• Mrs Soh was teaching the class.
• 4/2 at tt time was still the noisiest class.
• So she couldn't tahan.
• Started telling us off.
• And finally, class quietened down.
• Problem is, she moved on to saying: Those who tink u understand this forumla, u can leave now.
• And i took her words seriously, becuz:
• I wanted to go home slp.
• I understood the application of tt formula.
• So, without noticing the hint of sarcastism in her voice, i raised my hand and asked: Teacher, if we understand, we can leave, rite?
• And she said yes.
• And tt's my cue to leave.
• I was still wondering y the others dun wanna leave.
• Then crab joined me.
• And cock, seeing me and crab leave, also left with us.
• And lame edward, for no reason, left as well.
• So crab understood.
• Cock understood.
• Edward(by the looks of it) dun understood.

This incident muz be the reason y the 3 of us got our parents called by Mrs Soh to come for the Parents Teachers Meeting. My mum, apparently, sensed the danger coming, so being the smart one, she escaped on the cruise ship, forcing my dad to go.

And while my dad went, he got his face(along with mine) washed. By wat? The saliva of the teachers la. We were supposed to meet Mrs Soh ONLY, but Mr Lee, Mrs Tong and Chen Suey Lai passed by, saw tt we were free, and began toking toking toking. Man, my dad's face was so black, tt u couldn't tell the difference btw him and Justice Bao. So as usual, once we reached home, lecturing starts and man, tt was one nite mum always recalled with tears of laughter(Becuz she succeeded in escaping).

So kids out there reading this blog, pls do ur hmwk, so as not to create trouble for ur teachers, parents and urselves. But more importantly, NEVER EVER TAKE UR TEACHERS' WORDS SERIOUSLY. If not, u'll suffer worse than death itself.

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It's hard to be a teacher, but harder to be a student.