1. I wanna go into cinema and buy M18 movie tickets.
2. I wanna enter the casinos and show the assholes my IC proudly.
3. I wanna get my car licsense soon.
4. I wanna go into 7-11 and buy alcohol without the shopkeeper constantly shooting me looks tt questions my age.

Faggot sia, it's not my fault if i was born with a baby face, rite? Besides, i thought my height was more than enough to make up for it, but tt doesn't seem to be the case.

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Held a bbq on sat to celebrate my bday. Sad part was, quite a lot of the ppl i invited pang suey me at the last min sia, damn. Especially the ppl from IJC. In fact, it was so cham tt only one guy from IJC could turn up, my dear fa-ge.

Man, y does IJC have to hold Meet-The-Parents session on sat? Should slap the principal when i see her, she freaking hell got no common sense to set it on sat. Normal ppl set such stuff on weekdays, not weekends. U ppl are breaking the golden rule of MOE, tt indicates 5 day wk working schedule sia.

But then again, i'm still kinda glad i escaped from the demonic claws of IJC.

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• 4pm.
• Arrival of animal gang.
• They brought two cakes with 'em.
• And made themselves at home.
• So i went to bathe.
• And zhun zhun when i went out, Augustine and Nikki came.
• So i need to go MRT station, they dun wanna stay in the hse with the animal gang, they came with me.
• Went to MRT station.
• Damn, a lot of last-min pang suey me.
• Was getting worried tt almost nobody was coming.
• Well, looks like only ppl from poly give face.
• Only one guy from jc give face, wtf.
• So we went off.
• Arrived.
• Er jie got fire started.
• I went to start fire at the other pit.
• Damn la, she got some rly lousy quality fire starters tt goes out easily.
• Saw sth shocking later, animal gang disappeared and suddenly, 6 indians came outta nowhere.
• Was feeling kinda creepy, u dun see a chinese turn into an indian very often, let alone 6.
• Turns out, those idiots went off to do their own business.
• Insociable assholes.
• So bo bian, i stayed there trying to make 'em get to noe each other better.
• Arrival of ju and jy.
• The two queens took their time to come so tt they dun have to help out with the cooking.
• Man, how smart can a person be.
• Lost my HP.
• Found my HP.
• Played some games, hoping to let everyone get to noe each other better.
• In my opinion, it kinda worked and flopped.
• Wat was amusing was how Augustine could actually sing out the china national anthem.
• Muz ask him to teach me full version one day.
• Went to fetch Kelvin.
• My god, animal gang tt came back disappeared again.
• So we play milking gameXD
• Saw 'em come back, they say it's time for cake cutting.
• Had a bad feeling when i saw yongwen's face, tt sucker always make devil-like faces when he hatches the master plan.
• Well, my bday celebration, hard to escape from.
• So i closed my eyes, made my wishes.
• And found myself in the exact situation as a soldier when he was at Pearl Harbour.
• The worse part was, the water balloons were TOO gd quality.
• Instead of bursting, i felt like i got whooped by the water balloons.
• Man, to make things better, pig hatches another master plan.
• He cut a big slice of the cake and asked me to do a stunt of taking the candle holder outta it.
• And nice one, cuz when i thought he was gonna slam it in my face, he didn't.
• He only slammed it after i thought it wasn't coming.
• Is this nice timing?
• Finally, got sexually assulted.
• Freaking Jasmine attempted to pull my shorts.
• Shit la, it's not my fault i'm almost twice her height.
• To make things worse, got gangraped by 'em.
• I'm so glad to make it back alive...............

So immediately after we went back, da jie started a mahjong session faster than the speed of sound. Man, tt woman can go mad when it has to do with mahjong. And so, the guests have to leave, so sad, in the end, only pig, bear, fa-ge and royston staying overnite.

Man, tink i owe fa ge one for giving me face and attending this celebration. Thankx pal, appreciate it.

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So on sunday, they left early in the morning and i went to bed. Was too tired to send 'em off, so i retired 'early' and woke up at 6+ pm later. Man, i should stop staying awake throughout the nite, it's rly not so gd for my body.

Wat was shocking was during my absence, mum, da jie and er jie took the chance to watch the Last Dance thingy VCDs tt crab juz lent. And shockingly, they finished half the box in one day's time. To make things worse, mum's watching is a 2nd time after she finish watching. Man, she juz earned herself the 'Korean Drama Auntie' title.

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Juz received an sms from someone unexpected. How should i put it, it was rly unexpected. But thx ah, for still rmbring me. :)

Happy birthday, Han Ming a.k.a Sekundes a.k.a Kelv a.k.a Ah Niu Ge a.k.a kukunut a.k.a Hantu a.k.a Worm.