2006/05/29
Went to sch at 12pm today. The EDCA 'had sth on' and had to cancel our class which normally starts at 8am and last for 3 hrs. Yea man, now tt is wat i call schooling.
So i was heading towards this LT when me and my fren got into a lift with 3 lecturers. So one of 'em started by saying, 'The Singapore Idol creators are mean, very mean'. It would be ok if he said it normally, but his accent was sooooooooooooooooo freaking angmoh, tt i almost use my laptop to whoop his face. Can't imagine him speaking chinese. Besides, i nvr did like ppl with very, very powderful angmoh accent.
Juz heard my mum said she caught a big cockroach in my room, one tt can fly. Shit, now i noe tt all insects tt we attempted, but fail to kill will come back for revenge. Cuz i came home at sat nite, and i saw this big cockroach hanging around outside my hse on the wall. Disgusted, and my principle is tt 'All insects tt cross my path will have to die', i went in, took the insecticide, sprayed at it. Tt spastic retarded creature still sticked around to smell the insecticide, before escaping quickly and taking off to the sky. Thank goodness it came at a time when i was not at home. If not ah, i wouldn't and catch it and throw it into the toilet bowl like wat my mum did. I would have make sure it split into a million pieces for even DARING TO COME INTO MY ROOM, the little twerp.
Another funny incident i rmbred tt happened in sec sch.
Incident #6: Right To Censor(Juz kidding, it's Responsible Thinking Class)
- Happened when i was sec 2.
- For no good reason, i can't bring myself to like Ms Juliana Ng, the Home Econ teacher.
- So there was one hmwk tt i purposely dun do.
- And tt bitch chased me for it for a gd o'6 months.
- Either she got nth to do or she rly got nth to do.
- In the end, on a fine morning.
- One of the dudes, or 'common customers of the RTC classroom' came to my class, looking for Yeo Han Ming.
- He told me to pack my bags and bring 'em down, saying sth abt me earning a place in RTC.
- Shit sia, wat i do?
- In the end, i found out tt Ms Juliana Ng, the bitch, got the nerve to send me to RTC for tt 6 months old hmwk.
- Faggot sia.
- I created history by entering RTC becuz of Home Econs.
- Others normally enter becuz they owe a lot of teachers hmwk, mine is i owe one and, ta dah.
- So i went there, complete the hmwk, freaking hell hand it to her and spend the rest of the day slping in there.
- I also created history by entering and leaving RTC on the same day.
- Normally, a person who enter RTC muz go there for a consecutive of 7 days, and they are not allowed to go back to their classes.
- I dun rly blame her, it was gd experience to go into RTC and see the ppl there.
- Some reasons for entering were fighting, giving teacher attitude, man, this is wat i call gaining experience from life.
If i have children in the future, i'm gonna send them to walk the same route i did, if they wan to. The route tt i walked rly opened my eyes and make my life more interesting.
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My laptop jumped off the LT table for the 2nd time today, ever since i started bringing it to NP. Freaking hell, juz becuz i twisted my body a bit and it jumped.
When it jumped, everyone was shocked. Then everyone started chanting, IBM, nth to wry, sure won't get hurted. True enough, it did not spoil even if it jumped off the table and slided off 3 steps, nor did it get scratched at all. I supposed u call this, the power of IBM? Well, as powerful as IBM can be, my heart was like, OMG................................
It ain't easy being my belonging.
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9:44 pm
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