It seems that i've got things wrong.

For the french, they rly are very refined ppl. Rather then saying "f*ck u", they say it in some other words tt basically means "Go and f*ck urself" in english.

Firstly, i went to class today and asked the french teacher how to pronounce Foutre. U pronouce it as a syllabus, "foutr" with the R sound at the end and ignoring the E sound. So when i scolded my fren in class "Foutre Tu", he explained that the grammer was wrong in french.

Becuz for the french ppl, they're refined and jiao at the same time. For them, every sentence is standard, and even vulgarities muz follow this guideline of having a verb and a subject inside it. So rather than juz a "f*ck u", they do it in some long way, which i have stated above.

However, he refused to tell me the whole sentence and asked me to go figure it out myself.

Would be great if language teachers could improvise some vulgarities in their teaching as a part for being inside popular culture. C'mon, if u wanna make ur course more popular, u should make it more interesting by adding some vulgarities inside! This would definitely attract more teenagers to pick up other languages.

Bottomline is: Foutre Tu is wrong, so ppl, let's stick to the usual english one for now.

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i've got attitude; 5:35 pm

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Shouldn't go to the sch gym nowadays. Even if i have to go, i ought to keep my freaking eyes open or more things are gonna get spoilt.

Today, in the gym, i was walking by some weight machines, when i accidentally kicked the plug in the socket. U see, every machine has some a plug attached to it, so tt u can access ur data online and see if u're improving or not.

So i stupid stupid walk by, accidentally kicked the plug(lightly) and the whole plug flew out.

Wanted to put the plug back in, but to my horror, the top pin was broken and struck inside the socket. Normally, a plug has 3 pins, but the top pin broke and got struck inside the socket.

To make things worse, when i wanna go report, the jiao kia was there, as if WAITING FOR ME to get myself into trouble.

Bad Blood Btw Me and Jiao Kia

• Went to gym 1st time
• Dropped my pass
• Fren picked up pass
• He didn't noe it was mine
• He gave it to the person in charge(Jiao Kia)
• Went to find J.K.
• He began lecturing me abt how impt the pass is and blah blah blah
• And it cost 10 bucks
• I was like, wtf?? No first chances???
• Heng heng, my fren intervene in time
• So he couldn't earn an extra $10 for his salary
• Besides, they didn't mention the pass was worth 10 bucks during orientation
• Ever since then, i heard him mentioning to students during orientation tt the pass is worth 10 bucks
• Also, if i ever lost my pass again, it's 10 bucks into his pocket

So it's like, Divine Retribution at the max for me to kena shit from him again. And i alrdy lost $20+++ in mahjong last fri!! Ain't tt enuff????

Went to tell him, he looked at me, went to examine the socket and asked me "u noe how much this machine cost?"

"Er, dunno"

"Actually, i also dunno"

My inner thoughts: If u knew, it'll be a miracle. Besides, i doubt it'll cost much, replacing a broken socket and plug

So heng heng, i got off by juz leaving my name, student id and contact no. there.

Though it's still unknown if i have to compensate or get banned from the gym becuz of this stupid incident.

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Finally found the french word for "F*uck". Found it in some rly bullshit website named: "The Uncensored French Language"

Tt website is totally fantastic. If u're learning french and u access tt website, it teaches u any kind of vulgarities u need to noe abt french. Totally amazing, man.

So next time, to be more elegant, graceful and polite, u scold the person "Foutre Tu!!!!"

XD

i've got attitude; 9:00 pm

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Was having french lessons at the blk 53 classroom today, when we heard a loud "EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK" sound and a crash.


Apparently, a car tried to do a drift, failed, and crashed into 3 cars parked at the carpark at one go, scoring himself a triple kill.


And wat's even better, is tt the driver juz got his license(based on tt triangle plate)


And wat's best is one of the cars belonged to a lecturer.


Morale of the story: Dun do a drift if u can't do it, try practising it on mariokart first


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Finally asked my teacher how to say "F*ck" in french. But tt dude refused to tell me anything, though he did reveal tt "Zut" means damn.


I supposed vulgarities are the last thing language teachers wanna teach us.

