehow or rather, while having dinner juz now, i can't help but tink tt sth seems to be missing from the dinner table. The steamboat was great, so it can't be the food. But somehow or rather, something juz seems to be missing. I can't help but feel a little lost. Maybe it's wat u called not adapted yet?

Too bad i not gambling this yr to save some of the luck. If not, i might have own them and win $$$$$$. Well, it seems tt we played 10 games of mahjong, i happened to win 7. Maybe my sis are noob ba, u nvr noe.

i've got attitude; 8:29 pm

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Oh ya, xh reminded me on tagboard regarding sth i forgot. To add on to monday, sth interesting happened.

On sat, i someway or other figured tt yw's granddad pass on, so i wanted to go the funeral to at least pay respects to him or sth. End up, sat, too tired. Sun, no time, visiting grandma. So it was set on mon, after my work. So, after bugging me for one freaking day, decided tt me and xh gonna go visit yw.

So, on our way there, we could see from the MRT yw's building. Shocking thing was, normally when ppl died, below their hse u can see the funeral thingy, rite? Not for yw, man. So i was tinking, did they held the funeral in the CC, like wat others did for some ritual thingy?

1. Reached Yw hse.
2. Tinking where the funeral is.
3. Crossed the bridge.
4. Starting to panic, couldn't see the funeral things.
5. Decided to call yw
6. TT FUCKING ASSHOLE SAID CREMATION WAS ON TT DAY AND WE MISSED IT BY, A FEW HRS?????????????
7. Went up to his hse.
8. His relatives there.
9. Looks like he was toking the truth.
10. Normally, funeral should be longer, but for his, only go on for, 3 days????
11. Felt like beating tt asshole.
12. End up, waited there for clar.
13. Chat until yw showed us his dotA replay.
14. Crappy la, yet the funniest replay ever.
15. Clar came.
16. I went off first, since me mum wanz me home.

Tt's abt it la, this teaches me an impt lesson. Next time u go to a fren's relative's funeral, MAKE SURE U ASK FOR CREMATION DATE. Dun end up like us, drink too much wulong tea and become wulong as well.

Went to dad's temple to pray for him. The normal, juz put the food, money and pray loh. Then let him eat or sth. This rly makes me wonder leh, they say when a person dies, his soul leaves his body and thus, his soul is wat we called 'ghosts' or any other words we came up for it. If tt's the case, y can't we see 'em? But yet, y does ppl create ghost stories? There muz be some form of basic evidence for 'em to start all these ghost stories thingy la. Could ghosts rly exist, or r they juz some form of a human's imagination, belief, or watever the shit?

For me, since they're dead, we can't prove tt their existance is rly there or sth, i'll juz treat it as they went to another world, like me dad, went to beijing or germany, whichever he prefers. As for me, i'll juz follow traditions even though i dun rly care much for 'em.

So, after the whole thing, my mum went hanging out with her buddies, while i go and find Yvvone and Pearl first. Apparently, the lateness aura is still in Y. P, i can understand, she got some celebration-comittee-dunno-wat-shit(truth is, she joined it to skip maths test) but Y, still got the cheek to be half an hr late. If there's a next time ah, i'm gonna make sure i make her wait for 2 hrs, juz for me sia. This is call, an eye for an eye, revenge is sweet:D

1. Went to Swensens.
2. While waiting for P, we chat la.
3. Debated abt whether to place orders first.
4. Decided to have a show down, scissor paper stone.
5. 3 rounds.
6. I win, we order. I lose, we wait.
7. Won first 2 rounds, tinking if Y purposely lemme win on purpose.
8. Maybe she wanna order too, so she lemme win?
9. Next 2 rounds won by her.
10. Show down match..........
11. I won:D
12. While deciding on which one to order, P cameT_T
13. Ordered food.
14. While waiting, chat la, wat else can we do.
15. Long time no see le, yet those 2 still the joking bunch.
16. If i have to name 2 gd frens outta the many gd frens i have, it'll be 'em.
17. After meal, go take neoprint.
18. Neoprint was a TOTAL DISASTER.
19. Cuz the camera like got problem got problem, so we didn't get rly gd shots.
20. The designing machine also got problem.........
21. Well, the 2 needed to go home for CNY, so i headed to sch.

For sch, i did the most shitty thing i've ever done. Cuz i urgently needed to go to the toilet, and the backgate and sidegate were both closed. Drastic emergencies calls for drastic measures, so i bo bian, climb over the side gate. When i told 'em abt it, they say a camera was being placed there. At first ah, i dun believe, until i passed by there again. And OMFG, THERE IS A CAMERA. SHIT LIAO LA, WAH PIANGZ. I now praying for the best and waiting for lawyer's letter from dear principal to come and sue me liao. Anyone noes any gd lawyers can recommend to me?

So i went to watch the floorball team, which seems as hopeless as ever. Y? Cuz the guys' team had a lesser no. ever since i left, and another guy decided to concentrate at his other cca, jap cult. Thus, conclusion, no advance in floorball at all, even with J1s joining. Looks like Floorball might become a gals' cca afterall.

So, looks like i'm gonna slack for quite a few days. The past days at Panasonic rly tires me out, imagine the amt of time i'm gonna spend there in the future for the $$$$$$$.

