Went to see X Men 3 today. Wouldn't harp on the movie, becuz although the movie is exciting, it's still sad to see Cyclops and Mystic become extras.

And as usual, pig was late, VERY LATE, thus, we missed the beginning of the movies. Fuck.

Wat was rly interesting was after the movie, when we bought KFC and sat down to tok abt old times. Apparently, it all started with pig saying tt Wong Kiow died, thus from there, we moved on to tok abt all the memorable and funny incidents tt happened in jss. Man, kinda makes it hard to believe tt we're all alrdy in different schs, moving on towards wherever we wanna go.

Memorable Incidents We Talked About.

Incident #1: The Legend of Wong Kiow

• Wong Kiow, as we noe, was the legendary teacher in JSS, nicknamed 'The Barking Dog'.
• As one of the four Heavenly Kings of JSS, he's the leader of the four.
• Known for his extremely interesting, yet scary teaching methods, he was one teacher no student in jss won't noe, regardless of those who're still in jss or those who alrdy left jss.
• He was one funny guy, though.
• When i was at 2/1, everytime during maths, we'll hear his voice first, loud and clear.
• Then we'll see a line of ppl getting outta 2/2.
• Sometimes, they'll even have the opportunity to lie down.
• Quite an interesting sight to watch.
• And his voice was quite interesting to hear.
• But he is a nice guy.
• Everytime i go near him, he'll always smile at me, whether i greeted him or not.
• Tt's y i make it a pt to smile at him whenever i see him, at least he doesn't smile at me for nth.
• Another funny incident was in 3/2.
• Allen and Emily, class monitors of our class were supposed to give him a form.
• They lost the form.
• So immediately after they said it, he shouted 'LOST? WAT DO U MEAN LOST?'
• And his voice went through the wall.
• Even after they went downstairs to continue, we could still hear his voice loud and clear.
• Even heng da said: 'Wah, if i was primary sch kid, i cry alrdy'.
• Man, he was quite a legendary teacher.
• Somehow or rather, he affected our lives, more or less.
• Muz be nice, being a teacher and every student in the sch can rmbr u clearly, regardless of whether u taught them or not.

Incident #2 The Fire Alarm

• Freaking hell, this one was one of the funniest.
• All started becuz of crab.
• It happened outside the Science lab, whereby we were outside, bored, and waiting for Mrs Chong to come.
• Dear crab, for no good reason, started pointing and laughing at the fire alarm.
• So, my hands went and poke the fire alarm, tinking tt it won't break or activate.
• The glass broke.
• RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
• I guess u can say olei.
• So, i was stunned with my mouth open.
• Cock was at the side watching with great amusement.
• Crab was laughing like siao.
• So, i went to find the OM to stop it.
• Apparently, no class was fooled by the fire alarm, except for one.
• And tt class, HAPPENED TO BE MS JENNY NG, THE DISCIPLINE MISTRESS.
• Yea, i noe, WTF.
• While OM was rigging the switches to make it stop, here comes Jenny Ng, along with her class.
• And they were frantically looking around, cuz they were the only class to come to the basketball court to assemble.
• If i wasn't in a state of panic at tt time, i might have died of laughter.
• So, lucky me, got called down to the RTC(Responsibility Thinking Class) room.
• Dear crab followed me there, insisting tt he's also at fault for this incident.
• To tell the truth, i'm quite grateful at crab for following me till the end.
• So, we went in, and there was MS JENNY NG.
• Olei.
• So she went on to say, 'I thought the one who activated the fire alarm was sec 1 or 2, but i have no idea they were actually upper sec ppl'
• Yea rite, u're juz bua song u malu, rite?
• So, punishment was caning, according to her.
• But on account of her 'generosity', she's gonna make us reflect on our actions.
• And one way to do tt, is to make posters and paste 'em beside the fire alarm to make sure no asshole did the same thing as us.
• Thus, only way for me and crab to get outta detention everyday was to design a poster.
• In the end, we made one similar to the No Smoking one, except the cigratte was replaced with a hand.
• And on it, was DO NOT TOUCH THE FIRE ALARM UNLESS NECESSARY.
• And tt bitch got the nerve to say it's too ugly, redo.
• End up, we got too lazy to redo.
• Thus, we juz stay in detention everyday until the holidays.
• Wasn't so bad, it lasted for only a month and we saw interesting cases while we were in detention.
• And for goodness-noez-wat reason, the detention ended after we came back from holidays.
• Man, at least i learnt sth from this incident.
• THE GLASS AT THE FIRE ALARM IS MADE IN A WAY, TT IT'LL BREAK EVEN IF U TAP IT LIGHTLY, SO ITCHY HANDS, BEWARE..........................

Incident#3: The Stuffed Toy

• Heard this one from jackass.
• In his class, there was one boy called Chou Sing.
• Dun ask me y, but he hangs stuffed toys on his bag, probably to act cute.
• So one day, his stuffed toy got spotted by Mei Wa.
• So Mei Wa asked if she can borrow.(*note: Mei Wa is one of those fat and ugly gals, for ppl who dunno)
• Chou Sing, with hesitation, agreed.
• Next day, Mei Wa returned it to Chou Sing.
• After she went off, Chou Sing said with disgust 'Eeee, y izzit wet?' and drop it on the floor.
• Everyone almost died of laughter.
• Theories like, she urined on it, or she masturbated on it came out.
• Man, now i thought i could have died of laughter when i heard abt tt one.
• So, guys, hanging stuffed toys on ur bag to act cute is ok, but do not be stupid enough to lend it to others.

Incident #4 Writing Chinese on an English Paper

• This one is a short one.
• We had a Geography test once.
• Plus, it was quite difficult.
• So crab, after the paper, told us he wrote chinese idioms in the paper.
• Shocked we were, predicting tt he's gonna fail.
• In the end, he passed.
• And to make things more amazing, i tink he scored better than i did in tt test.
• Man, is this wat u call, Creativity wins the battle?
• Didn't try wat he did, so too bad.
• Maybe i should try it in poly, when i have the chance XP

Still got a lot more, but either i forgot abt 'em or we didn't tok abt it. Maybe we'll get the chance to say more the next time.

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Was toking to Vanessa last nite. Looks like the poor gal kena fever, not as worse as mine, but still quite jia lat. And there was a bbq tt she paid for today, so she said if she gets better, she'll go.

Well, do u honestly tink she can recover within one day?

Worse part was, i heard from her tt the bbq was held at pasir ris. Immediately, one word came into my mind. 'Rejected'. Wat changed my mind, was tt stupid Esmine. Freaking hell, she go and call my like, 10times in one day to keep psychoing me to go to the bbq. I thought i could juz go to crab's hse to slack, before going to watch the movie. Looks like tt ain't too possible.

Should have learnt from Yi Meng, tt sucker avoided the psychoing by giving her the same reply everytime she called him, 'I got sth to settle'.

Thus, went there, came back. Nth much, rly. Now i'm busy trying to train my mind such tt i can withstand and reject Esmine's psychoing. She sure is extraodinary. Her screams can scare ppl outta their wits, and her voice got the psychic effect added to it. Wtf.

Need to study tml, common tests are coming, sian diao.

i've got attitude; 12:48 am

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