}the_attituded^kid{

Yeo Han Ming a.k.a Bayee Seng
Future Ambition: Currently undergoing Renovations
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Trapped in P.T.


}likes{
Food
Play
Sleep
Slack



No particular dislikes


Current^Status&>>

status :: Recruit in Training

&wishlist~

1. Invisiblity Cloak
2. Dynamites (unlimited)
3. Excalibur
4. Ultimate protection from dust for my house (save me the trouble to clean it)
5. Anti-Mozzie Defense Towers
6. Anti-Snoring Device
7. One Gundam to protect sg and convince LKY that i dun need to go to the army
8. Create the Sekundes Law of Science
9. 5 inch water hose with unlimited pressurized water of at least 14 bar
10. HDTV for my XBOX360
11. Unlimited AA batteries for my controller
12. Teleportation device that allows me to teleport anywhere
13. Motorbike
14. W980
15. One Rocket Launcher, unlimited ammo
16. One Iron Man Suit made of Titanium(ASAP)



[Friends>>

Ming Cheng| Zension
Yvvone| Pearl
Jolene| Fen Yi
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2006/10/09


Got a damn sore throat now. In fact, it develop in quite an interesting way.
  • Started as a swallowing problem.
  • Watever i swallowed, it causes pain to my throat.
  • Shifted to a struck problem.
  • Feels like sth is struck there.
  • Developed to the lung cancer problem.
  • I cough like i smoked too much.

The cause of this sore throat is still under study, but suspects are currently:

  1. The cakes i ate on cruise.
  2. The lack of water i drank.
  3. The cold air on cruise.
  4. The roasted beef i ate.

And the best part was, i was on my way downstairs to get some cough syrup down my throat. It doesn't fully cure my throat, but it temporary helps.

So i went downstairs, poured some water, and wanted to get the cough syrup which was on the table. Tt's when i saw sth and jumped.

A cockroach.

TT FREAKING DAMN ASS WAS ON MY COUGH SYRUP BOTTLE. IT DOESN'T HAVE A FREAKING SORE THROAT, AND IT'S STILL DRINKING THE COUGH SYRUP LIKE NO ONE'S BUSINESS.

Emergency Status Alert 1.

So i turned around, wanting to go get the insecticide, when i looked into the sink, and jumped.

ANOTHER COCKROACH.

COCK SIA. JUZ WHEN I THOUGHT THEY DISAPPEARED FOR GD, THEY COME BACK IN PAIRS. IZZIT FUNNY????????

Then i suddenly rmbred seeing sth black disappeared when i was washing the dishes. I was still tinking it was my imagination, but apparently, it ain't much of an imagination when those actual objects are staring u in the face.

So i grabbed the insecticide, and got rid of the one in the sink. Tt one was as easy as pie.

Problem cocked up with the one on my cough syrup bottle. It seem to have realised its pal juz went to the West, and decided to make a break for it. So it hid behind the bottles of goodness-noez-wat-my-mum-kept-inside, and i shift 'em like siao until it pop out. And it got the cheek to play hide and seek with me. From the bottles, it sprinted to the rice cooker, and to the letters. All i recalled is chasing it and shifting things away like siao, until it finally did the ultimate stunt.

It jumped onto the floor, and ran around, with me spraying the insecticide and chasing it like siao. Until eventually, the jackass sprint to the fridge, tried to climb onto the wall beside the fridge, failed, and went under the fridge.

So i sprayed insecticide like siao under the fridge, making sure all 4 sides are covered, before i went off to clear the mess. Whether it's alive or not, is still a mystery to me. But if it ever dare show it face to me again, it muz be prepared to go West.

Now tt i tink of it, tt cockroach has gotta be some 100m sprinter or sth. It runs super fast la, as if it's running in the Olympics for the gold medal. No wonder their species survived the dinosaur age. Even meteors or volcanos ain't gonna wipe 'em out.

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Went to cruise on friday. Mum succeeded in dragging me to go with her, so i thought i might as well go there to relax for a while.

Best part is tt now my bdae has passed, it takes little effort for me to enter the casino. XD

The thing abt a casino is, when u go in, u're tinking u're juz gonna watch, u aren't gonna gamble. So when u watch 'em gamble and u watch 'em win money, the gambling blood starts to boil in ur veins, making u wanna gamble with 'em as well.

And tt, was wat happened to me. Sad part was, when i went to slp, sth bad happened.

I dreamt of myself sitting at the Black Jack table gambling. And best part of the dream was, i was losing money like siao. So when mum woke me up, i was covered in cold sweat la.

And thus, i vowed nvr to gamble in the casino.

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There was this old man in the VIP room. Wheelchair bound, he didn't seem like he was gambling to win. He seems like he was gambling to throw money away.

The way he gambled, was shocking, becuz tt guy put a $1000 token at stake each time. And each time, he lost and lost and lost like no one's business, but he didn't give a shit and kept putting the $1000 token on the table to gamble.

Which makes me tink, if they got so much money, y dun they juz donate some of it to charity? Will it actually do them harm if they donated the money to charity? U go to casino, throw ur money away to those ppl who're alrdy rich for wat?

But now at least i noe where the money for all the shark fins in the chinese restaurant came from.

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Haze in Southeast Asia currently, is more jia lat than i thought. When the cruise ship was still at harbour front and i was at the deck, i couldn't even see the merlion. If there were no haze, i could.

And best part was, in the morning and afternoon, when the ship was out at the seas, u look out of ur cabin window and u can't even see 100metres ahead of u.

So if some ice berg were to pop outta nowhere, Super Star Virgo becomes Titanic Part II.

But the gd thing is at nite, the haze seemed to clear away, allowing u to see the moon. It is mooncake festival afterall, so u should at least have some moon to watch while u eat the mooncakes, rite?

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Juz realised i no longer felt the need to light candles or burn stuff to make a campfire anymore during mooncake festival.

IS THIS A SIGN TT I'M FINALLY GROWING OUTTA IT?



i've got attitude; 3:54 pm

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