Indeed, i've proven the fact tt i'm a rly greedy person, to forsake time for the sake of money. Not bad, i expected nth less from myself:D

i've got attitude; 10:44 pm

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wow, finally got the extra inspirations, plus the TIME to blog. This is one leading factor, cuz no time = no blogging = no stories for readers to read. Here goez:

Saturday

Went out damn early to go to SP, needed to go to JE first. In the end, xh SMS me at around 10am(The time i left hse) to ask where i was. I was tinking he should be at SP, since he said he wanted to be there to play dotA. The funny thing was, i replied him, saying i was at JE when in actual fact, i was still at home:D So when i reached Lakeside, it was alrdy 10.35. Very accurately, while walking past the railway, i saw a mysteriously familiar fat and plump figure wearing specs and has ultra short hair. I stopped and tink, oh man, where have i seen this guy before? well, turns out the dude also woke up late, tt stupid asshole, and since we reached JE by 11, might as well head straight to SP to meet Yvvone, who's bring her bro to the open hse.

Went to SP com lab to spend sometime before yvvone comes. Turns out, com lab was closed. thus, pig and cow spend the rest of the time sitting on the staircase toking. Then, i notice this flag with the word 'Innovex' on it. They come in different colours too, too bad i couldn't get all, i wanted to get one of each colour. So, the stealing skills of a bandit in me awaken, and thus, 4 colours down, but damn it, someone came along, so couldn't steal more.

Yvvone was 40MIN LATE, tt freaking asshole. By tt time ah, i alrdy no mood to see SP liao, so end up, i pang suey her, gave her the things i wanted to give her(including Innovex flags) and ran off. Ended up going to 399, play a bit of dota(Clarence got thrashed rly badly despite the fact tt it was 2v1:D), and went off to gym. So there.

1. Met up with cock and jackass.
2. Went to gym.
3. Only exercised a while, and the assholes all wanted to go swimming.
4. Cock is scared his feathers will be ruined, so he went home first.
5. Pig, me, bear, jumped in lazy river.
6. Jackass followed.
7. He forgot to hang onto his specs.
8. Specs knew how to swim, and went all out on his route to freedom.
9. Jackass borrowed my specs to look for 'em.
10. The asshole drop them into the water.
11. Thankfully, my specs loves me, so they swam back to me.
12. We went swimming in lazy river, looking for the specs.
13. Specs is unstoppable, almost god-like.
14. Still cannot find the specs.
15. Decided to strategize, bear and pig station at a place where the water is transparent enough for them to see wat's inside.
16. Found buddha beads, goggles, but no specs.
17. Went to wave pool.
18. Played wrestling in water(Needless to say, pig is big show)
19. WAVE.............
20. Enjoyed ourselves in the wave pool.
21. Went to the water massage thingy.
22. Apparently, it blew bubbles into the shorts they were wearing(mine was too short)
23. Began joking around again.
24. Figured tt jackass spent 171 bucks to come into swimming pool.
25. Went back to lazy river for last time, hoping to find the god-like specs.
26. Still cannot find.
27. Started raining, life guards chased us out.
28. No hope at all with specs.
29. Showered a while, came out, saw my neighbour sitting there(He taking swimming lessons).
30. Went to get some food, then go home.

So apparently, this teaches us one thing; Either u remove ur specs before u jump into swimming pool or u hang onto them tight. But if u have specs like mine, who will still swim back to its owner, then u got nth to fear, juz do wat u wan:D

Sunday

Went to grandma's hse to celebrate early reunion dinner. Due to the fact tt my lao pa died recently, we can't celebrate cny with relatives for next 3 months. Thus, bo bian.

Grandma was ok when we went there, acting normal and rarely talked abt dad at all. At least not in front of me, tt is. After which she gave us early hongbaos, since we not going to her hse on CNY. I only planning to open it after CNY, so it's still with me, safe and unopen.

Turns out, grandma told my uncles and aunties abt this early reunion dinner, so 2 of 'em came, and after dinner, played mahjong for a while before we headed home. Man, i still have the skill sia, still gd enough to thrash ppl. Mahjong requires skill to read ur opponents' mind, but since they(my sisters) dun have a mind, it's easy to thrash 'em, without using the skill at all.:D

Came home, couldn't slp at all, and to tink i got work the next day sia. It was until 2 am when i finally fell asleep.

Monday

Woke up right on time to take bus to Panasonic Factory Solutions. I tink i'm gonna lodge a complain to SBS abt bus service 182. This is the first time i'm taking tt bus to the factory. The worse thing abt it is tt there was lots of ppl, so i couldn't sit down. To top tt off, I'M A TALL GUY, DAMN IT. THEY MAKE THEIR WINDOWS SO FREAKING LOW, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO NOE WHERE I AM?

In the end, i ended up mistaking a factory for the 2nd Link, so i was like panicking, shit, y am i here? y the ppl not getting off? they all going to 2nd link izzit?

Thank my o'dad a person pressed dingdong at the BD factory, which is juz beside Panasonic. Once i saw the BD factory, i immediately got off the bus without hesitation, afterwhich i cursed and swear SBS on y they dun give bus 182 a double decker bus(Normally i can find my way from a higher angle, call it tall ppl habits)

Went in the factory, went to find Sharine, the HR personnel, whereby she took me to a place to collect uniform and boots. Then she started to explain abt things, how they work here, before taking me to my supervisior. Suey suey ah, supervisior not here, so i ended up helping another PT worker in the warehouse. Apparently, there are 4 more PT other than him working in the factory. Best part(for me) is tt they were recommended by Recruit Express, and they got paid $5.50 an hr, whereas i got paid $7 per hr:D Ya should have seen the shocked faces they wore after knowing the truth.

