Juz went to the GL training camp and came back. Man, i was so tired, i could barely make my way back from sch. The lack of slp almost cause me to faint.

Mosquitoes there ain't normal at all. Their quantity and quality is definitely 4 times more than Singapore's, and even with an insect repellent on u, they can still somehow penetrate through tt and suck ur blood like nobody's business. To make things even better, i tio first blooded by them the moment i took a step down the bus.

Shit u bloody mosquitoes, u all should have a taste of how it feels to be bitten.

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Camp this time was quite a blast. To tink mountains rly existed in JB. I meant, look, it's JB, not any other states of malaysia, but juz plain o'JB. So there was this instructor, asking wat mountains we climbed before. We say Bukit Timah Hill, he called it a hill, not a mountain. Only time tt rly shut him was when i said Mount Faber.

Hey, it starts with Mount too, rite?

1st day was the normal, setting up the tents and everything the moment we arrived. Only interesting events were Indiana Jones and Rafting.

Indiana Jones

• Try and get across some bloody shaky pieces of wood floating on the lake.
• U can't jump over,u can only use planks to walk over.
• All the pieces of wood are connected by ropes.
• If one piece of wood slides more to the left, the rest will do the same.
• Of course, opponents will try to get across the same pieces of wood from the other side.
• So, to be simple, it's mission impossible.
• I went first, fell into the water, got du lan.
• And for the rest of the game, i was shaking the pieces of wood and making either my teammates or opponents fell into water.
• Fun part of the game was not to get across.
• It was to observe how they struggle.
• Damn amusing la.

Rafting

• Build ur own raft with the materials given.
• After tt, get the raft into the lake.
• And paddle to the other side, Dragon Boat style.
• So i help 'em make the raft.
• And was the frontline of the raft,
• So those behind me, were suey big time.
• Cuz i paddle dragon boat style.
• And when i do tt, those behind me will kena water splashed into their face like no one's business.
• Becuz we made the raft slower than the other team, we lose out.
• Lame part was, our team knew they were losing.
• So on the 2nd half, when we switched rowers, they purposely go and row to goodness-noez-where.
• And sang Dion Sampan.
• So basically, we didn't lost, we came in 2nd.
• *note: only two teams are competing.

Nite came and we went to bathe. By then, my t-shirt and shorts dunno kena how much mudwater liao. So by the time we could shower, i was damn glad, until i saw wat we were gonna use to shower.

A tap.

And the next thing i noe, i bathe like PoW style, squating down there and shifting position here and there to make sure the water can reach all parts of my body. Man, it sure was a hell of a experience to bathe using the tap. Which is y the first thing i did when i reached home, was to bathe.

If the tap got a big flow of water, i still didn't mind. But the freaking tap's water flows so slowly, tt i was starting to get rly du lan big time. In fact, i had half a mind to not bathe for the next few days, if not for the fact tt i rmbr my groupmates are gonna slp in the same tent as me.

So, due to lack of slp the nite before, while they were briefing abt the mountain climb, i practically fell asleep throughout the whole thing, until i woke up, saw my instructor Ah Min staring at me, before i pretended to stay awake.

Went to slp after they let us off, too tired to continue, and so did the rest of my groupmates. Was slping in peace until the guy slping beside me somehow rolled over to my side, snored loudly and woke me up at roughly 3+. So i couldn't slp after tt, went to the toilet, and decide to look up into the sky for a while.

Stars.

Not juz one or two. HUNDREDS. It was truely one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen. I was practically stunned by the sight of it. The sight of the night sky being filled with so many stars was sth i've nvr ever seen before in singapore. I was so mesmerized by it, tt i juz lay outside and counted the no. of stars there for half an hr.

So i went back to slp after tt, and was tinking it might have been a dream, the nite sky and everything. Until i looked outta the tent, saw the crescent moon and realised, heh heh, it sure ain't a dream.

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Mount Panti

Was getting rdy to go mountain climbing. when they say we need a bit of warm up exercise first. So this lame ass instructor, told us to do tai chi and meditation, which i thought was kinda funny, becuz in the end, tai chi was still getting a watermelon out, cutting it into half and giving one half to u, the other half to some other dude. Whereas for meditation, i juz closed my eyes and fell asleep.

So we got our bag packs rdy, full of water and watever equipment we needed and was all set to go.