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Shouldn't have went to tt ridiculous duck race ticket selling thingy. I totally regretted tt one. I went there tinking they might have some sorta booth for u to stand there and u sell the tickets, but i was wrong, man. U're supposed to take the tickets, go around and ask ppl to buy from u, like some sorta salesman.

And salesman jobs are the kinda jobs i hate the most, and i got totally zero experience in them.

Approached the first few ppl and found out tt my tongue got tied even before i could say anything. Thank goodness for my sisters and the animals tt i can sell them, or i'm gonna juz stand there till 11+pm without selling a single ticket.

Special thanks to those who bought the tickets from me. Couldn't have done a thing without u guys, thx man.

I should have trusted my instinct to not go to this lousy shitty time wasting idiotic bullshit of an event.

Names tt the animals came out for their ducks

• Clara
• Clarud
• ClarClar
• Wintra

Nice names. Hopefully these rubber duckies rly fail to make it back to shore.XD

i've got attitude; 7:58 pm

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Friday

Went to eat sushi buffet at sakae sushi on last fri. Had a sudden craving for sushi, and since i had to settle dinner myself, might as well pick a gd place. Afterall, mum and 2 sisters went to cruise AGAIN, so bo bian.

The sushi buffet trip was.... unforgetable. Ok, i tink we all rly are cb kias. It's bad enuff if we kept badmouthing someone who hasn't done anything bad to us(tt was before we met her, but now tt we've met her, she did us a GREAT WRONG by showing us she exists), but i can't believe those bastards moved on to badmouth kok as well.

I admit kok's behaviour is a bit.........weird. I meant, where can u find a guy who looks juz as nerdy as he used to be 6 yrs ago and still has a strong interest in pokemon?

But still, he's our fren la. Can't believe those bastards managed to make him sound like some psycho. In fact, since we were eating at tt time, i laughed until my stomach rly hurts. Felt better after doing some business with the toilet bowl when i reached home.

And hence, i can conclude one thing:

With frens like us, who needs enemies?

Forgive us, kok.

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Saturday

Went for a garang guni activity. Ok, not rly Garang Guni, but more of trying to go from house-to-house and convince others to give us their used newspapers and clothes for the sake of recycling 'em.

But i have to admit, i was cutting it rly close tt day. Woke up on 6.30am, slammed the alarm clock to shut the hell up and went back to slp.

When i woke up becuz of a phonecall, u have no idea how shocked i was to see the outside sky so bright.

Still managed to reach yishun MRT station by 8.30 am. Looks like the morning trains are rly a lot faster than i thought.

• Reached Yishun MRT station
• Had a small briefing abt wat we were gonna do
• Was surprised tt the person-in-charge knew my name even though i've nvr even seen her face in my entire life before
• Set off for the HDB flats tt we were in charge of
• While doing this, i realised sth.
• THOSE SHITTY FLATS, NONE OF THEM HAVE ANY DOORBELLS. EITHER NO DOORBELLS OR THEY'RE SPOILT!!!
• Damn, my knuckles were hurting from all the knocking
• One thing i hate abt HDB flats: The fact tt they're separated into 3 sections tt can only be accessed by different staircases
• I would like to meet the architect of these typical HDB flats to give him a piece of my mind
• After the first flat, there were alrdy quite a lot of newspapers
• The worse part was when we were shifting the newspapers to some other void deck.
• A group of garang gunis(The Real Deal) came out and tried to convince us to sell them the newspapers
• I personally dun mind, but the person-in-charge was giving me a "U-noe-wat's-gonna-happen-to-u-if-u-agree" face
• Ah well, to all Garang Gunis, i swear we ain't trying to break ur ricebowl or sth, so pls forgive us
• Realised sth interesting while going thru the flats
• The indians, malays and chinese are all separated into different sectors of a HDB building
• And u can distinguish where they are by the smells nearby
• Indian = Curry
• Malay = U*ine(no offense)
• Chinese = Incense(Wtf)
• Also, found a flat tt was made from combining 4 flats and one corridor.
• In other words, a corridor tt's supposed to consist of 4 flats, was closed off with a door there
• And u can see windows at the supposedly-corridors if u looked at the flats from another angle
• Now who sayz rich ppl dun live at HDB flats?
• Wat was rly shocking was at our 3rd building
• After going thru half of the building, our newspaper collection alrdy accumulated until our 1st flat's overall collection
• Have to try to shift all these to the rendevous void deck
• Called for help from the other group
• To my shock, they sent...........a gal?
• Great, when we needed at least 2 guys to move all these shit there
• Well, seems like the guys were taking their time and moving rly slowly behind
• But still, it was quite a help if they rly sent the gal over as our "extra help"
• Finally finished everything
• No more Garang Guni jobs for me