Panasonic is rly damn rich la. They spend a lot on wellfare for workers. Some of these include:

• Free bus transport to the factory, and they stretch all the way till Yishun.
• Cheap food, plus the white rice and curry is free, so if u're broke, juz eat white rice with some curry sauce.
• Cheap drinks, including cans of drinks like coke tt cost 50cents.
• A recreational hall consisting of table tennis and a gym(only found this one out yesterday)
• Lockers for everyone, including part timers.
• New uniforms and boots for everyone, including part timers(but muz return when u no longer working there)

Wat's so interesting is how u enter the warehouse. In order to get in, u still have to key in the PIN no. and put ur hand there for them to scan. Then, they'll let u in. But if ur hand ain't the correct one, no matter how many times u try, it ain't gonna open.

5S of Panasonic:

• Seiri
• Seiton
• Seiso
• Seiketsu
• Shitsuke

Above are the cleaning rules for panasonic, all in japanese. First one to translate all 5 correctly wins a free meal from me:D

While working, i finally realised the truth behind the existance of humans. And at long last, i came up, with the truth sentence, tt even Confucious couldn't tink of.

Working makes one realise the importance of slacking. Slacking makes one realise the importance of slacking MORE.

I can't believe i actually found this out after living 18 yrs. Wtf, wat have i been doing with my life all these while? From now on, i shall live life, as the meaning of this sentence:D

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

Wanted to work OT, but damn it, cuz it's my first wk here and they wan me to get used to things around here. Therefore, end up, dismissed at 5.30pm. According to my calculations, if i work OT everyday till 10PM, and i work saturdays and sundays as well, i will be earning almost 2.5k per month liao. I'm sure u wanna ask, how is this possible? Well, i shall gladly explain it to u.

OT rates are 1.5 times the normal salary. Plus, i can work OT until 10pm, or even 12 am if i wanted to. Seems like they rly in need of help to let the part timers earn sia. Thus, if i work till 10am, each day, the amt i earn will be $109. Not including weekends, we juz times it by 20, giving us a sweet amt of $2180. Now, we add in the normal 8 hrs of work on saturdays, making it $2180+$(84x4)=$2516. Best part is, if u work OT beyond 9pm, they'll give u a taxi voucher and allow u to take a cab home, This, is wat i call 'SHUANG DAI LE'. Other than being time consuming, it's the best job i've ever grabbed so far. Since i got free time before sch starts, might as well make use of this great chance to make as much money as possible. This way, guarantee won't go broke in sch, not like some fat pig i noe(No offense, mate:D)

So, slogged here and there, worked here and there, but somehow feeling kinda glad, dunno y leh. Somehow, after these long holidays, working seems to give me a sense of satisfaction. Maybe, i should add in another sentence for the essence of my life.

Working makes one realise the importance of slacking. Slacking makes one realise the importance of slacking more. Slacking more makes one realise the importance of working.

Too bad the supervisor went for one FULL DAY meeting today, he wasn't even back when i knocked off work, so i took regular 15min breaks for every hr. Best part was tt i can go slp in warehouse 2 for a while(I work in warehouse 1) before coming back without anyone questioning me. As a matter of fact, i caught this uncle slping in warehouse 2 while i sneaked in to slack for a while.

I wonder how Panasonic can survive for so long, with workers like us?

So, plans for tml were to go IJC a while have lunch with classmates, stick around a bit to see wat's going on. Sad thing was, me mum told me last minute i had to go to pray for my lao pa, so i should be heading to sch at around 9+ ba. Hopefully the sch security guards won't see me. I dun wanna see the principal for 'gatecrashing' into her kingdom sia.

i've got attitude; 9:59 pm

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To say i got the job is wrong. More like i got the job interview. It's only at 4+ when i got the job, officially. Reasoning is simple. The panasonic assholes wan me to go have an interview with them, and their factory, was at tuas. Ya have any idea how big Tuas is? I bet ya dun, asshole.

1. Double-checked at home, the map of where Panasonic Factory Solutions is and where bus-stops are.
2. Left hse, left address of Panasonic Factory Solutions at hse.
3. Went to JP.
4. Set off from JP on 192, tinking it was faster than 182.
5. Was getting sick of being alert and seeing false alarms instead.
6. Finally found the compay near Panasonic Factory Solutions, Asahi Techno Vision.
7. Searching high and low for Panasonic Factory Solutions.
8. Couldn't find Panasonic Factory Solutions.
9. Getting kinda fed-up.
10. Finally asked bus driver where it is.
11. Bus driver got no idea.
12. He let me off at some remote place, nearest landmark is Raffles Marina.
13. Was damn pissed and damn worried, gonna be late for interview.
14. Started cursing and swearing.
15. Took emergency methods by calling employment agency, telling them i gonna be late for interview, cuz i'm LIN(Lost In Nowhere)
16. Got onto the 192, SAW THE SAME BUS DRIVER AGAIN, TT ASSHOLE.
17. Got off at Asahi Techno Vision.
18. Decided to ask around. Finding my way thru.
19. LIN.
20. Saw a taxi uncle, asked him where Panasonic Factory Solutions is.
21. He also dunno.
22. Fed up, decided to take taxi back to JP.
23. Halfway, taxi uncle's fren replied, saying he noe where Panasonic Factory Solutions is.
24. Took a U-Turn, a big one, went running by the expressway.
25. Found Panasonic Factory Solutions.
26. Paid happily $7 to the taxi uncle.
27. Went thru interview.
28. Was walking out, realised Panasonic Factory Solutions was near the place i met taxi uncle.
29. Started cursing and swearing at taxi uncle.
30. Thought for a while, then started cursing and swearing at Panasonic, saying if they dun gimme the job, i gonna burn the factory down.
31. Got onto 192.
32. 15min passed.
33. Employment agency called, saying i got the god-damn job tt cost me a whole day of cursing and swearing.
34. Over the moon(or sun, since it's in the day).
35. Went home, damn beat, too tired and ashamed to describe details to mum.

