}the_attituded^kid{

Yeo Han Ming a.k.a Bayee Seng
Future Ambition: Currently undergoing Renovations
20
Trapped in P.T.


}likes{
Food
Play
Sleep
Slack



No particular dislikes


Current^Status&>>

status :: Recruit in Training

&wishlist~

1. Invisiblity Cloak
2. Dynamites (unlimited)
3. Excalibur
4. Ultimate protection from dust for my house (save me the trouble to clean it)
5. Anti-Mozzie Defense Towers
6. Anti-Snoring Device
7. One Gundam to protect sg and convince LKY that i dun need to go to the army
8. Create the Sekundes Law of Science
9. 5 inch water hose with unlimited pressurized water of at least 14 bar
10. HDTV for my XBOX360
11. Unlimited AA batteries for my controller
12. Teleportation device that allows me to teleport anywhere
13. Motorbike
14. W980
15. One Rocket Launcher, unlimited ammo
16. One Iron Man Suit made of Titanium(ASAP)



[Friends>>

Ming Cheng| Zension
Yvvone| Pearl
Jolene| Fen Yi
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2006/06/22


Man, i'm going through a shitty phase at home now. Thx to a certain potianak who freaking hell called my hse(Juz becuz she couldn't get me through my hp), my mum is now in a state of panic, tinking her son is gonna be snatched away by some unknown gal.

Er, mum, i'm still single, relax, ok?

Well, things went on like this. Potianak called while i was asleep, so naturally, i didn't answer my hp. I mean, she called at a time whereby humans are supposed to be asleep! So, instead of stopping there, she moved on to call my hse phone. And mum, happened to be the one who picked it up.

Normally, mum will answer it normally, but the caller spoke to her like some long lost fren or watever, causing mum to be shocked, and trying to force me to say out all my frens' names to her one by one.

Man, i swear, the next gal who calls my hse and toks to my mum like some gd fren of hers is gonna get the hurt real bad.

Hey, i'm a very open minded person, it's juz tt i live in a traditional family and not only my actions determine my freedom as well. My mum is open minded too, but sad part is, she's open minded towards the wrong things.

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So, went out to celebrate bing yu's bday. Man, tt dude is one funny one, he always seems to be a bit frightened of me. Main reasons are my size, my open mindedness and the fact tt i luv to sneak up on him and tap him on the shoulder, causing him to jump. And he's a geninue taekwandoe black belt.

Guys, i like u to meet Mr Modest.

So, i got the 'fortune' of going there with the potianak. And man, tt gal has no eyes for the law. The 'Do not eat, fine $500' sign is juz in front of her and she can still have snacks like nobody's business, IN FRONT OF SO MANY PPL. It was only until i stopped her forcefully, before she stopped. I swear, it's no wonder if the police knocks on her door one day to send her to jail.

Guys, this is Ms Petty Criminal.

So we went out to have dinner, celebrate bing yu's bday before spending the nite at the bugis arcade. Man, tt place was one of the most memorable places ever. Y? Easy.

Me and my fren went there sometime ago. And since it's at the basement, there'll be this escalator leading to B1. And beside the escalator, is some ice cream shop with those high stools for u to sit down and eat their ice cream. At tt time, there was this gal who wore her jeans RLY RLY LOW, so when she sat down, we could see her butt ALL THE WAY. To make things better, as the escalator descends, u can see more and more, until the floor blocks ur view.

But hell, only sad part was tt we got no torchlight at tt time, or we could have seen more.

Reminds me, at the JP escalator, the one leading to B1, there was once whereby a gal was wearing a mini skirt and standing beside it. So, as i stood on it, i looked up, and saw, her upskirt? I wish, man, but it was pitch black inside and i couldn't see a thing. Tt was a long long time ago, but somehow or rather, u juz can't forget abt memorable things easily. XD

Man, i should start having the habit of a torchlight around. In fact, the person who invented the torchlight has gotta be the most resourceful person ever born in this world. He should have gotten the Nobel Prize!!!

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So i totally went crazy on some arcade game. Becuz of how fun, cute and funny it was, i kept playing it again and again with joel and bing yu. Wat was it? It is, MARIO KART.

Hey, it was totally different from the zsnes version tt i used to play. It's got more items, ranging from some homing basin to some spare tire, and even a hurricane tt strikes all in its path. Interesting, ain't it? Maybe i should have bought the card as well, lolz.

So while the gals, consisting of nikki and potianak, busied themselves on some weirdo machine(u drop coins in it and keep pressing buttons to scoop things. If u're lucky, u get a stuffed toy or watever) The only person i feel sad for was kelvin, becuz tt asshole contributed $10 for the gals to throw into the bin and get 'emselves some sweets. Well, they did get 2 stuffed toys, but if i'm not wrong, it took a lot more than $10 to get them.

Guys, feel free to find Mr Generous for financial help.

And sad part was i couldn't play my time crisis 3 properly. Apparently, nikki and augustine(couple) were out to get their revenge, so they freaking hell came and di siao me when i was shooting. Actions ranging from blocking my view to banging into me were included, so u can imagine how fast i died.

And people, steer clear of Mr and Mrs Di Siao kias. Wait, how come they always only di siao me?

So, a very happy bday to bing yu, hope ur wishes come true(Regardless of perverted, wishful or watever).

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Went home with my mum in normal mode, neither questioning nor trying to force info outta me, like who i was with, or where i was. I supposed it's lucky to have sisters afterall. For they have the power to convince my mum tt i am innocent. (Hopefully, tt's wat they say, for i didn't rly asked 'em wat they told mum).

NP send over a letter addressed to my da jie. Apparently, my mum(Dunno when) put down my da jie's name as my guardian. And NP is holding some Parents forum, to invite parents to have a chat with our dear lecturers.

Freaking hell waste of time, it's like hearing the same stuff from a different person abt how i behaved in lectures. Ever since i went to poly, i kinda lost the ability to lie, so all the truth goes to my mum and sis's ears. Main part is, i played games on my laptop during every lecture. If it was the lecturer saying, he'll probably say sth like, Ur son hides behind the laptop everytime during lectures, dunno wat he doing..........

In poly, i supposed almost everyone there got time to waste. Maybe it's a gd thing i jumped outta JC, the ship might throw me overboard sooner or later if i remained there.


i've got attitude; 1:53 am

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