Back from Bangkok. Man, tt place is freaking hot and polluted. 41 degrees celsius is something, but the amt of vechicles inside the city rly is something. If u're standing on the rooftop of some high building, u can actually see the smoke rising from the traffic jam.

Things tt amazed me there

1. The Sleeping Buddha
2. The Structure of the City
3. The King
4. The Taxi and "Tut Tut" drivers
5. The Gays
6. Two Angmohs

The Sleeping Buddha is rly freaking big, and it's kept inside a temple. Muz have took 'em some effort to build it. But wat amazes me was tt temple, it looks like it was built to keep something inside, almost as if there might be underground tunnels leading to it. Maybe treasure is inside?

Structure of the City is rly shocking. Compared to Singapore, tt place is made in such a way tt there was no plans on how the city should be built. It's as if, as long as u got the land, u can do watever u wan with it. Take our hotel for example, beside it were a lot of old and lok cock looking houses, but when u go inside the hotel, it looks very spacious and high class. Shocking.

First thing i got off the plane, i see a man's photo, beside him was Long Live The King. Everywhere i go, Everywhere i see his photo. Even at the hotel i stayed, on top of the hotel's name was his photo. Even saw 'em selling the tickets for "The King's Piano Recital". Seriously, i went there and understood y no one protested abt the military coup.

Wah, these ppl are rly imba. The Taxi uncle tt drove us to the airport muz have played too much Need For Speed, or juz a born racer. Tt guy drove at 90km/h on normal roads, when the speed limit was 40km/h. And when he reached the highway, he suddenly put on his seatbelt and went at 180km/h, max speed. If there are cars, he slow down to 140km/h, but once in clear sight, he zoomed again. My mum and aunt was rly shocked, whereas i tink it totally rox. More cool than a roller coaster ride. The tut tut drivers muz have signed a pact to let 'em join the DareDevil Squad before they're officially drivers. I noe the tut tut is small, but they juz cut thru lanes like siao, and even drive at lanes tt go the opposite direction. Best part was when this uncle got through the traffic by taking a short cut thru the alleys. Their roads are terrible, but their drivers rocked, opposite of singapore.

...........................This one is......well, nth to say. Saw a lot with long silky hair, sleek legs and a guy's face. Passed by the red light district, saw 'em pole dancing. They got boobs, and also something in btw their legs.

Was at the duty free shop, and saw two angmohs staring in awe at the fa cai mao. Now tt, is wat i call, rly amazing.

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The cock is going to the army soon. Pretty fast, considering the fact tt weisen alrdy went to tekong and came out, now slacking his ass off at the Eunos Air base as a mechanic. Freaking cheebye sia, he kena posted to a job more slack than a driver, and his hrs are like, 8 - 5 everyday. So even if he is recalled back, the chances of him staying overnite there is less than 0.1%.

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I need shortcuts.

i've got attitude; 2:17 am

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