Mountain path was rly tedious la. It was the first time i experienced sth like this, a whole path full of branches, insects, mud and watever the shit was there. But it sure was interesting, when i thought abt the way the tree roots were stationed.

They were positioned in such a way tt they formed a stairway leading to the top. Although uneven, but the fact still remains tt it looks like nth but an endless stairway. Which made me tink, did the creator of stairs saw this sight, and decided to make human stairs the same way as the forest roots??

Best part was observing the insects. The ants there aren't big, they're HUGE. And they looked like they got this shiny armour on 'em. which gives me the creeps. The milipedes too, damn scary sia, to tink sth so tiny could grow until thrice the size of ur normal ballpen. And they too, looked like they got some armour on them.

So, halfway through, the gals all starting to bua ta han liao. So i sacrifice myself and help this gal carry her bagpack. In the end, after the entire thing, my shoulder felt as if it's abt to be broken. Nth gd comes outta being kei kiang.

Sad part was, the entire top of the mountain was covered by trees, so even if we reached the top, there wasn't much of a scenery to see, except for the fact tt we could see our campsite from the top.

Indeed, it's easier to climb down a mountain then to go up a mountain. At least if u wanna go down a mountain fast, all u need to do is to roll down the mountain.

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Campfire

We were quite lucky on the 2nd nite, becuz at roughly 8+, the stars were out and u could see 'em, though i feel tt it's nth compared to the first nite. Perhaps it's becuz the no. of stars were different, resulting in the difference in beauty.

And so, we got rdy for campfire nite.

Nth much, rly, it's the same as all campfire nites, u performed an item, watch others perform, do some cheers.

Wat was rly lame was after the campfire. Apparently, inside the GLs, there was a club tt was being set up, by the name of NMNHNLM.

No Money, No Honey, Nobody Loves Me.

So we were toking abt the top scandals in GLs, and went on to the topic of the top 5 couples in GLs, top 10 sexiest guys and top 5 gays.

Apparently, i got voted for being a gay=.= It's all Ming Cheng's fault. Tt sucka wanted to get revenge from me for pulling him outta the urinal everytime he went to the toilet, so everytime he saw me in camp, he kept warning me to not fall asleep, or i gonna kena raped.

So we were toking abt top 10 sexiest guys, when someone mentioned the name Kiat. Kiat is a SGL in charge of us, so we all laughed out loud, to y someone like Kiat can make it to the top 10 sexiest guys. And the next thing i noe, Kiat, along with other SGLs, was standing beside me.

Shit, got caught for making too much noise.

So we got ourselves a warning, and went straight to slp, not daring to continue toking. But i was rly pissed off by one SGL la, he act as if he's the greatest in this camp, and made me wanna whoop him everytime i see his face.

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Last day of camp

Had to let down the tents, clean up entire campsite before we can finally break camp. So they said we're gonna be marked for how many mistakes we made, and receive punishment = the no. of mistakes we made.

So while we were cleaning up, we were damn high la. We sang as we clean up, until one instructor called me, Shawn and Gabrielle to pass msg: Those who finished cleaning, get ur bags and come to the canteen.

As we were damn high, we decided to pretend we got promoted and ask 'em go pumping position. But firstly, all of 'em nvr go pumping position. 2ndly, we were juz joking. And some SGLs didn't like it, and kbkp to the top SGLs. So, our group soley commited 11 mistakes. Not bad, eh, i gathered i commited at least 3 mistakes. Or their so-called-mistakes.

Eh, it's the third day la, do u have to be so serious abt everything? Everyone's like, so high and watever, and u decide to dampen our moods like this.

Nvr mind, once their generation gets passed on to ours, i make sure we dun go and act serious like 'em. Seriously.

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And it would seem tt i did bring back some souvenirs. A total of 2 mosquitoes hid in my bag and came out to hunt. How did i noe? Well, their size is wat tt differentiates 'em from singapore mosquitoes. So moment i saw 'em hovering in my room, i closed windows and doors, sprayed insecticide and let the insecticide kill 'em. True enough, they were found dead on the floor when i entered the room half an hr later, so tt's a gd thing.

Overall, mount Panti wasn't too bad. The only thing wrong abt it, was the hump. Y?

It has the shape of the mountain. The only thing wrong was the top, whereby it suddenly becomes vertical, and forms like a hump at a top. If u look at it from my point of angle, u would have thought tt mountain reminded u of a tit or sth.

i've got attitude; 8:11 pm

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