THIS IS AN EMERGENCY POST REGARDING THE LIFE OF SEKUNDES, KELV, YEO HAN MING, COW, ETC. APPARENTLY, HIS COM LUVS TO LAG AND IS DRIVING HIM CRAZY, SO IN ORDER TO SOLVE THIS, HE NEEDS A NEW COM. FOR ALL RICH PPL AND NOT-SO-RICH PPL AS WELL, PLS DONATE A BIT SUCH THAT HE CAN SUCCEED IN THE BUYING-NEW-COM PART. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

this com started to lag ever since the day when maple underwent some patch or sth. call it coincidence or sth, but the com lags like shit ever since then, and even if i uninstalled maple, same problem cocks up. Now i wanna use this com to play dotA also cannot sia, maybe i'll consider buying a new com with my salary. when? maybe in the near future????

went to the lawyer's office regarding my dad's shares in the company. apparently, the lawyer got a pretty bored face and always frowning. Now i understand y my CT quitted being a lawyer. Looks like it's a pretty boring job when u deal with the paperwork.

to tink i used to wanna be a lawyer, everytime when the good guy lawyer uncovered the truth and sent tt murderer or rapist or criminal to jail, the whole show becomes damn nice. but in reality? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. there ain't good or bad in law, it's only how u present ur evidence and use it to ur advantage. at least, tt's how i see it.

thus, the jobs tt i will hope i nvr have to do

1. anything related with law.
2. anything related with education.
3. anything related with office work.
4. anything related with stock market.
5. anything related with politics.

oh ya, abt tt job for the office job, i rejected it, cuz it kinda sux and the ppl there sound so freaking fake, like they put on a mask or sth, looks like it's job-hunting for factory and warehouse work.

i've got attitude; 1:13 am

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Went to a floorball friendly match on sat morning. ya, despite the fact tt i'm outta floorball, it doesn't mean i can't go to anymore CCA thingys, rite?

Utter defeat, we used mixed team, they use gals' team and yet, an utter defeat. to make things worse, i got 2 chances to score a stupid goal and i CMI at the crucial moment.

freakingly faggot sia, my floorball skill.

Saw clar, xh, and wk after the match. apparently, they were hanging out and decided to find me, but sad thing is, i got plans for the day le, so sry ah, if i pang suey u all. But this floorball match was truely a gd chance to lemme discover tt my stamina has utterly failed me. I guess it's time to retrain it to the valour of a rugger.

1. When u drink, make sure someone who can be sober is around u.
2. When u drink, make sure someone noes a lot on how to make u sober.
3. When u drink, make sure someone has tissue and water(in case u vomit)
4. When u drink, make sure someone stops u from going beyong ur limit.
5. When u drink, make sure someone IS around u.
6. When u drink, make sure no one sees u other than ur frenz(applicable for ppl below 18)
7. When u drink, make sure someone has enough strength to send u home.
8. When u drink, make sure someone brings a pillow.
9. When u drink, make sure someone can take care of u.
10. When u drink, make sure someone can rly listen to u crapping.
11. When u drink, make sure someone keeps ur handphone for u.
12. When u drink, make sure someone with a better alcohol lvl drinks with u(more enjoyable)
13. When u drink, make sure someone can slap u awake.
14. When u drink, make sure u dun freaking hell overestimate ur alcohol lvl and drink more than u can

These are the MUST HAVE things for one person when he officially drinks for the first time. All learnt in one nite, isn't life amazing?

To make things worse, i got damn drunk and called ze gal i like to confess. Call it fate or watever, but her HP happened to be off at tt time, which make me laugh like hell, dunno y. Called Yuko a while later to tell her i like her in the past, but now i tink she's a bitch, but dunno y, her HP also happened to be off and the funny thing was there was a stupid chinese saying sth abt the HP was abt to start recording any msg i have for her.

Maybe it's fate to stop me from doing stupid things sia.