Apparently, i got my dad's sense of direction, but somehow, mum's no sense of direction got mixed into my blood as well, so end up, i am in the correct place, but walking in circles. This is called luck lvl unlimited, skill lvl zero.

Not bad la, got a job at last. According to 'em, seems like i have to work OT often, fine by me!! OT pay is 1.5 times normal rate, can earn money, y not?

• $7 per hr.
• 1.5 normal rates for OT.
• No part shall be given to CPF.
• 8am - 5.30pm.
• May have to work at weekends, which shall be considered as OT as well.
• May extend contract if they tink i'm gd.

So tt's it, folks. Happy schooling, and for me, happy working:D

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Apparently, most of my frens in J2 seem to be feeling the heat. Big time, especially those in IJC. Since they're the 'pioneer batch', whether the sch will attract students a not is up to them. Looks like the teachers are drilling them worse than i thought. Maybe it ain't so bad tt i got outta jc. Especially PE time, becuz those inhuman sadistic assholes have unleashed their true nature and started hell training for the J2. Make them run in the rain, a complusory must to attend make-up PE lessons if u missed 'em, it sure gave me the shivers when i tink abt it.

I swear tt i will try not to disturb the J2s and tempt them with slacking or playing, from now till end of a'lvls.

i've got attitude; 1:43 am

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Woke up in the morning with a sudden thought, tinking if the job thingy was a prank call by some asshole who noes i wan a job urgently, when suddenly, the job agency called again.

IT'S REAL, MAN, I GOT A JOB:D

Goodbye to hols and watever the shit, but i have enough slacking alrdy, so time to work. Hopefully can start work by next mon. $7 per hr and working from 8am to 5.30pm, 5 days every wk. Not a bad job, eh?

Went to gym yesterday again. Back injury wasn't healed completely, but it's more than enough for me to do my normal sets of workout there. Afterwhich i went off to SP to look for clar, so as to play some free dotA. As much as i like SP for its free dota facilities, i'm starting to get pissed off at the fact, tt it's made in a weird way, like a maze. I dunno if clar is juz stupid, making us walk in circles, but if SP is rly like this, i'll have to reconsider and might go to NP, some place with a more reorganised set of buildings.

In my opinion, RP got KO becuz it reminds me of innova, whereas SP is gonna get KO becuz its buildings are built in a maze-kinda-pattern. Looks like in the end, still go NP.

In the end, it doesn't even matter................

But for now, from an objective point of view and weighing the pros and cons of each poly, i muz say, this is indeed a tough choice to make, but somehow got simpler ever since RP got KO.

i've got attitude; 10:05 am

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My mum is a poor liar. Just yesterday, she went out, and called home to check if i woke up or not.

Me:Where r u now?

Mum:I'm at Jurong Point!

After saying tt, the background noise suddenly got the MRT announcement, saying 'Chinese Garden, Chinese Garden'.

Me: U're at Chinese Garden now, rite?

Mum:I'm at Jurong Point!

U can either call this poor lying or poor language, cuz my mum later explained she was going to say she's going TO jurong point, not at jurong point. But somehow, the words came out the wrong way.

Apparently, er jie's gonna officially move to her BF's hse. Seems like her new workplace is at Tampanies(watever way ya spell it) and it takes 2hrs30min approximately to reach there from the hse, whereas it takes 45 min to reach her workplace from lawerence's hse, so it's sayonara and some peace for me at home, once again. Let's hope this continues, ya?

Not tt i got any feud against her, but sometimes she seriously piss me off big time, especially when she locked the com with a password and took away my PS2 wires, juz becuz i suey suey got insomnia nowadays. She took them away from my life, and i still have insomnia, regardless of whether they're in my life or not. So this proves, tt my insomnia wasn't caused by the com or the PS2, but more to do with the direction of where my life is heading now. Thankfully, my dajie wasn't so insensitive or watever, but honestly, i tried out 3 days without touching the com and PS2 and it seems, tt i still got the weird habit of slping till 1am, wake up, unable to slp for 2 hrs, before collapsing again.

My brain is malfunctioning big time, muz be the result of too long nvr study.

If she take away the com and PS2, i simply replace it with a TV, VCDs, DVDs, and i still get by life. Not as if she can ban me from watching TV. Juz so happens tt preferences make me prefer a com and PS2 more than TV. Besides, no interesting taiwan dramas on TV, so TV wasn't as it used to be.

Kinda wish these hols will end quickly, 6 months of hols is no joke, man. In fact, it's more than enough to make one go stupid and retarded.

i've got attitude; 10:37 am

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Friday came and went like wind passing me. Not tt i wanna say, but the only interesting thing would be the OG outing, i guess.

But this time, this outing has somehow confirmed my worse fears. But it also relieved me, becuz i was the victim, not the rapist in this case.

