2006/02/22

Was chatting with some gals a while ago, and apparently, they told me sth interesting. In fact, so interesting tt i couldn't help but tok abt it here.
Looks like the size of a guy's d*** DOES matter when it comes to having sex with the gal.
Well, i always thought they feel the same, regardless of big or small. Afterall, sth is inside them, so they feel the same lvl no matter how big or deep u got ur thing in them.
Looks like i was wrong big time, man. But lucky thing is, mine is..............Erm, if i have to describe, looks like i have to use slightly above average=P So for guys with mini d***s, well, there is always hope tt u'll find a gal who doesn't mind.XD
Saw the news regarding the nanyang polytechnic and got a big shock. The shock doesn't come from the fact tt the couple was having underaged sex, but the fact tt they actually bothered to video-taped the entire scene down. And it's using the gal's hp somemore.
To tink i always thought guys were the horny ones. Looks like gals might have more horns than us sia, are we guys rly losing out?
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Anyways, it looks like i won't be needing a new HP for now. Me mum put the HP under the sun for a day, and miraclously, the keypad came back to life, allowing me to use the keys as freely as before. This is rly gd news for someone like me. Imagine using some unknown model of Motorola and the best thing abt it is tt u can change the screen colour. No wonder motorola used to lose out to Nokia. With hps like this, it'll be a wonder if it can win nokia in the past sia.
So in other words, the HP is now BIA and all who wanna find me can SMS me or call me.
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