The rly shocking part came after everything finished. They sent us an sms to tell us how much newspapers we collected, and we collected a grand total of 100 tons. Including those from other residential areas in SG.

Holy mother of Allah.

And this is only a fraction of the overall amt of paper tt singaporeans used in a month.

Lesson Learnt: Save Mother Earth By Reducing Paper Usage Today!!!

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Sunday

Woke up, spent the whole day playing dota, went to slp.

I have to admit, my life was pretty much a disgrace to teenagers tt day.

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Monday

My french teacher is scaring the shit outta me.

He can looked at u smiling, and with ur handphone in ur hands, tell u tt he's gonna use it to hold a auction to sell it.

And he rly did, though my bid was higher, so tt probably saved my phone from being taken by unknown hands.

Juz like my fren yongsheng, who can smile widely and kick u until u're covered in bruises.

Lesson concluded: Nth scares me more than ppl who can smile and damage u at the same time.

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i've got attitude; 8:17 pm

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Went to sch feeling super tired today. Plus there's a 3 hr break, so i was quite tempted to go to practical in the morning, and call it a day and skip the REng lecture.

So i wanna tell my classmates i'm ponning lessons, and i almost shouted in front of the REng teacher: "Eh, i'm ponning REng Lecture!!!"

Heng heng i caught myself in time before the words came out, or it's good game for tt module.

I better pay more attention to my surroundings.

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Dreamt abt my lappy kenaing a super jia lat virus. Apparently, in the dream, i bought another new lappie and was using it happily, until i suddenly rmbred abt my long-forgotten IBM.

Switched it on, and to my horror, it gave me the legendary blue screen of death, the type u only kena if ur lappy got invaded by quite a horrible virus.

So i tried all methods, and it was hopeless. Tt's when my hand suddenly moved by itself while i was sitting there in despair, and it press the blue button.

Suddenly, the lappie went back to normal.

Is this some kinda sign for the future????

i've got attitude; 2:15 pm

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Forgot to blog abt this, was reminded of it while eating ice cream juz now.

Recently, the GST increase has caused quite a lot of discontent among citizens of singapore. But there're certain shops and brands tt increased their prices like siao during this period of crisis, the shameless assholes.

#1: Macdonald

• Went into Mac to buy myself an icecream cone
• Thought Mac was safe, since they got the guts to advertise tt their prices didn't rise with the GST
• Put 50cents on the counter
• The Auntie told me: Ice Cream is 60 cents now
• WTF????????
• This is fucking ridiculous, an increase by 10cents? Instead of increasing ur prices by a mere 2%, u got the guts to increase it by 20%??????
• And they still got the guts to say "their prices nvr increase with GST"
• One middle finger to Mac

#2 Chuang Yi

• Went to buy manga last fri
• Saw quite a lot, so i bought quite a lot
• Didn't notice the price tag until when i was paying up
• Instead of the usual $5, it suddenly became $5.50
• My eyes became super big
• Cb sia, instead of the 2%, u actually dared to increase prices by 10%??????????
• I'm starting to consider going to taiwan anually to buy manga
• At least it's $4.50 in sing dollars there

This concludes the GST increase period. Seriously, i tink we should set fire to the robbers hse.

i've got attitude; 7:56 pm

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Not in a very good mood today. Or rather, not in a very good mood ever since i went to Derrick's dad's funeral. I guess inside my mind, tt visit did trigger certain unhappy memories in the past, to the extent tt it resulted in me having the same o'nightmare again last nite.

