Was sitting and farting around in my room, when i juz realised i had a new roommate. Guys, say hi to Mr Lizard.

Apparently, the dude has been eating up the mozzies tt come flying into my room. Not a bad thing, although i do pray he has some toilet manners or i'm gonna have to kick him out personally.

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Met my uncle juz now at grandma's hse. Tt guy is as hilarious as ever, in fact, one of the most happy-go-lucky guys i've ever met in my entire life. It's like, to him, every number that he sees, from car plates to even his own salary and bonus, are either 4D or ToTo numbers. Best part is, he's got the luck with him as well, which resulted him in striking 4D and ToTo very often.

Grandma was like how she normally would be, though she was complaining abt some stuff in dialect and my hokkien rly sux, so i did not listen much to their conversation.

I guess some places rly nvr change.

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Went to the sch gym juz now. Am starting to regret doing too much weights at one go, becuz my left hand is seriously feeling sore. See la, left hand again.

So through today, i've learnt two new things.

1. When u wanna confuse a gal, say she's petty.
2. When u wanna chase away a gal, ask for her three measurements, namely breast, waist, hips.

No offense, ladies.

Mum and two sisters went to cruise this wk, which means i'm struck at home studying for the common test. Damn la, if i fail biomol AGAIN, i tink i rly can go bang my head on the wall.

i've got attitude; 8:47 pm

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Juz realised tt quite a lot of guys i noe had problems with either relationships or with trying to even get a relationship. Can sympathise with 'em, but tt does not put me to the same lvl as 'em. I mean, the freaking forest is so big, why get so upset becuz of the memories tt u made?

As my fren told me, "Gals are juz holes for me to poke......."

No offense, ladies.

But i seriously dun get it la. It's true tt i've seen some gals and thought i wanna go after 'em, but as soon as i noe it's impossible, i juz moved on to the next. So izzit tt my tinking is too difficult or are their tinkings too difficult?

Btw, i juz found a new eyecandy in poly XP

So guys out there, pls, dun be so stubborn and hung up in the past. The same goes for the gals as well.

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Common tests next wk. Moment i tink of biomol, sweat begins to drip down my face and i start to get a rly bad feeling.............

i've got attitude; 8:20 pm

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Was in some kinda state of panic today. There was a biomol test, i haven't studied for it and dunno watever shit the chapters were toking abt. To make things worse, my aid, G.Y.W, wasn't online, so i couldn't ask him for watever those shitty words meant.

Tink i can officially go and bang my head again.

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i've got attitude; 9:36 pm

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Was pondering abt the words of my teacher. Apparently, teenagers are often targeted as the easy customers of popular culture, due to one factor: "Impulse".

When teenagers go shopping, they're more likely to buy things on impulse than adults, and this has been proven by experts and lots of experiments, apparently.

So while i was reading a certain fren's blog, i realised this statement is quite true afterall.

All Hail Popular Culture

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Last lesson of p.c today. Was quite du lan in the morning. Firstly was lack of slp, whenever i have a lack of slp and i wake up damn early in the morning, i go into some form of silent rage. And this continues all the way until i reach sch.

Now tt i tink of it, how did i go into tt silent rage form?

Anyways, 2nd was becuz we had a last presentation worth 25% of our whole module, and we haven't started on doing the slides and the information.

Topic was abt movies tt are a part of popular culture. Outta a moment's folly, we chose the movie "Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children".

• The CB kias all agreed with tt movie last wk
• Then on today, all told me they got no idea wat was happening in the movie
• Nor have they played FF7
• Cheebye
• Nvm, i explained to 'em
• End up, more errors cocked up, leading to unexpected headaches
• Hardly got anything done in the 1st hr
• Luckily, there was a whiteboard in the discussion room
• And a marker and duster
• Thru it, i explained to them on the info tt we were supposed to find
• Safe..........

So it wasn't until half an hr before p.c started, when we got all our slides together. Wah, was rly damn du lan until i went to eat lunch

Apparently, the 3rd reason might be the empty stomach, for i was in a super du lan mood all the way until when i finished eating lunch. In fact, i suddenly felt super relaxed and happy.

Indeed, food grants happiness to humans

Presentation was quite ok, for me at least. For certain, i didn't screw up my parts and i was very clear abt my points. So after everything was over, the teacher called to say we did v.well for the first time in her class as a team, so she was asking if we did it days beforehand.

Well, teacher, i wouldn't wanna ruin ur impression of us, so i guess tt remains a secret.

