Yea, my mum is currently soooooooooooooo into korean dramas, tt she can sit there, watch watch watch and dun even notice u're beside her.

I tried a total of 3 times. For all 3 times, i sneaked up beside her and stood there, looking at her. And man, she didn't even realised tt someone was sitting beside her. Until i shook her a bit, then she turned around, and actually look shocked to see me pop outta thin air.

Er, mum, maybe u shouldn't watch so much korean dramas.

My er jie, on the other hand, performed a stunt tt even David Copperfield wouldn't dreamt of doing at all.

She left her wallet at her workplace.

To further make things worse, she took a cab home and realised she freaking hell got no money to pay for it. Power sia, in my opinion. So instead of calling home, to avoid humiliation, she freaking hell called me to bring money downstairs for her.

And she still got the cheek to try and kidnap my ez-link card after tt. Hey, i noe i'm paying students' fare, but dun cha tink it's a bit cheap for a fully grown adult who can vote in elections to use my ez-link? Besides, moment she gets into the bus, she'll get caught alrdy. My ez-link does go 'Ti ti' afterall.

Hell ya, 45cents per bus ride and 50cents per mrt ride definitely sounds reasonable.

Tt's y i say, i grew up in an environment whereby i was surrounded by all kinds of evil things. And those evil things, happen to include my 2 sisters in 'em. It's a wonder y i still grew up as a fine man. XD

Ya, i'm juz kidding, no need to start criticising or watever.

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Found a stupid website, tt translates ur freaking blog into beng language.

From:

And while my dad went, he got his face(along with mine) washed. By wat? The saliva of the teachers la. We were supposed to meet Mrs Soh ONLY, but Mr Lee, Mrs Tong and Chen Suey Lai passed by, saw tt we were free, and began toking toking toking. Man, my dad's face was so black, tt u couldn't tell the difference btw him and Justice Bao. So as usual, once we reached home, lecturing starts and man, tt was one nite mum always recalled with tears of laughter(Becuz she succeeded in escaping).
So kids out there reading this blog, pls do ur hmwk, so as not to create trouble for ur teachers, parents and urselves. But more importantly, NEVER EVER TAKE UR TEACHERS' WORDS SERIOUSLY. If not, u'll suffer worse than death itself.

To:

And while my lan jiao lao peh went, the cheebye kia gort that chao ah beng's face(along with mine) washed. By wat? The saliva of the teachers la. Nabeh! We liao liao were supposed to meet Mrs Soh ONLY, budden hor, Mr Lee, Mrs Tong and Chen Suey Lai passed by, saw tt wa lang were free, and began toking toking toking. Man, my lan jiao dad's face was so liddat black, tt u couldn't tell the difference btw the lan jiao face and Justice Bao. So as usual, once wa lang reached home, lecturing starts and man, tt was one nite mum always recalled with tears of chio kao pengter(Becuz the chao ah lian succeeded in escaping).
So chewren out there reading this brog, pls do ur hmwk, so liddat as not to create trouble for ur teachers, lao peh lao bu and urselves. But more tiong yaoly, NEVER EVER TAKE UR TEACHERS' WORDS SERIOUSLY. If not, u'll suffer lagi lauya than death itself.

Shocking, eh?

i've got attitude; 1:36 am

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