For those who dunno, here's how it went:

Last yr, i went to this OG chalet, as usual, set up by them, the usual OG19. I rmbred on the 2nd nite, i was dead beat and went to bed. As the 2 beds were joined together, i slept on the left bed while a gal was slping on the right bed. Next morning, i was on the right bed, for some unknown reason. So on the MRT, i closed my eyes but couldn't get to slp for some reason again. And i heard the guys saying 'Ya la, the both of them sticked so close together, even got his leg over, blah blah blah, he so early slp, dunno wat he tinking of sia........'

As anyone who heard tt, using common logic, u can tell tt i was the one who somehow shifted to the right bed and even, wat, got my leg over?????

Thankfully, this time, while i was waiting for the rest of them to turn up, this guy showed me a photo taken by his HP. He told me it was something 'scandalous sia', which is a word i presumed, the latest in JJC? So i look at it and to my utter horror, shock, and yet relief, it showed me and the gal slping side by side. Wat's gd abt it, was tt the gal was hugging me and got her leg over me, not the other way round, so thank my dad i nvr did anything to taint my name or reputation.

So this time's OG outing should be ok ba, we have dinner together, tok abt old times, and since first 3 months orientation juz passed, some of 'em were still chanting the cheers. Not too bad, for a group of ppl u can almost called strangers. Afterwhich we went to play pool and sent each other home.

Saturday wasn't so bad. Intended to return Pearl her notes and jio her to come RP open hse with me but sadly, the gal couldn't make it. Looks like i have to find some other time to return her notes back.

So i met a pig and a bear(pig was late as usual), found the crab's brother going home and went off to find crab at woodlands. Wat's shocking, was tt the stupid freaking Retarded piece of shit poly, was even further. Wat do i meant? It means tt its distance btw the MRT and it was greater than the distance btw IJC and MRT. I had half a mind to kick it outta my list of options, but nvr mind, muz see the place first. Then when i saw the fact tt only one building was finished, the entire RP options got kicked outta my mind totally. Reminded me of IJC when i first stepped in tt freaking place. To make things worse, their CCAs seem rly noobie and i couldn't find the course lecturer. And u, call this an open hse? I called it a big waste of time and effort, dude.

Afterwhich, xh and i wanted to go gym, but looking at the time, we decided we'll head over there on sun. So, we went to Khatib to pass a bit of time there, before heading home.

Went to gym on sunday. A jackass was supposed to join us, but he put us pigeons, so only pig and cow went over to the gym. Muz be too long nvr exericse liao, my knnccb back ached like shit after the entire freaking exercise. To make things better, i saw a kbkp kia tt i nvr did like who was my classmate for sec1 and 2(can't rmbr his name) and zi loong, this shortie(same as crab). Also saw Terence Chua, man, tt dude sure is a bodybuilder, one look at his muscles and u can tell.

Juz realised my mum got sth against the indians. I sweared, she definitely got sth against them. Cuz i removed the iron grilling in order to wipe the windows, but stopped halfway becuz of my back. So at nite, i wasn't intending to put back to grillings, and my mum came in and scolded me.

Mum: Wat if the indians climb thru the ledge and got in?

Me:Will meh?

Dajie:Of course la.

Me:...........

After a while, i thought abt it, with me and my da jie in my rm, the grillings back in position. then i asked my sis.

Me:There are needles outside to chase the pigeons out leh, the indians aren't tt stupid wat.

Dajie:U noe wat the indians sleep on a not?

Me:A bed?

Dajie:No, they sleep on needle bed, so wat makes u tink the needles will chase them out?

Me:U might as well say they sleep on burning coal!!!!!!!

Dajie:Tt's y it's fun tricking u, u're damn easy to trick.

We both laughed, then i went to mum's rm to accuse her of cheating my thoughts. To make things worse ah, she still insisted tt the indians will come thru the ledge while stepping on the needles. Rly ah, like mother, like daughter sia.........My mum got sth against indians, so does my 2 sisters. Dotz.

Well, the above part was not meant to spark a racial riot or anything, so no offense, my indian mates.

i've got attitude; 12:29 am

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Been raining quite a lot lately, dunno y the sky suddenly wanna cry until so damn jia lat. Either tt or it juz wanna provide me with a comfortable environment to slp in at home. Hate to admit it, but this kinda weather is suitable for slackers like me to slp at home. SHUANG DAI LE:D

Ya ya, u all got sch, cannot slp. Well, my business?:P

Will be heading to IJC tml. This time, it's probably my last time, so i'll try to upload warcraft into every com for my dear innovians. For the LAN problem, solve it urself la.

OK, i admit, this ain't the first time u guys see 'heading to IJC'. U might wanna ask wat abt the past few times i said i was going to go? Well, due to unforseen circumstances such as the gd weather, i was unable to resist and ended up slamming the alarm clock and dropping dead on my bed, until around, 2+???

I tink, tt i'm gonna go down to Sheng Shiong supermarket and beg them to let me have a job. Normally, i won't be desperate. But lately, i realised all i've been doing these few days is eat, play, sleep. I mean, SERIOUSLY, MAN. I wake up, i eat, i play, i eat again, i play again, then i sleep. Cycle repeats itself again and again for the past few days. Now my unconfirmed fears of me gaining weight has been officially comfirmed. Not tt i can help it, but it's been raining so badly nowadays tt even i can't go jogging, or do any exercising at all. Shit sia, in my opinion. I ain't sticking to my new yr resolution. Hopefully this rly gd weather will go away, it's been raining too much these few dayz. Even my mum took out the winter clothes, tt she brought to genting, to wear. Honestly shocking, cuz i'm still in my t-shirt and shorts, feeling tt the weather's juz a bit cooler.