Good Bye, Afro Guy. Won't be seeing u unless we run into each other in sch. Ya wouldn't believe how much of an impact ur afro had on me

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On our past p.c trips, we went to takashimaya, mainly becuz we had to gather the info there and have a debate, on whether "popular culture today is mainly for teenagers". Choosing the proposition team wasn't so bad.

So when we were released to find info, we went straight to Mac to grab sth to eat.

While there, some "weird guy" came and asked if he could be frens with us. I tink my frens all hum diao, becuz they went unexpectedly silent when the intruder came.

I for one, was quite pissed off by sudden intruders outta nowhere, claiming to wanna be frens with us. So, i juz asked him: "Wat's ur motive?"

"Motive? U meant intention, rite? I juz wanna make frens with u all" in quite a gayish voice.

First two words tt pop into my mind, "FUCK OFF"

After tt, i went into some form of conversation with tt guy. According to my sensors, i suspect this guy is a bit mentally ill. Either tt, or too lonely. Sorry, pal, but normally, the way to make frens is thru social gatherings, not juz randomly finding some strangers and asking them if u could make frens with them.

Was quite the experience for me, though. In fact, rather amusing. But i tink my frens were kinda freaked outXD

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i've got attitude; 9:01 pm

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According to what i heard, yesterday was Mothers' Day, which is damn shitty, becuz i seriously didn't noe. In fact, my own mum tricked me into believing tt Mothers' Day was last sunday, not yesterday. How she did it? Easy.

• Came back from her cruise
• Bought a cake home
• Cake has icing saying "Happy Mothers' Day"
• Was tinking, oh shit, so today is mothers' day
• So juz ate the cake without any complains

But then again, now tt he's gone, i supposed mum dun feel the need to celebrate it so much.

I still tink u went off too soon.

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Today is a weird day. Was observing the cloudy sky and trying to predict when it was gonna rain.

So at roughly 11+, it started raining for a total of 1 minute. A heavy shower, in fact.

1 min later, it was gone and the clouds looked very dispersed. Weathers in singapore sure are interesting. Better than thailand though, if it's hot and humid here, then it's hot and dry there. Humid is better, at least u can be assured rain will come anytime, but dry, means tt there're totally no clouds nor vapour around at all.

Their summer season sure sux.

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Anyone noez how to remove the battery and SIM card for Sony Ericsson's W850i?

i've got attitude; 9:52 pm

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Left hand currently not in a very perfect state. In fact, it's very far from perfect. Went to gym on tues and at first, on wed, hand wasn't so jia lat. More of chest muscle pains. Then when i woke up this morning, i realised tt my left hand totally couldn't stay straight at all.

Moment it goes straight, i go so high tt i may even reach Cloud 9.

Cheebye la, and if i bend it all the way, same thing happens. To tink Cloud 9 is so close to me now.

Gotta take out the long-time- no-use Counterpain out again. For some reason, it works particularly effectively on me.

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Went to play pool juz now. Due to hand problems, wasn't performing as well as i thought. However, i managed to win using 3 miraculous imba methods.

Miraculous Imba Method #1: Follow In

Opponent's black ball went in as the last ball, but the white ball decided to accompany it. Cool, eh?

Miraculous Imba Method #2: Stop At Hole

Now this one requires some skill. And my fren did it. While he was too zhuai abt him winning, the black ball that he hit managed to stop at the hole in a "Gonna go in, but need a little bit of forced applied on it to go in" state. So all i need to do, is to pop the white ball, touch it gently and game's set. Muz be luck again.

Miraculous Imba Method #3: Wrong Hole

Opponent hits black ball, goes into the some other hole instead of the one he designates. This, is truely bad luck.

And i did lose, but only twice. First time was lack of skill, 2nd time was some miraculous imba method again.

Miraculous Imba Method#4: State of Emergency

After the break, the black ball parks itself at some hole, making it very prone to other balls. Best part was, i was taking solid, and 5 outta 7 solid balls parked themselves closely around the black ball. In the end, my itchy hand whacked, hit striped ball, striped ball rebounded and hit black ball in.

Tt's y i say nvr play pool with jiao ppl, becuz those assholes' luck are too jiao to even compete with. Thus, causing playing field to be unfair and whole game to be unfair as well.

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I hear the noises of the government, until next time, guys.

i've got attitude; 8:15 pm

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Was damn tired last nite, so went to slp at 8+ and didn't rly woke up until 11+ this morning. So i woke up, ate breakfast, packed sports wear into bag and went outside.