Tink i'm not gonna drink more than 1 can of beer at one go, my head was splitting last nite and for the whole day today, i felt damn giddy, like the world is shaking a bit or sth. Now i noe y ppl drink alcohol only when they're sad.

i've got attitude; 12:35 am

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Went to NP today, whereby i saw quite a no. of familiar ppl. now, courses of np r also being considered into my list of options.

After tt, i wanted to rush back to IJC, freaking hell tinking there was a CCA training. End up, nth, and i didn't even managed to buy my floorball stick.

Getting rly suey nowadays.............

List of ways to describe food

1. Excellent
2. Delicious
3. Good
4. Not bad
5. Average
6. Edible
7. Barely edible
8. Fit for human consumption
9. Fit for animal consumption
10. Sux to the core
11. Poisonous
12. Not of this world

Feel free to use these descriptions for watever food u eat. If u got any additional ones, feel free to tell me abt them.

i've got attitude; 6:25 pm

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Went out today and to my utter shock, i met a lot of long-time-no-see ppl, and all these include:

1. Ryan(classmate at IJC)
2. forgot-his-name(OG mate at JJC)
3. can't rmbr his name(classmate at JJC)
4. Qing Yun(school mate at IJC)

it's as if each person from the different phases of my life this yr pop out to remind me how i passed by yr 2005. With them, came the good, the bad, the not-so-good, the not-so-bad memories. To avoid being scared outta my wits by tinking who else i'll run into next, i rushed my way home and thank goodness, no one else pop out other than the 4 ppl who represent the 4 major stages of my life.

maybe this is a way of reminding me how i passed by this yr, effectively, carelessly, wateverly and to remind me not to commit any mistakes i made this yr. quite shocking, for such things dun happen in sec sch. i guess tt is due to the fact tt my sec sch only got 1 major stage: going to sch at 7.10, coming home at 1.50. Limited amt of frenz, always outcasted by classmates, practising IT(Ignorance and Tolerance) to the highest lvl was all the stuff i could rmbr from sec sch. Other than tt, there was nth significant during tt stage of my life. perhaps this is how a peaceful life should be, no troubles, no problems, living in content. But look at me, man. how many shocking events happened this yr?

