Juz came back from LSCT a.k.a Life Science and Chemical Technology camp. Man, it was more fun than the last one, at least they concentrate more on bond making than the games. Sports camp, i dun tink i rmbr most of the ppl's names, whereas LSCT camp, i rmbr all. Expected la, since they make us rmbr names the funny way.

So this time, School of Life Science is like, FULL OF CHIO BUS LA. My eyes open so wide to scan them all tt it hurts now. Still sad part is, very few in my course>_<. In fact, in my course, 75% are guys la. The rest, gals. Now i regret laughing at my colleagues(one in triple E, one in mechatronics) for only having 3 gals in their class. Though i haven't seen my class, i got the big feeling it'll be the same.

So, rdy for a long entry?

LSCT camp

• Woke up at 8.15am, was supposed to reach there at 9am.
• Ended up being late(Or so i thought).
• Turns out, many arrived at this timing too.
• In fact, there was nth to tok abt, except to check which class we were in and see who our teachers are.
• Pity those ppl who went there but did not intend to go LSCT camp, they were purely wasting their time.
• So i met this guy beside me, he claims he was 22, juz outta ns, i was shocked.
• Also, he claimed he entered ns straight after o'lvls.
• Weird.
• After which we went to Sports Hall(Staying there again........) to be sorted in our groups.
• My group: Ares, God of War(Wasn't tt supposed to be Guan Yu?)
• Saw group mates one by one, thought some was china, some was phillipines, some was malay.
• Turns out, all are chinese and from singapore, except one from Indonesia.
• Also saw Chin Yee's lookalike(JC classmate, man, i almost burst out, 'Chin Yee!! Wat u doing here? Aren't u supposed to be in jc???)
• Some looked at me, tinking i'm familiar.
• Turns out, those who finds me familiar went to PJC first 3 months.
• And they met JACKSON, my lookalike.
• Seems like Jackson got himself famous as the OGL there.
• Rly a funny group, even funnier when i told them my surname is Lao, my name is Bu.
• Oh ya, saw Darren(Crab's scout junior) as well, he's in my course.
• Finally, saw Rui Feng(Alex, Petoskey) who's one of the CGLs.(Jackass and Cock should still rmbr him)
• Turns out, the 22 yr old guy is an AGL(Ancient Group Leader)
• Man, got along with him and i was tricked la.
• But too bad, i rly got along with him well, quite a nice and crappy guyXD.
• Played 'the ball' game.

Rules of the game: We are supposed to say each others names, and say wat we are supposed to do with the ball. E.G: I am Han Ming, and i like to squeeze the balls.XD

Most Distinct ones i can rmbr:

• Kill the balls.
• Sell the balls.
• Crush the balls.
• Bounce the balls.
• Suck the balls.
• Lick the balls.
• Sleep with the balls.
• Whack the balls.
• Leave the balls alone!!!

Level 2 of the game: We are supposed to say 'em out and do the actions to the person beside us. And beside me was Chin Yee's lookalike!! Holy shit.

• Gal to my left who looks like malay said sleep with the balls, so, next part is censored.
• I was supposed to squeeze the balls, so next part is also censored.
• Got appoined as leader for the cheers becuz i came up with some ridiculous cheers.
• Piangz, could have died of laughter when u hear us la.
• Afterwhich we moved on, to our telematch!
• Wah piangz, a game consisting of mud, watermelon, celery, butter, oil, flour, water.
• Wat we were supposed to do: Stand in a line, Tie everyone's left foot to the person beside them's right food.
• Move all the way to the watermelon.
• Smash it, eat it, and eat the celery.
• Moment i saw celery, i was like, omg.
• So, i took one big piece of watermelon and ate it rly slowly........(Sly sia)
• Took raffia string off, next is to climb thru the mat of mud, oil, butter, flour........
• Can't say i enjoyed it, cuz i tasted some of tt mixture and omg, Y SO SALTY???????????????????
• Finally, fill up a pail with water.
• This one was easy, we all took off our clothes(Guys only) and threw it in, so tt it looks full.
• The end of telematch.
• No bath, next is dinner.
• After dinner, is game station.
• Throughout the stations, there will be angels(We can't use waterbombs to whack 'em) and Devils(MUZ WHACK WITH WATER BOMBS, NO MATTER WAT).
• Taught them 2 codes
• If kena hit by a waterbomb, shout Pearl Harbour!! The rest who heard Pearl Harbour, run for it, so tt the one person won't sacrifice in vain.
• If spot any devils, shout Bombs Away!! And use all the water bombs on them.
• There was one station where we met Triton!!!
• But they were slow, so before they came, i thought my fellow groupmates how to sing a song to laugh at Triton.
• Go likes this: Under the Sea........ Triton mati........ Ares is happy, Ares go party, bring it to me.......
• Sang it when they come.
• In the end, there was a blackout, so game cancelled.
• Instead, there was a cheering competition.
• Once again, song was sang.
• We wonXD
• Kept scaring the gals abt 'The Lady in White'.
• Pls la, no matter where u go, u hear some story abt some 'Lady in White'
• Finally, last game of the day: Final Battle.
• Waterbomb Battle of GLs vs Freshies.
• Beginning, we used up all our waterbombs.
• So i went in front, and stand there, arms opened.
• In the end, none hit meXD
• I muz be given a medal for my bravery.
• How did tt happen? Most of the waterbombs went over my head to the crowd behind. Even if some was abt to make contact, i juz shift my head or body a bit and they missed XD.
• Finally, time to bathe and sleep.
• Everything ended and we were finally able to go to slp at roughly 3.30am.
• Fell asleep at 4am.

