2006/06/13
They say a mouth can bring abt great disasters and catrostrophes. Honestly, i didn't rly believe in tt until recently.
Fancy me opening my big mouth and telling my cousin tt she can come over and stay anytime she liked. Becuz i'm anything, but my family doesn't seem to be anything. So my cousin, having goodness-noez-wat problems with her family called my mum and asked if she could come over and stay. She asked me via sms, but it totally slipped my mind(No thx to the animals) and she called my mum personally to ask. So my mum, being the type who cannot reject a person, said yes.
And whaddaya noe? She started telling me off for even telling my cousin tt i can stay over. Hey mum, duncha realise tt u were the one who allowed it to happen?
So, my dear cousin came over. Amusing part was, my 2 sis came home early in order to make sure their belongings didn't get messed up or watever reasons they had. Somehow or rather, i tink my mum also forced them to come home early. Watever happens tml will confirm my theory.
So i was sitting there, watching TV when my 2 sisters, especially my er jie, were shooting me with 'when-she-is-gone-u-will-be-so-dead' looks. Hey crab, i might have to evacuate and hide in ur hse for the next few days.
Then i suddenly regret being the cause of the whole thing.Well, my hse is alrdy full of ying aura, 3 women and 1 guy, and u freaking hell add in another woman? Man, no wonder i'm becoming a sis, the ying aura is crushing my yang aura.
Life is abt balance, u muz attain balance or u'll end up having freaks of nature..........-Was watching some show on channel 8 juz now. Watched tt boy throw the catus some high floors of the building.
Me: Tt's y i look up nowadays when i walk below flats.
Mum: U better not sia, later some bird shit come flying down and u noe, our neighbourhood is full or birds.
Me: U tink wat? I'm gonna stand there and let the bird shit drop on my face meh? I'll dodge la.
Mum: U sure a not?
Me: U tink i'm like u ah? Stand there and let the bird shit drop on ur face. Better still, u still can jump and say, 'Huat ah'!!!!
Mum: ..............................
The older my mum gets, the cuter she becomes. Man, sometimes i wonder y i haven't died of laughter whenever i tok to her.
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