1. Going to JJC first 3 months.
2. Found out making frenz were a lot easier than i thought.
3. First time i did mass dance(interesting, didn't noe gals were so soft)
4. Found a new crush in my OG(now the thought is shattered, but i dun care abt tt bitch either)
5. First time in my life, gave attitude to teachers.
6. Start of rebellious stage in my life.
7. Found out life was rly damn freakingly interesting.
8. Found out computering is a bore.(Miss one lesson and u die)
9. Every sat or sun, went to play badminton, then go buddy's hse(yong wen of course)
10. Worked for the first time in my life at Nestle.
11. Stupid photographer of JJC managed to make the side of my face come out in almost every photo with me in it.
12. Went to chalet with OG, whereby 20 over ppl squeeze in one stupid room.
13. Got kicked outta JJC and to IJC, due to lousy L1R5.
14. Wondering y i was in IJC while looking at the sky, on first day of sch.
15. Short time with OGmates, not worth mentioning and rmbring.
16. Was in a rojack class and again, making frens was easy(i didn't say true frenz hor)
17. Took neoprint the 3rd time of my life.
18. Found ppl with similar interests(anime), lamers(a lot of 'em) and weirdos.
19. Got sorted into another class(more interesting than the previous)
20. Got a crush on another gal in IJC(chiobu nia!)
21. Found out she was a lamer worse than me.
22. Maybe i'll tell her my feelings sometime in the future?
23. Got a big shock when i heard the CCA Japanese Culture Society.
24. Was one of the founders of Floorball CCA=D
25. Maybe IJC wasn't as bad as i thought?
26. Met my CT Mrs Naidu, thru every GP lesson, she shocked me by letting me realise how little my knowledge is, compared to hers.
27. Project Work, with 4 gals, and thought at first tt Pearl and Yvonne Tio were baddies.
28. Realised i was the baddie instead.
29. Dunno wat came over me, couldn't find the urge to study anymore.
30. Meet-The-Parents session, with my 3 Fs being elaborated.
31. Decided to try and force my mind into study mode.
32. Not very effective, the force ain't with me.
33. Went to camp, came back, found out dad got cancer.
34. First time i cried in my life so hard, when i haven't cried since sec sch.
35. Getting kinda stressful and worried abt dad.
36. Got hope tt he will recover, with not a single thought abt him dying until 20 yrs later.
37. Dad went to hospital.
38. Thought he'll come back from there, for sure.
39. Dad died on Sat, 24th September.
40. Cried and cried and cried, wishing all these were a dream.
41. Starting to doubt the existence of humans, when they only had such limited time.
42. Recovered a bit, but still devastated, y the fuck they took such a great guy.
43. Remembered the conversations i have with jieying abt heaven needing guys with talent and why the ones with talent died early.
44. Convinced tt dad went off for early retirement.
45. Still unable to get the study mood for promos.
46. Promos came and went.
47. Still got 3 Fs, unable to promote.
48. Was rly confused, frightened and scared, abt my future for the first time.
49. tt became the reason to the existence of this blog.
50. Thank goodness i got such a great CT who managed to give me good advice and counselling
51. Thx to 2 teachers, one chem and one GP, i was convinced to go poly.
52. Decided to go Poly.
53. Couldn't bring myself to inform my family abt it.
54. Project Work Oral Presentation, was late for the reporting part for half an hr.
55. Was informed i need to go back on friday for dunno-wat-shit.
56. Forgot all abt it, plus dad's 7 7 49 day annivesary day, further contributes to my absence for the PW thingy.
57. Went to have a tok with IJC Principal Ms Yeo and got a 1 hr lecture from her.
58. Told her i was going to Poly.
59. Pissed her off before she pissed me off.
60. Got a withdrawal letter from her personally.
61. Felt happy, yet sad, happy as in i'm going to poly, sad as in have to leave so many frenz.
62. Family found out, a letter was sent to my hse EARLY IN THE MORNING ONE DAY AFTER MY LECTURE WITH MS YEO.
63. Suspected the letter was sent using DHL or Fedex Express, cuz other ppl got the letter at evening or on sunday, and they stay NEARER TO IJC than me.
64. One huge commotion was raised as a result of my actions without telling my family.
65. Everything settled, withdrawal letter handed in to General Office.
66. Outta IJC, a free man.
67. Still kinda sad, leaving so many ppl when we alrdy start to become gd frenz.
68. Aiming to go into Singapore Polytechnic, Chemical Engineering.

Above is a summary of wat happened to me for this whole yr, or rather, 11 months. Can't rmbr any other events. Will update this list, for interested readers.

Once again, for all IJC ppl tt i've met and became frenz with, one huge thank you to u all and sorry as well, for unable to stay on with u guys. Hopefully, we can still keep in contact.

Realised tt this is rly one colourful yr, with my life mainly in stormy dayz. let's hope next yr can be better(Probably involve finding a stead, eh)

i've got attitude; 3:00 pm

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sia la, dun even noe u all playing this game until recently, so here goez for me.

5 random and weird facts about me.

1. I have a fear for gals who r sisters in their houses(dun show it most of the time)
2. When i was small, i ate anything tt comes into my way, so sis got fed up and feed me chilli everytime i go near them.
3. I did a study on y people fart and wat kinda noise and sound they produce before.
4. I like gals with specs, tink they look cuter with them.
5. I can go into a daze for hours and hours if no one disturbs me, without doing or tinking anything.

tt's abt it, do i have to look for 5 more ppl with blogs? anyways, 5 facts r too less le la, considering i got a lot more to write abt.

i've got attitude; 11:48 am

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juz handed in the withdrawal form to the general office. apparently, my mum will be forced to come down to sch unless i hand in the freaking form and make myself OFFICIALLY out of IJC before they can spare me of the trouble they're creating.

so there.

Was intending to hand in the form during thursday or friday, so as to gimme some official reason to come back to sch, until i realised dear o'ms yeo is stil stirring up things as an attempt to keep students in her sch, so i bo bian, have to run for it before anyone can put me in detention for the last time.

