Went through a busy week of either outings, slacking or trying to adapt my slping habits to sch time. So hardly got any time to blog. Relax la, pig, i noe we got a lot to tok abt during sat.

Was slacking on thurs, so not much to speak off, except for the fact tt mum is in a wild mood again.

So, fri went on like this.

Fri: Surprise Visit

Jackass called early in the morning to say he was visiting. Well, it was early, for me, although it was 11am at tt time. Hey, i slept late on tt nite, can't help it, rite?

Apparently, tt asshole went for a medical check-up at the Central Manpower Base, CPB. So with nth to do on tt day, he decides to come over and visit me. Tt was wat those animals like to do during the hols, come over to my hse to play and spend the day or sth like tt.

So when he came over, he got lots of things to say abt the medical check-up.

1. The rumours abt asking u to take off ur underwear, and cough are true. For no gd reason, they juz wanna see if ur d*** will move when u cough. Tok abt bo liao.(Cock tricked me when he say u dun have to take off ur underwear)
2. There was some test to measure ur heart rate or sth like tt. Looks like jackass got some things struck on his nipples and other parts of his body, and those things were like, squeezing his nipples. Looks like they like to SM ppl as well.
3. There was an IQ test as well. Reason the IQ test exist is becuz of 1 reason: To group u into 4 different groups.
4. If u're clever and hardworking, u'll rise to the highest lvl of commando.
5. If u're clever and lazy, u'll rise to the highest lvl of officers.
6. Nth will happen to u if u're stupid and lazy, juz follow the damn orders.
7. But if u're stupid and hardworking, u must be GET RID OF IMMEDIATELY.

U may start to qn why, but man, this is the truth. Imagine la. U need to go to the toilet, and ask this stupid and hardworking guy to help u take care of the tanker. And he suddenly tinks, 'wah, tanker in the middle of the road, block ppl's way. Nvr mind! i help to shift!' And he gets inside, moves it, and destroy the whole army training ground. To make things better, he tinks some button is the brake, and he presses it and the cannon on the tank shoots and destroy the other tankers tt came to stop it.

So, are stupid and hardworking ppl dangerous?

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Sat: The Last Gathering

Met pig, cock and jackass at je mrt on sat morning. Supposedly, we were to meet at 11am, but becuz sleepless nites(no thx to the games), i woke up late, went late and met them late.

Hell, i ought to change the lousy habit of overslping.

So apparently, dear crab got a gd new movie tt goes by the name of Eurotrip. It was quite a comedy(M18) which means tt for gals shouldn't watch it with guys and when guys watch, all gals should siam and get lost. Well, i admit, explicit stuff are been shown, so i won't go into details abt it.

But man, now there are certain places i wanna go visit in Europe.

#1 Paris

Man, wat a great place to go to. The Eiffel Tower, the breath-taking landmarks, man, wat can u ask for? Oh ya, some food of course.

#2 Amsterdam

Now this is a place we'll definitely go at the age of 21, maybe lesser. For it is said, tt place might be the mother of s**. Well, hope i dun get SMed there, though. Wat a scary thought.

#3 Crans Sur Mer

Great place, full of great scenery, known especially for its one special beach; nude beach. But of course, i won't be going to tt place. I meant, who wanna go to a place where only nude guys are there? I dun particularly like sausage parties.

#4 Some place in Eastern Europe

Poor countries are found there, some so poor tt their currency is as low as indonesia. Though i believe they're kidding when they say a nickel can open a hotel. If a nickel can open a hotel, i'm most likely to be a millionare over there!

#5 Rome

Where the great Pope stays. Man, sure is nice to go sight-seeing, take a look at how history works, y the pope even existed, not a bad place, eh?

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And thus, spent the day at crab's hse, before going off to watch Scary Movie 4. As usual, it was a movie with no plot or anything, but if u wan a gd laugh, u should go watch it.

It's like, a mixed btw brokeback mountain, ju-on, War of the world, Saw 2, The Village, etc. Hell la, and now i noe i should nvr keep viagra pills at home. There's no telling wat would happen if one day i decide to commit sucide, and i mixed the bottle of viagra pills and the bottle of slping pills up.

And so, day ended. It's too bad cock and jackass are JC students, and have to go pia their a'lvls. No more outings until the end of their a'lvls, and jackass ONLY got a little bit of time before he goes off to NS. So sian, wonder if we'll still feel the same after being split apart for so long.

Gotta bathe, later then continue.

i've got attitude; 10:25 pm

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