Suddenly realised wat a sucker i am, man. All this while, i was living like tt without sensing anything wrong. It took me a whole 18yrs to figure out.

The way i come up with excuses whenever fingers are pointed at me sure is astonishing. Shockingly fast, ultra convincing, wat more can i add? And to tink i tink myself as a guy somemore. A real man will nvr give so much excuses for any mistakes he has done.

Thus, i decided. Maybe a bit too late, so let's make this my new sch semester resolution. To not give any excuses at all for any mistakes tt i solely commited. If i break it, the animal gang will milk me personallyXD

Y i realised it suddenly? Well, u noe wat they say.

Be a man and do the right thing.

If i ever wanna be a man, i should stop with all these wishy-washy stuff. But of course, the crap still hasn't gone outta my life yet. So, even if i dun give any excuses for my mistakes, maybe i'll help u give excuses for ur mistakesXD I should go write a book in the future.

101 excuses to get ur way through.

Nah, too plain a title. Muz tink of a better name.

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My da jie went to watch Brokeback Mountain. Apparently, it's a R21 movie, with not only juz guy porn, but gal porn as well.

Looks like the guys having sex in tt movie makes my da jie wanna puke as well. Nah, it's not the guys having sex tt makes her wanna puke. It's the fact tt wat if one day, her husband ends up like one of the guys in the movie? Man, i almost died of laughter when i heard her say tt.

Honestly, i won't mind having a lesbian for a wife. No, to be precise, a bisexual for a wife. Afterall, the guys in the movie aren't gay, they're bisexual!!! They enjoy it with their wives and with each other!!! If u dun call it bisexual, then watcha call it?

But to be honest, let's face it. If a gal and a gal does it, guys and some gals gets turned on. But if a guy and a guy do it, maybe some gals(?) and no guys(gays excluded) will get turned on. Maybe it's becuz of the fact tt guys portray a sense of straightness. Nah, if i have to go in deeper, i'll have to touch abt the man's sexual organ, so let's kick tt part out. So conclusion is, if u aren't gay or gal, pls dun go watch the movie, lest u get disgusted and wanna beat the theatre ppl up for refunds.

i've got attitude; 2:37 am

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