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1. Invisiblity Cloak
2. Dynamites (unlimited)
3. Excalibur
4. Ultimate protection from dust for my house (save me the trouble to clean it)
5. Anti-Mozzie Defense Towers
6. Anti-Snoring Device
7. One Gundam to protect sg and convince LKY that i dun need to go to the army
8. Create the Sekundes Law of Science
9. 5 inch water hose with unlimited pressurized water of at least 14 bar
10. HDTV for my XBOX360
11. Unlimited AA batteries for my controller
12. Teleportation device that allows me to teleport anywhere
13. Motorbike
14. W980
15. One Rocket Launcher, unlimited ammo
16. One Iron Man Suit made of Titanium(ASAP)
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2008/12/21
I tink i'm becoming bolder and bolder as the days pass.
Was eating supper at Clementi hawker centre last nite at roughly 10+pm with my colleagues. Surprisingly (for me), the whole hawker centre was closing down by 9+ and most of the stalls were alrdy closed. Maybe it's becuz from my memories, i rmbred the times when dad will bring us there for supper and it will be opened 24hrs.
So i sat there, ate my stuff, finished eating and got a great idea.
- Colleagues and HM share two tables.
- The table that HM was not sitting at had an empty seat.
- HM: eh, who was that old uncle ah? Why he sit there, u all like dun mind him sitting there?
- Colleagues: Huh? Wad old uncle?
- HM: ??? U all nvr see meh, the old uncle. He walked by, sat there, then i tinking why u all bo chup him. Then i heck care, cont eating, until i eat finished, look up, and he was gone.
- Colleagues: U sure a not....
- HM with a very puzzled face: U all rly nvr see meh? Or izzit my imagination?
- Suddenly got a v.cold wind blow by.
- Colleagues all suddenly looked damn scared.
- Colleagues: eh, let's get outta here la.
- HM: OK. By the way, did i mention wad i said was a joke?
- One of 'em got bua song to the max and chased HM around the whole place. Apparently, she got scared big time.
Conclusion: HM's scaring skills leveled up. Why? Cuz he went around asking the colleagues and they all got really scared.
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Boss (head of department) called HM into office two days ago.
Boss: Do u noe why u're here?
HM: nope.
Boss: The whole department is going on leave. Therefore, since u're gonna be the only one coming to work, u might as well take leave.
HM: wow, really? But if i got work, can i come back?
Boss: Best not to, for safety reasons. Since u're gonna be the only one in the lab.
HM: oh..... So my leave will be from 24th dec - 5th jan? i'm taking leave on 2nd jan.
Boss: ok.
HM leaves office and goes jumping around the whole company.
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