}the_attituded^kid{

Yeo Han Ming a.k.a Bayee Seng
Future Ambition: Currently undergoing Renovations
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Trapped in P.T.


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Food
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Sleep
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No particular dislikes


Current^Status&>>

status :: Recruit in Training

&wishlist~

1. Invisiblity Cloak
2. Dynamites (unlimited)
3. Excalibur
4. Ultimate protection from dust for my house (save me the trouble to clean it)
5. Anti-Mozzie Defense Towers
6. Anti-Snoring Device
7. One Gundam to protect sg and convince LKY that i dun need to go to the army
8. Create the Sekundes Law of Science
9. 5 inch water hose with unlimited pressurized water of at least 14 bar
10. HDTV for my XBOX360
11. Unlimited AA batteries for my controller
12. Teleportation device that allows me to teleport anywhere
13. Motorbike
14. W980
15. One Rocket Launcher, unlimited ammo
16. One Iron Man Suit made of Titanium(ASAP)



[Friends>>

Ming Cheng| Zension
Yvvone| Pearl
Jolene| Fen Yi
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2005/12/01


ok, today, i'm gonna elaborate abt the differences between reality and fantasy, jokes and truth, and hopefully, by the end of it, u will be able to see the similarities and differences btw them and be able to differentiate them better.

now u will ask me, y do i need to differentiate them? becuz often in life, u go into misunderstandings with ppl u noe, things u see, etc. juz becuz u can't see their difference, only the similarities. so in some way or another, this may prove beneficial to u. i dunno for sure, only u noe.

so, let's start by looking at the similarities first, since we all noe best regarding them. afterall, we always misplace them in the same category. for reality and fantasy, there is a reason y fantasy can be reality, but fantasy can also not be reality. for example, in ur fantasy, u dream of having a stead with very gd looks, loves u a lot, good character(for example). in the end, u rly have a stead which is the same as ur fantasy. tt, is a classic example of a fantasy becoming reality. but if, u wanna be like Neo in the matrix, dodge bullets and fly around the sky, i assure u, go to slp and maybe u can dream abt it. becuz it ain't coming out in reality, man.

So y are fantasy and reality similar? becuz at certain times, fantasy IS reality, it all depends on u, how u tink. thus, we all luv to fantasize, hoping one day, they gonna come true, since they're so close to reality after all. but i muz emphasis, there happened to be one FINE line btw the two. and this FINE line happens to be the firewall tt prevents ur fantasy from becoming reality. it's quite gd and proves to be useful sometimes, for example if this guy dreams abt raping a gal and in reality, rly go and rape the gal, then wouldn't all gals be quarantined away from guys? then wat to guys do, rape each other?=D. yes, in case u haven't guessed it, the fine line is wat i called our logic, or rather, common sense. As idiotic as it can be in some situations, this is wat tt prevented(i hope) the world from becoming upside down.

but then u'll be asking, wat if i lack the logic and common sense and i wanna turn tt fantasy into reality? well, i'll be using the previous 2 examples to elaborate. in the case of Neo of Matrix, u'll probably be dead before u dodge the bullets or fly around in the sky. Either dead or mad, cuz ur imagination might be so good tt u tink u're flying, when u're still standing on the ground. yep, either u go mad or u die. Other example is the guy raping the gal. if the guy rly go and rape the gal, then i can assure u, tt guy's so gonna die in prison. Cuz in prison, the mates there happen to place rapists in the most low-ranking category(how i noe? i watch TV, asshole), so if they noe ah, tt guy's still gonna go mad in prison, no difference.

yep, so the two bad consequences can be they go mad or die. but i'm not saying there aren't good consequences. this is y i hate elaborating abt things in life, cuz there is no such thing as only good things, not bad things and vice versa. freaking irritation, rite?

the good part, u all go and tink for urself, if u wan to, serves as an excuse for ur brain juices to start flowing=D

As for lies, jokes and truth, well, this one is a tweeny bit harder then the previous duo. U see, jokes are really irritating, in the sense tt it's the child of lies and truth. rly, i ain't joking. a joke can be a lie, and also the truth. lemme give an example. for example, tml, Yeo Han Ming's gonna be the new MOE. hahahhahahahahahaha, not funny ah? no one's expecting u to laugh, but anyways, yep, this might be a joke in other's life but bullshit in urs. it all depends on ur tinking, man. Whereas a joke tt is a truth, well, for example.......Yeo Han Ming's gonna be the new MOE in 20 yrs time. hahahahahahahahahahaha, not funny again ah? ok, ok, lousy example. how abt.......gal A accidentally touches guy B's u-noe-where, outta sheer luck and guy B goes 'AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' and runs of crying, instead of feeling high. yep, can happen in reality, but rarely seen by us.

In other words, jokes are meant to be funny, and funny things can happen in reality(to add more spice to life) and in fantasy. this is why they're so hard to differentiate. jokes happen all the time, regardless of funny or not, but in order to sort them and find out whether they belong to the truth section or the lies section, well, requires skills, but more than tt, is ur common sense la. u look at me, since when haven't i joked abt things? then if one day i go saying, my house got burned down, u guys will probably tink i'm joking again. and yep, i was joking=D.

Yep, differentiating them sure is hard, so i wish u all gd luck while doing it. wat, i was supposed to teach u abt how to differentiate them? well, stay tuned for the next episode, kiddos.


i've got attitude; 4:21 pm

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