2007/06/26
Juz woken up, thx to the sudden thunderstorm tt's going on. I saw the signs of it coming before i went to slp, as u can see the sky lighting up from the lightning tt was going on throughout the skies outside my windows.
Didn't wanna wake up, but suddenly rmbred tt my clothes were still hanging at the balcony and normally, it's either me or mum who salvages 'em.
When i chionged downstairs, it was alrdy the aftermath. Looks like i gotta hang them out tml again.
But one thing i noticed: The house was FUCKING STUFFY AND HOT, despite the heavy rain outside and the cold temp. of the balcony. Wah, bua tahan sia, immediately opened the balcony and house doors and let the cold wind blow in, provide some ventilation. If not ah, our hse temp. macham like before-the-rain-state, no change at all.
So i'm struck downstairs right now, still waiting for the hse temp. to drop. Not a bad idea, i can see it working alrdy.
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I tink i'm screwed from french. Went for a 4-hr lesson today, and the only thing i can rmbr now is how to say 0-19, and how to say "Oui" like Mr Bean.
Maybe i should start having some interest in some useful things once in a while.
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1:12 am
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2007/06/25
Went to my first french lesson today. Was kinda dreading it, becuz when i saw the teacher's e.mail, i thought i have to put in a lot of effort.
Well, lessons were actually quite cool.
Some things amazing abt French- When the teacher toks, it sounds like he's singing
- When u repeat after him, u'll realise ur mouth starts to get slanted
- When u look at the words, u'll tink how similar, yet different it is from english
At the last part, we were having a practice session, and the teacher was having a 1-1 chatting session with us. So when it was my turn, he asked me:
"Vous etes nationalite Japanois?"
Which basically means "Is ur nationality Japanese?". He spoke too fast, so i heard it as "Do u speak Japanese?" So i answered back:
"Oui, je parle Japanois comme-ci comme-sa"
Basically, meaning "Yes, I speak japanese soso". Ya wouldn't believed the amt of laughter tt roared the moment i said tt.
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Yesterday, ws xh and i were having this discussion abt "Divine Retributions". Cuz when we take recent, or not-so-recent- but-considered-recent events into consideration, retributions are alrdy happening to the assholes who always make those rly cb remarks.
Gd examples:
- YW a.k.a Best Example: His You-Noe-Wat
- WS a.k.a Funny Example: His $100 and Cup Noodles
For yw, i won't elaborate, but for ws, his rly was a funny case. He forgot to lock his locker at base, so when he came back, the $100 and cup noodles were gone.
So we were starting to believe divine retribution rly exist afterall.
Then ws started shooting his mouth off again. U would have thought he learnt his lesson, and the jiao kia said: "I'm making up for tt $100 of divine retribution".
No wonder they say it's best to enjoy urself when u're alive.
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8:09 pm
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2007/06/19
Juz received the most ridiculous e.mail of my life. It's from USA pharmacy, subject is Online Menshealth and apparently, these were inside their order form.
- Viagra
- Viagra Soft
- Cialis
- Cialis Soft
- Xanax
- Soma
- Ambien
- Tramadol
- Valium
- Meridia
As u can tell from the 1st two names, it's probably those "strengthening" pills.
Ok, i can understand wat they're selling, but WHY THE HECK DID U SEND THIS ORDER FORM TO ME? DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED IT?
I seriously dun understand how the world of advertising works anymore.
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9:48 pm
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As part of my learning guide for life, i've decided to do a write-up on the kind of groupmates tt u will wan in ur group, and the kind of groupmates tt u will NOT wan in ur group.
Types of people that u'll wan in ur group- Hardworking type
- Gives-u-inspiration-to-work type
- Slacks-but-gives-good-work type
- Last-min-chiong type(this one depends)
- Does-all-the-work-and-does-not-complain type
- Unites-the-whole-group type
- Good-english type
Types of people that u will NOT wan in ur group
- Slacker type
- Gives-lousy-work type
- Wait-for-u-to-do-all-the-work type
- Only-works-hard-when-it's-individual-work-and-slacks-when-it's-group-work type
- Always-pisses-u-off type
- All-words-no-work type
- Lousy-english type
- Plagiarism-no.1 type
- Drags-the-whole-team-down type
Feel free to add on anymore choices.
P.S: Tubs of Lard got excluded as we're stereotyping if we did write tt down.
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3:59 pm
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2007/06/17
I suspect there's a conspiracy btw all the aunties in the market.
- Went to the market with mum today
- Was supposed to be following her
- Suddenly, a lot of aunties outta nowhere blocked me
- Whereas my mum pass by them smoothly
- Took me a while to get out of the crowd
- And the same thing kept happening
- For a total of 7 times
I tink they probably got it planned out. When one of their comrades in a hurry to pass or sth, they allow a smooth exit for her, whereas there's no chance of tt happening for others.
Auntie Power!!!!
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1:19 pm
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One of the best i've ever watched. Suggested tt u at least watch Ocean's 11 before watching this.
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In the army, they normally address one another by their intials, followed by surname. For example, some dude is named Tan Ah Seng, so he'll be addressed as A.S.Tan.
These are some of the intials and surnames u might not wan.