XH juz phoned me, asking me if i wanna go gym. Here's how he put it:'Eh, i tink we dun play dotA this sat. We should have a healthier lifestyle. Y not we go to the gym ah? But i tink got 2 ppl won't go. One is Clarence, the other is Yongwen. Clarence, obvious la, as for yw, he too short le, he go there, ppl will ask little boy, u come to gym with ur father izzit??'

Shocking things abt this phonecall

1. Wat tempted xiuhao to go to gym?
2. How and who gave him the inspiration?
3. Y tell me abt it first?

Honestly, i was rly surprised tt xh asked me abt it, though i seriously hoped tt he is finally preparing for NS. Ya nvr noe, though. Wat i'm amazed is who the heck managed to inspire him and how did tt person do it? Shocking, ain't it?

No offence, mates.

Not bad, with xh's new hairstyle plus his hopefully-lasting-for-at-least-1-yr determination to exercise, he'll probably land himself a gf soon enough. Well, we'll see.........

Will be going to OG19 outing tml. This OG, of course, refers to tt time at 1st 3 months in JJC. Thankfully, the regret i used to feel whenever i see JJtians is gone, so nth much. Besides, going out is better than slacking at home. Reminds me, i wonder how this bonds can still go on for so long, despite the fact tt i haven't seen them for a really long time. When i entered IJC, the bonding there wasn't so great and everyone ignores one another after the whole orientation, despite being in the same OG last time. I guess this is y ppl weren't so commited to the sch, eh?

If i still can't get a job, outta boredom's sake, i'm gonna start a new group tt allows ppl to find their partners here(hopefully)

S.D.U(Single, Desperate, Uncommon)

Tink u belong to either of the 3, or all of 'em? Well, then come on in!!!!! We gladly welcome any, as long as u're desperate, u're definitely wanted here!!!

Our job is to find u partners for, practically, the next few months of ur life??? Well, time isn't a problem, wat's impt is everyone has fun and enjoy this period of time, rite?

No matter how u look, no matter how weird ur character is, no matter how desperate u r, we want u!!!!!! We are the professionals trained to specially find partners tt belong to at least one of ur preferences!! So wat r u waiting for? Come on in!!

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Sounds kinda lame, maybe i'll improve on it, when i got the time.

Ok, so u guys wanna noe how i'll advertise myself on the newspaper? Well, here goes:

If u were to advertise urself in a single and seeking newspaper column, wat would u put??????????

Attractive and expensive foreign talent. Easy to rear, judging from the amt of fields in singapore. Mostly looking for those who can appreciate. ONLY LOOKING FOR GALS, NO GAYS, NO GUYS, NO LESIBANS, NO BISEXUALS, ONLY GALS.Prefereably, gals who are younger than me, or same age, which is 18(If u're older, u can still put down ur name and hope for the best.)Also, muz have rich and powerful background. Tink u fulfill all requirements? Well, last one is easy. Muz be shorter than me(My height:184cm)

For all those who wanna continue, u can continue in ur own blogs, i noe a lot of ppl read my blog, even for those whom i dunno ther identities. Tt's all.

Honestly, how can one be desperate for a stead if his life is messed up, even without a stead?

i've got attitude; 12:34 am

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Now this is when life kinda gets boring, man. Everyone i noe alrdy freaking hell started sch and went back to sch. Sian loh, they all at least got sth to do, whereas all i got is stay home and freaking hell slack.

Didn't went back to sch on thurs and fri. Reasons are:

1. Too lazy to wake up early.
2. Felt tt there's nth much in sch, considering the fact tt i'm unsure if i can attend tutorials.
3. Only one magic show to attract me, not gd enough.
4. Dunno which is worse, playing at home or playing in the sch com lab.
5. Seeing my fellow frens working hard kinda scares the hell outta me.

Apparently, there's a block test after CNY, a summer test after june hols, a prelims exams after september and finally, a'lvls. Throughout the whole freaking yr, it's exams, tests, exams, tests for J2 students of innova. When i see such things happening, it kinda gives me the shivers, even though i ain't an innovian anymore. I can expect the stress those asshole J2 students muz be facing worse stuff than me tt i can't imagine.

For the magic show at innova, this one was damn amusing. During chem lecture, the lecturer took out a beaker with a towel in it and said the towel was soaked in alcohol. To confirm tt fact, he let a student smell it. And holding the towel with tongs and a lighter, he pronounce tt the freaking towel won't catch fire, despite having alcohol in it. This was when things got amusing. He lighted the lighter and the freaking towel caught fire. I could have freaking hell died of laughter, man, until the fire stopped and to my surprise, the towel ain't burnt at all. Tt lecturer definitely casted some magic on the towel before doing this experiment, man.

Should be going back to innova on monday, not tt i wanted to, but i still owe Pearl her freaking Arene notes. Thought i passed her back alrdy, but obviously, tt ain't the case. Kinda tickles me, becuz i borrowed it from her for so long and i still haven't copied any of 'em.

Went to accompany xianhui to the clinic. piangz, this spoilt brat rly is a flop when it comes to taking bus. We still have to searched the clinic for a while before we found it. Should have known not to accompany her, she sounded so weak on the phone and when i saw her, as normal, no difference. I muz bear tt in mind so as not to fall for same tricks from other gals as well.

