}the_attituded^kid{

Yeo Han Ming a.k.a Bayee Seng
Future Ambition: Currently undergoing Renovations
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Trapped in P.T.


}likes{
Food
Play
Sleep
Slack



No particular dislikes


Current^Status&>>

status :: Recruit in Training

&wishlist~

1. Invisiblity Cloak
2. Dynamites (unlimited)
3. Excalibur
4. Ultimate protection from dust for my house (save me the trouble to clean it)
5. Anti-Mozzie Defense Towers
6. Anti-Snoring Device
7. One Gundam to protect sg and convince LKY that i dun need to go to the army
8. Create the Sekundes Law of Science
9. 5 inch water hose with unlimited pressurized water of at least 14 bar
10. HDTV for my XBOX360
11. Unlimited AA batteries for my controller
12. Teleportation device that allows me to teleport anywhere
13. Motorbike
14. W980
15. One Rocket Launcher, unlimited ammo
16. One Iron Man Suit made of Titanium(ASAP)



[Friends>>

Ming Cheng| Zension
Yvvone| Pearl
Jolene| Fen Yi
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2006/12/24


Went out with the animals today. Went to JE to watch movie, and on my way to meet 'em, the most surprising guy called my hp.

Wei Sen Calling
Was rly shocked la. By rite ah, this asshole should be holed up at Pulau Tekong, and supposedly, he shouldn't be back till 3 wks later!! It's only 2 wks, and he's wat, booked out alrdy?
And yep, it appears tt he's still well, alive and not captured by the Lady in White yet. But as usual, the asshole was lazy and didn't wanna run all the way from jurong pt to jurong east, so we went to find him and have dinner with him after the movie.
By da way, Night in the Museum is not bad, so i suggest u watch it la. Quite funny, but certain parts boring, so the critic of this blog rates it 3.2/5 stars.
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Some things u muz do when u meet an army guy
  1. When u see him, reach out ur arm to touch his head.
  2. Nudge him in the stomach to check for 6-pack.
  3. Ask him news abt the Lady in White.
  4. Touch his head again.
  5. Ask him how many cum sandwiches has he eaten so far.

The dude still looks the same la. Though his hair is a bit different, he's still the same la. And it seems like the first 2 weeks rly was slacking, so it's no wonder tt he's not tired out by the training.

So we were toking abt his hair and monks, and wei sen suddenly said: "To shave ur head completely bald and go inside the army ah, is considered being rebellious towards the army."

Reasons for that

  • Army guys like gals, alcohol and meat. Monks dun. To shave ur head like a monk goes against the teachings of the army.
  • Army wan army style, dun wan monk style.
  • Long before our time, the army lost a war becuz a stupid monk got inside the tank and tried to be a hero. Ever since then, the army is anti-monks.

And it seems that those who entered the army early are rly fat packed. When i say fat, i meant fat, as in those who looked like they're gonna represent the sumo team of singapore. Seems like life in army is gonna be quite an effective slimming programme for these dudes. Afterall, going to the army is equal to eating Slim-10 pills for 1 yr. Can't wait for xh to enter the army as well. XD

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I wonder if i should pick up my speed and prevent myself from being left behind?



i've got attitude; 3:30 am

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