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}the_attituded^kid{

Yeo Han Ming a.k.a Bayee Seng
Future Ambition: Currently undergoing Renovations
20
Trapped in P.T.

}likes{
Food
Play
Sleep
Slack

No particular dislikes

Current^Status&>>

status :: Recruit in Training

&wishlist~

1. Invisiblity Cloak
2. Dynamites (unlimited)
3. Excalibur
4. Ultimate protection from dust for my house (save me the trouble to clean it)
5. Anti-Mozzie Defense Towers
6. Anti-Snoring Device
7. One Gundam to protect sg and convince LKY that i dun need to go to the army
8. Create the Sekundes Law of Science
9. 5 inch water hose with unlimited pressurized water of at least 14 bar
10. HDTV for my XBOX360
11. Unlimited AA batteries for my controller
12. Teleportation device that allows me to teleport anywhere
13. Motorbike
14. W980
15. One Rocket Launcher, unlimited ammo
16. One Iron Man Suit made of Titanium(ASAP)

[Friends>>

Ming Cheng| Zension
Yvvone| Pearl
Jolene| Fen Yi

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2008/03/04

Start of C*T* this wk. As planned, i jog my way to Chinese Garden MRT station to take the shuttle bus, it's too wasteful to take buses there. Was totally dying la, i didn't expect the lanjiao boots to be so heavy la. Keep shifting them from my back to left hand, then to right hand, then back to left hand. Was totally panting like a dog when i reached chinese garden.

First day was total bullshit, toking abt safety and etc. We did touch a bit on wat we're supposed to be learning for the next few wks, but it's only a bit.

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Tink i laughed too much at edw*rd. Today, divine retribution striked me by making me into another bai ka.

As usual, woke up in the morning.
A bit sleepy
Jog my way there.
Juz at the beginning, got these leaves blocking the lanjiao drain
Thought it was the road
Stepped on the leaves
Turns out there's a drain there
Went crashing down
Sprained ankle + injuries
Truely a double kill
Limping around like a bai ka all day.

To make things better, i was limping when i went past the checkpoint at jurong island. Immediately kena stopped by a gun-holding man who asked who i am and wat i'm here for. AND IT'S LEFT LEG SOMEMORE LA.

Truely divine retribution. I'm sry for laughing at u, edw*rd.

Today was a stupid day. Imagine going for one whole day filled with nth but lectures abt safety.

At the end of the day, they gave this lanjiao test which one could have done easily without listening to the lectures. I juz wasted exactly 9 hrs (not counting lunch time) listening to crap.

In my opinion, they should put a bounty on tt lanjiao terrorist's head, for eg, 3 million US dollars. This way, all 4 million singaporeans, regardless of foreign workers or sg citizens will start paying attention to watever cats or dogs that passes by them. Indeed, the most effective situation to make a singaporean pay attention is to add in the factor that makes their eyes twinkle.

See ah, if u put a bounty on his head with that amt of money, anyone will recognise him even if he juz had plastic surgery.

Money does not make the world go round, but it can stop the world from going round.

i've got attitude; 5:10 pm

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