- C.K.Tang
- I.Q.Low
- C.B.Khoo
- A.R.Ee
Went out with the animals today. V.long nvr hang out with 'em in one whole gang and go out. Poor ws, still haven't found his cup noodlesXD
Tt suey kia went to training, didn't lock his locker and when he came back, everything inside was stolen, from his cup noodles to $100.
Wah, i rly tink i met more than enuff cb kias to last me my whole life.
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Dreamt tt i was at a beach last nite. Then, i saw this 10 storey high wave approaching from v.far away at the sea. Was too shocked and began running like siao, until the wave caught up with me, and tt was when i woke up.
Tt was the 2nd part. First part, dreamt abt my dad scolding my er jie. Sth abt her spending too much money the moment she earned it. Gd dream, man. Who the heck will spend a gd $80 on a haircut tt made her looked like Willy Wonka?
Sometimes, i rather ppl donate money to me than spend it on stupid things.
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12:48 am
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2007/06/14
Sore Throat.
Suspected Finishing Blow: Curry Fish Head.
Shit.
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Looks like i'm far stronger than i thought.
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10:30 am
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2007/06/13
I've decided.
When i die, these are some of the things tt i wan 'em to do with my body.
- Donate any usable organs or body parts
- Juz burn or bury me straightaway. I can do without the K-Box session tt they always hold at funerals
- Dun stick my body in some coffin. I dun wanna die and end up in some squeezy and enclosed place.
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Download rates rly are quite fast nowadays.
I'm downloading 7 things using bitcomet and the total dl rate is 562 kB/s. Not bad, eh.
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2:28 pm
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2007/06/10
Had this funny flashback of the past lately.It's funny becuz it didn't happen recently. In fact, it was a memory from rly very long ago, back when i was primary 1.
- Was doing El Tech
- Writing down the formulas and stuff
- Wrote down 50 - 23 - 5 or something like tt
- Suddenly had this flashback
- Happened in primary 1
- At tt time, juz got back maths exam paper
- Scored 100/100
- Ren Cheang(was in my class from pri1 - 6, sec 3-4, jc first 3 months) got 98/100
- Apparently, he got deducted two marks becuz he wrote 10 -5 -2
- At tt time, pri sch kids ain't supposed to write maths like tt, so his marks got deducted
My lecturer happened to be there, so i asked her if she had such sudden flashbacks of the past before. Then she began looking at me in a strange manner, as though i'm some lao ah pek or sth.
Man, i muz be getting rly old.
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Muz go cut hair tml, hair is fucking long now.
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10:47 pm
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2007/06/06
Took the TPFF( Transfer Processes and Fluid Flow) paper today. Was damn happy, becuz the paper was set until si bei idiot-proof and if u do before his tutorials, there's no reason why u can't do it.
Only problem was the 2nd part of the paper, apparently, i made some sorta minor error tt AFFECTS ALL MY CALCULATED VALUES AND ANSWERS.
Good game sia.
By rite, when calculating the friction factor, my unit for the diameter should be in mm. Beginning, i forgot, until i realised that the friction factor could not be found. Also, value of the internal diameter was 50mm.
In my half-awake state, i wrote down 5mm.
Calculated values ah, answers ah, everything buang liao. Sure goes to show how much the difference of 45mm can make a difference.
The only thing i worry abt is M*rko S*oll saying things like, "U mean u're telling me a pipe with 5mm internal diameter actually exist? I'm amazed..... U're the inventor of it in the future?"
I see a same crisis heading to me, the same as the lab coat one.
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8:51 pm
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2007/06/05
Common tests this wk. Not much of a biggie, considering how little they taught us and are alrdy trying to test us with those topics.
El Tech(Electrical Technology) was some easy shit. Other than the 4 marks qn whereby i rmbr the formula wrongly, the rest of the qns faced no difficulties. Well, i guess i better enjoy this period while it last, becuz i got a feeling when it's the biomol paper, i'm gonna be banging my head.
Was studying biomol juz now and came across a term "Inclusions". In the slide, they wrote: "collectively knows as volutin, reserves inorganic phosphate (polyphosphates) used in synthesis of ATP."
Began asking here and there whether there were simpler terms, or wat's the actual meaning of "inclusions". Discussed quite some time with yw, winter and mc before we finally came to the conclusion, tt it's juz food rations for the cell to use in times of starvation.
So why the hell do they have to put these cheem cheem terms, when the sentence above will suffice? Tt's y i say biologists got no user-friendly options at all. They give such cheem terms, tinking they're very great and all, and after tt, u see ppl like us suffering and having splitting headaches.
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The most important functions that we humans should have are user-friendly and idiot-proof functions.-Recently, there're quite a lot of commotion made abt global warming, greenhouse gases, blah blah blah.
Honestly, if u asked me, i tink countries like china and US should stop their political shit and start tinking abt how to make a world tt our next generation can actually live in. U see all the shit they're toking abt, eh, weapons ah, trade ah, wat shit is this? When earth's climates start to change, ppl start dying and before u noe it, u dun even have any humans left to govern over.
Wat pisses me off like siao, was tt these countries actually rejected the results of the internation scientist thingy, saying that the greenhouse gases they emmit are not so much and they refused to take any further actions.
I guess it might be highly possible that we humans are parasitic life-form afterall.
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