End up day 1. Man, alrdy so freaking tiring, i tink we can forget abt slping on day 2 nite.

• Woke up at 8am.
• Was supposed to wake up at 8.30am, but the rest woke me up so i couldn't continue slping, even though we have breakfast at 9am.
• Played 'Dai Di' or 'Da Lao 2'
• Went to have breakfast(Roti and kaya, jam or peanut butter. Y they always give the same breakfast in camp? No laksa or prawn mee?)
• Began teaching those dudes and dudettes another new cheer we came up with(Someone juz as crappy as meXD)
• Afterwhich, we watch a show performed by the GLs.
• Then, moved on to games station.
• How should i put it, first station was amusing, cuz we need containers to fill water, so we went into the extend of going in gals toilet juz to fill them up.
• One guy almost used a dust bin for sanitary pads.
• In the end, we didn't accomplished our task.(Neither did the other group succeed.)
• One game got us rly dulan; The Chay Kuey Teow game.
• Rules are simple: we are supposed to put watever they wan on the mat, eg; 3 hands, 6 backs, 4 tongues..........
• Problem runs with the mat.
• It's got eggs, flour, bean sprouts, oil, soya sauce, etc......
• So while the others put their body parts on it, i looked at them.
• In the end, i kena the worst: Put 2 legs and 1 butt in the middle, where MOST OF THE STUFF ARE.
• To make things even worse, i got an egg smashed on my head.
• Got du lan when the most of the groupmates laugh at me, so i smeared the mixture on their faces and hair when they can't move.
• Whole group was du lan and it was raining heavily with lightning and thunder, so we gave them some cheer related to lightning and thunder to scare those GLs.
• Had to go out to the rain to wash ourselves.
• Left the station smelling of kaya and egg.T_T
• Next few stations were mud, water bombs(again)......
• Games didn't take up much time, it's finding the sheltered way of reaching them tt took up most of the time.
• Best part was, our group reached the hall first, so we immediately went to bathe.
• Thank goodness the kaya and egg smell went away........
• After which we prepared our item for the nite.
• Ours was 'Over there Gals look over here' by Ah Niu.
• Rly damn lame la, with 1 lead actor and actress acting out, and the guys sing the song and try to get the gals to look over, whereas the gals all tao us.
• I dare say, ours was the most amusing one.
• Items were performed, and finally, GLs' turn.
• Great dance!
• And we dance.
• Dunno y they all gathered at the front, so our whole group of guys went behind to dance.
• Rly had fun la, so freaking amusing.
• Rested for a while, then they played Hokkien Songs.
• Me and my group jokers go out and dance tt.
• XD
• Next was GROUP MASCOT............
• I was selected to be dressed up(Die liao)
• Since our was group was Ares, God of War, i was dressed up like one.
• Got one part they use masking tape to tape my legs.
• MY POOR LEG HAIR...................
• Worse still, they stick a piece of paper writing '6 pack' on my stomach and sticked 6 packs of tissue with it.
• I dunno how much humiliation i can take.
• Supposedly, Ares is a god tt was sick of war and turned gay when he discovered his feminine side.
• So i went out there and act manly first, then gayish.
• No wonder when i say i'm straight and make my finger straight, my finger will somehow be crooked from some angle.
• Juz shows tt i'm half crooked, half straight.
• Ended.
• And it's time for.........NIGHT WALK..........
• We went to the building where the GLs have all their 'ghosts'.
• Rly damn *toooooot, cuz it was kinda ridiculous.
• So on the way there, i began scaring this guy with ghost stories.
• He was so scared, he nearly freaked out when the guy behind us tapped his shoulder to ask him sth.
• They say NP was built on a cemetery, which nearly make me die of laughter.
• There is no history of NP being built on a cemetry watsoever..........
• So, i was paired up with a gal who kept saying she dun wanna go in, she very scared(In fact, i was chosen to be with her becuz my size was the security factor)
• Glad they dunno me well enough, the guy who would be 10km away in 10s if encountered with a real ghost.
• Then i realised: If they're juz out to scare us, then most or all the ghosts are the GLs.
• So me, her, 2 pairs of guys and gals sat there toking while waiting.....
• Waited until they said we have to go in alone.
• I'm anything, cuz i wanna go in and scare GLs, but the gal got so freaked out she begged the GL to let us 2 in together.
• First part was juz GLs coming out and shouting suddenly.
• She was starting to break down.
• Next part was fake dummy flying down stairs.
• She totally broke down.
• Have to console her and hug her(Earned a bit laXD)
• Saw the GL pretending to be a dummy on the floor(he opened his eyes) so i called out to him and tell him got problem sia.
• He and the other GL came out.
• Finally, we got past this.
• There was a GL who sat in the middle of the floor with this green light.
• He asked the gal 'Xiao mei mei, wanna come play with me?'
• I thought i'll die of laughter if i go and say 'Da ge ge, i come play with u!'
• But she got freaked out, so i dare not do tt.
• Went past classroom corridor, she walked behind me and pull my T-shirt.
• Dare not look around to make her insecure.
• Turns out, in one of the classroom door panels, there'll be some Indian face smiling widely.
• And indians look frightening when given some eerie green lights.
• My groupmates, the guys got totally freaked out when they saw this.
• After whole thing, my fren told me it'll be the worse if we saw some little gal with a hat bouncing a ball at the end of the corridor.
• So anyways, we continued upstairs.
• A few more shocks, but luckily she got used to it.
• Went up the stairs to the roof, saw my GL hiding there, so i said, Ben, stop hiding la. So big size, hide also cannot hide properly.
• Spoilt his scaring partXP
• Went thru another corridor with black dummys flying around and on the floor.
• So when we walked to the end, this GL came out and grabbed my foot.
• I was scared by it, i was scared by the following scream tt made my jump high up.
• I swear, half my life was gone becuz of the screaming.
• It is no ordinary screaming, it was high pitched, loud, frightening............
• Finally, outta tt building.........
• I can see my 40yr old, 50 yr old, 60 yr old, 70 yr old and 80yr old me waving at me in the sky and flying off.....................................................
• If there's any of this activities, i'm going in alone next time.
• My life cannot be halved again.
• While waiting for the rest to finish, we discuss abt the insides.
• I was saying tt if they dressed up some gal with long hair to make her hair cover her face, wear white and put on fake long fingernails to come out and scare us, i would have stand there, fainted with white foam flowing out of my mouth............
• By the time we went back, it was 5.30am.
• So 2 guys and i went to have a shower.
• Shower peaked us up, we could not slp.
• Played 007 with the rest who cannot slp in the end.
• We earned attention for 'The Sleepless Group' in the end.
• Once again, the GLs came out to draw slping ppl with markers.
• Slping ppl = Freshies + GLs
• The ones not slping(us and only us, other groups were slping) laughed like crazy.
• Even took photos with groupmate's camera.
• But at 6.30am, i still cannot tahan and went to slp.
• During this period, the GLs drew cat whiskers on my face.
• To make things worse, soap couldn't get 'em to totally fade away.
• So the next day, i went around looking like an idiot.

