}the_attituded^kid{

Yeo Han Ming a.k.a Bayee Seng
Future Ambition: Currently undergoing Renovations
20
Trapped in P.T.


}likes{
Food
Play
Sleep
Slack



No particular dislikes


Current^Status&>>

status :: Recruit in Training

&wishlist~

1. Invisiblity Cloak
2. Dynamites (unlimited)
3. Excalibur
4. Ultimate protection from dust for my house (save me the trouble to clean it)
5. Anti-Mozzie Defense Towers
6. Anti-Snoring Device
7. One Gundam to protect sg and convince LKY that i dun need to go to the army
8. Create the Sekundes Law of Science
9. 5 inch water hose with unlimited pressurized water of at least 14 bar
10. HDTV for my XBOX360
11. Unlimited AA batteries for my controller
12. Teleportation device that allows me to teleport anywhere
13. Motorbike
14. W980
15. One Rocket Launcher, unlimited ammo
16. One Iron Man Suit made of Titanium(ASAP)



[Friends>>

Ming Cheng| Zension
Yvvone| Pearl
Jolene| Fen Yi
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2006/01/26


wow, finally got the extra inspirations, plus the TIME to blog. This is one leading factor, cuz no time = no blogging = no stories for readers to read. Here goez:

Saturday

Went out damn early to go to SP, needed to go to JE first. In the end, xh SMS me at around 10am(The time i left hse) to ask where i was. I was tinking he should be at SP, since he said he wanted to be there to play dotA. The funny thing was, i replied him, saying i was at JE when in actual fact, i was still at home:D So when i reached Lakeside, it was alrdy 10.35. Very accurately, while walking past the railway, i saw a mysteriously familiar fat and plump figure wearing specs and has ultra short hair. I stopped and tink, oh man, where have i seen this guy before? well, turns out the dude also woke up late, tt stupid asshole, and since we reached JE by 11, might as well head straight to SP to meet Yvvone, who's bring her bro to the open hse.

Went to SP com lab to spend sometime before yvvone comes. Turns out, com lab was closed. thus, pig and cow spend the rest of the time sitting on the staircase toking. Then, i notice this flag with the word 'Innovex' on it. They come in different colours too, too bad i couldn't get all, i wanted to get one of each colour. So, the stealing skills of a bandit in me awaken, and thus, 4 colours down, but damn it, someone came along, so couldn't steal more.

Yvvone was 40MIN LATE, tt freaking asshole. By tt time ah, i alrdy no mood to see SP liao, so end up, i pang suey her, gave her the things i wanted to give her(including Innovex flags) and ran off. Ended up going to 399, play a bit of dota(Clarence got thrashed rly badly despite the fact tt it was 2v1:D), and went off to gym. So there.
  1. Met up with cock and jackass.
  2. Went to gym.
  3. Only exercised a while, and the assholes all wanted to go swimming.
  4. Cock is scared his feathers will be ruined, so he went home first.
  5. Pig, me, bear, jumped in lazy river.
  6. Jackass followed.
  7. He forgot to hang onto his specs.
  8. Specs knew how to swim, and went all out on his route to freedom.
  9. Jackass borrowed my specs to look for 'em.
  10. The asshole drop them into the water.
  11. Thankfully, my specs loves me, so they swam back to me.
  12. We went swimming in lazy river, looking for the specs.
  13. Specs is unstoppable, almost god-like.
  14. Still cannot find the specs.
  15. Decided to strategize, bear and pig station at a place where the water is transparent enough for them to see wat's inside.
  16. Found buddha beads, goggles, but no specs.
  17. Went to wave pool.
  18. Played wrestling in water(Needless to say, pig is big show)
  19. WAVE.............
  20. Enjoyed ourselves in the wave pool.
  21. Went to the water massage thingy.
  22. Apparently, it blew bubbles into the shorts they were wearing(mine was too short)
  23. Began joking around again.
  24. Figured tt jackass spent 171 bucks to come into swimming pool.
  25. Went back to lazy river for last time, hoping to find the god-like specs.
  26. Still cannot find.
  27. Started raining, life guards chased us out.
  28. No hope at all with specs.
  29. Showered a while, came out, saw my neighbour sitting there(He taking swimming lessons).
  30. Went to get some food, then go home.

So apparently, this teaches us one thing; Either u remove ur specs before u jump into swimming pool or u hang onto them tight. But if u have specs like mine, who will still swim back to its owner, then u got nth to fear, juz do wat u wan:D

Sunday

Went to grandma's hse to celebrate early reunion dinner. Due to the fact tt my lao pa died recently, we can't celebrate cny with relatives for next 3 months. Thus, bo bian.

Grandma was ok when we went there, acting normal and rarely talked abt dad at all. At least not in front of me, tt is. After which she gave us early hongbaos, since we not going to her hse on CNY. I only planning to open it after CNY, so it's still with me, safe and unopen.

Turns out, grandma told my uncles and aunties abt this early reunion dinner, so 2 of 'em came, and after dinner, played mahjong for a while before we headed home. Man, i still have the skill sia, still gd enough to thrash ppl. Mahjong requires skill to read ur opponents' mind, but since they(my sisters) dun have a mind, it's easy to thrash 'em, without using the skill at all.:D

Came home, couldn't slp at all, and to tink i got work the next day sia. It was until 2 am when i finally fell asleep.

