Apparently, the dentist is cancelling out the nite clinic and telling us, come in the day or else. Hey man, we can't help it if ur nite clinic falls on Valentine's, rite? Besides, there's always christmas, or next yr. How can u do this to us? There are times when we're only free at nite, dude.
Other than tt, i almost took his head and smashed it into the wall. Tt f***ing asshole tighten my teeth big time, i can't chew using the front teeth. Wat does tt means? It simply means i'm no longer eating food, but SWALLOWING food. The fall of a dragon, to a snake. No wonder they say the dragons are gonna have all the bad luck this yr.
I'm hereby swear on my surname tt i, Yeo Han Ming, Sekundes, Kelv, Cow, am gonna go get myself a date next yr on Valentine's and no longer stay as the humji i am. Failure, my future might be, but by hook or by crook, i WILL get a date, no matter wat. If i failed to do so, i announced myself to be cooked by lightning to be a well-done steak, juicy to the bones.
Now, i'm gonna start explaining the sentences above. Within this 2 days, i learnt this much. Not bad, eh?
The scanner.
Now this, ain't any ordinary scanner. It's a portable one, links to the network of Panasonic goods and runs by infra-red. It is used on barcodes of goods and locations, and only exists in warehouse 1, the one i'm working in. Wat's most shocking is the price. It costs at least $5000 over and we got 8 of 'em. After i got to use it, i immediately started exploring the functions. Man, it's gotta be the funnest, yet the most expensive toy i've ever played:D
The hacking.
Since i'm in charge of issuing and rearranging, i'm the only temp worker who has being granted a username and password to access the entire network of panasonic in singapore. YES, IT MEANS TT I CAN SIMPLY GO IN, WIPE OUT THE ENTIRE DATA, AND RUN OFF. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. But of course, i ain't evil enough to do tt. Besides, i dun wanna go to jail yet, dun wanna a criminal record when i run for president elections:D
The virginity
Now this one is interesting. While chatting with my colleagues, 1 was exceptionally proud of how many gals he f***ed in his life, including his current one. He's 27 this yr, and is planning to get marrited before 30, so lucky his current one, unlucky the rest. Apparently, gals still fall for the 'If u love me, u'll allow me.' Kinda stupid, in my opinion, but since they wanna fall for it, nth i can do abt it, but wish them common sense, not luck.
The qualifications
Now this is a rly sad case. In singapore, qualifications matter more than anything else, especially in the working world. My 2 colleagues, are without o'lvl qualifications and alrdy 20+. Yet when they came in, they work harder than any other temp staff, doing OT till 12am and working on weekends as well. Juz becuz they have lousier academic results, doesn't mean they're juz a lazy bunch of ppl who dun even to study, rite? Some ppl are juz not academically strong, like them, but they're smart in other areas. So how are we supposed to judge them? Are they juz as good as those with a university degree, or wat? Does having no qualifications mean u sux and u're a gd-for-nth?
The difference
The reason to this could be the goals tt we have, at tt point of life. For him, it's to get qualifications, a fulltime stable job and a wife before the age of 30. For me, it's juz to get money to play, and maybe a gf. His was more to do with the future, mine juz to deal with the present. Perhaps i'm not as mature and realistic as i tink i am?
The L1R4
Again, this is the problem abt academics, qualifications and etc. My colleague, a 19th yr old is out there trying his best to enter a course tt he wans, even if it's in ITE. Yet i juz simply quit outta JC and fight with him(maybe a wrong phrase......) for a placing in poly. Kinda makes me feel guilty, man.
The 5S
Now this is a shocking one. 5S, basically means cleaniness and tidiness, generally. Apparently, those who dun abide by it have gotten their pays docked before. Which is y everyone is on their tenterhooks when it comes to 5S. I would liked to see how the examiners of 5S examine the place we worked in, will be interesting in the future(Probably).
Now we all noe tt learning not only takes place in sch. So, sch ain't the ultimate learning place, get it, little kids reading this?:D
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When u lose, u gain. When u gain, u lose. There's nvr a only gain life, or a only lose life. Which is worse, forgiving or forgetting?