Gd thing is, Mrs Naidu gave me the i-will-shut-up-and-say-nth-even-if-u-come-back-to-sch face, so despite the fact tt one's facial expressions cannot be trusted, i know she can be trusted.

Maybe it wasn't so nice to leave after making so many frenz during this yr. Besides, i am still in a half-mind to retain or go poly. Sad thing is, 3/4 of my mind wans me in poly, and 3/4 happens to rulez over 1/4.

Am in the com lab typing this entry and playing yahoo mahjong, so nth bad abt it, save for the fact tt i ponned chem lecture. Another way of saying is tt i waiting for the paperwork to be done so that i can get outta this sch, but i prefer the first way of saying after all. But truth is, i'm wishing ms yeo will come and catch all ponning dudes in the com lab. this way, i can

• Piss her off badly by giving her attitude, saying i'm not a student of the sch anymore.
• Walk outta the com lab in her face acting like it's none of my business.
• Wait for her to scold finish, then ask her, 'u toking to me?'.
• Pretend to have a rly upset stomach and run off(something i wanted to try since pri sch)
• Continue to use the com calmly and act as if a pig juz came in=P

Any other alternatives u readers have, pls post it at my tagboard. Going off liao, need to concentrate on my mahjong game, losing like shit since juz now.

i've got attitude; 9:39 am

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A change of plans, i going to chalet only till sat morning, partly becuz some idiots persuade me outta staying there till sunday and partly becuz i a bit no mood.In other words, i will be there later at around 6-7 la, so now is relaxing time.

Forgotten abt the fact tt i have to go to sch today to make up for the fact tt i was late for a mere 30min, even though i made it in time to be audience. Hence, i earned myself a call from some unknown teacher and a nice meeting with the principal, Ms Yeo, herself.

shuang rite?

So, after toking to me for abt 1hr, i revealed the fact tt i lack commitment to IJC and tt i'm going to poly. Not sure if she was angry or not, but she looked at me for a while before asking me whether i consulted my mum. after tt, she went outside, got a withdrawal form and handed it to me personally, asking me to get it signed and get outta the sch by probably, next wk.

this is wat i called, getting chased outta the sch, though it's not expulsion.

Won't be revealing any research i've done during my meeting with her, partly becuz i'm scared of being caught. Man, they're rly tight abt this sorta stuff, juz like racism on blogs.

so once again, my dear ijc frens, it's bye bye, bb, ciao, sayonara, adios amigo, zai jian and watever the shit language u can use to bid farewell to a fren.

Won't be sure whether i'll be seeing u guys again, but if we do meet each other, dun dao me nia! if u still regard me as a fren, which i hope hopefully tt is the case.

Dad's 7-7 49 days after ritual was a blast, involving the mafia factory ppl coming down to the temple, before we took a damn lot of stuff to burn it, hopefully it'll reach my dad. 1 of my aunts was crying, no surprise there, but when they were burning the stuff, i looked up in the sky and got a big shock. A bird(dunno hawk or eagle or watever, it looks magnificient from the land) was circling the place where we burnt the money, houses, cars, etc.(of course they're made of paper, in case u dunno) Maybe a coincidence, or my dad reincarnate into a bird? who noez, juz pray tt it's not suey enough to get bird flu nia, bird flu rly getting worse and worse.

How was i persuaded to go to chalet for only one nite? Easy, one guy(u noe who u r) smsed me every morning ever since i told him i going to chalet, asking me the same stupid qn 'u sure u going to the chalet?' finally, i got kinda pissed off and ask him wat's his problem if i going, and guess wat. He challenged me into playing dota, saying too bad i not going, all he can kick my ass again. Wah, spurred my fighting spirit liao nia, so i gonna thrash tt filthy imbecile tml, damn it.

Now, it's a matter of RP, SP or NP for me, still trying to come to a decision. Anyways, i got 2 months to tink abt it, so no worries.

