• When the teacher toks, it sounds like he's singing
• When u repeat after him, u'll realise ur mouth starts to get slanted
• When u look at the words, u'll tink how similar, yet different it is from english

At the last part, we were having a practice session, and the teacher was having a 1-1 chatting session with us. So when it was my turn, he asked me:

"Vous etes nationalite Japanois?"

Which basically means "Is ur nationality Japanese?". He spoke too fast, so i heard it as "Do u speak Japanese?" So i answered back:

"Oui, je parle Japanois comme-ci comme-sa"

Basically, meaning "Yes, I speak japanese soso". Ya wouldn't believed the amt of laughter tt roared the moment i said tt.

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Yesterday, ws xh and i were having this discussion abt "Divine Retributions". Cuz when we take recent, or not-so-recent- but-considered-recent events into consideration, retributions are alrdy happening to the assholes who always make those rly cb remarks.

Gd examples:

• YW a.k.a Best Example: His You-Noe-Wat
• WS a.k.a Funny Example: His $100 and Cup Noodles

For yw, i won't elaborate, but for ws, his rly was a funny case. He forgot to lock his locker at base, so when he came back, the $100 and cup noodles were gone.

So we were starting to believe divine retribution rly exist afterall.

Then ws started shooting his mouth off again. U would have thought he learnt his lesson, and the jiao kia said: "I'm making up for tt $100 of divine retribution".

No wonder they say it's best to enjoy urself when u're alive.