When i reached sch, i suddenly realised tt i did the most LPPL thing ever.

I forgot to wear sports shoes

There i was, standing at Ngee Ann Poly, in my slippers and my sports wear in my bag, and feeling rly dumb for this first time in my life.

Why do i call it LPPL? Becuz the nite before i went to slp, i instructed everyone to bring their sports wear and tt we're going to sch gym today.

By the way, by L.P.P.L, i meant Low Pressure Pressure Low, the supposedly way of saying for those who are "educated", so pls dun say my blog is classified under NC16.

Crap la, was in some kinda state of shock, where i dunno wat to say. So when i went into the LT, i told those guys and they heartlessly told me to go home to change. To make things worse, Zension tt bastard who always wear sports shoes to sch, had the same feet size as me and refused to change shoes with me becuz he dun like my slippers. And he wasn't going to the gym with us!!!!!

Hey, slippers with buttons on them feel good hor, feels like u're having feet massage when u wear 'em.

Gd thing was, it didn't seemed like M***o S***l was going thru some rly important stuff, so for the 2nd half of his lecture, i zhao home to change. Thank my foresight for buying bus concession.

By the way, i didn't write out his full name is becuz tt clever dude somehow managed to find my blog by typing out his own name. For ppl who dunno, it was some entry tt i made becuz of some remark tt he made to my labcoat. Mind u, some teachers rly do type in their own names at google and see wat websites they can find, juz for the fun of it.

Both hands feel like rubber now. Shouldn't have done so much weights.

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i've got attitude; 7:48 pm

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Went to the new sch gym today. To my surprise, saw John John there!!!! John John is my childhood fren from a v.long time ago. His relation with me is tt my 4th aunt babysits him and his sis when he was v.small, and during tt time, i often visited my 4th aunt's hse, so ended up playing with him. I noe tt time, he got a lot of power ranger toysXD

Come to tink of it, his sis is one fearsome character tt strikes fear in my head worse than my own er jie, so i thought it's quite a miracle tt he made it so far.

No offence, mate. More of compliments.

So, back to the new gym. Man, high-tech's the phrase.

Imagine running on the trackmill, and u're looking at ur speed, the distance u run, blah blah blah. Then u touch a button at the side, tt says "TV On". To make it simple, u basically watch TV and run at the same time.

Rox la, in my opinion. If those class ppl nvr drag me there, i wouldn't have known the sch had such a stylo gym.

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Handphone is cocking up. This morning, the battery bar was empty, so i was tinking crap, forgot to charge, battery running out.

And to my surprise, the battery bar was empty for more than 12 hrs alrdy.

Pls dun break down on me, u're supposed to be new and durable........

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Burned my tongue while eating pork porridge. Crap, tongue still kinda hurts

i've got attitude; 10:20 pm

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Morale of the day: Nvr drink cough syrup directly from the bottle.

Not becuz of overdosed, but more of becuz ur mouth can't take the direct shot of the fully concentrated taste and smell. Chokes u, man.

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This wk was quite ok, as in, my body is ok. Considering tt the throat is still a bit sore, and the mucus still dun stop, it is quite the improvement alrdy.

On monday, got onto this rly packed bus 154. So it was like, i ran into two sorts of incidents with yellow kia gals, tt caused me to be damn du lan with their species.

1. The Bag(*note: this one wasn't known by family)

I was standing beside the ticket machine, and it was rly packed, so my back was facing the wall and etc. When SUDDENLY, this $#@&)% took her bag and press it against my *tooooooot*. I was like, NA BEI, GET UR FKING BAG OFF ME, and she actually got the guts to push against me with greater force. Worst trip ever, i dun particularly enjoy masturbating on a busZ_Z

Gd thing was, the guy beside me noticed me becoming very nervous, and forced himself to stand on the steps, making space for me to shift sideways like a crab and escape my difficulty.

2. The Pillow

After escaping, i was standing there tinking it's safe. When suddenly, this @#$^@# (probably the $#@&)%'s fren) lie towards me and fell asleep. Ni nia eh, i noe i'm soft, but u dun have to use me as a pillow, u yellow kia. Besides, i was feeling rly tired myself, and to run into this is rly beyond my league as well.

Moment the crowd moved, i made my move and zhao upstairs.

Morale of the Story: Nvr Ever Stay in the First Storey of the Bus. It's Evil and full of @#$^@#.

i've got attitude; 7:59 pm

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