Next monday should be my last day in IJC, i guess, rmbr to cry for me hor, gals!(juz kidding la)

i've got attitude; 2:19 pm

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The 6 Most Important Men in a Women's Life

The Doctor-because he says "Take off ur clothes!"
The Dentist-because he says"Open Wide!"
The Milkman-because he says "Do you want it in the front or back?"
The Hairdresser-because he says "Do you want it teased or blown?"
The Interior Decorator-because he says "Once it's in, you'll love it!"
The Banker-because he says "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

Was taken from a keychain from my bag, which in turn was found at some stall in Raffles Place. Damn interesting nia, the keychains they sell but since it was expensive, i only bought one.

Found out that my er-jie took a interview test at UOB, which was disatrous becuz of the fact that she can't even solve the maths questions inside the test. A person who wanna work at the bank but got F9 for her maths? man, got a feeling she won't get the job liao, for sure.

Was full of racist jokes that i form from inspiration that i got from yesterday's PW meeting, but due to the owing fact that i dun wanna get caught and get myself thrown into jail, too bad for all racists out there(i meant too good)




i've got attitude; 2:09 am

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this entry shall be a summary of watever topics that i have discussed with various people, regardless of kukus, assholes or idiots and they all fall under the same category, sex. for readers who feel offended in any kinda way, u can choose not to go on reading. Same here, i can choose to do a write-up about the various interesting sections in the topic, sex.

1)Is the size of a dick proportional to the excitement felt by a gal?

Ah, yes, this is one topic often debated by many guys everyday, who are scared that they either make the gal bored or cause the gal to die of overexcitement. Well, after investigations led by me, of course, asking both the guys and gals, it has been found out that, yes, the size of ur dick does matter the excitement felt by the gals. but dun worry, every person has a different definition of excitement, wat maybe exciting to u might not be so to the other person, so for guys whose is not so admirable, dun wry, juz find a gal who gets excited easily and u would have an easier life.

2)Is the tightness of a pussy proportional to the excitement felt by a guy?

waha, this is one interesting topic tt every guy should noe it inside out, outside in. But for the benefit of gals who wanna noe, ok, the answer is yes, the tightness of a pussy DOES matter the excitement felt by the guys. The tighter it is, the more the guys love it, which is why virgins are favoured more by guys, mostly becuz nothing has gone inside their pussy so far.

3)Why is it that if a gal has sex before, her pussy won't be juz as tight?

Again, this is something that gals wondered, but if u use ur common sense, u should be able to figure out the answer. As u see, when a gal has sex, a guy's dick goes in, out, in, out of the gal's pussy, and during this process, this enlarges the size of the pussy, thus making it looser and not so favoured by guys who wanna have real fun. Thus, gals, pls save ur virginity for guys whom u tink really matter a lot in ur life and u seriously wan them to feel good.

4)Is there anyway to enlarge a dick, without using drugs?

Well, apparently from wat i've heard and investigated, there is. The only way for ur dick to enlarge ur dick is to have sex a lot of times. Apparently, the more times u do it, ur dick will grow from experience and thus, enlarge itself. It hasn't been proven by me yet, so, i haven't been able to label my answer above as real or fake.

Well, that's it for my discussion entry. if any of u readers have a qn about any topics mentioned above or wanna add in anything, feel free to add a comment as the tagboard ain't ready yet. For goodness sake, can anyone juz help me add in a tagboard and heck care about the template? u noe who i'm refering to, u asshole.

i've got attitude; 5:11 pm

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have ya ever gone thru a period whereby some people, whom u thought have freaking hell disappeared outta ur life, suddenly pop back to jio u out for outings??? well, recently, this is the kinda period i'm going thru.

let's see, first outing was jioed by my primary sch frens, to play pool. and i almost forgot how to say their names nia.next was an og chalet probably organised by dear o'yuko, who still rmbred me. shocking, man, cuz i also almost forgot abt her alrdy and suddenly, she pops back and sayz hi to me. after wat has happened in the past, i can predict that she's probably using this to clear up certain things between me and her.

rite now, i'm sitting with 1 leg on the table like the mafia, writing up this blog, ALONE AT HOME. wahahahhahahahahahhaha, as short as this can be, i'm officially the master of the house for one nite. who wanna come over to stay? sad thing is, this offer is only valid for one nite, so for those who missed out, too bad for ya.

so, things go like this, mum wenta cruise, sis(both of them) out with their lovers doing goodness noes wat and here i am, like some stupid o'idiot with no life and 1 computer. man, maybe i should get a hooker up for the nite, as suggested by dear o'jy, but too bad i go for virgins, so for those who alrdy did it with some other guys, too bad for u tt u missed out on me again.

