Sometimes i regret it when i get too friendly with gals. Instead of being bro, i got myself demoted to a lowly lvl of 'sis'. Now this is wat i meant by, a big time insult to my identity as a guy.

I noe i dun believe in PMS, and watever, but seriously, i cannot help it la. Ever since i was young, my parents raise me to be like tt. I can not have morals or anything, but i muz at least bound myself to principles and live by them. Freaking hell, not a very gd life, eh?

So 1 gal(I won't mention names, count urself lucky, asshole) began questioning me things. Wat kinda things? Man, it's too bad my parents taught me too well, or i'll have probably raped quite a few gals by now.

• Wat are a guy's sensitive spots?
• How long can a guy's **** get?
• Wat's its normal size?

See? WTF sia, my dad would have died of laughter if he knew this happens to me.

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The world cup kicks off on friday. Honestly, i didn't have much love for soccer, but on account tt channel 5 was able to show the opening matches, i thought i'll watch the first match. But man, i once again found out y i had no love for soccer. Wat for do ppl wanna watch a game whereby 22ppl run around the field chasing a stupid ball? If they wan balls, then buy one la, no need to torture urself by running everywhere to get it, rite?

Animals came over on sat. Apparently, pig came back from taiwan, with a lot of experience, including wat the TVs there start to show when it reaches 12midnite, wat kinda places attract guys, even how much u had to pay to do somethings. Man, i wouldn't be surprised if tt dude migrated there in the future. The only thing i'm surprised abt is tt he didn't come back and start chanting; 'NO MORE AH BIAN' or 'AH BIAN FOR SHIT PRESIDENT'.

The usual, mahjong, dota(1v1) and a bit of catching up. I have to say, it's best to meet out a few more times during these hols, for it'll be our last outings with cock and jackass. Afterall, those 2 are jc students. A'lvls are coming, the 2 idiots are gonna be mugging like shit for the exams of their lifes. Worse still, they might be going straight to NS after a'lvls. I heard tt jackass flopped his freaking NAPFAs, so he should be preparing himself to find the Lady in White at Pulau Tekong.

One look at cock and i noe, tt ass is only gonna stop being a mama boy when he goes to NS. Maybe he should start praying to crab for protection.

By the way, pig, it seems tt u make quite an impact in people's minds with ur size and hair. XD Cuz even my er jie's fren was stunned by this 2 areas.

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Got prank calls from my poly frens, all stupid enough to follow the orders of one gal. Tt gal went to some camp in sch, couldn't slp, and kept calling me. So i woke up, listen, went back to slp, woke up again, listen, went back to slp again, and the cycle went on and on again. So when i got du lan and told her to stop calling, tt ass clown did sth shocking.

She called 5 ppl to call my phone.

To make things worse, those jackarses actually called. Call me suey kia, becuz all of 'em weren't asleep, and were watching world cup matches tirelessly. Now once again, i juz cannot get wat's so interesting abt 22 guys chasing the stupid ball and trying to make it go into the goal post.

If u asked me, the only time i'll be interested in soccer is when i betted on some team to win.

*Note: whoever dares to prank call me in the dead of the night, i'm sooooooooo gonna whoop tt asshole's ass when i see him.

i've got attitude; 1:29 am

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