Monday

Woke up right on time to take bus to Panasonic Factory Solutions. I tink i'm gonna lodge a complain to SBS abt bus service 182. This is the first time i'm taking tt bus to the factory. The worse thing abt it is tt there was lots of ppl, so i couldn't sit down. To top tt off, I'M A TALL GUY, DAMN IT. THEY MAKE THEIR WINDOWS SO FREAKING LOW, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO NOE WHERE I AM?

In the end, i ended up mistaking a factory for the 2nd Link, so i was like panicking, shit, y am i here? y the ppl not getting off? they all going to 2nd link izzit?

Thank my o'dad a person pressed dingdong at the BD factory, which is juz beside Panasonic. Once i saw the BD factory, i immediately got off the bus without hesitation, afterwhich i cursed and swear SBS on y they dun give bus 182 a double decker bus(Normally i can find my way from a higher angle, call it tall ppl habits)

Went in the factory, went to find Sharine, the HR personnel, whereby she took me to a place to collect uniform and boots. Then she started to explain abt things, how they work here, before taking me to my supervisior. Suey suey ah, supervisior not here, so i ended up helping another PT worker in the warehouse. Apparently, there are 4 more PT other than him working in the factory. Best part(for me) is tt they were recommended by Recruit Express, and they got paid $5.50 an hr, whereas i got paid $7 per hr:D Ya should have seen the shocked faces they wore after knowing the truth.

Panasonic is rly damn rich la. They spend a lot on wellfare for workers. Some of these include:

  • Free bus transport to the factory, and they stretch all the way till Yishun.
  • Cheap food, plus the white rice and curry is free, so if u're broke, juz eat white rice with some curry sauce.
  • Cheap drinks, including cans of drinks like coke tt cost 50cents.
  • A recreational hall consisting of table tennis and a gym(only found this one out yesterday)
  • Lockers for everyone, including part timers.
  • New uniforms and boots for everyone, including part timers(but muz return when u no longer working there)

Wat's so interesting is how u enter the warehouse. In order to get in, u still have to key in the PIN no. and put ur hand there for them to scan. Then, they'll let u in. But if ur hand ain't the correct one, no matter how many times u try, it ain't gonna open.

5S of Panasonic:

  • Seiri
  • Seiton
  • Seiso
  • Seiketsu
  • Shitsuke

Above are the cleaning rules for panasonic, all in japanese. First one to translate all 5 correctly wins a free meal from me:D

While working, i finally realised the truth behind the existance of humans. And at long last, i came up, with the truth sentence, tt even Confucious couldn't tink of.

Working makes one realise the importance of slacking. Slacking makes one realise the importance of slacking MORE.

I can't believe i actually found this out after living 18 yrs. Wtf, wat have i been doing with my life all these while? From now on, i shall live life, as the meaning of this sentence:D

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

Wanted to work OT, but damn it, cuz it's my first wk here and they wan me to get used to things around here. Therefore, end up, dismissed at 5.30pm. According to my calculations, if i work OT everyday till 10PM, and i work saturdays and sundays as well, i will be earning almost 2.5k per month liao. I'm sure u wanna ask, how is this possible? Well, i shall gladly explain it to u.

OT rates are 1.5 times the normal salary. Plus, i can work OT until 10pm, or even 12 am if i wanted to. Seems like they rly in need of help to let the part timers earn sia. Thus, if i work till 10am, each day, the amt i earn will be $109. Not including weekends, we juz times it by 20, giving us a sweet amt of $2180. Now, we add in the normal 8 hrs of work on saturdays, making it $2180+$(84x4)=$2516. Best part is, if u work OT beyond 9pm, they'll give u a taxi voucher and allow u to take a cab home, This, is wat i call 'SHUANG DAI LE'. Other than being time consuming, it's the best job i've ever grabbed so far. Since i got free time before sch starts, might as well make use of this great chance to make as much money as possible. This way, guarantee won't go broke in sch, not like some fat pig i noe(No offense, mate:D)

So, slogged here and there, worked here and there, but somehow feeling kinda glad, dunno y leh. Somehow, after these long holidays, working seems to give me a sense of satisfaction. Maybe, i should add in another sentence for the essence of my life.

Working makes one realise the importance of slacking. Slacking makes one realise the importance of slacking more. Slacking more makes one realise the importance of working.

Too bad the supervisor went for one FULL DAY meeting today, he wasn't even back when i knocked off work, so i took regular 15min breaks for every hr. Best part was tt i can go slp in warehouse 2 for a while(I work in warehouse 1) before coming back without anyone questioning me. As a matter of fact, i caught this uncle slping in warehouse 2 while i sneaked in to slack for a while.

I wonder how Panasonic can survive for so long, with workers like us?

So, plans for tml were to go IJC a while have lunch with classmates, stick around a bit to see wat's going on. Sad thing was, me mum told me last minute i had to go to pray for my lao pa, so i should be heading to sch at around 9+ ba. Hopefully the sch security guards won't see me. I dun wanna see the principal for 'gatecrashing' into her kingdom sia.



i've got attitude; 9:59 pm

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