After which, i went to 399 to meet crab brothers, bear and pig for LAN gaming, mainly dotA. Call it fate, i ran into crab brothers on the bus 98, at lakeside stop. Looks like we still got some yuan feng, eh?=P

I'm sincerely praying tt i can get a freaking job by next wk, i sure dun wanna be bored to death at home on the TV, com and PS2. Y? Throughout this period, i've proven tt too much games is rly bad for ur mind. My dreams lately had those weird running around, flying around, fighting around stuff, making me unable to get a sound sleep nowadays. I tink i'm gonna stop playing games for one week and see how it goes. If not, it's a sooner or later thing i suffer from mental disorder.

If it's jobless for the wk, then i'll force my freaking body back into training for NS mode. Somehow or rather, i get a bad feeling tt i'll enter NS soon nowadays.........Luck rly sux to the core this yr, so i ain't gonna waste it on gambling. For all those who wanted revenge from me for taking away ur money thru gambling last yr, sry ah, this yr i have to retire and save my luck for better causes.

By the way, any bo liao kia who wanna help me do up a new template, pls register in the tagboard beside this entry. I tink i held this template for too long, muz change a new one nia. Hopefully, a proper one as well this time

i've got attitude; 12:27 am

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Went to sch on wed, maybe it was due too inbalance of body clock, i was late in meeting up with saiki and qy. Therefore, went to sch with the shit feeling in me, becuz i couldn't see any IJC ppl in the same mrt as me. It was until jurong east when i saw a few, so i was like 'phew', becuz i dunno wat to say if i was late and they wanna write my name. Wat am i supposed to tell them i was, a gatecrasher?? dotz.

Apparently, quite a few of 'em got a shock some form of another, plus my long hair made it more easy for the teachers to spot me and ask a few qns. Surprisingly, only one did and tt one was none other than my ct, mrs naidu.

End up, i spent 3 hrs in com lab playing warcraft and 2 in the LT attending lectures. Kinda bo liao, if u ask me, so i tink i'm gonna gatecrash the tutorials as well to see wat reactions the subject teachers will give.

Of course some will ask me, u can't install warcraft in sch com, how to play? wahahahhahahahahahahhaha, thing is, i dun even need to install to play it, u figure the rest urself.

Today is thurs, and reason i ain't in sch is becuz someway or other, i managed to oversleep again. Looks like i better find a job fast to switch my body clock back in place. If not, i'm a goner when poly starts.

i've got attitude; 3:24 pm

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Supposedly, was supposed to go back to sch for the fun of it. unfortunately, muz be too long nvr wake up early in the morning, so my body somehow overslept all the way until 12+ before i woke up in a shock, tinking y the sky alrdy so freaking bright. After tinking for a while, i realised my fren did call me to wake me up, but looks like it didn't work. Also, by looking at the alarm clock, looks like my body did wat it normally did; Got up, slam the alarm clock, went back to slp.

Hopefully, by tml, my body better get itself used to waking up early, otherwise i can forget abt going back to IJC for the rest of my life.

Mum's going to genting tml morning, all the way till friday before she comes back. Other than wishing her a safe trip, i hope nth's gonna happen. Since genting is on a hill, meaning there's no tsunamis, nor is it targeted by terrorists, the major worry is off my mind.

Other than tt, no other shocking incidents so far. Maybe i should have went with her, at least enjoy the cold weather there once in a while, but i rmbred the last time i went there, i fell sick the moment i came back. so, maybe next time???

i've got attitude; 4:07 pm

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Scary pic sia.......for those who play maple, u'll understand.......... for those who dun, well, jump quest is the most annoying quest in maple.........which is y it's a nightmare to do it, despite the fact tt u get gd items outta it.....

Shall be heading to school tml..........sch, as in IJC. Afterall, no job, nth to do, loads of free time, sch is always the best, especially with the thought of watching others work hard while u slack=D

Before i leave my beloved innovians, i shall grant u all a gift. YES, THE GIFT OF THE COM LAB!!!!!!!!! everytime, there's no games in the com lab except yahoo games......i'm sure u guys r pretty bored, rite? this time, i'm gonna upload Warcraft, Frozen Throne with dotA files inside.....i'm sure u understand wat tt means, rite? u get to play warcraft in the com lab!!!!!! and the best part is, there's no need to install it and no CD required to play the game! pretty cool, eh?

there is one worry on my mind.......... Regarding this stupid freaking thing i was supposed to register for the NS, i was supposed to push my deferment all the way back to yr 2008 Dec. This is where the problem is. The info tt they have, is my deferment stops at 2006 Dec, and tt i'm still in IJC. AND, i'm not in IJC, nor am i an any poly at all. So wat reason do i give for my deferment? i can't possibly put myself in SP, when i'm not a SP student in the first place, man. Sure sux, looks like i found another loophole in the government's system.

Was out early in the morning. Well, not so early, considering tt i was supposed to meet 'em at 9am, and i woke up at 9am. Nice rite, wtf sia, so i tink the cock got fed up and went home first. After like 2 hrs of LAN gaming, we went to withness the fall of the xh hair empire, whereby the hairdresser had a really hard time with him. His hair is freakingly thick, thicker than mine, and long, and best part, it curls, so u can't rly tell it's long. When clar and i studied the hair, to our shock, it still curls. Wtf sia, but after the hairdresser was done, i was like omfg, who the hell is this guy? Reminds me of someone i noe..........=D All photos of the process are in clar's hp, and tt gay can't connect to his PC to get the pics outta the HP, so hopefully, next time can update the photos of the before and after process.

