1. Muz be a female, who looks cute wearing specs( I dun mind lesbians, but any further than tt is out of the qn). *note:I said look cute in specs, not look nerdy in specs.
2. Muz be at least a C Cup(Man, i sure noe how to look out for such details XD)
3. Height, muz be shorter than me. Weight, muz be lighter than me(Man, easy requirements) Need not be too sexy, but figure muz be enough to bowl me over(Ah, my standards are low, i'm not pig with ultra high standards)
4. Doesn't matter if is chinese speaking or english speaking, as long as we can communicate, understand each other with or without opening our mouths, gd enough.
5. Able to differentiate when i'm joking or not and when i'm serious or not.
6. Have some love for nature(*note: i got my definition of this) and the rest of the love for me XD.
7. Lastly, a rich daughter from some rich family with loads of money, and she doesn't mind poor o'me, nor is she the snobbish spoilt brat type. Also, she muz have the BASIC form of logic in her. How to u noe wat is basic? Look at me and u'll noeXD

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Went to Ngee Ann today to get my laptop software sorted out. Time taken: 4 hrs.

I'm sure u'll be wondering wat took so freaking long juz to install some microsoft office and anti virus shit and stuff. The time, however, was not used on installing these stuff, but on how i struggled to find my way to the School of Life Science.

• Reached Ngee Ann Poly at roughly 2pm.
• Went to MEL(dunno-wat educational blah blah)
• Was told to go there to install the software.
• Reached there, guy told me i have to go to the School of Life Science department to get it sorted, for they dun do such things here anymore.
• ANYMORE?
• Could have taken the laptop and smack it on the guy's head, see which is more durable.
• Started off by walking along the road.
• Y AM I IN THE SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING?
• Walked in circles, tinking i'll eventually reach School of Life Science.
• Y AM I STILL IN THE SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING?
• Walked one straight line, desperate to get outta School of Engineering.
• Y AM I STILL IN THE SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING AFTER SO LONG?
• Got sick and sat down for a while.
• Found a guy who gave me directions.
• Went back to where i started.
• HOLY SHIT, I TOOK A WRONG TURNING.
• Reached School of Life Science.
• The End.

Sense of direction is rly getting from bad to worse. I'm starting to understand tt i cannot be an explorer or go on a world trip. I will die out there, juz becuz i got lost in some unknown place on earth. Mum is to blame for passing on the lousy sense of direction to me. It's bad enough tt she got it, but it's worse tt i had to carry it on as well. So, my poor descendents who might inherit the same sense of direction, point fingers at my mum, not me.

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Apparently, memories sure are one of the strangest things ever to exist in this world. Sometimes it's there, sometimes it's not. It's like an a teenager with a big time attitude problem. I happy, i stay. I not happy, i go. But it could be vice versa, depends on the cases.

One thing's for sure, sad and painful memories definitely will not leave. Even though u do not feel the same impact as when u were creating those memories, the scar will still hurt. Man, at this point of time, i can only say WAT THE ****(Censorship, guys, the kids are watching).

Thus, i can only come up with the next warped saying.

U can't control half of the things tt's happening, nor can ur life be affected by the things u can control.

True? False? I dunno? Both? Who noezXD