Er jie was intending to force me to go all the way with her to east coast park, but wat's wrong is that my da jie, bro-in-law, er jie and er jie's boyfren will be there nia, so i'll be there like an idiot with nth to do. and she still freaking hell wanna force me to go!!!only way in these situations is to activate trap card: Evacuation Action Unit!!!! Lame shit.

Thus, will be hiding at weekok's hse tml as an attempt to prevent her from dragging me to ECP, after there, will be playing dotA. providing i successfully evade her, tt is.

Above is an anime i recommand, goes by the name of Bleach and is about death gods. worth watching, i'll give it a 4.5 outta 5

i've got attitude; 10:54 pm

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haven't been posting any entries lately, guess i rly have a 3min patience for blogging, man, but since i got sth interesting to share, might as well put in this time's entry.

Recently, been hooked up in Warcraft 3 Frozen Throne, DotA. was introduced into it by the gang of idiots, which got me rly hooked as it was exciting, funny, interesting, and most impt of all, lots of fun. Although i was killed like, 27 times? on my first round of the match, it was interesting, nevertheless.

So here we went off to Dobby Ghaut(dunno how to spell that shity place) after badminton, at a LAN centre which was cool, full of high quality coms and the usual. most impt is the cheap rates, $2 per hr, yea man. However, on the way home, sth shity juz has to happen. immediately after i tap the card and went inside the station, 2 guards pop outta nowhere and asked 'Excuse me, but can we check ur bags?'

Yep, u can guess wat kinda feeling i felt, in fact, i was shocked the living hell outta my life. Afterall, in my entire life, i've nvr smoked, rape, ate drugs, promote any of the 3, and there are guards who wanna check my bag?????? wat the hell is going on??? until i realised, omg, they mistook me for a potential terrorist? all i did was to carry a couple of badminton rackets in my bag, man!!! u tink they contain bombs or sth???? Or could they tink i'm a drug trafficker??? i've nvr even abused drugs in my entire life, let alone traffic them!!!

And so, we were lead into a nice corner, opened our bags(mine was exceptionally fast, maybe becuz of the smelly t-shirt tt was inside) and went off, with tens of heads turned in our direction tinking wat the hell was wrong with us. And i said to my dear frens, clarence and xiuhao, wah, we became terrorists liao, either tt or drug traffickers. Thus, this became the topic of debate, to y we were chosen instead of some ppl who looked potentially more like terrorists or drug traffickers.

1)The guards thought our rackets are some kinda new weapons, sports equipment on the outside and a gun on the inside.
2)We were wearing shorts while the rest were wearing jeans and long pants, so the guards thought we wanna bomb ourselves up without wasting precious and expensive clothing.
3)The couple of fat asses with me looked really suspicous, so i kena inspection with them.
4)The way i answered my phone the moment i went into the station looked kinda bengish, plus the word and phrases Malaysia and 'i will do my work la' was part of my conversation.
5)We must really look like potential drug traffickers or terrorists, to kena tt kinda inspection.
6)The guards wanted to catch the group of Indians behind us, but seeing the fact that they were greatly outnumbered, they picked on us instead.
7)Well, u tink abt the possible 7), 8), 9), etc la.

Oh ya, to all idiots who r having hols happily now and wanna jio me out, pls do well to rmbr tt i am not as lucky as u jackarses r, which in other words, means tt i STILL nid to go schT_T, so enjoy ur hols, u bunch of assholes and dun lemme hear the word holiday coming outta ur mouth. Or................

SOMEBODY GONNA GET THE HURT REAL BAD

i've got attitude; 2:10 am

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