Hope i won't meet the principal tml, i kept having a bad feeling i'll run into her someway or the other. My luck at the beginning of the yr was alrdy starting to sux like shit sia....... When i tried to cook the instant pasta and was melting the butter in the pan alrdy, i opened the fridge and, NO MILK???????? Then when i wanted to take the bus, it went off once i reached the bus stop. After looking at the endless amt of taxis, i decided to take one and, NO TAXI AND BUS?????? Seriously, i muz find some way to get my luck to rise or somebody's gotta get the hurt real bad.........

Well, tt's it for me, meeting saiki and qingyun early in the morning, still can't figure out y those 2 assholes wanna go to sch tt early, damn it.

i've got attitude; 12:49 am

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YEA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2005 IS FINALLY OUTTA MY SIGHT!!!!!!!! hopefully, 2006 will be a better yr than 2005, with more peace, less conflict, and most importantly, more $$$$$$$ for me to spend=D

My new yr resolutions for this yr:

1. I will train in my fitness to get rdy for NS.
2. I will reconsider abt the getting-a-galfren part after seeing so many ppl getting together and breaking off again.
3. I will work hard in watever poly course i entered, considering tt i'm very behind ppl the same age as me.
4. I will not pon any part of the course, unless valid reasons allowed me to do so.
5. I will use the com less and save on electricity bills for the family.
6. I will definitely get a job during holidays.
7. I will increase the lameness of my character to the max and outdo every lamer out there=D.
8. I will retrain in the arts of IT(Ignorance and Tolerance) and revert to one with a longer temper.
9. I will forgive the sins of wat my er jie do to me and avoid conflict with her, no matter wat.
10. I will stop going back to IJC once the first 3 months for J1 students are over.

I got an ultra bad feeling this is gonna be a very unlucky yr for me. Well, events tt happened in the wee hours of the new yr causes me to tink so.

The bunch of buddies, including yw, yq, ws, wk, clar and xh coming over to stay for the nite. Shocking thing was, they were alrdy enjoying themselves(I hope) by 12pm, when i expected them only at 6.30pm. yea, wtf, but oh well.

1. Arrival of the cock.
2. Quite a lot of drinks came with him.
3. Arrival of the jackass.
4. Arrival of the pig.
5. He brought some longan jelly.
6. Started to watch anime on my com, as usual, while waiting for the rest.
7. Arrival of goh brothers, who wanted to play dota.
8. Jackass got no money, so didn't play.
9. Arrival of the teddy bear.
10. Went downstairs to play monopoly.
11. Lost the game with the pig, cock and bear combining their properties.
12. Went off with a bear and jackass to buy pizza.
13. Received a weird SMS from some freako, saying he got my no, from the internet.
14. Decided to ignore him, these weirdos are increasing nowadays.
15. Came back, with the rest of 'em hogging to my PS2.
16. Went to take a bath.
17. Went to have dinner, with my mum cooking curry.
18. Thought of the animal for yw, which is crab(a.k.a crap)
19. Went for a walk downstairs after dinner, since we ate till damn full.
20. Got a phonecall from pri sch fren, xianhui, asking me to join 'em at another pri sch fren's hse(which is on the 12th floor)
21. Realised bear and crab came back first, pig and cock went MIA.
22. Went to 12th floor.
23. Saw xianhui, Loriene(is her house, so of course will see her la) and huizhen(she nvr changed a lot ever since pri sch..........)
24. Stayed there a while, and reading this comic which they say is love story.
25. Realised it was the RA comic tt got banned in singapore(RA as in got the guy and the gal having sex outta nowhere)
26. Wondered if gals who liked these comics are hornier than i thought.
27. Went back, mum went out with er jie.
28. Shifted the PS2 downstairs, first time playing on a Flat Screen TV.
29. Went to the park, starting the mini game of counter strike, with spray cans as weapons.
30. Again, cock, bear and pig joined forces.
31. Wanted to backstab them but the cheebye kias kept staying together, making it impossible.
32. Crab and jackass joined their team, making it 5v1, with neighbour and crab brother MIA.
33. Finally when outta ammo, forcing me to surrender.
34. Not a bad performance by me, considering the fact tt i got surrounded quite a few times and still got outta the mess.
35. HERE COMES 2006.
36. Played with sparklers, the ones tt have sounds and lighted quite a lot of 'em.
37. Came back home to bath and relax a while.
38. Jackass's mum called to ask him to go home, leaving us no choice but to let go of him.
39. Didn't slp until morning, whereby bear and pig the first ones down for the count.
40. Went off to pray for Dad afterwards at the temple.
41. Immediately rushed home to get some beauty sleep.

Rules for the counterstrike game were tt we cannot get rid of the things tt sticked to us when we use the spray cans. Duration was around 45 min, but too bad it wasn't so much of a 1v1 game, instead, it changed to 3v1 to 5v1, which was the only sad part tt made the game not so exciting afterall, cuz more running was involved. Running, as in escaping.

Also, when the pig and bear was down for the count, the pig snored like shit, forcing me to pinch his freaking nose till he woke up. Quite amusing, looking at his reactions.

Well, tt's it for today. Speaking of which, i might really go back to IJC for this wk afterall, since i seriously got nth to do and still haven't got a job yet. Go back see see look look for the last time ba, i guess.

i've got attitude; 1:08 am

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