}the_attituded^kid{

Yeo Han Ming a.k.a Bayee Seng
Future Ambition: Currently undergoing Renovations
20
Trapped in P.T.


}likes{
Food
Play
Sleep
Slack



No particular dislikes


Current^Status&>>

status :: Recruit in Training

&wishlist~

1. Invisiblity Cloak
2. Dynamites (unlimited)
3. Excalibur
4. Ultimate protection from dust for my house (save me the trouble to clean it)
5. Anti-Mozzie Defense Towers
6. Anti-Snoring Device
7. One Gundam to protect sg and convince LKY that i dun need to go to the army
8. Create the Sekundes Law of Science
9. 5 inch water hose with unlimited pressurized water of at least 14 bar
10. HDTV for my XBOX360
11. Unlimited AA batteries for my controller
12. Teleportation device that allows me to teleport anywhere
13. Motorbike
14. W980
15. One Rocket Launcher, unlimited ammo
16. One Iron Man Suit made of Titanium(ASAP)



[Friends>>

Ming Cheng| Zension
Yvvone| Pearl
Jolene| Fen Yi
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2008/02/29


Ma de, turns out tt terrorist asshole is still out in sg. GG.


Hope tt bastard gets caught soon. In the meantime, folks, it is advised tt u stay outta crowded places like Orchard Road. Ya nvr noe wat's gonna happen.


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i've got attitude; 10:35 pm

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Was shocked to see the news abt the terrorist leader tt ran away from detention centre, until lawrence told me that he was caught alrdy. Phew.


So lawrence was telling me the timing he escaped was 4+, which is zhun zhun the time when the detention centre ppl all go bathe and get rdy to go home. Seems like the bearded dude did not climb over the fence, but he walked outta the detention centre through the main gate. Ya, i noe, i'm quite stunned myself. Apparently, this guy attempted to hijack a plane and do a 911 SG version. Seriously sia, wat they are doing is rly bullshit.


If u ask me, peace is the best if i can get to eat, sleep, play and dun have to witness ppl dying in front of me.


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Making plans to compile all the crap conversations tt ws and i had into one big story. Currently, the name is still undergoing renovations, but the temporary name shall be "Chronicles of ***". *note: the * is censored.


I tink the root of my ridiculous dreams might jolly well be WS tt big fker.


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Went to slp early, until this stupid lousy mozzie woke me up. Currently on station to wait for it to get its filthy ass out, but it's juz not taking the bait.


Might have accidentally killed it while i was swinging my arms wildly, but no corpse found, hence can't be too confident.


So while waiting for its entrance, went to zion to play dota and found Warren playing on it as well. Warren is a fren i made at the YEP trip and haven't been in contact with him for quite long. Didn't noe it was him until when i came in the room, and he asked, "lol, hanming ah". o.o


FOLKS, the world may not be as big as u tink it is. Yet, it might not be so small either XD


i've got attitude; 3:42 am

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2008/02/26


OHS paper ended last fri. With it as the last paper, i supposed my exam can be considered to be over on thurs.


Rly ah, OHS is a stupid module. (*note: OHS = Occupational Health and Safety)


Then the bastards in my class wanna come over my hse for mahjong session as "after-exams-celebrations". Personally, i tink too rushed le la, cuz most of them wanna go home and slp and in the end, only four came over. Outta the four, one even have to go to work on sat morning.


But anyways, we played on. Won 20 over bucks, dunno how i won either. They all play those weird weird rules, got the "gan shan jia hua", got the "yi something something". Also dunno how i won either, cuz the person beside me ain't feeding and most of the tiles, i juz draw and got them.


Then sth disastrous happened after they left. Was mopping the floor and i tink i was too tired. I put the bucket on the stairs and it topple over, splashing water all over the floor. Took me another additional 1.5 hrs to clear it up before i could go to slp.


Tools used for clearing up the water:
  • Mop
  • Bucket
  • Cloth
  • Waterproof broom
  • Electric Fans

As my TPHM teacher always say, one way diffusion occurs faster when the Ya value is close to zero...... Gd thing i learnt TPHM, eh? If not, might took me more than 1.5 hrs to clear up the damn water.

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Didn't wanna go watch movie after mahjong nite. Wanted to sleep the whole of sat off, but the bitch pig came over to wake me up, so bo bian. Went to weat botak jones before going over to watch "L changes the world". Ok la, i tink i was too slpy to appreciate the movie properly. Got some parts rly damn lame la, i tink they might have done better by sticking to the original death note plot in the manga.

Before going into the cinema, there was some sorta wedding dress showing, with models walking onto the stage with those dresses and walking back in.

YW: Too bad none of them fell down.

Me: If they fell, rly gonna be gan pain la, u see their dresses make until so long, fall confirm fall flat on the face.

YW: Wat's yellow, brown, white and black?

Me: Half rotten banana?

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So went home, play dota, go to slp and slp till 5pm the next day. Shiok sia.

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Mon started at 5pm also. Tink my body cocked up le, juz from sunday. Dun even noe how i slp until so long sia. But it's gd to slp in once in a while XD

Was supposed to go gym and watch movie with mc they all, but the shitty alarm clocked cocked on me, didn't ring at all even though i set it at 9am. Woke up at 2pm+, was in some form of shock and decided tt i was too lazy to move outta the hse, so i stayed home to slack and play ps2.