Day 2 was rly long.............................................................................................................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

• Woke up at 8.30am.
• Could sense sth was wrong by looking at their faces.
• So i rubbed my face a bit and wat do u noe, black marker ink.........
• ...............................................................
• So brushed my teeth, washed my face and gathered to eat breakfast.
• Sat there playing card games again.
• We got bored, so jokers started doing cheer actions with legs.
• In the end, whole group did actions with legs.
• So we went to the hall centre and while doing the cheers, we lie down and did the action with our legs.
• We muz be rly bo liao.
• Packed our things, shifted to LT22.
• Had our last item, farewell.......
• But before tt, we had some competitions, like battle of the cheer leaders(i got kicked out), smallest eyes(Our groupmate scored this oneXD), Biggest butt(I got kicked out again), Hairy eyebrows(Ours was thick, but not hairy enough) and Dance competition with the most scandalous couple(We sent our the lead actor and actress, but only scored a 2nd for this one).
• Finally, a video of our whole history of the past 2 days 2 nites.
• And giving out of prizes, our group scored most spontaneous group.
• Final farewell, signed out autographs on group flag and went off.
• Thus, ends LSCT camp 06/07.
• Sure had fun, in fact, more fun than the Sports camp 06/07.

Man, i sure was so tired tt i kept falling asleep on the bus. Plus, moment i washed finished my clothes and shoes, bathed, i lay on the bed and stayed dead from 5pm till 12pm the next day. Tt's 19hrs. Anyone wanna beat tt? XD

Thus, i did not see my da jie and mum when they got home from KL and Genting. During my absence, my mum went to genting for fun, my da jie to KL for business. Seems like my laptop screwed up when she took it and used it, so i have to take the entire set and exchange it ASAP. Man, wat a total screw up. I wonder if it's juz me, or she's juz plain unlucky.

So, once again, i'm heading to sch tml, so going to slp now. Anyone who wanna beat my 19hrs of slping record is free to sms me for a new challenge anytime, any place, anywhereXD

i've got attitude; 12:44 am

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