In the end, i woke up in quite a bad mood this morning. Tried to lift my spirits by toking some cock-and-bull with my classmates, but i didn't seem to have some interest at all.

Damn, this ain't gd. I'm starting to lose control of my emotions.

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I'm seriously quite turned off by the Sabah trip. Tml's the last day to hand in the money, which means i got the whole of tonite to debate with myself whether to go or not.

At first, i was quite tempted to go, until i realised i was the only loner there la. Blame it on my jiao kia classmates, we all agreed to go for this time's YEP and they conveniently pushed it off by saying wat, $400 is too expensive and they rather use the money somewhere else and etc.

The worse part was, i was discussing with a classmate on how interested i was, so the next day, he helped me to collect a form to fill in my particulars. And of course he's going, since he's got his own gang going along with him, so he need not worry abt going there alone or sth.

So it's like, i'm the only guy there with no gang with him, so i'm probably gonna be either bored to death or tinking tt the $400 was wasted.

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Btw, this is not an emo post, so for goodness sake, dun call me and ask if i'm ok the moment u read this.

Not very good, but not very bad either.

i've got attitude; 5:31 pm

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Went to watch Transformers on fri nite. Went with yw, xh and yw's FYP groupmate, consisting of Winter(zw), wz and clara.

Ok, let's tok abt the movies first. Those transformers....... i believe they're not robots, more likely martial artists in disguise.

So.......When we watch Causeway Pt, we went to find yw and his frens. When i saw Clara for the first time, 2 thoughts came into my mind.

1. XIU HAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Is there actually a miniskirt tt can fit tt waist????

She rly looks like xh's long lost sister la. My goddess, if u put both of them together and take a photo, it's definitely a family photo, no doubt. But man, she sure is rounder than i thought, highly possible tt her waist is rounder than xh's.

I nvr thought i'll find the day when i see a gal more...........impressive than xh.

As for the miniskirt thing, for readers who dunno, apparently, she wore a miniskirt to her sch some time this wk. And it attracted a lot of comments abt her, mainly from two, wait, three cb kias. But when u see tt waist ah, u rly can't help but wonder if there're actually miniskirts tt can fit her. She can disguise herself as a tree and pass it off without anyone noticing anything wrong.

Ok, enuff of tt lard.

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Was taking French on monday, and we were learning abt the nature of their words. In French, words are divided into two genders, mainly masculine and feminine.

So, for example, a table is feminie, whereas a pen is masculine.

We were dealing with groups of ppl, and unlike english, they dun have a word for "they", instead, they use "he" or "she" to describe group of ppl.

Someone popped the qn: "Wat if tt group consists of both guys and gals?"

Scenario A: 999 Guys, 1 Gal ----> Masculine or Feminine? Masculine of course.

Scenario B: 500 Guys, 500 Gals ---> Masculine or Feminine? Masculine, Guys are smarter, guys are more abled.

Scenario C: 1 Guy. 999 Gals ----> Masculine or Feminine? Masculine, folks. Guys are stronger, Guys are better.

Btw, this was quoted by my french teacher.

Hence, the conclusion is reached: Ancient French Men sure were male chauvinists.

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Took part in a dota tournament on thurs. Lost on the first round. Apparently, despite the fact tt the hero combo won, we had lack of teamwork and etc.

Hence, i realised tt i'm not gonna play this sort of shitty draft matches anymore. Seriously ah, the so-called combos only worked becuz those WCG teams practised for goddamn long.

No more tournaments for me.

i've got attitude; 2:53 pm

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Passed by SIM on my way to sch today. They finally got their excalators up and running, totally saves time in heading here.

A few days ago, they revealed their built-excalator, but it wasn't open yet. So my fren was joking abt wat, they were still waiting for him to go cut the ribbons and hold the opening ceremoney.

Seems like his opening ceremony finally finished.

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Muscles still kinda hurts. Went to gym last thurs and tt cb mf challenged me to chiong with him. And i shouldn't have, cuz i went to the gym 2 times on thurs, once before lunch(when i was having 3 hr break) and once after lunch(after sch, or rather)

And after tt, we still went and play bball.

Went home, woke up, shoulders and chest broken.

i've got attitude; 9:45 am

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