Pray next semester dun get stupid teachers again.

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i've got attitude; 6:39 pm

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2008/02/18


Tink i need to change brains.


Was doing the anchem paper today, and crap sia, not enuff time. There were 3 qns, finished the 1st qn within half an hr and was gan confident. Then the 2nd qn made me gan cheong, and i do and do and do and by the time i finished, 1 hr has passed. Thus, i only had half an hr left to do the last qn.


Was damn anxious but managed to keep my calm and i went to search for marks-giving parts. Finished them, then jump back to where the front part and somehow managed to finish the paper barely, though some parts were left undone.


I tink i need to go change my brain to a one that has higher processor speeds. This one is too old, no amt of disk-cleanup or disk-defragment can help it.


Anyone noez where to buy a gd brain?


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i've got attitude; 10:21 pm

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2008/02/10


To my dear Power Rangers Megazord Toys:


I'm awfully sorry for giving u away. Indeed, u all did well to serve me during my years of childhood and i noe i played with u guys every single night last time. In fact, i even begged so hard for u guys and finally managed to convince my parents to buy u guys(though u all were bought at a discount). I hope ur new owner, my nephew will treat u well. Rather than being in my room and collect dust, i believe ur new owner will play with u all every nite, becuz every year when he come to my hse to bai nian, he always spends 90% of his time with u guys. Despite the fact that he has a bad record of breaking his toys(such as his transformer toy, tt he splitted into half), i believe u guys will feel happy in his ownership.


Yours truly, H.M Yeo.


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CNY was quite a gd break from the heretic days of schooling. I tink it's a rly gd habit to do ur hmwk early instead of chionging everything last min. As usual, it's an eating spree, so i won't tok much abt it.


Hey, at least this time after eating, i went to gym to ran 5km, one time in the afternoon, another time at nite. i tink i was rly full, kept burping as i ran my way on the trackmill.


So once again, another CNY spent on cruise.


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Tink i rly shouldn't gamble. The bad luck spree hasn't lifted yet.


i've got attitude; 3:11 am

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2008/02/05


By some kind of gd luck, i have been on an eating spree lately, dunno why. From wedding dinners to dim sum lunches, i tink i gained at least 3 kg.


1. Steamboat Dinner (Sat)


This one standard de. Every yr also have, so no big deal. Still ate a lot.


2. Wedding Dinner (Sun)

  • Went to a wedding dinner on sun
  • It was ju's sis's wedding dinner, so basically, i have to wrap my hongbao myself
  • My goodness, my first time giving a hongbao to someone else
  • Was banging my head la
  • So went there to eat
  • And to my surprise......
  • My table consisted of 8 gals and 2 guys o.O
  • 2 gals happened to be muslim
  • So imagine 8 ppl eating thru 9 dishes
  • My goodness gracious me
  • Ate so much, macham like buffet like tt

3. Dim Sum Lunch

  • Went to Ah Yi Abalone Resturant at turf city
  • Was the lecturer's idea of going there for a reunion lunch
  • There ah, got 50% discount on its dimsum during wk day afternoons
  • So we went in there
  • Got eat yu sheng
  • Then my teacher ordered so much dimsum tt it felt like a dimsum buffet to me
  • And to our surprise, 16 ppl only paid $5 each
  • Cuz other than the discount....
  • My lecturer have a membership card, granting us further discount
  • Whoots, best lecturer i ever had so far XD
  • Xiao long bao, xiu mai, char siew pau, he ye fan, shrimp dumplings, szechuan dumpings, carrot cake, etc

No doubt, i have put on weight. Am in a dilema now, tinking if i should jog to chinese garden mrt station every morning to catch the bus to jurong island during hols.

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Today was a real killer. Tink the anchem test wiped me out. The hysys test wasn't much of a consolation either.

Got so much hmwk recently, it makes the holidays feel worth it.

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i've got attitude; 8:06 pm

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2008/02/02


Tink my luck has gone on some sorta downfall spree. It was so bad tt it caused me to have diarrhea on fri, a fking cb important day becuz in the morning, there was an anchem test worth 18% of the module.


Tmd, was damn pissed at myself for missing it la. If i fail anchem becuz of this bad luck, i tink i'll convert myself to any religion tt recharges my luck regularly.


To make things worse, the poly bitches are coming over my hse for a mahjong session next tues. Given the way my luck is currently, who the fuck will dare to go and gamble money?


Muz go pray soon. Only when u need luck recharging, then u pray to some god. If not, dun bother wasting ur time. It's juz like a HP charging its battery. If u dun use up the battery power before charging, the battery life becomes shorter. Same goes for luck.


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Spring cleaning. I tink my room contains a lot of sacred relics. Found lots of shit here la. Including:

  • TV Antena
  • Digimon keychains tt i used to buy for at $1 each
  • Snoopy Specs tt i wore in the past, maybe kindergarden or pri sch, can't rmbr
  • A bible o.O
  • IJC Library Book titled: Just and Unjust Wars
  • Loads of JC TYS (Now useless as syllabus changed)
  • Poster Colours (dotz)
  • Recorder (wah lan)
  • Etc

Tink my room has turned into a storing ground for antiques. Perhaps the job "Garang Guni" is a better choice for me.

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i've got attitude; 4:00 pm

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