2009/01/17
One whole chain of events occurred, starting from sunday. Man, now my body's rly worn out.
Sunday:
Painting. Super tiring. Called the animal gang to come over to help, well, i guess only pig helped the most, kok was ruining the whole hse, while crab, dunno wad he's doing later. It's either he paint the wall unevenly or he succeeded in distracting us with his "xh is a piggie" song.
Me and xh had a bet to see if kok would come over in jeans and no spare clothes. Didn't tink we would be so zhun. He rly came over in jeans and no spare clothes. Well, the bitch xh didn't inform him that we were painting, so put all the blame on xh.
As for yw, he bought spare clothes. I was right to have faith in his intelligence afterall.
Didn't managed to paint the whole hse, but i guess it's probably gd enuff.
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Went for a haircut on thurs. I swear to the sky, it's the most fking scary haircut i ever had.
Went to the clementi haircut shop that i usually go to. Like last time, i go in without checking. To my surprise, a few things changed, such as:
- The hairdressers are all guys (there was only one guy last time)
- The wallpaper look kinda different
- The cashier counter was located at the left side (last time it was located on the right side)
- The curly hair auntie wasn't around
So, being me, i didn't question much and told them i wan a haircut, went in, and sat down. To my greatest shock, they place a cup of tea in front of me.
This was when i started suspecting if i got into the wrong shop. Not as in, different hair salon, but more of, this shop might not be a hair salon. It's only when they ask me wad kinda hairstyle i wan, when i calmed down a bit. Never did i thought the next shock came immediately.
That guy was touching my hair and head v.gently and asking me in a very gay tone how i wan my hair to be cut.
Was alrdy damn shocked, so i tried to kept my calm. I tink i muz be a real idiot, to only spot the kinda situation i was in only after i went in.
- All the hairdressers are guys
- All the hairdressers are toking in a gay manner
- Even the cashier who looks like the boss is toking in a gay manner
- All the customers are aunties
For the first time in my life, i dare not sleep during the haircut. Normally i only wake up after the haircut, but i seriously dare not sleep for fear something bad was gonna happen to me.
Seriously wanted to run out half way through the haircut, tt bastard (or bitch) keep touching my head unnecessarily and the gays around me were rly scaring the shit outta me. From this, u can see that a guy's worst fear is a gay.
Finally, haircut over, ok, let's run, guess wad the hairdresser told me?
"Please come back again!!!" in a gay manner.
"Like hell i will", i thought, and i siam super fast.
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MINDEF send my mum an interesting book.
MY SON THE NS MAN
Dear parents, your son will be enlisted for full-time National Service (NS) soon. As a concerned parent, you may wish to better understand the training or lifestyle that your son will experience while serving his NS in the Singapore Armed Forces, the Singapore Police Force or the Singapore Civil Defence Force, This handbook aims to provide you with a glimpse of all these and answer some commonly asked questions such as his ability to adjust to NS life, living conditions in camps, and safety in training.
- Commonly asked questions - We can already predict what u parents will asked, they all ask the same thing every yr
- Ability to adjust to NS life - Who gives a shit abt ur son's ability, we will make him adjust whether he wans to or not.
- Living conditions in camp - Ur son can answer this if he's been to ubin. It's a chalet! But it doesn't matter, cuz he's still being treated like shit there
- Safety in training - Remember the commandos who died?
Was laughing like mad when i saw this book. Piggie says during his time, they send his mum an old sergeant's diary at tekong. But it was dumped into the rubbish bin before it can reach his mum's hands. Well, i gave it to my mum without fail not becuz i got the guts, but becuz i noe my mum dunno english well enuff to read the whole book.
Yep, the army's getting more and more like a joke.
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