Recently, SIM was having this promotion on sth. Somehow or rather, i felt it was inconsiderate of 'em, becuz of their advertisments, all the dust bins in SIM became Out Of Commission.

So i went to SIM in order to reach the bus stop. While waiting for the lift, i turned around and saw something to my shock.

2 legs were sticking outta the dust bin.

Thought it was my imagination, until i saw tt dust bins everywhere had a pair of legs sticking out. And it was confirmed by my fren tt they were advertising for goodness-noez-wat. Man, if i were to see this at roughly midnite, without so many lights on, u will probably see my eyes go white and white foam coming outta my mouth.

But my fren, ming cheng, didn't seem to be so lucky. He came to sch on fri morning, in a "half-awake half-asleep" state. So he wanted to throw away his tissue, found the dustbin, and jumped.

It seems tt he thought he was still in a dream, so he stood there for a while, waiting for the dream to end. Wat he didn't realise, was tt there were words below the dustbin stating the advertisments. We were dying of laughter when he was telling us abt it afterwards.

Moral of the story: Nvr use legs for ur advertisments

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I tink i need to clean up my room soon.

A couple of days ago, at 11pm+, when my room's windows are shut and my air con is on, there was this weird buzzing sound. I was blaming it on my imagination until i looked up and jumped.

A bee??????????????????

Questions popped into my head.

1. HOW DID IT GET IN WITH THE WINDOWS CLOSED?
2. WHY COME MY ROOM? AIN'T MY ER JIE'S ROOM TEMPTING ENOUGH?
3. WHY COME OUT ONLY AT THIS PERIOD OF THE TIME?
4. WHY IS ITS SIZE SO BIG?

Wanted to scream for help, but mum and er jie was asleep. And da jie, tt asshole who was watching TV, was of no help at all. Decided to do things my way.

• Ran downstairs.
• Get fly swappers(two of 'em)
• Went back into my room.
• Time for two sword style.....
• Aimed at the bee which was strucked to my light.
• First whack: missed
• 2nd whack: missed
• 3rd whack: missed
• 4th whack: HIT
• It went spinning onto the ground.
• Still alive, cannot fly, but can spin circles on the floor.
• Use fly swappers like chopsticks.
• Carry it to the toilet bowl.
• Dump it in, flush.

Therefore, my dear insect friends, kindly do not disturb my privacy if ya dun wanna end up flushing down the toilet bowls. U live in ur world, i live in my world, we're even.

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i've got attitude; 2:30 pm

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